How to describe breasts in a chat room

November 1, 2009 by Elliot James

I’m going to give you a handy boob guide to chat shorthand. This’ll help speed things up the next time you’re instant messenging a busty friend.

Africa's tits keeps hitting the keys. Thankfully, there's Spell Check.

Africa's tits keeps hitting the keys. Thankfully, there's spell check.

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big aerolae

(o) (o) A-cups

(O)(O) DD-cups

(U)(U) No bra

(•)(•) Bullet bra

(Ü) (Ü) German Tits

(à) (à) French Tits

(oYo) A push-up bra

(%)(o) Extra nipple

(o)(O) One boob bigger than the other

(Q)(Q) pierced nipples

(p)(p) breasts with hanging tassels

\o/\o/ Grandma’s breasts

( – )( – ) flat-against-the-shower-door breasts

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8 responses to “How to describe breasts in a chat room”

  1. Gil says:

    Vegas Dancers Dave!

  2. Gil says:

    It seems like some of these don’t translate well to postings.

  3. Gil says:

    I have a few more to add:
    (^)(^) perky nipples
    () outer nipples
    (x) (x) Vegas breasts

  4. JackZee says:

    Great idea Elliot,

    and of course .. motorboating

    ( o ) ( o )
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  5. ATV says:

    Classic!!!
    thanx for the idea’s

  6. sean says:

    Funny EJ real funny hey did you check out Monique East she is great right? Hope you had a good weekend.

  7. viggo says:

    Don’t forget the scandinavian boobs: (ø)(ø)