If you really want to see big boobs in bikinis this holiday weekend, I know exactly where you should go. And where you shouldn’t go.

May 24, 2014 by Dave

Ann can't seem to find a bikini that fits her tits.

Sorry. Girls like Leanne and Michelle are not hanging out at your beach.

This weekend marks the unofficial beginning of summer, and if you’re planning on going to the beach, knock yourself out. Have a good time.

I mean, it’s your weekend. But remember: Just because this is the unofficial start of summer doesn’t mean the ocean knows anything about that. Chances are you’re gonna freeze your nuts off.

And then, if you do manage to get into the water, there’s a pretty fair chance you’re going to get stung by a jellyfish.

And I haven’t even mentioned sharks.

Of course, you could just stay out of the water and lay on your beach blanket all afternoon.

And get sunburned. Your skin hasn’t seen the sun in six months. How do you expect it to react?

My advice? Stay inside in front of your computer. Visit SCORELAND. It’s the only place you’ll see bikini babes like Michelle, Leanne and newcomer Ann Calis, who has a new set and video debuting today.

But if you insist on going to the beach, go right ahead. But don’t come running to me if your car gets towed.

 

 

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3 responses to “If you really want to see big boobs in bikinis this holiday weekend, I know exactly where you should go. And where you shouldn’t go.”

  1. profvolup says:

    String bikinis were made for curvy women.

    Also, are the rumours of Michelle Bond retiring true? I was really looking forward to how she looked into her 40s.

  2. David G says:

    I think Ann’s bikini fits her perfectly.

  3. Greymamba says:

    Ann Calis hardcore scene. C’mon guys make it happen