In tennis, it’s all about the outfit.

May 24, 2010 by Dave
Autumn-Jade says, "Always keep your eye on the ball."

Autumn-Jade says, "Always keep your eye on the ball."

Gianna Rossi demonstrates proper service and upskirt motion.

Gianna Rossi demonstrates proper service and upskirt motion.

This is what all busty tennis players should wear at the French Open. The problem is, none of them are as stacked as Karina and Mandy.

This is what all busty tennis players should wear at the French Open. The problem is, none of them are as stacked as Karina and Mandy.

Well, it’s that time of year again, when tits and tennis always seem to be in the news. Last year, it was Simona Halep, who made news when she announced she was going to get a breast reduction because her tits were getting in the way of her tennis. I’m sorry to report that 1.) She did get the reduction; and 2.) She’s been playing better (although she lost today in the first round of the French Open. Serves her right for getting rid of those natural beauties).

Yeah, I know, 40something Raquel Sieb isn't playing tennis. Don't get so anal about it.

Yeah, I know, 40something Raquel Sieb isn't playing tennis. Don't get so anal about it.

This year, it’s Venus Williams, the far-less-bustier of the Williams sisters (it’s Serena who has the big tits and big ass), who’s making news. She came out for her first-round match at the French Open wearing a red-and-black corset-like dress and, underneath, nude sports shorts that, at first glance, made her seem like she wasn’t wearing any panties at all. How about that!

Actually, how about nothing. When I first saw the photos, I thought Venus was baring her ass, but it really didn’t matter to me because I have no desire to see Venus’s ass.

Here at SCORELAND, our girls have been exploiting the game of tennis for their own purposes for a long time. They know that nothing makes big tits bounce like a good, hearty game of tennis and tennis skirts don’t cover much at all. So, for your viewing pleasure, here are Autumn-Jade, Gianna Rossi, Karina Hart, demonstrating how big-tit tennis should be done. And, as a bonus, from 40SomethingMag.com, here’s Raquel Sieb exploiting a tennis court for her own sexual purposes. Game, set, jack.

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