In the land of whoppers…

July 8, 2012 by Maria

By now, the fact that I stare at tits all day for a living should be a commonly known fact.

I know, I know…my job is sooo difficult.

But even after looking at tits after tits after tits all the live-long day, there are still days when I am taken aback and impressed by humongous breasts.

Because sometimes the sheer size and weight of of huge tits is completely impressive.

When that happens, when a SCORELAND babe has tits that are so big that I am forced to stop and sort of let out a low whistle that says, “Now THAT’S impressive…” I call those tits “whoppers.”

Not every SCORELAND babe has whoppers, and that is okay.

But when they do, it is okay and kind of sort of FUCKING AMAZING!

I mean, I have a large rack, but I definitely don’t have whoppers. Whoppers are the stuff of miracles.

So who are some of the ladies who have whoppers?

Well, for starters, German newcomer Emilia Boshe has an amazing set of whoppers. Hers are large and hang just so and are just the right amount of veiny.

Renee Ross also has a great set of whoppers. And not to brag or anything…okay, I am totally bragging…I have had her whoppers in my hands and man, oh, man did they weigh a lot.

I’ve been THISCLOSE to Minka’s whoppers. Don’t believe me? Here’s a pic to prove it. (And just so you know…Minka’s hand was totally on my ass in that pic. I swear it.)

I’ve even had a pair of whoppers on my head!

Yup, its true. When Cassidi Jai came to our studios, she put her HHH-tits on my head! (And yes, I have a video to prove that, too.)

But who has the biggest, most-impressive whoppers I’ve ever seen?

Miosotis, of course. In fact, Miosotis might actually mean “whoppers.”

Every time I see her tits, I am shocked and awed. It’s like in the line for big tits, she got an extra helping…maybe even two.

Her tits are so impressive that I find it hard to concentrate. They’re mesmerizing.

Will there ever be another whoppered one like Miosotis? I cannot say for sure…but I will say that I hope and wish for it every day.

I am pretty sure you do, too.

xoxox,

Maria

 

 

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12 responses to “In the land of whoppers…”

  1. DukeOfKnockers says:

    @Maria What’s not to love about my Nilli Willis, The Duchess Of Knockers

  2. viggo says:

    @Maria I bet they pitched tents as soon as they saw you!!! πŸ™‚

  3. Dave says:

    You know, there a a lot of guys out there who would do just about anything to get Renee’s boobs in their hands, including me! What a great job you have!

  4. viggo says:

    @Maria Did you by any chance grow up near Fort Bragg? πŸ˜‰

  5. X.D. says:

    Oh, Maria. Where were you when Nilli Willis and Georgina Lempin were around?

  6. khasteh says:

    i love karina hart onlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  7. Bruce Dodd says:

    Maria,
    Your job must be very stressfull haha
    If you need an assistant, I’d be happy to help you with all those bountiful women. πŸ˜‰

  8. Ca united kingdom says:

    Emilia does have some whoppers and her score debut was impressive, i love whoppers on a slim n stacked babe, kayla kleevage, minka, pandora peaks etc

  9. derek says:

    You live a good life Maria. Thanks for sharing a little bit of it with us.