It’s Erection Day! Jack early, jack often!

November 6, 2012 by Dave

Newcomer Charley J. Matthews gets my vote.

Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.

So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.

Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!

Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.

Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"

Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.

And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!

Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Categories: , , , , ,

4 responses to “It’s Erection Day! Jack early, jack often!”

  1. B1978 says:

    i don’t care for politics, but i’d vote for tahnees tits.

  2. ca united kingdom says:

    mmm, charley catches my eye, dont think ive seen her before???? bloody election!!!!! all we heard here in the UK for weeks… go obama go!!!!

  3. X.D. says:

    that’s “NOW for some titties”.

  4. X.D. says:

    thank goodness it’s all over…no for some titties!!!!