Jacking and driving: May West has tried it.

June 29, 2016 by Elliot James

“Of things to do, masturbation is in my top five,” May West said. She’s perfected her masturbation habits.

May is back in a very wet masturbation show today at SCORELAND. Her panties get soaked.

“I definitely use toys in my personal play. I like dildos. I also sometimes use paddles and stuff. In the car is hard. I’ve tried while driving. It’s hard to get the angle right. I can get aroused but I can’t get all the way there. I’m usually in bed when I masturbate.”

Driving while masturbating is definitely not the best idea. Driving and masturbating and looking at a phone is even worse. In Rockell’s hitchiker scene, she masturbated in the back seat. That’s a safe way to do it. Sheridan Love will do it in the passenger seat.

That reminded me of a series that was published in SCORE magazine and SCORELAND. In the early 2000’s, Dan Ross wrote “The Jack Report.” There were 12 articles in all, and one piece was about car-jacking. He also included the names of some novelties that could be used in a car.

Dan wrote, “An impromptu survey at The SCORE Group revealed that a third of the staff had engaged in some kind of masturbation while driving. Their jacking activities ranged from feeling themselves through their pants to unzipping themselves and manipulating their cocks or pussies through their underwear to whipping it out or reaching in. Although few of them had car jacked to completion–it’s a tricky maneuver–some had. Most didn’t Car Jack regularly–the heavily trafficked roads in Miami hinder jacking privacy–but all of them enjoyed the occasional pleasure.  According to The SCORE Group’s resident legal expert, although state laws don’t explicitly prohibit masturbating in your car while driving, the police can nab you for disorderly conduct, reckless driving or indecent exposure. For that and other reasons, the Car Jack takes careful planning and execution.”

In my opinion, girls should be passenger seat or back seat jackers. Leave the driving to someone else.

Do not look at this picture of May while driving. Do not jack to it while driving.

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One response to “Jacking and driving: May West has tried it.”

  1. Guitar guy says:

    I love may. Off topic but will we see shelby gibson back soon?