M.W.H.P.F.T.W. or, Men Who Hide Porn From Their Wives
Are you surfing the Internet for porn and hiding it from your better half?
One of the best things about working where I work is that I can watch porn on my computer and no one cares. I will have conversations with people at my desk while some stacked babe is getting some meat in her taco and her breasts cordon bleu’ed and no one even so much as bats an eyelash.
And being a single gal, if I want to watch porn on my own time…I do so on my very large flat-screen television. Loudly. So my neighbors know what is going on. Or, at least they can imagine something is going on and probably hate me. 🙂
But, I started thinking about all of you tit lovers out there who belong to the exclusive M.W.H.P.F.T.W. club.
As in M.W.H.P.F.T.W…. Men Who Hide Porn From Their Wives.
I know that this group of men exist because lots of my guy friends belong to this club. While I am watching porn out in the open, these guys are hiding porn and watching it in the weirdest of places. (One of my friends has to wait until his wife goes to yoga class and even then, locks himself in their bathroom and flushes the toilet repeatedly in case she comes home unexpectedly and wonders what the fuck he is doing in the bathroom for so long!)
Are you sitting in front of your computer, waiting for a moment alone to log on and get off?
It made me start thinking about those of you that buy DVDs, watch porn from your mobiles and/or buy magazines.
I am sure the guys who buy DVDs are either single or have wives who are cool with porn. Cause it’s an actual DVD. You have to physically store it somewhere, right? I assume guys who like to wank to dirty magazines, (And you should be all wanking to V-mag, in my humble opinion!) like the portable and disposable commodity that a magazine provides. But they are physical items, too, so hiding them also presents a problem. That’s why I assume that the magazine reader is also either single or has a cool-with-porn mate. But what about the last group of porners? Those of you that surf the Internet on your PCs and mobile for porn.
I think that you guys are prime candidates for the M.W.H.P.F.T.W. club.
You, the clearers of browser histories. You, the stashers of pics, movies and files in secret folders buried in other folders, mislabeled and locked with passwords.
Am I wrong?
Where do you watch your porn? Are you hiding it from your mate? Why?
Listen, you can tell me these things. Sure, I am a woman…but I’m on your side. 🙂 I am practically the coolest chick you know. I like porn, you like porn. I like tits, you like tits. I have tits, you, um, like tits. It’s like we are best friends already. And knowing about how you guys like to watch the stuff that gets you off is my pleasure…and my job! 🙂 Think of me as the busty chick that does marketing research about your meat-beating experiences so that I can help you…umm…jack off better? Do some extra-discreet skeeting?
🙂 Let’s talk about it. I am not your wife. I’m your V-mag editor!
xoxoxo
Maria
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Categories: Confessions, Poll, The Life of an Editor
I am lucky to have a wife who is cool with porn and masturbation. All she asks is that it does not get in the way of our sex life, and it hasn’t.
In fact, porn has helped. Sometimes I will spend a Saturday sorting through all the porn clips downloaded the prior week, editing and deleting as needed. But I won’t actually masturbate. By the time my wife gets home, I’m ready to go. Good times are had by all.
A porn star once said that porn is something to share with your partner, not hide from them. If you have to hide it, that might just be a sign of being in the wrong relationship.
I’m thinking another blog in the making: Wives of TSG fans!!!
Thanks.
And there’s no chance to get her to model. She wont even let me take dirty pics of her.
LOL!
@winter @blackbull thanks for the insight, guys. I appreciate you both being so candid. I knew it was easier to hide computer porn! lol 🙂
ps: @blackbull those are impressive measurements!
I am married with kids and I have to hide the porn from my kids.
My wife back in the day had no problem with porn, she would even sit down and watch vids and look at mags with me.
After having kids, my wife decided to become religous and now tries to make me feel guilty looking at porn. She tries to twist it and say that I’am cheating on her by looking at porn. I told her I love porn so get over it.
My wife is built like a brickhouse. Her measurements are 46DD-30-48 and she stands 5’10” without heels. I aint cheating on a woman built like her. I worked hard to find a woman built like her.
We each have our own laptops and my porn is safely locked. I used to have magazines but they were piling up and it was difficult to hide them with kids in the house. I spent about 3 months scanning all the good pics onto CD’s.
I keep the CD’s in a locked case that people usually use for music CD’s along with my porn DVD’s. The case is all metal with a lock and key and I keep the case in the trunk of my piece of junk car. My wife and kids use the family SUV.
With today’s technology, its easy to hide your porn. Takes some creativity but it can be done.
killer post and way thoughtful from all. This is a hard balance to strike…no pun intended. My wife knows I like porn and particularly big tits. However, it has caused friction in our lives over the years. The part that is undeniably damaging is when porn steals intimacy. I love my wife and, I love some ‘me-fantasy’ time occasionally. I’m over forty and in some ways, porn helps me be virile, but it can be a tricky balance. My wife and I have used porn as a catalyst for a session but mostly not since we don’t need it. Plus, what she likes isn’t my total fave so my attention isn’t as devoted. None-the-less, it is way cool that we’ll watch some together at times and we laugh and talk about what we think is fucking dumb and lame or what we think is hot. In the end, that discussion with her, and the banter, is way hotter than the porn and a much better catalyst for us to get busy. But I am lucky, my wife is my best friend and as cool a woman as I coul’ve ever wished for in my whole life. My TSG fun is my muse, mistress and all around fun….but I don’t pretend I’m going to meet or hook up with a bonafide TSG gal…those days are from my way long gone wanna-be past…haha!
@T.M. & @X.D.: I think that the best of both worlds is a happy compromise. Find a lady friend who likes porn as much as you do. They exist and I am sure that being able to watch what you like with someone you like is easier and much better than hiding it, right? Sharing is caring… 🙂
T.M. Has a good follow up question. Personally, I went with the real thing. Wondering about your thoughts on that Maria 🙂 RE: Watching porn with partner? Have tried it one or two times, and it’s been awhile since, it didn’t go well.
These are all good insights, gentlemen. 🙂
I guess this rules out my second question which was, “Do you watch porn with your lady friends?” lol
Funny thing… I have been apart of this club for years, and the most recent argument WAS this weekend. I have a girlfriend, and we are/ were thinking of moving in together! So, I thought it best to let her know what she was getting into, and telling her my porn involvement. I kinda hid the stuff from her at first, but the natural course of starting to open drawers and looking closer to the bookcases, has led her to my massive collection of SCORE magazines and plenty of XXX DVD’s. My mate is certainly NOT cool with it, so… I wanted to add to your questions Maria, “Have you ever choose Porn vs. the real thing, cause they aren’t cool-with-your-porn?”
BTW Maria. You ROCK. This is a very thoughtful post. It’s great TSG have you as a V-mag Editor.
And, yes. I love my pardner dearly. She’s an amazing individual in every respect, and I’m lucky, and better man, being with her. Unfortunately, we don’t meet eye-to-eye on what each of us understands as a healthy sexual fantasy. Working on that… 😉
Also a “club member” here. I’ve been enjoying porn for decades, and in relative secret. My better half knows I’m into it but it severely complicates our relationship whenever the subject comes up.
yes,i watch dvd on my personal dvd player,and discreetly use the computer for my score membership. my spouse had terrible abuse as a child and young adult(sexual)that left her very uptight,many issues with intimacy.she feels threatened by erotic material or activity. so this is my outlet for my erotic needs.I have mentioned that I”take matters in hand”,if only for prostate health,so she is aware that I have “helpers”.don’t ask,don’t tell works here.
I’m one of the M.W.H.P.F.T.W. club, and have several Score Group DVD’s and I’m also a Voluptuous and XL Girls subscriber. My wife and I have a kinda don’t ask don’t tell policy. She isn’t particularly fond of porn, and insists I keep it out of sight, but as long as I don’t flaunt it in front of her or make it obvious what I am doing at the computer until the wee hours of the morning she doesn’t ask. She knows I love her and lust after her constantly, but she also knows her low sex drive and my high sex drive don’t mix well, so she turns a somewhat”blind” eye to my porn viewing and reading and my late night internet surfing habits.
went on titty watch today Maria,,ha ha just stroll round a supermarket to see if theres any decent racks about ha ha….
ha,ive been single for the last 8 years Maria so dont have this problem but ive been maried twice (my first wife was an e-cup) so ive have been a member of the MWHPFTW club….. now i can log on,watch porn on my flat screen tv and stroke my baloni to my mags whenever i choose… i still have to hide my mags in a box under the bed when i get visitors tho…
ha ha, ive been single for 8 years Maria so dont have this problem anymore but having been married twice (my first wife was an e-cup) i have been a member of the MWHPFTWC and know all the hassle it can be…. now i can surf the net,watch porn on my flatscreen tv and stroke my salami as and when i choose,, still have to hide my mags in a box under the bed when i get visitors tho ha ha…..