Malissa, please come to SCORELAND!
I'm guessing that Malissa's tits look a lot like Shyla Shy's.
The first season of More To Love is over, and Malissa, the blonde with the biggest pair of tits seen on reality TV in a long time, didn’t get her man. Luke picked Tali, forsaking boobs for apparent love. Good luck, buddy. As for Malissa, her rack got her to the final two, but when the chips were down, she choked. She failed to pull out the big guns when she needed them most, barely baring her cleavage on the final two dates and then making the mistake so many other big-titted women have made: she wore a strapless dress. As any boob lover knows, strapless dresses minimize, and at that point, Malissa needed to maximize to get the guy.
I think Luke made a mistake. He went for love, and love isn’t found on reality shows. He should’ve picked the girl he most wanted to fuck, which was clearly Malissa. Unless, of course, he’d already fucked her. I’m having a hard time getting a read on that. Malissa kept going on about how Luke was such a gentleman, which can mean one of two things:
1. He kept his hands off her tits, even though they were right in his face.
2. He made sure she came before he did.
Anyway, it’s over, although from the start, Malissa clearly wanted nothing more than her 15 minutes of fame. Now she can go back to Covina, California and continue her career as a waitress. Ho-hum.
Or she can get a lifetime extension on that 15 minutes of fame.
Come to SCORELAND, Malissa. We’ll treat you like a lady—professional makeup, hair styling, photographers—and even put you on the cover of an international magazine. Our guys will worship you in a way wimpy Luke never did, and maybe you’ll even win our $50,000 model search contest!
Okay, I don’t expect Malissa to read this. But there must be someone out there who knows her and can pass along the message. You’ve been teasing us for months, Malissa. It’s time for you to show us your tits!
Tags: Malissa, More To Love, Shyla Shy
Categories: Boobs in the News
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Similar to you, Elliot, I saw the first episode, then parts of the last couple of episodes. These shows are ridiculous!…. and damn I wish I could be on one of those shows! I would dress like such a slut! I wouldn’t wear one of those foo-foo dresses. I’d wear a tight clingy mini-skirt dress with my cleavage heaving and 5″ heels. I’d be sexy as hell and as sweet as pie. Then after my first date with the dude, I’d dump HIM! In my interview I’d say, “He was a okay but I can do way better!” Hee hee hee! That would be great! We gotta do a video like that.
If you’re serious about having Malissa pose,(which I would love to see) why not send a press release to outlets like “Entertainment Tonight” and Extra. They seem to be more adult freindly lately. You could even mention that you recently released a ‘Sex and the City’-type video, although I don’t know if they would mention it by name. 😉
Even if Malissa wasn’t interested in posing this would generate a ton of publicity for big bust models not aware of your publication.
Thats a great movie idea Elliot…I would love to be in that one…lol..
It could be the ‘what you dont see on the reality dating shows’ kinda behind the scenes and show all the fucking that goes on between the man and the women and all the women getting it on with each other, i see lots of threesomes, foursomes, and so on….lol…or it could be a lot of men fighting over the one woman, lots of gangbangs in that one…lol..
smooches…
Sienna
I totally agree with you Elliot 100%. the faces of these poor girls when they are rejected is so sad. I don’t even bother watching them. saw sex and the titties last night my hand is sore form jacking. renee ross is soooooo hot and sexy in that video. a raising star for sure!!
I saw the first episode, missed most of it, and caught a few minutes of the finale because the girls didn’t dress to show their assets and man-boobed Luke’s phoney, patronizing, fake-romantic personality irritated me. I thought Malissa took it very hard when he dropped the rejection bomb. That’s also why I don’t watch these relationship-elimination shows. The girls get built up emotionally and then get destroyed, and the longer they stay in the game, the worse they take the eventual rejection. I don’t think Luke fucked any of them. The production staff is all over the place and they probably watch him like a hawk. A hardcore XXX version of this kind of show would be wild.
You know I was hoping that he would go for the hot blonde with the big boobs too…But like you said, she did not pull out all the show stoppers at the end…She should have showed more cleavage, even a shorter skirt. All I have to say to the big girls out there…Be proud of all your curves and show them off as often as you can…Don’t cover them up…My theory is if a skinny minny can show it off, so can we…
Smooches…
Sienna Hills