On tattooed tits

August 5, 2009 by Dave
Is Carmen Hayes a slut because she has a tattoo on her tit? No, she has a tattoo on her slit because she's a slut.

Is Carmen Hayes a slut because she has a tattoo on her tit? No, she has a tattoo on her tit because she's a slut.

Candy Connelly: Sexy tattooed babe of the ’90s.

Candy Connelly: Sexy tattooed babe of the ’90s.

So I’m at lunch yesterday, and on my way out, I notice this girl (probably 25 or so) sitting in a booth, talking to her friend. She’s built and wearing a scoop-necked top that shows a reasonable amount of natural cleavage. And, right there on her left breast, clear as day, is a tattoo.

Schwing!

If Goldie looks down, she can see her tattoo and a cock.

If Goldie looks down, she can see her tattoo and a cock.

Comment 1: Any chick who has a tattoo on her tit is screaming, “Please look at my tits!” She put it there to draw attention to her rack. Now, this babe, if asked, might feed you some bullshit about the tattoo having special meaning or liking its design, but the fact is she could’ve put it anywhere, and she put it on her tits. It’s a tittoo.

Jamaica's tattoo is making me crazy!

Jamaica''s tits and tat are making me crazy!

Comment 2: Going through the SCORELAND Model Directory, I didn’t find a lot of babes with tattoos on their tits. Why? Because if a girl puts a tattoo on her tits, she might as well walk around saying, “I am a slut.” And although that’s an admirable quality, most girls don’t have the courage to say it.

The trick, of course, is to find one that does. For fucking purposes only, of course.

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4 responses to “On tattooed tits”

  1. Jack says:

    I agree with all comments so far – I’m not a fan of the “Tittoo” – draws away from the scenery.

  2. Jo says:

    I’m not a fan of tattoos in general. I am a big fan of Carmen Hayes. She’s a really hot babe. Her big tits, round bubble butt, and delectable smile never fail to get my motor revved up.

  3. panhype says:

    Not that happy about tats, especially on boobies, as well. They kinda interrupt the ‘infinity’ of the shape.

  4. Dave Too says:

    Not a big fan of the “tittoo.” Not saying that it destroys my perception of the girl, but I find that it distracts from the boob itself. Just my 2 cents.