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November 26, 2012 by Elliot James
The new DVD Ready For Stuffing. Yes, they are.
Thanksgiving may be over for another year, but for me, it’s something I celebrate every day because I give thanks every single day for huge-boobed ladies, especially the ones who toss off their bras and panties here.
It kind of goes boob-in-bra-cup with the holiday I singlehandedly created in another Blog, National Areolae Day. When I am elected president, this holiday will become a federal one.
If you celebrate Thanksgiving, the title of this new DVD at eBoobStore is a phrase you may have heard at the Thanksgiving table last week: Ready For Stuffing.
It’s right hours on four discs and stars 30 models! The complete list of girls is in the eBoobStore description.
The gal on the cover is the California goddess Michelle May, one of the many primo babes selected for this collection.
Assuming you watch one scene a day, it’ll take you a month to watch this DVD. I call that a deal a tit-man can’t refuse.
November 25, 2012 by Elliot James
Cindy Cupps
I’m talkin’ about areolae, friends.
That area of the breast that encircles the nipple and varies in size like crazy from girl to girl.
Some scientists say that the areola has a different color than the nipple so the nipple area can be more visible to a sucking baby.
Some areolae are circular. Some are oval. Some are pale. Some are dark. Pregnancy often kicks off a change to a darker hue.
The average diameter is 1.5 inches or 38 mm.
But there are girls with areolae as wide as teacup saucers. Like silver-dollar pancakes.
They’re hard to find, and when you do, it’s a reason to celebrate.
National Areolae Day has a nice ring to it.
Seein’s believin’, so here we have a selection of fantastically huge areolae from SCORELAND to feed your need. Pass the syrup. To be continued…
Victoria Lane
Maria Moore
Eden
November 24, 2012 by Elliot James
Wow! Now that's a student body!
Can’t get enough of Felicia Clover?
Her latest video at SCOREVideos.com is “Student Body.” The bustiest girl on campus, Felicia needs a study break from the books, and her booty call needs her boobs in his face. Fair trade? “I’m a good girl but not in the bedroom. I’m a bad girl there,” says Felicia. Give the girl an A, will ya?
And at SCORELAND, Siri is a new hire at the SCORE warehouse in “Triple Play.” (Now that’s a real fantasy!) Siri is going to show these two bozos that they’d better straighten out or she’ll straighten them out! And she’s got just the job skills to do it. If I knew these shenanigans were going on in the warehouse, I’d have sold tickets.
Siri goes for the Triple Play at SCORELAND! Booyah!
November 23, 2012 by Maria
It's Cyber Monday at the eboobstore!
Let’s face it, Black Friday is a time for lines and lines and lines and more lines at any of your favorite local stores.
Do you want to get stuck behind Captain Complainerpants who is going to talk your ear off for an hour about how long the line you’re both standing in is?
Do you want to be trapped in front of Stressed-Out Mommy whose annoying brat keeps kicking you?
Do you want to argue with someone over the last item in the whole store?
Do you want to almost get trampled by determined shoppers who slept outside the store in order to get those really good deals?
If you are into that kind of thing, stop reading right now and please, enjoy the rest of your day filled with standing around and other non-enjoyable shopping shenanigans.
But if you are into spending your time doing way cooler things like checking out big tits and getting big savings, then let’s talk about our giant cyber sale happening right now at the eBoobStore!
Right now until November 27, you can get many of our best DVDs for up to 80% OFF!
Now that’s a sale you can get behind!
Plus, there are no lines, no waiting and nothing but pure-boob power to keep you entertained.
So, drop what you are doing right now. If you are in a long line, leave it.
And head over to the eBoobStore by clicking HERE to get the best sales in town with none of that waiting in long lines crap.
Happy Black Friday!
xoxo
Maria
November 22, 2012 by Maria
Happy Spanksgiving! Let's be thankful for big, white, round booties!
It’s here!
Football and Turkey with Parades and Desserts Day, AKA Thanksgiving!
On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND, I want to wish all of you a safe and happy holiday surrounded by family and friends and lots of good eats!
On this day, we all reflect on why we are thankful. We give thanks for all the awesome things that make our lives wonderful.
Well, upon reflecting what makes my day extra amazing, I couldn’t help but think about the one thing I am most thankful for…
White women with big asses.
I know, I know…I should be thankful for big tits, and I am, but not as much as I am for big white booties.
In fact, the last time that Felicia Clover was in our studio, she introduced me to the term “whooty”, which stands for “white girl with a big booty.”
And boy do I love whooties!
(Technically, I love all big asses. I just like big, white asses the best.)
In fact, I am so thankful for those round, white asses that I am renaming today SPANKSGIVING.
So, in the name of Spanksgiving, here is a big, white booty montage for all of you and I hope it inspires you to spank your cocks in appreciation!
HAPPY SPANKSGIVING, GUYS! I HOPE YOU STUFF YOUR COCKS INTO HOT CHICKS TODAY! Hopefully ones with big asses!
xoxo,
Maria
Contessa Rose has a fat, white ass!
Lana Ivans has a big butt and I cannot lie...
Sara Jay and phat ass go together like salt and pepper.
Siri's big, milky white ass makes me want to eat her cookie.
Felicia Clover is a "whooty"; a white girl with a big booty!
Ashley Sage looks like she needs a spanking.
Daphne Rosen has a whole lotta ass!
BootyLicious model Julie Cash is packing a lot of junk in her trunk!
Karina Hart has an award-winning booty. She won V-mag's Ass of the Year in 2011.
Cherry Brady has big melons and big buns, too!
November 21, 2012 by Dave
There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
November 20, 2012 by Maria
Bailey's boobs are way bigger these days.
Bailey Santanna and I go way back.
Each time she has been in our studio, she and I have chatted and hung out.
Bailey's baby bump is also pretty big these days!
(Like this time HERE and like this time HERE.)
So, when she came back to our studio again, this time preggers and with WAYYYYYYY bigger tits, it was only natural that they send me, her BFF (sort of…in my imagination) in to speak to her.
Okay, fine, we aren’t besties, but I am pretty cool with her and her lovely boobs, so there.
We spoke about her boobs being bigger. (She says they are like two cup sizes bigger but that she doesn’t really know because she doesn’t fit into any bras, actually.) She also told me that she is hornier and needs to have sex each day. And she told me that her tits are way more sensitive now that she is knocked up.
She also talked about pregnant sex. It was pretty hot stuff.
You can check out a video of she and I chatting in an upcoming blog.
And while I was just supposed to shoot a blog video with Bailey, I snapped these two shots of her with my phone ’cause I wanted to share her big tits and lovely face with you guys!
Enjoy Ms. Santanna’s preggo belly and boobs!
xoxox
Maria
November 19, 2012 by Elliot James
My goal has come true.
Years back, I visualized only three big-boob magazines on the racks when a guy walked into a store: SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls.
I swore to myself that our competitors would be wiped off the racks one day.
My hit list is now complete.
Busty Beauties–gone.
D-Cup–gone.
Gent–gone.
Cleavage–gone.
and the latest big-boob zine to fold its tent: Juggs. Gone.
Adios, dudes.
They took a long time to go down, but there can be only one.
Or in our case, three: SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls.
Get them at your favorite news rack.
Going the extra 1,000 miles to find the best babes makes SCORE #1 in Big Boobs.
November 18, 2012 by Elliot James
Your favorite racks at your favorite magazine rack.
There’s no need for a reason to celebrate big boob teasin’ but it’s that time of the man-pleasin’ season. The annual Voluptuous contest issue is here! Pick the top models of 2012! Cast your votes for Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX of the Year.
Now at your favorite magazine store or newsagent’s kiosk with a bonus DVD inside in most areas. Page after page of succulent voluptuousness. Girls you could scour the world for and be hard pressed to find. We do the searching for you and bring ’em back to show you every beautiful inch. Our 18th year in finding the best chests and natural breasts! Can’t find V-mag at your favorite store? Demand it. Email us at Voluptuous@scoregroup.com and give us the details.
Follow SCORELAND on Twitter: Twitter.com/Scoreland
November 17, 2012 by Elliot James
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Maserati
The SCORE and Voluptuous contests at SCORELAND have been open for about three weeks. The January ’13 SCORE with its contest ballot has been on news racks for two weeks, and the January ’13 Voluptuous with its ballot just hit stores a few days ago.
A sample ballot for SCORE is here.
A sample ballot for Voluptuous is here.
There’s no excuse to not vote.
Aside from making their decisions, what do some voters have to say? Here’s a selection of opinions in this difficult election year. Man, everyone has different ideas and choices. Different strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo bee…
“This year it was extremely hard to pick the models for the awards. They are all so HOT! For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, I chose Siri. From head to toe, she is smoking! Model of the Year was hard for me because I have always picked my favorite, Karina Hart, but since she was not in the running this year, I chose my second favorite all- time SCORE model, Angela White. Hall of Fame: Lacey Legends. Hardcore Performer of the Year: Stephanie Stalls. Her scene in Busty Anal Sluts is fantastic!-L.H.”
“Africa Sexxx has now performed hardcore in SCORE videos three or four times. I like her incredible build, big, natural boobs, small waist, big butt/hips and she seems to have a great attitude/charisma. Twice now she has done anal. I had to write her in because she was one of the reasons I decided to purchase Cocoa Nut Busters. I don’t purchase many DVDs each year. I picked Venera for Model of the Year because she is such a good and rare discovery; such a petite frame with big, natural boobs and a great ass, yet it was close with Valory Irene, who has appeared in the magazines and videos much more. Estelle may have been such a rare find; she exceeds all others in this category as far as looks and figure. You’ve got to get her back. Julia Miles is a long-time favorite of mine: big, beautiful tits and a hardcore performer as well.–E.S.”
J.S.T. from Barcelona, Spain explains his voting in the V-mag contest:
“2012 Newcomer of the Year: Siri. She has an innocent face and nice body.
2012 Plumper of the Year: Dors Feline. I like her tattoos.
2012 Model of the Year: Gya Roberts. The hottest girl on the Net.
2012 Ass of the Year: Karina Hart. She is juicy and hot.
2012 Pussy of the Year: Gya Roberts. I like her pussy lips.
2012 XXX Model of the Year: Maserati. She knows how to fuck.”
So make your voice heard. Vote!
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