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There’s no need for a reason to celebrate big boob teasin’ but it’s that time of the man-pleasin’ season. The annual Voluptuous contest issue is here! Pick the top models of 2012! Cast your votes for Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX of the Year.
Now at your favorite magazine store or newsagent’s kiosk with a bonus DVD inside in most areas. Page after page of succulent voluptuousness. Girls you could scour the world for and be hard pressed to find. We do the searching for you and bring ’em back to show you every beautiful inch. Our 18th year in finding the best chests and natural breasts! Can’t find V-mag at your favorite store? Demand it. Email us at Voluptuous@scoregroup.com and give us the details.
The SCORE and Voluptuous contests at SCORELAND have been open for about three weeks. The January ’13 SCORE with its contest ballot has been on news racks for two weeks, and the January ’13 Voluptuous with its ballot just hit stores a few days ago.
Aside from making their decisions, what do some voters have to say? Here’s a selection of opinions in this difficult election year. Man, everyone has different ideas and choices. Different strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo bee…
“This year it was extremely hard to pick the models for the awards. They are all so HOT! For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, I chose Siri. From head to toe, she is smoking! Model of the Year was hard for me because I have always picked my favorite, Karina Hart, but since she was not in the running this year, I chose my second favorite all- time SCORE model, Angela White. Hall of Fame: Lacey Legends. Hardcore Performer of the Year: Stephanie Stalls. Her scene in Busty Anal Sluts is fantastic!-L.H.”
“Africa Sexxx has now performed hardcore in SCORE videos three or four times. I like her incredible build, big, natural boobs, small waist, big butt/hips and she seems to have a great attitude/charisma. Twice now she has done anal. I had to write her in because she was one of the reasons I decided to purchase Cocoa Nut Busters. I don’t purchase many DVDs each year. I picked Venera for Model of the Year because she is such a good and rare discovery; such a petite frame with big, natural boobs and a great ass, yet it was close with Valory Irene, who has appeared in the magazines and videos much more. Estelle may have been such a rare find; she exceeds all others in this category as far as looks and figure. You’ve got to get her back. Julia Miles is a long-time favorite of mine: big, beautiful tits and a hardcore performer as well.–E.S.”
J.S.T. from Barcelona, Spain explains his voting in the V-mag contest:
“2012 Newcomer of the Year: Siri. She has an innocent face and nice body.
2012 Plumper of the Year: Dors Feline. I like her tattoos.
2012 Model of the Year: Gya Roberts. The hottest girl on the Net.
2012 Ass of the Year: Karina Hart. She is juicy and hot.
2012 Pussy of the Year: Gya Roberts. I like her pussy lips.
2012 XXX Model of the Year: Maserati. She knows how to fuck.”
The great Maserati propels her body and the tits that go with it. It's the kind of body that inspires literary genius.
This is the kind of photo that blows my mind. It is the reason I had to rely on Elliot to write most of a blog that I was supposed to write.
Elliot James is quite a wordsmith (no surprise considering that he is a direct descendant of the great American writer Henry James and the great Irish novelist James Joyce, not to mention the crime novelist P.D. James), and of the Maserati video and photo hardcore scene that go up today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, he put ink to paper and mused: “It’s always a special event when Maserati returns for her now semi-annual visits. Follow those mouthwatering bouncing boobs in Bounce, Maserati, Bounce! and gaze in awe as this stacked honey gets a jiggle and shake show in before she jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter.”
Jiggle and shake show. Superb! She jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter! A wonderful example of wordplay! I couldn’t have said it better myself. Actually, I would have tried to say it better myself, but I was left not only speechless but locked in a terrific state of writer’s block after staring at these two photos of Maserati caught in mid-air.
Crystal Storm (with SCORE reader Crazy Jose): November 17
Tera Cox: November 16
Jayden Prescott: November 16
Christine Allure: November 14
CJ: November 14
Sara Jay; November 14
“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)
“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States
“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)
Felicia Clover and I shared a moment. You can catch it on SCORELAND.
Okay, okay, okay…
so I am really excited about tomorrow’s SCORELAND posting of Felicia Clover for two reasons:
1) Because I got to hang out in the studio with Felicia Clover, one of the most-exciting newcomers I’ve seen in a while, and she was dressed up as a NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL!
2) Also, because–and I say this with a smile like this on my face 😀 – during our interview, she was naked, covered in oil at some point, and I was on my knees in front of her.
😯 !!!!
What?!
I know! It’s crazy, but it’s true.
In fact, at some point I can remember that she looked down at me and told me that she was resisting rubbing oil all over my face. In that brief moment, I had to remind myself that I was at work and I am a professional. Because really, in real life, who would deny Felicia Clover the joy of rubbing oil all over them?
NO ONE.
But professionals, we have to hold it together.
What other things happened in our interview?
Well, Felicia tried on different panties for me and she also talked about spanking and all the things she likes done to her ass.
(Shameless plug: You guys know I am the editor of BootyLicious Mag, too, so you know that it is imperative that when a girl with an ass like Felicia’s comes into the studio, I have to get some fun ass footage, too. I mean, it’s about tits, but sometimes, it has to be about ass.)
I also got to measure her ass and tits…
which is how I ended up on my knees in front of her.
And, yes, it was the first time I ever ended up on my knees in our studio. lol
Overall, it was a lot of fun and Felicia is an awesome girl.
You guys can check out a quick snippet of it below, but you should totally head over to SCORELAND and check it out in its entirety.
Whenever I say that, I laugh because the immediate reaction I get is, “YOU’VE BEEN IN PORNOS?” followed by what I like to think is about five seconds where the person in front of me imagines me naked and doing all sorts of things.
That is followed by a brief glimmer of disappointment when I say, “I am not a naked actress.”
Because I am not. I am not even a good non-naked actress, to be honest. I just happen to be at the right place at the right time when our studio needs extras to play a part in a XXX movie. Granted, I took some drama classes in high school. I do not think they prepared me to be in naughty films.
To date, I have been in a handful of our DVDs, and sometimes, when I want to laugh, I will watch my awkward and sometimes funny appearances. My three favorites?
1) Stacked Street Sluts #2
This was my “first time” on camera in a room full of awesome and very hot chicks. I got to hang out with Alexis Silver. She was wearing a butt plug. She went on to do anal. I went on to play the part of a madame who was selling Alexis’ snug asshole to a customer. I was nervous. It was evident. It went down in history as one of the funniest moments of my XXX film life.
2) My Big Plump Wedding:
I played a wedding guest in this movie and it was by far the most-fun wedding I have ever been to. There were so many XL Girls stars running around, I was pretty much losing my mind. Plus, I got to wear a dress and pretend I was in a church. I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but the idea of porn in a church is pretty hilarious.
3) K-JUGS:
I played a behind-the-scenes boxing coach to Renee Ross and Samantha 38G, pumping them up and having them box practically naked for me. I really enjoyed it. I box in real life, so it was pretty awesome to play-fight with these ladies. Also, I very much enjoy Samantha 38G. She is very hilarious. Renee Ross and I are good gal pals, so I liked working with her, too. Somewhere out there on the cutting room floor is never-before-seen footage of me jumping rope with them. It will probably never see the light of day.
So there you have it. There are other fine films I have appeared in, but these three are my faves. If you happen to have a copy of any of them, please check me out.
Jenna's nipples are three-quarters of an inch long. She knows because she measured them.
The thing about nipples is, you never know when a great pair is going to show up. Big tits–SCORE-sized tits–you can see from a mile away, but nipples? There is simply no great nipples (or big nipples) to big tits correlation. It hurts me to say that but it’s true.
Which brings me to Jenna Covelli. Jenna is not a SCORE model. She has very nice breasts, but they’re not even close to being SCORE-sized. What Jenna does have, however, is a pair of the greatest nipples ever seen.
“They’re three quarters of an inch long,” Jenna told me. How does she know? “I measured them myself. People have asked me if I have nipple implants. I just laugh. I didn’t think there was such a thing as a nipple implant.”
Jenna is 50 years old. She’s a divorcee and former corporate sales suit from California. She’s blonde and pretty and sexy and a total MILF. I said, “Bring her in!” even before I saw those nipples. But then I saw them. And get this: Jenna usually doesn’t wear a bra.
“I’ve probably caused a few accidents,” she said. “I like the attention I get.”
Jenna’s getting a lot of attention right now at 50PlusMILFs.com, where her first on-camera fuck recently went live. Yeah, she’s very good at giving head and fucking. But those nipples…
The voting results are tabulated with this high tech calculator guarded by Renee's cleavage 24 hours a day 7 days a week until the numbers are all in.
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Join the Voluptuous Party and vote for the 2012 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX Model of the Year.
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Renee Ross has won Model of the Year two years running. She’s great at winning erections. Who will win this year? Will Renee make it win #3?
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It’s been a few years since bouncy girl-next-door Jolie Rain bounced her away across SCORELAND and other TSG sites. Where has she been? What has she been doing?
Serving her country.
Jolie went to an army recruitment office, enlisted and went to Iraq, where she served for a couple of years.
Jolie served her country well, and now she’s back in the States and back at SCORE starting tomorrow. Instead of jumping jacks, the redhead from Cajun country will be jumping something else.
She’s brought her stacked rack back from Iraq and she’s ready for a tit attack.
And Jolie’s tits are bigger. That’s always a good thing here. Bounce, baby, bounce!
I could definitely see a nose-art pin-up of Jolie painted on a military plane. But they don’t do that anymore.
