Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.
So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.
Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!
Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.
Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"
Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.
And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!
Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.
There is a great song from the 80s by Kool and the Gang called “Joanna.”
The lyrics go something like:
Joanna, I love you. You’re the one, The one for me.
I’m in love, and I won’t lie, She’s my girl and always on my mind. She gives me her love and a feeling that’s right. Never lets me down, especially at night.
Aren’t those lyrics romantic? Aren’t they full of love and adoration? Well, right up to the part where they sing, Never lets me down, especially at night.
That part sounds suspiciously as if the Joanna they are referring to can give a guy wood throughout the evening hours.
And that is exactly how I feel about Joana Bliss, who came back to us after a six-year hiatus. She looks so goddamn foxy that I can’t help but sing.
And yes, she can also give boob lovers wood all night long.
Joana came back to us and she came back strong, and who doesn’t love a good comeback story?
Who doesn’t love when a model comes out of retirement and comes back, (tits) swinging?
And to be perfectly honest, Joana is one of my favorite comebacks of all time.
She is just so damn beautiful. If the years have been kind to our comeback queens, they have been overly kind to Joana, who looks EVEN BETTER than when she first posed for our lensmen.
Her breasts hang a little lower and her areolae are a little more distended, but overall, Joana looks pretty spectacular. She has really grown into her curves, getting softer in all the right places.
I, for one, cannot WAIT to see more of her at SCORELAND and in V-mag. You guys should be on the lookout for her upcoming comeback pictorial in V-mag. I promise you that it will make you want to sing, too.
Enjoy these two pics of Joana. She’s the one, the one for me.
They have the right to bare arms. And breasts. And butts. And lady bits.
There are no excuses for not voting.
This week is the most-popular week of the month for newsstand and magazine shop managers and staff.
It’s when the trucks roll up and drop off the latest issue of SCORE magazine.
This month, it’s the January ’13 edition, and you veteran readers know what that means.
It’s election time! Time to vote for 2012 Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Hardcore Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
This year’s ballot is on page 19. Fill it out and mail it in or vote by email for all four awards.
Every voice counts, and I’m grateful that we all have the opportunity to vote for our faves. In some countries, the government picks the winning big-bust models.
Pick up your copy (with a free DVD inside) today at your favorite store or get it direct from eBoobStore. A digital version for tablets, phones and desktops is also available.
I was going over the new SCOREVideos.com posting of new model Sophia Jewel. Deja vu hit. Who did she remind me of? Not in body or boobs but in face?
Lacey Legends.
Sophia reminded me of big-boobed body-builder and lap dancer Lacey, now retired. (Sophia is a really hot piece of ass in her fuck scene, by the way. Just throwing that out there.)
So I went through SCORELAND and pulled a few others who reminded me of another SCORE or V-mag Girl. I did something similar in a Blog in November, 2009.
The bra Roxi started out wearing during our interview did its job. But the other three bras she tried on where completely overmatched.
Today at SCORELAND, one of the most-unusual interviews I’ve ever conducted during my 11 years at SCORE goes live. It’s with Roxi Red, who on Thursday was seen fucking and sucking on video for the first time. The subject is, “Bra Show.”
Now, I have to admit something: I didn’t know what I was in for when I walked into the studio the other day. Basically, the way the whole deal started was, the studio manager asked me if I wanted to interview Roxi prior to her first hardcore scene. I said, “Sure.” I had professional and personal reasons for wanting to interview Roxi.
Professional reasons: I figured SCORELAND members would enjoy it, and Roxi doing her first XXX was newsworthy.
Personal reason: I’d get to spend part of my afternoon staring at Roxi’s tits.
Then the studio manager asked me if the interview should have a theme. I said, “Yes. Bra show.”
Roxi has K-cup naturals. A bra show with her always figures to be a monumental event.
So I left the rest of the planning to the studio. Then, shortly before the interview, I walked into the studio. Roxi sat down on a bed with three bras next to her. The interview began.
What I didn’t know was that none of the bras fit.
Didn’t even come close to fitting.
Usually when we do a bra show, a few of the bras fit.
Nope. Not these. One of them was a DDD-cup, I think. The other one couldn’t have been bigger than a C-cup. Like I said, Roxi’s tits are K-cups. A K-cup bra is five cup-sizes larger than a DDD-cup bra.
So, what was supposed to be a bra show ended up being a “The Roxi and Her Stud Trying to Shoehorn Her Tits Into Way-Too-Small Bras Show.”
Other than the bra she started out wearing, Roxi did not try on a single bra that even came close to fitting.
Go ahead. Watch the video at SCORELAND. Then let me know if this was a good thing. Because even though I enjoyed it (most of the time, 90% Roxi tits were exposed), sometimes I’m swayed by being in such close proximity to the tits in question.
“You’re the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your peaches, I wanna shake your tree.”
“Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.”
Pick-up lines, aka ice-breakers, can either work because the lines are so dumb and cheesy that they make a girl laugh or fall totally flat because she thinks it’s an obnoxious approach.
It doesn’t matter if you made it up or you stole it from a popular song lyric like the ones above. Me, I think the lyrics in songs are the all-time cheesiest and sleaziest, but I think they worked for the guys in Led Zeppelin.
Most of the SCORE Girls we’ve talked to over the years say to not bother with pick-up lines and just be yourself.
Here’s another round of the worst pick-up-lines SCORE Girls say they’ve gotten. And after your check them out, check out a new set of Anjii Ross pix at SCORELAND.
Melissa Manning: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Morgan Page: "You remind me of my pinky toe 'cause I know one day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table."
Sadie Blooms: "Listen, I'm not good with pick-up lines so what pick-up line should I use to interest you?"
Anjii Ross: "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Perhaps Elliot meant to do this when he put together the XLGirls.com schedule of postings, but this has turned out to be Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com.
Wait a second…what did I just say? Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com? Isn’t every week Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com?
Well, yeah, I guess it is. But here’s the thing: You know how sometimes different things catch your eye? Sometimes I’ll look at a photo set and think, “Wow! Look at the rack on that girl!” Sometimes I’ll think, “Wow! Look at the nipples on that girl!” But when I looked at the set of Nikki Smith that went up on Monday, I thought, “Wow! Look at the cleavage on that girl!” And I thought the same thing when looking at today’s photos of Joanna Lake and tomorrow’s photos of Renee Ross.
Tits were a great invention, but tits come naturally. Whoever came up with the idea of cleavage is a genius. But the person who convinced women that it’s okay to show their cleavage in public is either the smartest or the smoothest person in the history of the world.
I think I’ve said this before, but I haven’t said it in a long time. Let’s say you’re a pussy guy. Pussy is the thing you most want to fuck. And let’s say women were walking around in public with their pussies out…No way, right? It could never happen.
Or let’s say you’re an ass man. Ass is the thing you most want to fuck. And women were walking around in public with their asses out…No way, right? It could never happen.
But you’re a boob man. And cleavage is the thing you most want to fuck. And women are walking around all the time showing their cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran out of exclamation points there. Maybe Maria has some I can borrow.
The amazing and very large-breasted Roxi Red is doing her first XXX scene ever.
ROXI RED IS DOING XXX RIGHT NOW!
Yes, that’s right, Roxi Red is riding the bologna pony. Someone is inserting his Tab A into her Slot B. She is knockin’ the boots. She is playing hide the salami. She is dancing the horizontal mambo. She is going all the way. She is getting the hot beef injection. She is engaging in some hanky panky. The hands on her clock are pointing to sexy time. She is riding the one-eyed dragon. She is at the No Pants Party. She is involved in a sausage and doughnut situation. She has a one-way ticket to Pound Town. She is shaking the sheets. She is getting a deposit from the Wank Bank. She is getting plowed and she is not a field.
Yes…she is totally fucking.
I know this because my desk butts up to our studio and there is only a wall between me and all the action.
And by the sounds of things…they are going well in there, knowhaddamean? 😉
But because I am a journalist on the boob beat, I actually got an eyewitness account of what is going on in there. That witness happens to be none other than SCORE editor Dave Rosenbaum, who was actually chatting with Roxi while she, um, took a fine, young stud on a magic carpet ride.
Here is what Dave had to say about the action:
“First she did a bra show where she jokingly put on a DD-cup bra and completely ripped it to shreds.”
“She is doing her scene with Johnny Champ and she made his dick disappear between her boobs.”
“She rested her enormous tits on his thighs and sucked his cock.”
“She was in a great mood, especially when she was sucking cock.”
There you have it, folks, the real story.
So, be on the lookout for some hot new XXX action coming your way featuring K-cup queen, Roxi Red!
Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.
What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.
So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines; seines; mamelles
German: mopse; titten
Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: zinne
Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar; brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yap (Micronesia): thuuth
So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?
If SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.
Miss Hollan is another Eastern European babe with a curvy body and tits that take control and won’t let go.
I need to do a count one day and see which nation stacks up the best in the naturals missile race at SCORELAND. It’s either going to be the Czech Republic or Great Britain, the way I see it. I’m ashamed that the USA lags behind. Yeah, we’ve had Melissa Manning, Roxi Red, Jasmine Shiraz, Anjii Ross , Melissa Reed and Sadie Blooms among the recent American newcomers, but that’s not enough to defeat the European juggernaut. More American girls need to step up to the plate and contact SCOREModelsWanted.com.
Janne has a day job in Prague, Czech Republic as a customer service agent for a car company, but I’ll bet she thinks about modeling during office hours. I’ll also bet she wears low-cut blouses at work.
“I love big cars and big trucks,” says Janne, apparently no Smart car fan. “My dream car is a Hummer.” Janne should move to America and bring her missiles with her because those old, narrow Prague streets have no room for Hummers.
Well, I can dream.
And at SCOREVideos.com, Jolie Rain is back in an all-new XXX scene. Where’s Jolie been? Well, for starters, in Iraq serving in the army! And now the redhaired vixen brings her rack back for a tit attack! Coming soon to the Blog for a video chat and coming to SCORELAND for a hot bouncing shaggeroo!
Jolie Rain: The Redhead With A Rack Is Back at SCOREVideos.com.
