After winning 2011 V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, Hitomi is up for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Election Day in the United States is only 11 days away. Thank goodness! For the past two months, voters in swing states (Florida, home of SCORELAND, is one of them) have been inundated with ads from the candidates. Every time you turn on the TV or radio, somebody is talking about the election. Meaningless drivel, all of it. The only thing that counts is the votes. And speaking of which…
The voting booths are now open for the 2012 SCORE and Voluptuous awards.
And since this is the season when politicians make meaningless promises they have no intention of keeping, I’d like to make some promises I do intend to keep:
1. The winners of the SCORE and Voluptuous awards will be super-stacked.
2. They will be far more attractive than any politician (including Sarah Palin, if she still counts as a politician).
3. Each issue of SCORE and Voluptuous will provide modeling opportunities for at least nine or 10 busty babes. Now that’s a solid plan to deal with the unemployment rate.
4. Rather than that goofy Electoral College system the U.S. uses, the winners will be based on the popular vote. One man, one vote.
And the finalists are:
2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Valory Irene is trying to pull off the N.O.Y./Model of the Year double.
SCORE Newcomer of the Year: Estelle Taylor, Goldie Ray, Hitomi, Melissa Manning, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sabrina Linn, Siri
Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year: Emilia Boshe, Goldie Ray, Janne Hollan, Kristi Maxx, Krystal Swift, Melissa Manning, Melissa Reed, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sadie Blooms, Siri, Tahnee Taylor
SCORE Model of the Year: Angela White, Beshine, Dolly Delight, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Leanne Crow, Maserati, Sheridan Love, Valory Irene, Venera
Voluptuous Model of the Year: Ashley Sage Ellison, Elaina Gregory, Gya Roberts, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Leanne Crow, Micky Bells, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Sophie Mae, Terri Jane
SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year: Africa, Brittany O’Neil, Camille Morgan, Daylene Rio, Desiree, Elizabeth Starr, Kitana Flores, Minka, Stephanie Stalls, Goldie Ray, Siri
Angel DeLuca is a finalist in three Voluptuous categories. That's very impressive!
Voluptuous XXX of the Year: Bailey Santanna, Bunny de la Cruz, Camille Morgan, Desiree, Destiny Rose, Kristina Milan, Maserati, Melonie Max, Natasha Dulce, Sabina Leigh, Shyla Shy, Terry Nova
SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Lacey Legends, Sammie Black, Toppsy Curvey
Voluptuous Plumper of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, April McKenzie, Arianna Sinn, Camelia Davis, Dors Feline, Laurella, Marille, Marilyn White, Trinity Michaels, Violet Addams
Voluptuous Pussy of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Kay, Elaina Gregory, Goldie Ray, Gya Roberts, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Krystal Swift, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Roxanne Miller, Siri
Voluptuous Ass of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, Ashley Sage Ellison, Dors Feline, Goldie Ray, Karina Hart, Marilyn White, Melissa Reed, Renee Ross, Siri, Sophie Mae
A few weeks ago, I asked SCORELAND members if they go on any social networks. There are hundreds of these sites, and many countries have their own home-grown versions in their own languages. (Weibo is huge in China.)
But the current leaders in North America are Facebook and Twitter. Once king of the hill, MySpace is in the dumpster (which is where Facebook stock shares are currently residing).
The results were:
Facebook: 63%
Twitter: 10%
Google+: 5%
MySpace: 2%
Not listed: 20% (which seems to indicate that they don’t bother with them, period)
So why should you go on Twitter?
Two words: SCORE boobs.
Twitter isn’t just for smartphone users, although it was originally created for 24/7 phone users. A person can go on Twitter on any desktop, lap top or tablet and communicate in short bursts of no more than 140 characters.
Maria is in charge of the SCORELAND Twitter site, where you can find the latest updates about who’s shaking their big boobs here, SCORE news, events, photos, new models, video links and other good things to keep abreast of. Lots of SCORELAND and XLGirls models follow us, too. You might meet some of your favorites.
I say join in and follow us.
Stay twitillated, my friends.
What else did I want to mention today? Oh, yeah. Sarah Rae’s got her Finger In The Pie over at XLGirls today. XLGirls.com is not responsible for seizures when you see her huge 38J boobs unleashed once again.
One of the best things about my job is seeing a newcomer for the first time and getting to be the one who sees her boobs before anyone else.
It’s a very exclusive privilege. It’s a titsclusive, actually.
And today’s brand-new boobs belong to the very blonde, very cute Morgan Page.
This ex-dancer and new model is not only a hottie, but she is also very handy.
What I mean by that is that she knows how to use tools…
and no, I don’t mean man hammers, either.
This Texan firecracker is actually into home renovation and repairs and likes to spend her downtime doing all sorts of construction projects in her house.
Now, if you just imagined Morgan in tiny shorts, a white wife-beater top and construction boots, breasts heaving and jiggling while she hammers something…
it’s okay cause I did, too. Great (perverted) minds think alike.
This is Morgan’s first time modeling, and she was a little nervous about it. Not to worry because she looks great and her tits are pretty hot, too.
You can check out her pics on SCORELAND today and her first video ever tomorrow.
For now, say hello to Ms. Page, the sexiest hammer-wielding construction lady of all time.
Like Bob the Builder, but more like Boob the Builder.
Well, when Maserati came into our studio the other day I noticed that her tits were bigger, too!
So, I whipped out my handy measuring tape and with the help of one of our makeup artist, measured Maserati’s guns.
THEY WERE BIGGER!
I don’t know what is happening out there in the world, maybe it’s the water or the ozone or something, but ladies are coming back to our studio with bigger tits.
No complaints here, though.
In this case, bigger is DEFINITELY better.
Check out Maserati’s HUGE boobs below and enjoy!
She’s bouncing like crazy at SCOREVideos.com this weekend in a brand new XXX video
S.M. of Baltimore, Maryland, one of the most-prolific writers to SCORE (made even more-impressive by the fact that he hand-writes and mails his letters using envelopes and postage stamps), sent along his list of the top 10 most-exotic SCORE Girls of all-time. I thought you might like to have a look at it on this Autumn Saturday.
My response to S.M.: Interesting list, but where’s Exotica?
1. Luma. The most exotically beautiful. Like Sharday, no penetration shots, boy-girl or videos, but still…
2. Bea Flora. Exotic in a mysterious way. Everything from facial expressions to her body language.
3. Sophie Mae. Her physique alone is exotic but also her air of mystery. Her eyes are also exotic-looking.
4. Shione Cooper. Shione is both facially exotic and sexually exotic in a teasing way.
5. Chloe Vevrier and Linsey Dawn McKenzie (tie). Chloe is the most-exotic German model. Linsey is the most-exotic British model.
6. Paola Rios. Paola’s subtle expressions show it also, but she also has one of the best exotic body frames, too.
7. Hitomi. Best exotic Asian model. Sorry Minka, Jade Feng and Lena Li.
8. Kiko Lee. Not surprise that Kiko is an exotic dancer. She’s exotically sophisticated.
9. Tiffany Towers. One of the most laid back in her approach but gives off an exotic vibe.
10. Cynthia Romero. Not only cute and pretty but her innocence and shyness have exotic appeal.
By the way, S.M., that’s 11, not 10. But thanks for sharing and keep writing.
Discovered in Romania back in 2004 when we first visited that great nation, Joana Bliss is back at SCORELAND in a brand-new photo set and video, and she’s looking better than ever. Joana hasn’t been seen in SCORE since the March 2007 issue and in the December 2006 Voluptuous. Many glorious babes have come from Romania in recent years (Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Jasmine Black, and most recently Roxanne Miller and Estelle Taylor, to name a few ). I know there are still more new discoveries to find in Romania. The Force is strong there. I can feel it.
Post-pregnant Shyla Shy lactates.
If you are lactose intolerant, please be aware that there’s going to be a lot of milking going on at SCORELAND. Your monitor may need a windshield wiper. We photographed Shyla Shy when she was seven months knocked-up, doing what led to her getting knocked-up in the first place. We photographed Shyla at over eight-months pregnant and sporting a massive belly bump. We’re happy to report that Shyla has delivered her bundle of joy safe and sound and is back for more sport-sex again like the voluptuous MILF she is. Shyla was also happy to share some knocker-nectar with her boff-buddy Carlos.
Milk. It's what's for breastfest.
And rounding and mounding out the weekend is the amazing colossal woman Roxi Red, the big hit of SCORELAND. Roxi Red is already in the user-created Top 20 models page along with such superstars as Renee Ross, Christy Marks and Kelly Christiansen. There was even a comment from SCORE reader’s wife Barbie Kelly’s husband: “This is Mr. Kelley, husband of SCOREmodel Barbie Kelley. We were in Miami doing Barbie’s photo shoot and just caught a glimpse of this beautiful lady as the elevator closed. Holy cow, this is one sexy lady…never have I hated so bad to see an elevator door close.” One of the bustiest naturals, Roxi’s boobs might even generate their own gravitational fields. Our photographer of “Size Matters” felt his camera being pulled from his hands when Miss Red popped and dropped her top.
Roxi Red reveals.
Speaking of big, bigger, and bigness, bra-wrecker Maserati is back, front and center again, and her first stop is SCOREVideos.com in the new video “Breastfest In Bed.” Maserati is a walking busty wet dream when she appears in the bedroom to awaken a male pipe-fitter. In her hands, a tray loaded with bananas, whipped cream, strawberries. It’s a breakfast and a breastfest of champions. If Maserati looks bustier than ever, it’s because she is and we have an upcoming Blog video that proves it so stay tuned. Maserati doesn’t wake him up with a song (She has a nice singing voice. Check out SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011.) but she does give him a nice hummer. Welcome back, Maserati.
Tits-a-poppin' Maserati.
And over at XLGirls.com, Delilah Black spins “That Young Black Magic” on an eager dude. Her birthday is October 31, Halloween, and she’s a Scorpio, the sexiest sign of the Zodiac. Like the Delilah of old, this Delilah drains the strength out of men but with her tits, lips and hips, not with haircuts. “I figure the Gods blessed me with this body so to hide it would be blasphemous,” admits the big-boob goddess as another horny disciple worships at the altar of her cleavage and curves. Got that right!
I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.
Because it’s all about them.
The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.
She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.
Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.
Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.
And no hinky guys in sight.
Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.
Cassidy: short 'n' stacked and getting ass-fucked by two guys at 50PlusMILFs.com.
The other day, I was in a meeting about SCORELAND2when I happened to mention to SCORE Chief John Fox that Elliot and I have been selecting scenes for SCORELAND2 not only from SCORELAND but from SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com, BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and just about every TSG website in which big-boobed girls have appeared (the only criteria being that they’re go-to scenes for either me or Elliot and they were posted more than two years ago). So, although we’ve promoted SCORELAND2 as “SCORELAND‘s Best Remastered,” it’s actually much more than that.
Then I realized that just last week, we posted a scene on 50PlusMILFs.com of big-titted, short ‘n’ stacked divorcee Cassidy Exe getting ass-fucked by two guys.
And that’s when it occurred to me: Forget about our big-tit websites and magazines for a second…we’re big-boobed biased all the way through. I try not to be. I realize that there are a lot of MILF lovers out there who don’t care if a 40something, 50something or 60something has big tits. But put a big pair in front of me and I’m very likely to say, “Bring her in!”
There are 92 women featured at 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. Nearly half of them are D-cuppers or larger. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
This week, at 60PlusMILFs.com, we’re featuring a 63-year-old named Phoenix. She has F-cup tits. She told me she has nipplegasms, meaning she can cum just by having her nipples played with. She has a dozen nipple clamps and suction cups. That got my attention.
And Friday at 40SomethingMag.com, we’re featuring 48-year-old newcomer Barbi Banks. Barbi has DD-cup tits.
Her daughter has H-cup tits.
Now, who is her daughter, you might ask?
Well, her daughter is XLGirl Nikki Smith. And Nikki sent her mom our way.
Now isn’t that special?
And this is Nikki Smith's mom. Starting Friday, she can be seen fucking at 40SomethingMag.com.
This is Nikki Smith. She can be seen fucking at XLGirls.com.
