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“Stripping is fun” says Kalila Kane at SCORELAND

October 10, 2012 by Elliot James

Kalila will now bounce for your entertainment pleasure.

“Stripping is fun,” says Kalila Kane, a newbie who was encouraged to contact SCORE by her friend (who is now also our friend for this boobmanitarian act). It’s just as much fun to watch says me, a guy who has spent countless yet productive hours in strip joints, topless bars and burlesque theaters. I find that most exotic dancers are very giving girls. They’re always giving their clothes away.

Bouncing boobs are an untapped source of alternative energy (like wind power), and Kalila’s jiggling, shaking and bouncing video today proves it. She has a lot of bounce to the big-boob ounce. Stripping off, Kalila climbs into bed and fingers herself to happy town. She really spreads the wealth, too, doing great pink spreading for a newbie. I would have liked to have seen some dancing also. Maybe next time.

“I might be addicted to masturbating,” the brunette hottie said. That’s a good thing.

How hot will Kalila get now that she has busted her video cherry? We don’t use the I Ching here to predict those events. We use the I Jack. Time will tell.

Kalila has a number of very interesting hobbies, too. Stuff you’d never guess. Read all about them.

 

Working at the Car Wash!

October 9, 2012 by Maria

Charley stretches to reach all those hard to reach places.

Today I got my car washed at lunch and I was sadly disappointed by the two frumpy, older gents who scrubbed my car to a shine and then vacuumed it to a tidy state.

Karla James peels off her wet T-shirt to get more comfortable.

Ines Cudna confuses Car Wash and Body Wash and we are perfectly fine with that.

Not because they didn’t do a great job because they did. They did a perfect job.

I was just sad because they weren’t topless, busty babes with their tits glistening in the sun.

I was disappointed because they weren’t SCORELAND sex kittens who wanted to do dirty things while cleaning my car.

Ah, the busty car wash scenario…it never gets old.

I tell you, I have seen many a  fundraiser car wash before and always said, “If these cheerleaders had big tits, they would be making so much more money!”

I mean think about it…who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of stacked babes, dripping wet in clingy white T-shirts or teeny, tiny bikinis, just scrubbing and swaying and jiggling to get cars clean. Just imagine their wet, sudsy tits pressing against the glass, mashed and succulent. If that existed in every town in America, well, things would be better.

Cars would be cleaner.

Karina Hart wears heels to the job.

Tits would be wetter.

It almost brings a tear to my eye, that’s how fucking glorious ginormous tatas at a car wash would be.

Jenna hoses down after a long day in the sun.

And while there are no chesty car washes all over the place right now, here at SCORELAND, we have seen our fair share of hotties working at the car wash and that is enough to tide us over.

So please, enjoy these sexy, wet women at work and at play because ANYTIME a girl can be wet and half naked, it’s a good time.

xoxox

Maria

 

 

Valory’s Vault on DVD

October 8, 2012 by Elliot James

Now at eBoobStore.com

2 DVDs

152 Minutes

9 Videos

All Valory

Valory’s Vault is the DVD for fans of the great Valory Irene, 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and contender for 2012 SCORE Model of the Year. She’ll have some major competition. You know who they are.

As Frankie R. put it, “Beautiful woman, beautiful body, beautiful areolae on a pair of perfect tits…wow.”

The world's not perfect. Valory is.

Eye the video preview at eBoobStore.

Big-boobed fan art is oh, so good!

October 7, 2012 by Maria

Our friend from Germany, H.D., sent in a new round of fan art and I must say I am impressed. The man has a knack for capturing some of my favorite big titters in the best positions.

I especially enjoy the way he captures the ladies’ facial expressions every time.

Thanks for the artwork, H.D.!

If you would like to submit some art work for consideration, please email us at blog@scoreland.com!

xoxox,

Maria

Hey, Kylee, nice pair…of sneakers!

October 6, 2012 by Dave

Kylee Nash just happens to one of those girls who looks good in anything.

Just when I thought I’d read it all…SCORE Man T.P. from Chicago, Illinois writes: “When I was at the porn store this week, I was in the mood for some nude. I walked out with the December ’12 SCORE due to your stunning choice of women for me to enjoy, mainly Krystal Swift (for two very good reasons) and also for a stunning photo of Kylee Nash (for a reason you will not believe).”

Okay, let’s skip over Krystal. We know why he likes her. Blonde hair, pretty face, big, natural tits, voluptuous body. T.P. waxes poetic for a while and then writes:

“Now on to Kylee Nash as the No. 2 girl behind Krystal. Yes, she is a blonde with a sultry smile. Her cans will seldom fit into a bra. She is holding her cunt as far open as possible. All this is magnificent. But seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. And Kylee has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick.”

The shoes? It’s the shoes? Listen, I know that Michael Jordan used to say that it was the shoes (a load of bullshit, if you ask me), but busty girls in running shoes turns him on?

T.P. continues: “There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”

Okay, I agree that female athletes are hot. Steffi Graf and Serena Williams are sexy in tennis shoes (or whatever else they wear).

But T.P. looks at this photo of Kylee Nash (the rest of the set is at SCORELAND; the matching video is at SCOREVideos.com; the whole magazine is available in print and digital versions at eBoobStore.com) and that’s what gets his attention?

Well, as he said, he loves her face and tits and pussy. But the shoes?

To each his own, I say. And I’m glad T.P. enjoys this fetish. But when I think, “Nice pair,” I’m usually not thinking, “Nice pair of sneakers.” Are you?

Boobs flash! This just in. Some girls like to show their hooters in the street

October 5, 2012 by Elliot James

Regine, a Danish bombshell.

Has a girl ever flashed her tits at you in public?

And I don’t mean streetwalkers.

It’s happened a couple of times to me. The one I remember the most was in New Orleans at night during Mardi Gras week. This was before the flash-for-beads craze really took off. A girl and her girlfriends passed me and my friends on the street. We locked pupils, and she pulled down her tank and stuck her tongue out at me. Of course, I lost her in the crowd so that was that. But at least it was a perfect introduction because she had a nice, big pair. Mardi Gras and other carnival events around the world seem to be the most-common places for girls flashing, probably because everyone’s got a few drinks in them and their inhibitions are down.

Sasha Monet has a way to flag down highway help.

Celebrities get flashed a lot, especially entertainers. Girls will bare their chests for an autograph on their tits, too. Great lifestyle if you can get it. Very few do.

I didn’t know this, but flashing goes back to the Fifth Century BC when women flashed during festivals.

There are different kinds of flashing like mooning (more an act of defiance than teasing), streaking (which Linsey Dawn McKenzie did during an England vs. West Indies cricket match and during a charity football match) and something called anasyrma, which is when a girl lifts her skirt to show she’s not wearing panties. Yeah, there’s a scientific name for that.

XLGirl Charlie Cooper is one of the few models who’s talked about flashing. She lives in St. Louis, which also celebrates Mardi Gras. “St. Louis is the second-largest celebration in the country and trust me, I get bags of beads. The thing is when you go to Mardi Gras, you’re not supposed to flash. But the police will even ask to see and they’ll give you beads. But if you’re not careful, you can get a ticket. But I’ve never gotten a ticket in all my years of going. I go in a normal outfit, just something nice that I would wear out. And something that’s accessible from the top because I don’t want to lift up my shirt. I want to pull ’em out.”

Lori Pleasure may not be a flasher in the strictest definition of the word, but she’s practically topless when she wears her Wicked Temptation outfits in public. But I’d bet that she has flashed guys.

Shopping is a pleasure with Lori Pleasure.

Then there is the now-classic layout of Niki Knockers flashing all over Manhattan for the March 2000 SCORE, a fast sell-out because it was Chelsea Charms’ cover debut issue.

How Miss Knockers didn't attract a flash mob is beyond me.

Usually the police will ticket a flasher for showing her tits if they catch her in the act. I think this law should be wiped off the books.

A pair of boobs and nipples has never hurt anyone.

Are we in agreement here?

Crystal Gunns flashed a fan at a Glamourcon show.

 

 

 

 

 

Big tits: the solution to all of the world’s problems

October 4, 2012 by Dave

Today and tomorrow, Hitomi brings her rack back to SCORELAND. Video today, photos Friday. Study up.

Here in the United States, it’s election season, and that means that all of a sudden, politicians talk about education and how the youth of America is their highest priority. I’m think Mitt Romney or President Obama mentioned something about education last night during the debate, but I’m not sure. After about 15 minutes, my mind started clouding over. My eyelids became heavy. A part of me started wishing Mary Carey would resume her political career (remember, she once ran for governor of California) and spice things up a little. Do you know what the presidential debates need? Big tits!

Anyway, I have the cure for improving education. I say put Hitomi in every school.

Now, you’re probably saying, “There’s only one Hitomi. How is it possible to put her in every school.” You might also be thinking, “How would putting Hitomi in every school contribute to higher education.”

I say stop thinking. I bet you didn’t think that much when you were watching the debate last night.

You did watch the debate last night, didn’t you?

Please tell me you didn’t.

A hot new discovery of 2012 is back at XLGirls.com

October 3, 2012 by Elliot James

Marilyn's sliding down the pole tomorrow at XLGirls.com.

I may not be a poet, but when it comes to big whoppas and a pretty face, I know it.

Marilyn Mayson has 50-inch, 38H knockers, lactates and has sexed it up two times at XLGirls.com, one of them an interracial threesome with Molly Howard.

She is very lively, horny and spunky (if that’s the appropriate word) in everything she does at XLGirls, from flying solo to sport-sex.

Marilyn’s also the covergirl of the November ’12 XLGirls magazine, on sale at your fave jack shack.

Who could resist that happy face?

That smiling face and juicy rack has gone from webcam screens to being seen on the mag racks of thousands of stores across this great continent and across the oceans.

I am pleased and gratified to announce, as our Presidential candidates might say, that Marilyn is back tomorrow in an all-new XXX shagarooney to once again strut her fine stuff.

And I approve this message.

Stuff on a SCORE editor’s desk

October 2, 2012 by Elliot James

We just mailed the bra signed by Jasmine Shiraz to the winner of her bra giveaway contest in the October ’12 SCORE magazine. The winner is a mag subscriber and lives in Canada. Mr. J.H. didn’t say what he would do with it. Jasmine’s bra cups are too big to be used as ear muffs during those Canadian winters.

Jasmine’s tit-sling is one of several dozen bras, signed magazines and DVDs we’ve shipped to random contest winners over the past five years. In June, we had that huge 20 For 20 20th Anniversary contest and gave away lots of goodies. That got me to thinking about a topic that evolved into this Blog.

We all collect things on the job over time.

Whatever you do, you probably collect some objects related to your job.

I do, too, but the things I collect are just a bit different from what an auto mechanic or a bartender might save.

This is some of what I have on or in my desk at the SCORE office.

20th Anniversary SCORE cap. The Mexican wrestling mask was used in a Minka and Kayla scene for the DVD SCORE Xtra 5.

SCORE windbreaker.

A figurine sculpted by artist The Great Razooly, a charter SCORE reader. He was profiled in the October '94 edition.

 

Another view of Tom Razooly's work. Artist, dance club owner and TV horror host in Blocksburg, California.

Boob Cruise 1997 T-shirt signed by all the models on the sailing. Never worn, of course.

A SCORE license plate. Girls with big boobs wave when they see this.

SCORE covergirl Sheridan Love racks it up

September 30, 2012 by Elliot James

Go to your favorite store and pick up this new issue. You want more, you get more.

One of your favorite racks is now on your favorite rack.

America’s Twitter titter tweetheart.

Sheridan Love.

Now here’s a SCORE Girl who has it all. The face. The boobs. The legs. The ass. The bod. Is there anything Sheridan doesn’t have? I don’t think so.

iPhone 5G? Big deal!

Sheridan is 34G.

Picture that on a girl who’s just five-feet tall.

And now Miss Love has her first SCORE mag cover in her third pictorial. Three times’s a charm.

Just in time for her birthday, October 13, which is Christy Marks’ and Deanna Baldwin’s birthday, too. Arianna Sinn celebrates hers on the 14th.

Also in this issue: newcomer Roxanne Miller’s first SCORE layout, German Titty Titan Beshine in the world’s largest wet T-shirt show, Melissa Reed, Kitana Flores XXX anal, Bella Blaze, Arianna Sinn, Kali West, busty MILF Tahnee Taylor and a look inside Valory’s Vault.

Pick up your copy this week. It’s a must-have.

To order by phone call 1-800-421-0760 in the USA and Canada; 1-305-662-5959 elsewhere.

Remember Sheridan’s first time at SCORE?

And what about that wild girl-girl at SCORELAND with Charlee Chase?