Hi guys! Well, last week Renee was here blogging and answering all of your queries as well as signing magazines for five of you lucky guys to win. But did you think that was all I had of Renee for you? Of course not. Surely by now you have more faith in me than that.
As I have mentioned in the past, I box, and one of my favorite things to do when I train is speed rope. It’s like jumping rope on overdrive. And I will admit that when I do this, I like to watch my boobs bounce up and down in the mirror. lol (I think my coach and the other guys in the boxing gym like to watch me jump, too.)
So, I thought it would be a great idea to ask Renee to jump rope while she was here. I will admit that in my imagination, when I envisioned Renee jumping up and down, I saw it in super-fast-forward. I envisioned her tits going up and down and up and down at neck-breaking speeds. However, it is quite hard to jump rope topless with J-cups, as I soon found out. But Renee is a great sport and she tried her hardest to make my dreams come true. lol
In the end, I realized that my hyper-fast jump roping was not going to happen, but Renee gave me an, er, booby prize, and let me catch her boobs while she jumped up and down, and gentlemen, let me just tell you that you haven’t lived until you catch a J-cup in the palm of your hand. Heavy and heavenly I tell you!
Now, in the original version of this clip, our video editor Lester left in about 30 seconds of me jumping rope for Renee, but I said, “No! Take me out! Put more or Renee jumping up and down topless!” and he did. Thank goodness because every second of Renee’s tatas in motion is a thing of beauty. Enjoy it, gentlemen!
In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!
Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of doubles.
Ah, the world of sports. Almost as awesome as the world of boobs…almost. Like most of you guys out there, I am an avid watcher of sports. I love football with a passion, especially if we are going to get into a lengthy discussion about the Miami Dolphins. I love basketball and can be found at many a Miami Heat game, although only if they are playing against the Spurs, Pistons or the Knicks, who are my favorite teams to watch. And if there is a good boxing match on, I will zone out completely and be glued to the tube until the final bell. Some cold beer, some good BBQ and a few good games are all I need to make a day complete.
Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!
Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!
So, I am sure by now you are wondering why I titled this blog, “How sports can be better.” Well, I’m going to tell you about this theory that I have been kicking around in my head for a few days now. It started because I was Googling the Dolphins Cheerleaders, actually. You see, for me, the cheerleaders are as much a part of the sport as the players themselves. Who doesn’t love the cheerleaders? Or the dance teams? C’mon! I know one or two (or 12) of my fantasies involve a squad of horny cheerleaders and a steamy locker room.
Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!
Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!
So I started thinking about hot chicks, which led me to think about hot, big-boobed chicks, which led me to hot big-boobed chicks in sports uniforms and then EUREKA! I came to big-boobed sports. You see, what I am proposing is that sports would be totally fuckin’ rad if the teams were made up of busty hotties in clingy uniforms. I mean, think about it, the SuperBowl…WITH TITS. Amazing. The World Cup…WITH BOOBS. So good.
Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!
And, of course, the ladies would be aggressive and play like champions. Big-boobed champions. Imagine all that tit power unleashed on the field. Big tits bouncing and swinging everywhere while these women grunted, sweated and shoved each other around in hopes of victory. The very thought of it makes me reminisce about the unbridled joy I feel when I see women wrestling in Jello. Frenzied, chesty competition with lots of sexual undertones…it just works for me. Does it work for you? I mean…imagine that kind of kinky competitive energy in the arenas of football, basketball, boxing…I can’t be the only one who finds this idea fuckin’ hot, right?
Here are some hot shots of the stacked sports sirens I would like to see take the field…and then take their clothes off!
When the commies left town or became capitalist pigs, the newly-freed Czech Republic began to evolve into the porn center of eastern Europe. We started seeing busty Czechs when hundreds of photographers started flocking there around 1998. The Czech Republic turned out to be a big boob capital also. We found Angelina two years ago when we were preparing to create a SCORELAND special called On Location Prague. She’s a Voluptuous Girl all the way. Angelina has no shyness whatsoever. She was eager to do a boy-girl video her first time out. She even did an orgy in that special with two guys and two other girls. Everything turned out really well.
Later on, we’d often hook up with Angelina whenever the staff was back in the Czech Republic to photograph newcomers. Today, we’re publishing a fresh set of Angelina in a boy-girl XXX from August ’09 V-Mag, and tomorrow, we’re running the super-hot video version of that pictorial. These Czechs are really super-horny people, both the guys and the girls. I suspect there’s some kind of natural Viagra in Czech beer, or maybe it’s the water.
Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.
Angelina speaks very little English (“Hello!” is about it) but she understands sentences such as “Show me your tits.” No problem! We have translators on these road trips and make dirty hand signs. She’s a fun-loving girl and always smiling and happy-looking. “In my country, the people are very open about sex,” Angelina said. “If you travel around my country, you will see men and women outside in their underwear when it’s warm! People in America would faint or call the police if someone did that.”
In this video, Angelina wraps a tape-measure around her treasure chest. This chick is packin’.
Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.
I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty
Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.
Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.
Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.
Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.
while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria
This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.
Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!
Farrah did a XXX on SCORELAND that scorched the sheets.
Farrah from August '09 Voluptuous.
G.H. from Los Angeles, California writes to tell us that “I saw a new girl who really stole my heart: Farrah. Another in your discoveries of fresh, black beauties. An incredible body and a face to match. What a smile, and those eyes! Her brown skin, so smooth and firm. And, of course, her big naturals. H-cups looks like no exaggeration.”
Here’s Farrah from her August ’09 Voluptuous pictorial, just posted yesterday on SCORELAND. Farrah also did a very heated XXX pictorial and video for SCORELAND. I have to agree completely with G.H. about Farrah, except for the losing the heart part. I’ve lost my mind at times, however.
This week’s poll is about a subject that stirs up a lot of controversy among big-tit lovers and the editors of SCORELAND: Which would you prefer to see in a photo set or video, a D-cupper who gets fucked every which way, an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck or a mega-stacked babe who will only show her tits? It’s a question we often have to consider when evaluating a model. To put it bluntly, if a girl has huge tits, like Renee Ross, Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks, she doesn’t have to do much to get our attention (although Christy has done everything). But the smaller a perspective models’ tits, the more she has to do to gain entrance into SCORELAND, SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls. Or, to put it even more bluntly, if a girl has DD-cups, we want to see her fuck!
Janet Jade: Tits enough for us!
Last week we asked, “Have you ever secretly photographed a busty girl in public?” Surprisingly, 50% of you have, and 32% of you would have but you were afraid of getting arrested. Actually, I don’t think you’d get arrested, but you might get punched out by her boyfriend. The rest, just 18%, said no. Pussies. 🙂
Okay, the 50% of you who have secretly photographed a busty girl in public…you must have a story to tell. How did it happen? When and where did it happen? Did she catch you? Do you still have the photos? Do you do this sort of thing often?
Brandy says, "Blogging for SCORELAND definitely doesn't suck!"
Hi, guys! It’s me, Brandy Ryder! I’m just your small town girl next door, but I have high hopes of making it big. I’m hanging my hopes and dreams on this big rack of mine. Well and the curvy ass that everyone likes. Oh and my thick thighs that guys always comment on, and I always hear that I make a good “Oh” face…hehe…
Here I am at SCORELAND, about one year after my debut at XLGirls.com. Right now it’s quiet here on set with only the pop of the camera lights and random conversations or directors’ remarks. I know the quiet won’t last long though. Soon there will be the call of “quiet on the set!” and then the naughty, nasty action will begin with plenty of moaning, screaming, and nasty talk!
Even though everyone else is quiet, I am all a titter. Not only am I here filming my first feature film, but I am here with some really famous girls! There’s me, Samantha 38GG, Renee Ross, and Reyna Mae. Can you imagine that many huge, heavy tits in one room? Four beautiful, busty, women standing around chatting nude! This dressing room is one haven of big, soft, white, blue-veined, heavy-hangin’ titties! Oooh, and can you imagine how fun it was for me to take photos with these three other hot women? Samantha and Renee are gorgeous blondes, Reyna has beautiful, bright red hair, and mine is jet black (which is different from how it was the first time I shot here, as you can see). The contrast is remarkable, especially with everyone’s milky white skin tones. So here I am, all excited about looking at these hotties, and I get to be in photos with them. And not just any photos. I’m holding their big breasts, rubbing them against mine, squeezing asses and resting my big tits on their thighs and hips and butts…very nice.
It’s a good thing that I’m getting all excited, because I have my work cut out for me here in a bit. We’re about to shoot our scene for the film. A foursome! It will be myself and Reyna Mae and two very lucky guys! Reyna is a sweetheart, and there’s some super-hot chemistry between us. This is my first scene with another girl, but I already know it’s going to not only be amazing and fun, but it is going to look incredible and I can’t wait to watch it later! I know you can’t wait now, too! Also, you’re going to be so jealous of those two daring men who get to be sucked and fucked by us! So much titty on titty, hot girls kissing, big boobs swayin’ while we choke on big cock, porn-worthy fucking in a range of positions…You’re going to have to excuse me here… I might be getting a little tooo excited! Can’t wait to hear what you think!
Chat with you later… lots of love to all our fans!
That’s why we’re going to give away five copies of XL Girls #187 September 2009 issue signed by cover girl Samantha 38G!
We caught up with Samantha in the studio and XL Girls editor, Allie Q., got a chance to chit chat with Sam about winning XL Girls Model of the Year and asked her to autograph five copies for her fans, which she gladly did.
And now one of those magazines could be yours! Just write an E-mail to Voluptuous@Scoregroup.com with the words SAMANTHA 38G GIVEAWAY in the subject line and include your name, your mailing address and date of birth. We will choose five winners at random and they will be contacted via E-mail.
So all of you Samantha 38G fans stop what you’re doing and E-mail us right now! The deadline for all entries is September 7, 2009. Good luck guys! May the best boob men win!
Adult stores should hire more girls who look like Harmony Bliss.
The Internet has changed everything. Some things for the better, other things for the worse. What’s on my mind today is somewhere in the middle. I live literally two blocks from an adult mega-store. I can walk there in five minutes. I used to drop in once a week to look at all the new mags, products and DVDs. I’d look at our products, see what was missing and what needed stocking. I’d talk to the clerks (some good, some apathetic) and ask how our products were selling and what suggestions they might have. It’s not one of my job functions but I like to do it because I think it’s important. But I haven’t walked into the place in five weeks. I keep meaning to go but I don’t. And my inertia, my laziness, is partly because of the Internet. The Net has made people lazier and less inclined to physically get out of the house and go somewhere. Ten years ago, when I lived in Las Vegas, I’d get in my car and drive two miles to Showgirl Video once a week to see what TSG products were on sale and what everyone was releasing. Now I don’t walk five minutes to my local store once a week. This is not good because I should be supporting my local store more often.
Sabina (at left) from Pounding The Pledges worked in an adult store.
Many independent store and chain-store owners have put money into their properties (besides paying their lawyers for the never-ending court battles). The industry has changed and a lot of stores are no longer the dumpy smut parlors they used to be. They’ve gone upscale: bright, clean, nicely decorated, safer, computerized, and they have a better level of employee. There’s even an adult store trade show this September in Vegas called StorErotica. Many stores are geared to the comfort and security of the female customer, selling clothes, shoes and other feminine goods. Did you know that Voluptuous Girl and sexologist Sabina Leigh used to work in an adult store in Colorado? She once emailed me that Voluptuous was getting hard to get in her area so I contacted our management and they corrected the situation.
The adult retail business has always been difficult to operate since day one. Communities don’t want them so they ghettoize them. The police bust them for whatever. Prosecutors prosecute them. Courts punish, restrict and fine them. Civic groups give them a hard time. Yet they survive and endure against all odds. But I believe the greatest threat comes from technology. Like the VHS tape wiped out the adult movie theaters in the 1980s, the Net is threatening the neighborhood adult store as well as the adult “downtown” sections of many American cities. Why drive, walk or take public transport to a store to buy a magazine or a DVD or a sex toy when you can do it on-line anonymously without leaving your home? For me, the reason is I like physically browsing in a brick-and-mortar store, looking at all the stuff. But that inertia is even hitting me. And that’s not positive for the retailers.
Hello all of you boob lovers! I’ve got fantastic news! Since we had Renee Ross in the studio this week, I thought it would be a great idea to have her sign five copies of the October 2009 V-mag issue (Her debut and she’s the covergirl!) so that we could give them away to some lucky guys…you! (I know, I know…brilliant idea. lol) So if you would like to get your hands on one of the five magazines, all you have to do is shoot me an E-mail at Voluptuous@Scoregroup.com with the words RENEE ROSS GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your name, mailing address and date of birth. I will be choosing five winners at random and we will send you your autographed copy of V-mag. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? E-mail! E-mail! E-mail! The deadline for all entries is Sept. 7, 2009. I’ll contact winners via E-mail. Good luck guys!