Has a girl ever flashed her tits at you in public?
And I don’t mean streetwalkers.
It’s happened a couple of times to me. The one I remember the most was in New Orleans at night during Mardi Gras week. This was before the flash-for-beads craze really took off. A girl and her girlfriends passed me and my friends on the street. We locked pupils, and she pulled down her tank and stuck her tongue out at me. Of course, I lost her in the crowd so that was that. But at least it was a perfect introduction because she had a nice, big pair. Mardi Gras and other carnival events around the world seem to be the most-common places for girls flashing, probably because everyone’s got a few drinks in them and their inhibitions are down.
Sasha Monet has a way to flag down highway help.
Celebrities get flashed a lot, especially entertainers. Girls will bare their chests for an autograph on their tits, too. Great lifestyle if you can get it. Very few do.
I didn’t know this, but flashing goes back to the Fifth Century BC when women flashed during festivals.
There are different kinds of flashing like mooning (more an act of defiance than teasing), streaking (which Linsey Dawn McKenzie did during an England vs. West Indies cricket match and during a charity football match) and something called anasyrma, which is when a girl lifts her skirt to show she’s not wearing panties. Yeah, there’s a scientific name for that.
XLGirl Charlie Cooper is one of the few models who’s talked about flashing. She lives in St. Louis, which also celebrates Mardi Gras. “St. Louis is the second-largest celebration in the country and trust me, I get bags of beads. The thing is when you go to Mardi Gras, you’re not supposed to flash. But the police will even ask to see and they’ll give you beads. But if you’re not careful, you can get a ticket. But I’ve never gotten a ticket in all my years of going. I go in a normal outfit, just something nice that I would wear out. And something that’s accessible from the top because I don’t want to lift up my shirt. I want to pull ’em out.”
Lori Pleasure may not be a flasher in the strictest definition of the word, but she’s practically topless when she wears her Wicked Temptation outfits in public. But I’d bet that she has flashed guys.
Shopping is a pleasure with Lori Pleasure.
Then there is the now-classic layout of Niki Knockers flashing all over Manhattan for the March 2000 SCORE, a fast sell-out because it was Chelsea Charms’ cover debut issue.
How Miss Knockers didn't attract a flash mob is beyond me.
Usually the police will ticket a flasher for showing her tits if they catch her in the act. I think this law should be wiped off the books.
A pair of boobs and nipples has never hurt anyone.
Today and tomorrow, Hitomi brings her rack back to SCORELAND. Video today, photos Friday. Study up.
Here in the United States, it’s election season, and that means that all of a sudden, politicians talk about education and how the youth of America is their highest priority. I’m think Mitt Romney or President Obama mentioned something about education last night during the debate, but I’m not sure. After about 15 minutes, my mind started clouding over. My eyelids became heavy. A part of me started wishing Mary Carey would resume her political career (remember, she once ran for governor of California) and spice things up a little. Do you know what the presidential debates need? Big tits!
Anyway, I have the cure for improving education. I say put Hitomi in every school.
Now, you’re probably saying, “There’s only one Hitomi. How is it possible to put her in every school.” You might also be thinking, “How would putting Hitomi in every school contribute to higher education.”
I say stop thinking. I bet you didn’t think that much when you were watching the debate last night.
Marilyn's sliding down the pole tomorrow at XLGirls.com.
I may not be a poet, but when it comes to big whoppas and a pretty face, I know it.
Marilyn Mayson has 50-inch, 38H knockers, lactates and has sexed it up two times at XLGirls.com, one of them an interracial threesome with Molly Howard.
She is very lively, horny and spunky (if that’s the appropriate word) in everything she does at XLGirls, from flying solo to sport-sex.
That smiling face and juicy rack has gone from webcam screens to being seen on the mag racks of thousands of stores across this great continent and across the oceans.
I am pleased and gratified to announce, as our Presidential candidates might say, that Marilyn is back tomorrow in an all-new XXX shagarooney to once again strut her fine stuff.
We just mailed the bra signed by Jasmine Shiraz to the winner of her bra giveaway contest in the October ’12 SCORE magazine. The winner is a mag subscriber and lives in Canada. Mr. J.H. didn’t say what he would do with it. Jasmine’s bra cups are too big to be used as ear muffs during those Canadian winters.
Jasmine’s tit-sling is one of several dozen bras, signed magazines and DVDs we’ve shipped to random contest winners over the past five years. In June, we had that huge 20 For 20 20th Anniversary contest and gave away lots of goodies. That got me to thinking about a topic that evolved into this Blog.
We all collect things on the job over time.
Whatever you do, you probably collect some objects related to your job.
I do, too, but the things I collect are just a bit different from what an auto mechanic or a bartender might save.
This is some of what I have on or in my desk at the SCORE office.
20th Anniversary SCORE cap. The Mexican wrestling mask was used in a Minka and Kayla scene for the DVD SCORE Xtra 5.
SCORE windbreaker.
A figurine sculpted by artist The Great Razooly, a charter SCORE reader. He was profiled in the October '94 edition.
Another view of Tom Razooly's work. Artist, dance club owner and TV horror host in Blocksburg, California.
Boob Cruise 1997 T-shirt signed by all the models on the sailing. Never worn, of course.
A SCORE license plate. Girls with big boobs wave when they see this.
Go to your favorite store and pick up this new issue. You want more, you get more.
One of your favorite racks is now on your favorite rack.
America’s Twitter titter tweetheart.
Sheridan Love.
Now here’s a SCORE Girl who has it all. The face. The boobs. The legs. The ass. The bod. Is there anything Sheridan doesn’t have? I don’t think so.
iPhone 5G? Big deal!
Sheridan is 34G.
Picture that on a girl who’s just five-feet tall.
And now Miss Love has her first SCORE mag cover in her third pictorial. Three times’s a charm.
Just in time for her birthday, October 13, which is Christy Marks’ and Deanna Baldwin’s birthday, too. Arianna Sinn celebrates hers on the 14th.
Also in this issue: newcomer Roxanne Miller’s first SCORE layout, German Titty Titan Beshine in the world’s largest wet T-shirt show, Melissa Reed, Kitana Flores XXX anal, Bella Blaze, Arianna Sinn, Kali West, busty MILF Tahnee Taylor and a look inside Valory’s Vault.
“The models who came, came and then went and never modeled again,” Maria wrote about the girls who modeled once and never did it again. “I don’t know what it is about these girls that does it for me. Maybe it’s that they only posed once, so I feel like I am looking at something special.”
I’ve thought about this situation a number of times. Here are a few of my One-Hit Wonders who I’m sorry never continued to model. I think they should have, but that’s only one man’s opinion. All kinds of reasons for trying it only once come into play. Jobs; careers; school; they weren’t feeling it; family; boyfriends; husbands…you name it.
Like Maria wrote, “Maybe it’s because in my perverted imaginings, these one-hit wonders were students or single moms who posed once to pay for school or something, and never told anyone about the ‘One time, when I was in college’ nude modeling that they did.”
Some of her imaginings are true. Many are students, and students always need extra cash.
And like a good neighbor, The SCORE Group is there.
I’m grateful that these curvy babes tried it at least once and let us see their tits and sometimes their pink lady parts.
Brigite
1) Brigite: Brigite lived in Most, Czech Republic, where she was working as a tour guide. One of our roving Europe-based photographers noticed the blonde, bubbly tour guide’s chest (we should hope so) and gave her his card. He chatted her up, and eventually she decided to give it a try and let the camera tour her curves. Unfortunately, it was a once-only tour of booty in the March 2007 V-mag.
Diana Navarro
2) Diana Navarro: Diana was working as a maid in Asuncion, Paraguay when our photographer saw her and moved quickly. He also photographed Cynthia Romero, Romina Lopez and other South American busty wonders. Diana said guys always ask her about her big boobs. “They ask, ‘How did I get them so big?’ I tell them to ask my mother and father,” said Diana in the January 2008 V-mag.
Alexia
3) Alexia: Alexia lived in Plantation, Florida, not far from us. Not long after this SCORE edition hit the racks (April 2002), Alexia quit dancing and got a job as an administrative assistant for a law firm where briefs have a different meaning.
Joanna
4) Joanna: “I’m used to having men stare at me all the time when they’re trying to pull me, so the idea of having them look at me in a magazine is rather a kicky thing to me,” said Joanna from Brighton, England. “I’m new to all this. I’m not sure how far I want to take it. I do have an exhibitionistic streak that I need to satisfy at times.” Joanna’s only shoot was in the July 2003 SCORE.
Diana
5) Diana: My last One-Hit Wonder is Diana, a college student in Denmark discovered by a Danish photographer who usually found many amateurs for Naughty Neighbors. In Diana’s case, she was so big-boobed that he thought, quite rightly, that she would be a nice fit for SCORE. Diana actually posed for two sets (published in March 2005 followed up by February 2006). That might make her a two-hit wonder as well as a two-tits wonder, but I’m not cheating because Diana posed for both pictorials on the same day. The last time I talked to the photographer about Diana several years ago, he said she was actually considering trying a boy-girl. Nothing came of it. Literally.
There are more One-Hit Wonders in SCORELAND‘s vast directory. Do you have any favorites?
Today at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com, girl-next-door Maggie Green appears in her first boy-girl hardcore scenes with real porn studs. When Maggie was the third wheel in her scene with Angela White and a stud in Angela White Finally Fucks, I wondered if she would ever go all the way. I mean, if she didn’t grasp the opportunity (and the cock) then, when would she? But women have to be allowed to take things at their own pace. Back in 2011, Maggie wasn’t quite ready. Now she is, and she was worth the wait.
By the way, in yesterday’s Blog video, Maggie mentioned that she’s very good at giving blow jobs. Well, seeing is believing. I watched the video, and Maggie is, indeed, very good at giving blow jobs. The girl goes deep with gusto.
Anyway, I said this has been a great month. Earlier this week, Siri returned and did what she does best. And then, there was the return of two SCORE Girls whose boobs are just massive…even bigger than they were before…even bigger than the girls themselves had thought. Their pairs are below. Can you guess who the girls are?
And do you know what a great September in the SCORE Studio means? A great October at SCORELANDand SCOREVideos.com.
Friday, Maggie Green gets porn stud cock in her mouth and pussy for the first time at SCORELAND. And also at SCOREVideos.com. That’s a Maggie XXX Doubleheader if you’re a member of our SCORELAND Loyalty Program, plus a separate video interview in which Maggie tells why it’s hardcore SCORE time.
So, to get you ready for the big event…you know what to do.
I haven’t written about SCORELAND2 in a while, mostly because there has been so much going on at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com that I haven’t gotten around to it. But that doesn’t mean SCORELAND2 has been forgotten. Not by a longshot. In fact, Elliot and I devote considerable time to SCORELAND2, partly because it’s a new project and partly because we take the site so personally. Elliot and I hand-pick the scenes one-by-one, and then when it’s time for a scene to go up, one of us writes the accompanying copy and adds a personal touch. That’s why I was pleased when the review website AdultReviews.com said, “Every update in the library had a pretty long write-up to go along with it. This is a well written piece about the model and the shoot, usually. It’s a glimpse behind the scenes and most of these short stories offered some interesting information about the model, the shoot, or both.”
Good. I’m glad they noticed. And I hope that’s part of the reason SCORELAND2 has exceeded our expectations.
Anyway, enough of that. I’m writing about SCORELAND2 because this has been (and will continue to be) a very interesting week at our newest website.
Monday: Short ‘n’ stacked natural Rachel Love got fucked by two guys in her scene from the DVD Mamazon.
If Amazon.com sold Lori Pleasure, I'd pay for expedited shipping
Tuesday: Gianna Rossi and Lorna Morgan tit-to-tit in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a highly unusual matchup of a full-fledged porn star and a girl who has never so much as inserted a dildo in her pussy on-camera. I watched this scene again yesterday, and I was again amazed by the level of heat. I wrote, “At a few points, it looks as if Gianna was tempted to go down on Lorna’s pussy. She doesn’t, but you know what? I’m not sure Lorna would have stopped her. She was that into it.”
As I suspected, club managers get all the good pussy.
Wednesday: Lori Pleasure as a sex-bot who comes to life and gets ass-fucked. In her personal life, Lori loves to dress like a slut, and I still have fond memories of the time when she told me about how she would wear ultra-short skirts in public and the look on people’s faces when they realized that the jewelry dangling from below her hem had to be attached to her pussy. For some reason, that’s hot.
Cindy and Crystal checking out the sights on South Beach.
Thursday: 50plus Persia Monir as a stripper who fucks the club manager to get a job. Big-titted Persia is one of the hottest women on Earth.
Friday: A great week wraps up with bosom buddies Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns in their only tit-to-tit scene. This is one I’d been waiting for a long time, and you know what? Some of my favorite shots are the ones of Cindy and Crystal in and around South Beach wearing super-cleavage tops.
That’s a heckuva five days, and when you consider the bottom line ($9.99 a month for membership), it’s incredible. Okay, yeah, I’m a little biased. So is Elliot. But we’re tit-men, just like you, and we’re picking these scenes with our very own hands and…well, I know this is the political season, and you’ve heard this before. But trust us. You won’t be disappointed.
Everyone’s got to start someplace. SCORE and V-mag Girls are no exception. Do you ever wonder what a girl was doing before she decided to step in front of a camera and play drop the top?
A lot of girls go straight into it from school, but there are also a lot of girls who work at a job first.
Can you match the girl with what she did before she became a photo model?
Answers tomorrow.
A) “I worked as a data entry operator for Sears. I worked in the bankruptcy department, and I also managed a Hardy’s fast-food restaurant. I was one of the people who introduced fried chicken to all of the Hardy’s restaurants. I used to go around and show people how to cook it.”
B) “I had a job as a receptionist for a year right after high school before I started dancing in clubs.”
C) “I was working as a bartender in a sleazy place, and a guy saw me in a tank top and said, ‘Wow, you have amazing breasts.’ We got to talking, and he was amazed with my natural breasts. He said, ‘I love this magazine, SCORE. I’m the biggest fan and you should totally try out.’ I was like, “Well, you know, I don’t know,” and he said, ‘Please, please, you’ll make everything come true for me.’ And finally I said, ‘Okay, I’ll give it a shot. For you, I will.'”
D) “I worked retail as a sales associate, full time. An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos, and at the end of one there was this commercial to be a SCORE model and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, ‘Hey, I can do that!’ and here I am.”
E) “I was working as a waitress at Beef O’Brady’s and going to school.”
F) “I was a receptionist. Just a regular nine-to-five chick for a construction company. I met an agent when I was walking home from work and eventually decided to give it a try.”
