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December 8, 2009 by Elliot James 5 Comments

When Jane Dior, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns and Chelsea Charms bellied up to the bar in Las Vegas, they didn’t kid around!

They call this the Booze Cruise.

They call this the Booze Cruise.

The new waitresses are working out very nicely.

Breastfest is being served in the main room.

Breastfest is being served in the main room.

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Rating: 4.1/5

“Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” and other important issues

December 7, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts
Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.

Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.

The SCORELAND Blog voters have spoken, and they have a message for all you girls out there: “Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” That’s right. “A blow job is not just about my cock-head and shaft,” they’re saying. “It’s about my sac and butthole, too!”

We asked, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Here’s how the results turned out:

“Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!” got 53%

“Suck my shaft! Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” got 26%

“Just the head and shaft, please!” got 21%

Just remember, guys: If you want your girl to pay attention to your balls and asshole, rub-a-dub-dub!

Lots of action in the “Best of the Decade” voting over the weekend. Eva Notty, who’s running tit-to-tit with Ashley Sage Ellison for SCORE Newcomer of the Year, was voted No. 29. Renee Ross is No. 28. And Kali West is No. 27. Congratulations, girls, on your very impressive showings to go with your very impressive racks.

Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?

Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?

Last week, I pointed out that Angelina Vallem was doing very well in the voting, in effect giving her the proverbial kiss of death. Right now, the biggest surprise is that Merilyn Sakova doesn’t seem to be headed for a Top 10 finish, but that can easily change.

All 26 remaining girls in the contest have appeared in Voluptuous magazine. Nine of the 26 have done all-the-way boy-girl. And I’m proud to report that you guys have long memories. Two of the remaining girls–Nadine Jansen and Sharday–debuted in 2001.

And finally, I know I’m late to the game on this one, but there’s a documentary on BBC called “My Big Breasts and Me” about the so-called problems naturally stacked women have. I call your attention to Jodie, a stacked music student who, despite these hardships, loves showing off her tits. Check your cable guide. In the U.S., the show has aired on BBC America.

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Rating: 3.9/5

She’s cute (she’s new). She’s busty (she’s new). She has a great ass (she’s new). Nice legs and feet, too (did I mention that she’s new?)

December 6, 2009 by Dave 16 Comments

This is Lexy Mae. She’s new. If you saw her walking down the street, you’d say, “Holy shit, look at the rack on that girl!” Then you’d say, “Holy shit, look at the legs on that girl!” Then you’d look over your shoulder and say, “Holy shit, look at the ass on that girl.” Lexy has it all. But here’s the question we need to ask: Is she busty enough for SCORE and Voluptuous?

By the way, I apologize if the camera work on this video is a little jittery, but what can I say? When I was shooting her, something came up.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Can you handle all the tits this weekend?

December 5, 2009 by Elliot James 8 Comments

SCORELAND has a wild weekend ahead. How big are your hands? Can they hold F-cups? What about G-cups? J-cups?

Natalie takes it one step at a time in her new SCORELAND video.

Natalie takes it one step at a time in her new SCORELAND video.

Renee Ross and her top drawer overhang!

Renee Ross and her top drawer overhang!

Natalie Fiore quickly returns because no one can get enough of the “new” Natalie. Her tits have grown, you know. This weekend, we’ve got Miss Fiore in a sultry, sexy video shot on location in Europe. She has a way of speaking to the camera while she’s touching her tits and pussy that makes you feel as if she were talking directly to you. The way she’s going, Natalie could help usher in a new era of U.S.-France diplomacy. We’re in talks with Sarkozy now about it.

And then there’s Renee Ross from the December ’09 edition of SCORE. I chose this shot because it dramatizes how Renee’s tits threaten to spill out over the top of her old-fashioned bustier, the way the waves from Hurricane Katrina demolished the levees in Louisiana. Hey there, Renee! We know you’re reading this! How are ya?

Alana Anderson is a new SCORE Girl with milky milkers.

Alana Anderson is a new SCORE Girl with milky milkers.

Also from December ’09 SCORE, Alana Anderson is a creamy new bra buster who one of our model recruiters found on a webcam. Alana has a pair of ultra-prominent, delectable nipples. One look at these spigots and a guy feels compelled to suck on them hard. Alana’s in a SCORE Theater video on Sunday, her first for us, and her pictorial is posting on Monday. In one video segment that won’t leave you dry, Alanna squeezes her tits to squirt out milk. Raincoats were made for this.

Ball-sucking? Kiko Lee is a specialist.

Ball-sucking? Kiko Lee is a specialist.

And finally, Kiko Lee performs horny Asian magic on a cock in SCORE Theater in a nasty new video with matching photos. But first she does one of her exotic dance routines on a table top as a warm-up. I chose this picture since there’s been a nut-sucking poll on the BLOG this week. You can see that Kiko has that ball-sucking magic, plus I love her wide, pancake areolae, a rare gift from the boob goddesses. Kiko has dedicated herself to Geisha-style man-pleasing. For that, I forgive her for once blowing Ron Jeremy and Pete Rose (not at the same time.)

They’ll keep your hands full this weekend, for sure.

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Happy birthday, Alyssa Alps!

December 4, 2009 by Elliot James 6 Comments

We posted this past week’s gallery of SCORE birthday girls, but I wanted to pay separate tribute to Alyssa today. Alyssa wrote a column in SCORE called “On The Road” that began in the January ’98 SCORE and ended in the June ’03 issue. That’s an extraordinary run for any column, especially in men’s mags. I enjoyed reading the columns about Alyssa’s trips to clubs all over the USA and seeing her photos with strip-club fans and the SCORE readers who’d go to see her shows and have a drink with her. It was really cool.

If you have those older SCORE issues and read her columns, you know the feeling. Alyssa was very proactive. She was always promoting SCORE. We were always on her mind. She was buddies with a ton of SCORE Girl feature dancers–you name her, Alyssa knew her–so they often popped their buttons in one photo or another in many columns. I wish the column had been transferred to SCORELAND like Crystal Gunns’ column, but at this point it’s not feasible. She finally agreed to do the Boob Cruise in 2000 but only to write the ship’s log for the special Boob Cruise edition. She was firm on that. No titties. No pussy. Of course, Alyssa changed her mind towards the end of the trip and posed on the beach for Jana, one of the BC photographers.

This photo is beat-up and grainy because it’s a scan of a Polaroid taken on September 28, 2001. These days, everything is digital and doesn’t age and color-fade like chemical pics on paper do, so there is no sense of a passage of time. When Alyssa was in Florida to dance at the Treasure Island club (now PT’s) in Hialeah, Dave, E., and I went to see one of her lunchtime shows, which we, uh, really, uh, enjoyed. Someone snapped a shot of us, and I put it in my photo album. Alyssa also posed for a few pictorials for the magazine that week so she was in the building and even did a column about visiting the staff. It was published in March ’02. Of course, she was the covergirl. As timing would have it, that issue also featured the first formal SCORE pictorial of Crystal.

Alyssa Alps Treasure Island 9/28/01

Alyssa Alps Treasure Island 9/28/01

I could go on about Alyssa’s New York Xmas shows at Flashdancers (they’re posted in SCORELAND Boobs In The News), and being helped out by her at the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair shows she coordinated in Vegas every August, and how every year at this time, Alyssa used to ship the office a box of her homemade Xmas cookies. But I’m starting to get all depressed and morose and Alyssa wouldn’t like that!

Happy birthday weekend and Merry Xmas, Alyssa, from your friends at SCORE.

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Rating: 4.2/5

In praise of Ashley Sage

December 3, 2009 by Elliot James 32 Comments

There’s been a lot of turbulence over whether Ashley Sage is a 100% SCORE Girl, most recently in Dave’s November 30th BLOG post. As we reach zero hour on the contests, I’d like to throw in my two boobs worth.

This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.

This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.

Ashley debuted in the June ’09 SCORE but was only on the cover of SCORE in the September ’09 issue, and she shared that space with Ariana Angel and Kali West. She’s been on the cover of Voluptuous by herself twice, April and November ’09. So, yes, there’s been some uncertainty on our part. I do think she belongs in SCORE.

We got a letter a while back from a reader who wrote about both Karina Hart and Ashley. Most of his letter was too rough to publish, but one of his gentler comments was, “Give me a fuckin’ break. I’m fed up with both of ’em until they show me some real SEX!” Well, that’s not going to happen, at least in the immediate future, and it doesn’t matter because thousands of girls these days fuck for the cameras, but huge, beautiful boobs are a rarity. And when you get to the sheer breast size and shape of a girl like Ashley, you’re talking about one in a few-hundred-thousand girls. Sure, there are thousands of girls around the world with similar huge, beautifully shaped boobs, but they’ll never model for a variety of personal, career, social or religious reasons, so what good are they to me? I’m grateful to Ashley simply for showing off her tits in pictures and video. She doesn’t have to.

Another reader wrote to say, “In my opinion, she [Ashley] is the only new babe that can be mentioned in the same breath as greats such as the beautiful Linsey Dawn McKenzie!” I can’t agree with him that she’s the only new babe, but I respect and understand his sentiments. The past year has given us some great newbies: Ariana Angel, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Mianna Thomas, among them. Plus, Lorna Morgan and Natalie Fiore are looking bustier than ever these days. Their hooters are just massive and could be just as big now as LDM’s were in her most bountiful years.

Yet another veteran reader/member wrote, “One other thing about Ashley: Cute as she is, she does not appear to know what it means to smile. There is always that straight face that does nothing to entice me. Sorry to say there is no way that I could vote for her as Newcomer of the Year.” Now we’re getting into minutiae. Smiling, not smiling. It doesn’t make that big a difference to me. I like Ashley’s pouty expressions. True, a smiling girl boosts a man’s brain chemistry better than a studious, straightfaced girl, but I’m shallow enough to admit I’m looking at Ashley’s chest 90% of the time. No one seems to mention her beautiful, porcelain-doll face and her flawless complexion. (Like another English girl, Mandy Pearl, Ashley’s a beautician by profession, which means she’s disciplined about her personal skin care regimen.) If Ashley likes to look serious and intense in her pix, I’m not going to let it affect me.

One more comment, this one from an all-praising Scorecard letter: “I just got done jacking to her, and I can say without reservation that she is one of the best newcomers in many years.” No disagreement here. For breasts and face, Ashley is at stratospheric levels. Even if she never shows the pink, let alone anything else, her status is a lock. Lorna Morgan built a successful modeling career without going near a Doc Johnson toy, let alone a guy-girl video. I feel about Ashley the same way I feel about Kerry Marie and another great model, the now-retired Jessica Turner. I’m happy with whatever she wants to do, and I actually wouldn’t want to see her (or Kerry) having sex with a guy in a video. But I love seeing Annina and Holly Halston fuck. It’s that good girl/nasty slut thing.

Anyway, soon we’ll know what the voters have decided. Ashley is in their hands.

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Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits

December 2, 2009 by Dave 14 Comments

big01Busty, pregnant women posing for naked pictures and videos and fucking on camera is hot.

Why?

Because they’re not supposed to get naked for photos and videos when they’re pregnant. Society says so. But they say, “Fuck society. I look sexier than ever. I’m pregnant and proud. My tits are huge.” They’re with-baby, but despite that, they’re showing off their tits, spreading their legs and fucking and sucking. The only thing hotter than a busty, pregnant woman fucking is a busty, pregnant woman fucking and smoking.

The new DVD Chesty Preggos 2 features three pregnant babes in XXX action: April McKenzie, Sunshine and Stefani (the links here are to their solo preggo sets on SCORELAND). It also features the great Lorna Morgan, looking very pregnant and bustier than I’ve ever seen her, in solo action. And eight-months-pregnant Kali West giving some lucky guy a hand job. I like the idea of Kali giving a guy a hand job while she’s pregnant because even though she sluts it up on video, she still seems like the girl next door.

I snuck up on Kali in the studio before she shot her scene. As you’ll see, I couldn’t decide what to focus on, her swollen tits or her swollen belly. So I compromised and focused on both. I wish I had been the one to knock her up.

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Yes, ma’am, I would love a tea bag!

December 1, 2009 by Dave 9 Comments

This week’s poll asks, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Well, I am totally shocked that 25% of you don’t want the girl to go anywhere near your balls. You want her to suck the head and shaft, but as for the balls…no go. I can’t help but think that those of you in that 25% have either 1.) Never had your balls sucked properly or 2.) Are afraid that the girl is going to do permanent damage to your testicles. Which I guess is possible, but I’ve never heard of it. Guys, if you can trust a girl with your shaft, you can trust her with your sac.

Perhaps these photos from the February 2009 SCORE will convince you. In the first, Daylene Rio applies the blow job while June Summers prepares the balls for sucking. Notice how she’s licking the dude’s balls as if she loves them, as if they’re prized jewels. Which they are. In the second, Daylene is still blowing rod, and June is sucking hard on the guy’s nuts. Too hard? No way! June has sucked a lot of balls in her life, and she knows that doing it properly requires just the right suction. Besides, I remember the day these photos were shot, and the studio never called for an ambulance. She also isn’t biting, which is very important. And for you homophobes out there, notice how June is going nowhere near the guy’s tuchus.

Now, really, 25% guys: You wouldn’t want June to do that to you?

June prepares the balls for sucking while Daylene vacuums the cock.

June prepares the balls for sucking while Daylene vacuums the cock.

June sucks hard but is careful not to detach the balls from the body. The guy's outer sac provides the needed protection.

June sucks hard but is careful not to detach the balls from the body. The guy's outer sac provides the needed protection.

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Birthday bust-outs this week

December 1, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

May their birthday cakes be as big and tasty as their real cakes! Just curious…anyone here ever see Penelope, Alyssa and/or Busty Brianna dance in a club?

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Make your own busty doll with Boob Science

December 1, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Now at the eBoobStore in a two-disc set.

Now at the eBoobStore in a two-disc set.

Our latest feature DVD Boob Science stars Daphne Rosen as the living doll creation of two geeksters who couldn’t pick up girls in a whorehouse. That’s where the paranormally-endowed Daphne comes in to help them out. Boob Science stars Aileen Ghettman, Angel Gee, Contessa Rose and Eva Notty all doing XXX guy-girl hardcore scenes and glamour girl Maggie Green in her first girl-girl XXX scene with Daphne. The two-disc set includes bloopers, interviews, behind-the-scenes footage and other extras. Check out the trailer at BoobScience.com.

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Rating: 3.9/5