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Is Ashley Sage Ellison a SCORE Girl? The voters are speaking!

November 30, 2009 by Dave 29 Comments
Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

From the start, the editors of SCORELAND have wondered whether British newcomer Ashley Sage Ellison is a SCORE Girl. Sure, she has J-cup tits, but SCORE has always been about slim ‘n’ stacked while curvy Ashley fits better into the voluptuous category. Ashley is one of the few girls ever to appear in SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines, and you gotta ask yourself, “Can a model be a SCORE Girl and an XL Girl at the same time?” We’re not talking about years apart and after a weight gain (as in the case of Latvian beauty Inesse). We’re talking about simultaneously.

Well, we can argue about it all we want, but if you want an answer to a question…ask it! As you probably know, the voting in the SCORE Awards is going on now at SCORELAND (and in the magazine), and the results so far are illuminating: Among magazine voters, Ashley is first for Newcomer of the Year. Among SCORELAND voters, Ashley is running a very, very close second to Eva Notty. And this isn’t based on a small number of votes. This is based on a LOT of votes. Thousands upon thousands of votes.

Can Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year? And if she does, doesn’t that make her absolutely, 100% a SCORE Girl?

FYI, Faith, Mianna Thomas and Angel Gee are also getting a lot of online support in the NOY voting. For Model of the Year, the anticipated showdown between Karina Hart and Christy Marks is an online runaway but much closer in the magazine voting. Overall, it’s still too close to call.

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

As for the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, we’ve gone on and on about many of the surprise eliminations so far, but how about the surprises among the 33 girls who remain? I’ll give you one: Czech plumper Angelina Vallem, who debuted in the May ’08 Voluptuous. We’ve counted up the total number of votes each model has received (in this case, the less the better), and Angelina is in the Top 5 among fewest votes. Angelina is sexy, beautiful and has great tits (she fucks well, too), but to me, that is the one biggest shocker of the “Best of the Decade” so far. But there’s still a long way to go.

And speaking of voting, last week we asked, “How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy?” Well, it was a close shave, but “Just a little, nicely trimmed” pulled away in the end to beat “None. Shaved clean,” 36% to 28%. “Full bush but not overflowing” got 17%, followed by “Who cares? It’s all about the tits!” at 13% and “Full bush, growing wild” at 6%. This week’s poll: Blow jobs. How do you like them?

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Summer Sinn & Morgan Leigh are stretchin’ those sweaters!

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James 6 Comments

The power of big tits! Seeing big tits in tight tops switches the male brain to various modes. There’s “Stupid.” There’s the higher level “Idiot.” And then next is “Moron.” This is a scientific fact. I know from years of personal experience.

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

Now on SCORELAND, Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh spend quality time in the SCORE Studio trying on sweaters and tight tops. Eventually Summer tells Morgan that she’s gotten too horny from trying on all the tops and the feel of the fabric rubbing against her nipples. She asks Morgan to help her find a dude who’ll bang her brains out.

You don’t want to miss this hot video in SCORE Theater. Trust me. Because I’m stupid.

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

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Kissin’ cousins

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Michelle Bond. Relatives in America?

Michelle Bond. Relatives in America?

Isis Haze. Michelle Bond's cousin?

Isis Haze. Michelle Bond's cousin?

I’ve noticed a couple of uncanny resemblances with several SCORELAND Girls, not in breast size or shape but facially. The first two are Michelle Bond, a girl-next-door from Wirral, England who’s modeled many times since 2002, and Isis Haze, a new hottie from Madison, Wisconsin who was discovered by SCORE reader Rick Rueping. The girls could be sisters. And then there’s Europe DiChan, a longtime SCORE model who sailed on four Boob Cruises, and Michelle Honey (July ’09 SCORE), a new model from Las Vegas. Europe, of course, has much bigger, heavier tits than Michelle , but I’m just focused on faces right now …for the first time in a LONG time. There are a few more kissin’ cousins in the vastness of SCORELAND, and I aim to find them!

Europe DiChan in 1997

Europe DiChan in 1997

Michelle Honey July 2009

Michelle Honey July 2009

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Are Latin girls hotter fucks?

November 28, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Angelina Castro's Second XXX SCORELAND Video.

Angelina Castro's Second XXX SCORELAND Video.

This is the question that Angelina Castro wants to answer in a new SCORELAND pictorial and video, “Are Latin Girls Hotter Fucks?” showing today in SCORE Theater. Many would say yes, including our esteemed editor of Voluptuous and BootyLicious magazines. As you know, we’re based in South Florida, which is teeming with the hottest Latina babes. Cuban-American Angelina Castro (March ’09, July ’09 SCORE) is one of those body-beautiful stars, always dressed to kill in tight tops, push-up bras, tight dresses, short-shorts, the highest heels and no panties. In the opener of Angelina’s second XXX video, she models a skintight dress, bra-less and panty-less. SCORE Man enters to interview her, and he’s as impressed by her tush as he is by her tits. Sex happens!

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An ode to Asian hotties

November 27, 2009 by Maria 12 Comments
Kiko Lee: This Asian sex kitten makes me purr.

Kiko Lee: This Asian sex kitten makes me purr.

Ava Divine: Divine indeed.

Ava Divine: Divine indeed.

Kellei + a banana = Hotness.

Kellei + a banana = Hotness.

Minka is the QUEEN of busty Asians. I bow to her.

Minka: Busty Asian Queen.

Dear Stacked Asian Hotties, Thank you for your exotic looks and lovely curves. Your enticing bodies remind me of faraway, foreign lands full of mystery and adventure. You’re rare gems, and I’d like to take the time to salute your awesomeness. Your striking looks and bounteous racks are things of beauty! Bloom on into busty greatness, all of you luscious Lotus flowers. Me love you, long time. xoxo Maria

Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.

Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.

With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.

With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.

I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.

I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.

Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.

Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.

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Let us give thanks…

November 26, 2009 by Maria 6 Comments
Faith's parents.

THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Faith's parents.

Hanging out with friends.

THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Hanging out with friends.

It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.

Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria

LET US GIVE THANKS FOR:

Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)

Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)

Yoga...of the naked persuassion..

Yoga...of the naked persuasion.

Fruit. Yum!

Fruit. Yum!

Tan lines.

Tan lines.

Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.

Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.

Alyssa Alps...every inch of her.

Alyssa Alps...every curvy, sexy, delicious inch of her.

Leopard print. Rawrrr!

Leopard print. Rawrrr!

Water. Splish-splash.

Water. Splish-splash.

Mountains and grass and stuff.

Mountains and grass and stuff.

Cheerleaders...with big jugs.

Cheerleaders...with big jugs.

Floatation devices.

Floatation devices.

Things that keep our heads warm.

Things that keep our heads warm.

Riding crops.

Riding crops.

The beach.

The beach.

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Hooters, holidays and the miracle of Janet Jade

November 26, 2009 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.

Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.

I had the privilege once of hosting a tits-in-tight-tops video with Janet Jade, star of Eat My Tits, for SCOREtv episode 2. Two years later, I still haven’t completely recovered, but I’m making progress and my arm is almost completely functional again. In this Janet update, a fellow SCOREtv reporter has the honor of chatting up Janet in our dressing room, and as always, she’s a room brightener: cheery, fun and enthusiastic. A jiggle belle, all the way. Janet talks about the holidays, her favorite basketball players, what she looks for in a guy (she likes a specific kind of butt) and a bunch of other things he was curious about. My question is, why does Janet have to live in Detroit? Why can’t she live in Miami? Down the block from our building?

This DVD is all Janet.

This DVD is all Janet.

Thanks for giving, Janet! Have a fun, safe holiday season.

I wish the world could be more like a SCORE interview with Janet Jade, a world where you could ask a busty girl to show you her boobs and she happily lifts her blouse without the guilt, shame and embarrassment that society instills about the human body. Yes, a man can dream the impossible dream.

And while I’m at it, I’d like to list the 10 things you can get away with saying on Thanksgiving and Christmas:

1. I could go for a huge breast.

2. That’s one great-looking spread.

3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.

4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

5. I’m in the mood for dark meat.

6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.

7. Don’t play with your meat.

8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.

9. How long will it take after you stick it in?

10. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

Have a great Thanksgiving, Scorelanders!–Elliot James

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A lunchtime sighting proves short people have a reason to live

November 25, 2009 by Elliot James 15 Comments
Okay, this seems like a good height.

Okay, this seems like a good height.

Last Wednesday, I went to lunch with Dave and Fernando, our records supervisor. We went to the usual place since Dave won’t eat anywhere else. I don’t mind because Wednesday seems to be MILF day there. Now, if you know South Florida, especially Miami, the women tend to dress hot, whether the weather is actually hot or not. Tight tops and blouses. Tight jeans, shorts or skirts. Lots of bling. “Look at my feet” high heels. the place gets a mix of nearby office workers, college students and mothers with kids off from school.

Elevator shoes would help.

Elevator shoes would help.

I’ll skip the part about what we ordered and get to the point. We’re eating when I look to my left and see a tall girl about 26-28 years old with long, blonde hair at the register. She’s about five-nine in traditional black pumps, a very tight grey skirt cut above the knees and a dazzling tight white top under a short, very tight, grey matching jacket. Basically, a business suit, but on her, it looks phenomenal. She has a great rack–very busty. I can tell she’s busty and proud because her top is squishing her big boobs in, an effect that creates a rounded “breast shelf.” This makes her chest SUPER prominent. I estimate she’s an E-cupper or higher. I keep checking her out, trying not to look like Anthony Perkins in Psycho 4…or was it 3? My lunch mates take the time away from their beautifully prepared meals to check her out, too. Someone reminds me that the busty girls we see in real life are much smaller-chested when they are compared to SCORE and V-Mag models. Of course, he’s right. And the right clothes and undies can create a bustier look. Most of them are, in reality, more like Bella, the Naughty Neighbors girl Dave did a blog video with and who I still think is too small-chested for SCORE.

When the electronic “hey, your order is ready, where the hell are you?” gizmo lights up, she walks to the pick-up counter and is given a take-out bag, then leaves. So that’s that! She’s not going to eat here and possibly sit by your SCORE staffers. Goodbye, blonde bombshell. Should I run after her and hand her one of the SCORE photographers’ business cards I have in my wallet? I don’t. But wait. A few minutes later, the blonde returns with her lunch bag, and now she’s with a guy. He’s an ordinary looking dude wearing a baseball cap and street clothes, no suit. They’re chummy and obviously know each other. Maybe he works for the same company she does. What’s very noticeable is the height disparity. He’s about four or five inches shorter than she is, so his eyeline is a straight line to the top of her cleavage. They sit across the room and eat their chummy lunch. Lucky dude. Occasionally she shoots a glance at our table. Perhaps she recognizes Dave and me from our popular appearances on SCORELAND and is thinking about asking for our autographs but is shy.

Being short can be a blessing.

Being short can be a blessing.

After lunch, we head to the car. They leave right after we do. Driving out of the parking lot, we notice them standing by a car talking. They’re not rushing to drive off. Her body language shows she’s very interested in the guy. It seems like more than a lunch meeting. The height difference is more apparent in the outdoors. As we drive pass them, she looks at us. I don’t know what to make of that. But I felt like pulling a Peter Falk/Columbo routine and going over to her and saying, “Oh, Miss, just one more thing… Have you ever thought of modeling?” I don’t. I might have, but the guy’s presence kills the idea before it hatches. Who wants a stranger bothering you and a date? Let alone a guy who wants to see your lady friend naked in pictures and videos.

What did I learn from all of this last week? Something I’ve known for a long time. Short guys can get big-boobed girls. A short guy who loves big boobs should never let height differences stop him from trying. Tall girls with big tits like short guys because the guy will always be looking at her chest. When I lived in Vegas, I’d always see tall, huge-boobed stripper-types with short guys. (Of course, some of these are cash deals.) And let’s look at that great actor, Mickey Rooney, five-foot-three and married eight times, all of his wives tall, beautiful and often busty.

And to the busty blonde customer from last week, if you’re reading this, please check out this link to our model info page. It can’t hurt. Thanks!

BeASCOREModel.com

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This week in SCORELAND birthday suits

November 24, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

SCORELAND wishes this week’s birthday girls a fun day, hopefully in their birthday suits. May they get exactly what they want for their birthdays and have no problems exchanging their gifts for what they really want!

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Bella is a SCORE Girl! Bella is a SCORE Girl!

November 24, 2009 by Dave 3 Comments

By popular demand, Bella is a SCORE Girl.

By popular demand, Bella is a SCORE Girl.

Okay, it doesn’t quite have the ring of, “The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!” but for a big-boobed babe, being told she’s a SCORE Girl is just about the same thing as winning the big one (unless you’re Jade from Australia, who seems to have the goods but is playing hard-to-get with us). Last week, I told you about Bella, a 100% amateur from Michigan who was in our studio shooting for Naughty Neighbors magazine. We took one look at her tits and thought, “She might be a SCORE Girl,” but we couldn’t decide. So, I shot some video of her and left it up to you guys. Well, the bloggers have spoken. We asked, “Is Bella a SCORE Girl?” and 82% of your replied in the affirmative. That’s good enough for us. Of course, the voting might have been skewed because none of you are going to pass up the opportunity to see a hot chick naked, and Bella is definitely a hot chick, but she’s a big-titted hot chick, and we’re looking forward to seeing her on SCORELAND. Of course, when Bella said, “Sure, I’ll fuck for the camera,” that pretty much sealed the deal.

There’s a lot of voting going on these days in these parts. First, there’s “The Best of the Decade,” which is now down to 39 girls. There were many surprise eliminations early on, but a lot of big names (and very big racks) remain: Karina Hart, Renee Ross, Christy Marks, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Nadine Jansen, Angela White, Nicole Peters, Natalie Fiore, and on and on. Uh-oh. Did I just put a bullseye on those girls?

It’s also awards time, and voting has kicked off at SCORELAND (and in SCORE and Voluptuous magazines) for the annual awards. Over at V-Mag, Ashley Sage Ellison and Renee Ross are leading the voting for Newcomer of the Year; Christy Marks, Karina Hart, Janet Jade and Natalie Fiore are very tight in the running for Model of the Year; and Maria Moore and Samantha have a good chance of keeping Sapphire from winning Plumper of the Year for the fourth straight year.

The SCORE voting is fascinating and reflects a split between online voters and magazine voters. For Newcomer, the magazine guys like Ashley Sage Ellison and Faith, while the online guys like Eva Notty, then Ashley and Faith. For Model of the Year, the magazine guys like Karina Hart and Christy with Minka slightly behind, while the online guys are rolling up a runaway for Karina Hart (Crystal Gunns is the only girl who’s close). And for the Hall of Fame, the magazine guys have Cindy Cupps and Sharday running tit-to-tit with Casey James about a bra length behind, while the online guys have Autumn-Jade in the lead over Sharday and Casey with Cindy not even in the picture.

Of course, we’re still very early in the voting. And if you haven’t voted yet, vote now!

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