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NEW TITS ARE COMING! Behold! Rockell is here!

August 31, 2012 by Maria

I always get excited when there are new tits to show you. It’s like Christmas but better. It’s titsmas!

This lovely lady and her lovely lady lumps go by the name Rockell, and she will be coming your way very soon.

She has 36G boobies and is 22 years old.

I got to hang out with her on set for a few minutes, and she was loads of fun. First of all, she is from Alabama, so the Southern accent and the Southern charm are thicker than her juicy tits. Not really…her tits are pretty juicy.

Secondly, she is pretty tall at 5’9″, so she has that hourglass, Amazon thing going on.

And lastly, she has a lot of personality. Rockell is perkier than…well, her tits and believe you me, she has some pretty perky, juicy tits.

Also, she looks pretty hot in the SCORELAND babe uniform, right? Mmhm.

But before you go berserk over her, and by that I mean, before you go jerk to her, let me say this:

This video is only about 30 seconds long. lol

You will get a longer, more in-depth video very soon, I promise.

This is a little teaser from me to you. I wasn’t supposed to post it…

but I really needed you guys to see what the future holds for you.

The future looks pretty blonde and stacked, huh?

You’re welcome!

oxoxo,

Maria

 

Yoga boobs…fun to watch, but is it good for boob size?

August 30, 2012 by Elliot James

Is yoga a threat to the big-boob community?

Yoga is considered to be a healthy activity for both mind and body.

I am not going to dispute this fact that’s been known for thousands of years.

Yet there is a lurking danger behind this seemingly innocent and beneficial practice.

Breasts are composed of fat and glands. When a girl gains or loses weight, her boobs usually follow in suit and often her breasts are the first to lose mass and weight when she loses weight.

Depending on the style of yoga, different numbers of calories are burned during yoga training.

Calorie burning leads to fat loss.

Fat loss leads to breast mass loss.

I might sound like an overreacting alarmist, but I worry about stuff like this.

A pound is 3,500 calories.

Yoga can burn 100 to 594 calories per hour depending on the style.

So, please, if you have big boobs and practice yoga, or you know someone who has big-boobs and practices yoga, please humor me, stay alert and watch your weight.

 

Boobs or Butt? Get the bust of both worlds with Stephanie Stalls

August 29, 2012 by Elliot James

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, it’s super-busty sex star Stephanie Stalls in another wham-bammer of an anal knockerbocker!

Stephanie is not one to dawdle. When she wants action from a guy, she and her colossal 34F-caliber cannons are in his face. And that’s a good thing.

What Stephanie wants, she gets.

Are all the women in Kentucky this go-getting and dynamic?

Before things come to a boil in our dressing room, Stephanie talks to Dave on the SCOREtv set and once again demonstrates her extreme flexibility like a living pretzel, rivaling Christy Marks, Kylee Nash and Carmen Hayes for leggy looseness.

I call it must-see TV.

Why do women wear too-tight bras?

August 28, 2012 by Dave

Why is Sharday wearing this too-tight, too-small bra? Because we asked her to.

I’m just wondering…us guys…do we just not get it?

Or is it women that just don’t get it?

“Why don’t you write about tight bras?” Maria yelled out to me a little while ago.

“You mean that when a woman is wearing a tight bra, she’s trying to hide her boobs?”

Maria looked at me like I was crazy. I don’t think I’m crazy. I think I’m right about this.

“Women do not wear tight bras to hide their boobs,” Maria said.

“Then why do they wear them?” I asked.

“Why would a woman intentionally wear a bra that makes it look like she has four boobs?” Maria said. “Most women wear tight bras beause their boobs have gone saggy and they’re trying to lift then and bring them back to attention, but gravity has taken its toll on their titties, so their draggy titties need to be in a full-support bra. These demi-cup, too-tight bras…all they do is make a woman look like she has four titties.”

“I disagree,” I said, but by this time, Maria was on a roll.

“She’s not trying to hide those tits in a tiny bra,” she said. “That’s like trying to hide a 500-pound man behind little tiny rocks. If she wanted to hide her big boobs, she’d put them in a big bra.”

Ah-ha! That’s where I thought I had her.

“A big bra is going to make boobs look bigger under a shirt,” I said.

“The big bra is going to make them look full but contained,” Maria retorted.

So I thought about this. Is Maria right? Are girls who wear too-tight bras trying to make up for saggy tits?

Well, there’s a girl who works at a kiosk in a nearby mall. She’s short and stacked. Very stacked. She wears too-tight bras all the time, and I was convinced for the longest time that she was wearing too-tight bras to hide the fact that she has big tits (something my boob radar detected the first second I saw her).

But then, one day, I saw her wearing a T-shirt that said, “My eyes are up here.” That T-shirt is basically code for, “Look at my tits.” (I don’t think even Maria will disagree with that assessment). Another time, she was wearing a T-shirt that said, “Look but don’t touch,” which, of course, means, “Look at my big tits.” So this too-tight-bra wearing MKG (Mall Kiosk Girl) is obviously not trying to hide her tits.

But does that mean she has saggy tits? Damn, I hope not. I think she has huge tits and is proud of them…but not so proud of them that she wants to cause a scene every time she goes out in public.

Here at SCORELAND, we sometimes put girls in too-tight bras because we like to watch their cleavage spill all over the place. But when we want them to look good in sweaters, we dress their tits in properly-fitted bras. Why? Because if you put a girl in a too-tight bra then have her wear something over it, like a sweater or a T-shirt, she looks less busty. Because too-tight bras mash down big tits. When you mash something, it gets flatter and looks smaller. Then, if the girl wears a dark shirt, you can barely tell she has tits at all. Unless you have boob radar.

Go ahead, Maria. Disagree with me. But it’s one thing to have read the owner’s manual. It’s another thing to have written it.

Here they are…rock you like a hurricane!

August 27, 2012 by Maria

Okay, okay…so for the last week or so, everyone in Florida, and especially here in Miami where SCORELAND HQ is, have been glued to their television sets checking out every update about Tropical Storm Isaac. First it was a storm, then it was a hurricane, then it was a storm again. Each time the status of this storm changed, we either sighed or cringed accordingly.

You see, here in Miami, most of us are aware firsthand of what a hurricane can do. So we watch the Weather Channel continuously and we pray that storms pass us by.

But all this storm talk got me thinking about that Scorpions’ song, Rock You Like A Hurricane, which then led me to think about sex.

It’s funny how my mind works, eh? One second I am thinking about all my stuff being blown away and the next, I am thinking about blow jobs.

What can I say? I have a dirty mind.

Well, then I started thinking about which babes rock a cock like a hurricane. And then I had to conduct an impromptu survey here in the office, because opinions without research are no fun.

Also because when you start thinking about sex, you want to talk about it.

When it comes to fucking guys and gals, Gianna is my favorite XXX diva!

For me, and this is just my opinion, I think Gianna Rossi is the best lay I have ever laid eyes on. And believe you me…these eyes have seen a lot of love but they’re never gonna see another love like hers. When Gianna works dick, she does so with a ferocity that cannot be tamed. Sometimes when I watch her scenes, I have to look away because they are so…wild. They are so hot. There are two things I know for certain and they are:

 

 

1) No one puts Baby in a corner.

and

2) Gianna Rossi is a dick champion.

But my opinion isn’t the only one that matters around these parts, so I asked a few of the other SCORELAND Staffers, and this is what they had to say:

Elliot chose Christy Marks as his favorite XXX performer.

Elliot James: Known as the big-boob Jedi Master around these parts, when confronted with the, “Who does the best hardcore of all the models?” question, he thought long and hard and then said, “Christy Marks.” If I was a waiter, I would have said, “Excellent choice.” Elliot said that Christy Marks is his pick because when you watch her fuck, it is as if you were watching her fuck in her living room. Something about Christy is very real. It’s as if each of her hardcore scenes could have happened after a date in her regular life. I agree with Elliot’s thinking on this. Christy is definitely a champion.

Brittany is Fernando B.'s pick for best fuck based on her 20-years+ experience.

Fernando B.: Known as one of our coolest image librarians, Fernando sees a lot of XXX, and when I asked him who his fave XXX performer was, he said Brittany O’Neil. When I asked him why, he said experience. “She has been fucking in the business for over 20 years. She is really good by now.” I have to agree. Ms. O’Neil does bring a certain pro-touch to her scenes.

Ralph, our web marketing guru, says that Eva Notty is the top fuck of all time.

Ralph: I even asked one of our Web Marketing gents, Ralph, to join in on my impromptu survey. His pick? Eva Notty. When I asked him why, he said, “She is just good.” And really, who am I to argue with that?

So what say you, boob lovers? Who is your favorite fuck-goddess and why? Remember, with me, your opinions always matter so chime in!

xoxox Maria

 

SCORE Girls go Rack to School in the November issue

August 26, 2012 by Elliot James

Get yours now.

It’s the time of the season that every boob man waits for.

Time for sexy and well-built coeds to go back to class.

Bouncing from class to class with their book bags.

Sitting in the front row to get their professor’s attention.

Time for teacher’s dirty looks.

Sucking milk through a straw during their lunch breaks.

Cheerleader practice.

Locker room showers.

Taking a few minutes to catch some sun.

Raising money with group car washes.

And other scholarly activities.

The theme of the November ’12 SCORE is the big-chested, great-looking coed.

 

 

 

 

Representing this semester’s student body:

Hitomi
Ivy Darmon
Christy Marks
Kali West
Karina Hart
Kaytee Carter
Valory Irene

Plus
Brandy Dean
Janne Hollan
Minka
Siri

Now at your favorite news rack or visit The SCORE Store at eBoobStore.com.

The digital version of this issue also has embedded videos of Valory, Siri, Minka and Janne.

Sharpen your pencils.

 

BEHOLD! Some pale riders!

August 25, 2012 by Maria

Jenna Valentine's pale tits are the stuff of cream dreams.

Maybe it’s because I am naturally tan, or maybe it’s because I live in Miami, the home of the bronzed, but I have a soft spot for busty pale girls. There is something very hot about ladies with milky white skin. I find them extra-attractive because their tits practically glow.

Nadia is another pale rider and she lives in Ireland.

This was one of Ashley's first photoshoots in the tropics, so she was pristine and pale.

Whenever I do a photo edit on a set featuring a busty pale rider, I am drawn to their tits like a moth to a flame. Is it my penchant for pink nipples? Perhaps. Or maybe it’s that pale tits really put a lady’s veins on display?

The first time I saw Jenna Valentine’s boobs in these photos from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, I was mesmerized at how creamy her skin looked. While all the other ladies on this trip were tan and sun-kissed, Jenna was extra-pale and I found that exciting. Her skin looks pristine. She has a smattering of freckles that make her look very cute.

What about Nadia, one of our busty babes from Ireland? She might not get a lot of sun in her hometown, but her white tits are sure to get a lot of offers for suckling.

And Ashley Sage, like Jenna above, showed up in the Bahamas with pearly tatas, too. However, after a week of shooting in the sun, her tits went pink and then went bronze. If you ask me, they look better when they’re pale. Just take a look at her veins in this photo. Delicious!

My newest favorite pale rider is none other than Siri. She had such wonderful skin and it accentuated her shy nipples. When they popped out of their inverted state, they looked even pinker against her white flesh.

Who are your favorite busty babes with creamy skin? Or do you prefer tan tatas?

Let me know!

xoxox Maria

Siri's milky tits really accentuate her pink, inverted nipples.

There’s always a Pussy Riot going on at SCORELAND!

August 24, 2012 by Dave

Krystal's pussy is going to riot if it doesn't get some cock soon. Of course, it does, because Krystal's demands are always satisfied.

When I first found out about what I thought were the Pussy Riots going on in Russia, I got very excited. I don’t think I had an exact vision of what I was imagining, but in my mind, somewhere in Russia, there were a lot of exposed pussies and they were going wild or maybe a bunch of women were gathering in Red Square and protesting something or other by showing off their pussies. Which, I think, could be a very effective means of protest. Let’s face it: men’s minds go crazy when they see pussy, their little heads take over their big heads and they start doing things they wouldn’t otherwise do if not for the presence of pussy. They’re vulnerable. They’ll do anything.

I was only slightly disappointed when I learned that it wasn’t Pussy Riots. It was Pussy Riot, and Pussy Riot is the name of a feminist punk-rock band in Russia that was thrown in jail for three years for speaking out (singing out, actually) against Russian President Vladimir Putin. I say that I was only slightly disappointed because although the Pussy Riots I had imagined weren’t taking place, I still was able to take a lot of Beavis & Butt-head-type pleasure from seeing stodgy old newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post and even The Times of London, England forced to use the phrase “Pussy Riot” in their headlines and articles. Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth sitting down for her afternoon tea and seeing headlines like “Pussy Riot Outrage” and “Putin Offers Hope For Pussy…Riot Trial.” (Ellipsis mine).

Of course, at times like these, I can get a little greedy. Things I wish the band had been called instead:

1. Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits

2. Shaved Cunt

3. Tit-Fucked Sluts.

So, for example: “Russia’s human rights ombudsman on Thursday called the prison sentences handed down to three women from punk band Shaved Cunt ‘excessive’ and warned that the case was igniting dangerous tensions within society.”

Or: “Guilty Verdict in Trial of Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits.”

Anyway, to get to my point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a Pussy Riot (and a big-tits riot) going on all the time at SCORELAND. This weekend, for example, Sabrina Linn tries to quell her own, personal Pussy Riot (a riot caused by the fact that her pussy hadn’t had any cock in a day or two) by getting fucked by two hung studs. Then, in homage to Vladmir Putin, she has the two guys Put their cocks In her asshole. The Pussy Riot continues on Saturday with Krystal Swift’s pussy and tits. Then, on Sunday, some lucky guy’s cock gets to experience Krystal’s Pussy Riot first hand. Krsytal’s pussy does not protest, and it ends up getting thoroughly fucked and satisfied.

And isn’t that how it should be? There would be no Pussy Riots or any unrest in the world if everybody would just calm down and fuck. Or spend their weekends at SCORELAND. I guarantee, your cock won’t protest.

 

Sabrina Linn: Too much woman for just one man

August 23, 2012 by Elliot James

I’ve never believed that women are the weaker sex. I think that’s bunk.

Women are not the weaker sex. Guys are the weaker sex.

The average woman may not have the same muscular strength as the average man, but when it comes to sexual stamina and orgasmic abilities, a woman’s capacity and power is much greater than a man’s.

The average guy is good for one or two explosions a day, but a woman?

Multi-orgasmic powers, my friends.

Which brings me to today’s new SCORELAND scene starring real MILF Sabrina Linn.

I call Sabrina a “real” MILF compared to all the fake MILFs. Mature, veteran porn stars just called MILFs by many porn companies for marketing reasons.

This time, Sabrina is matched up with two of the most-hung pistoleros at SCORE, and she gives our surrogates a workout that leaves them exhausted.

The Sabrina Linn workout. It covers face-fucking, ball-sucking, pussy pumping in numerous positions and butthole surfing, one man per side.

Truly jaw-dropping.

It’s rock-em, sock-em time.

“It’s fun to be such a sweet MILF and fuck young, well-hung, hard-bodied studs and then get to be so naughty and be good at being baddd,” Tweets Sabrina.

Just turn Sabrina loose.

Seeing is believing.

Tits…IN YOUR FACE! Pt. 2

August 22, 2012 by Maria

A while ago I told you guys how much I love one of our signature shots…

the one where a model’s tits appear to be right in your face.

I appropriately called that blog, Tits…IN YOUR FACE!

Well, since then, I have been collecting my favorite in your face shots.

I want to state here that there is nothing better than tits in your face. I mean, you can try and come up with something better. I will give you a moment to digest what I just said.

Sure, some of you are going to say pussy. Okay, sure, pussy is awesome and having one in your face might be great, but if some random woman came up to you and put her pussy in your face, it wouldn’t be that awesome. It might not be the kind of pussy you like. It might be a furry pussy when you prefer your box bald. There are a lot of factors that make pussy, random pussy, in your face not as palatable as tits. Now, if a random, stacked woman walked up to you on the street and said, “Hey! How are you doing, cowboy?” and then she proceeded to whip her jugs out and put them in your face…well, I don’t care what kind of tits you like, in that moment those tits in your face would be the best thing ever.

There is no way that tits in your face would ever be un-awesome. It just doesn’t compute. Plus, if you ask me, these tits in your face showcase the fine details of these hotties’ tits that make each of them unique like snowflakes. In the tits in your face shots, you get to see the veins, the outline of the areolae, the way a nipple puckers up when it’s hard. All of those details are what make being that close to a woman’s tits amazing.

So take a moment to click on each pic above and let it get nice and big on your screen and then revel in the fact that here at SCORELAND, we put tits in your face all the time.

We know…you love us for it. It’s all in a day’s work!

xoxo

Maria