Jenna Valentine's pale tits are the stuff of cream dreams.
Maybe it’s because I am naturally tan, or maybe it’s because I live in Miami, the home of the bronzed, but I have a soft spot for busty pale girls. There is something very hot about ladies with milky white skin. I find them extra-attractive because their tits practically glow.
Nadia is another pale rider and she lives in Ireland.
This was one of Ashley's first photoshoots in the tropics, so she was pristine and pale.
Whenever I do a photo edit on a set featuring a busty pale rider, I am drawn to their tits like a moth to a flame. Is it my penchant for pink nipples? Perhaps. Or maybe it’s that pale tits really put a lady’s veins on display?
The first time I saw Jenna Valentine’s boobs in these photos from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, I was mesmerized at how creamy her skin looked. While all the other ladies on this trip were tan and sun-kissed, Jenna was extra-pale and I found that exciting. Her skin looks pristine. She has a smattering of freckles that make her look very cute.
What about Nadia, one of our busty babes from Ireland? She might not get a lot of sun in her hometown, but her white tits are sure to get a lot of offers for suckling.
And Ashley Sage, like Jenna above, showed up in the Bahamas with pearly tatas, too. However, after a week of shooting in the sun, her tits went pink and then went bronze. If you ask me, they look better when they’re pale. Just take a look at her veins in this photo. Delicious!
My newest favorite pale rider is none other than Siri. She had such wonderful skin and it accentuated her shy nipples. When they popped out of their inverted state, they looked even pinker against her white flesh.
Who are your favorite busty babes with creamy skin? Or do you prefer tan tatas?
Let me know!
xoxox Maria
Siri's milky tits really accentuate her pink, inverted nipples.
Krystal's pussy is going to riot if it doesn't get some cock soon. Of course, it does, because Krystal's demands are always satisfied.
When I first found out about what I thought were the Pussy Riots going on in Russia, I got very excited. I don’t think I had an exact vision of what I was imagining, but in my mind, somewhere in Russia, there were a lot of exposed pussies and they were going wild or maybe a bunch of women were gathering in Red Square and protesting something or other by showing off their pussies. Which, I think, could be a very effective means of protest. Let’s face it: men’s minds go crazy when they see pussy, their little heads take over their big heads and they start doing things they wouldn’t otherwise do if not for the presence of pussy. They’re vulnerable. They’ll do anything.
I was only slightly disappointed when I learned that it wasn’t Pussy Riots. It was Pussy Riot, and Pussy Riot is the name of a feminist punk-rock band in Russia that was thrown in jail for three years for speaking out (singing out, actually) against Russian President Vladimir Putin. I say that I was only slightly disappointed because although the Pussy Riots I had imagined weren’t taking place, I still was able to take a lot of Beavis & Butt-head-type pleasure from seeing stodgy old newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post and even The Times of London, England forced to use the phrase “Pussy Riot” in their headlines and articles. Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth sitting down for her afternoon tea and seeing headlines like “Pussy Riot Outrage” and “Putin Offers Hope For Pussy…Riot Trial.” (Ellipsis mine).
Of course, at times like these, I can get a little greedy. Things I wish the band had been called instead:
1. Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits
2. Shaved Cunt
3. Tit-Fucked Sluts.
So, for example: “Russia’s human rights ombudsman on Thursday called the prison sentences handed down to three women from punk band Shaved Cunt ‘excessive’ and warned that the case was igniting dangerous tensions within society.”
Or: “Guilty Verdict in Trial of Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits.”
Anyway, to get to my point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a Pussy Riot (and a big-tits riot) going on all the time at SCORELAND. This weekend, for example, Sabrina Linn tries to quell her own, personal Pussy Riot (a riot caused by the fact that her pussy hadn’t had any cock in a day or two) by getting fucked by two hung studs. Then, in homage to Vladmir Putin, she has the two guys Put their cocks In her asshole. The Pussy Riot continues on Saturday with Krystal Swift’s pussy and tits. Then, on Sunday, some lucky guy’s cock gets to experience Krystal’s Pussy Riot first hand. Krsytal’s pussy does not protest, and it ends up getting thoroughly fucked and satisfied.
And isn’t that how it should be? There would be no Pussy Riots or any unrest in the world if everybody would just calm down and fuck. Or spend their weekends at SCORELAND. I guarantee, your cock won’t protest.
I’ve never believed that women are the weaker sex. I think that’s bunk.
Women are not the weaker sex. Guys are the weaker sex.
The average woman may not have the same muscular strength as the average man, but when it comes to sexual stamina and orgasmic abilities, a woman’s capacity and power is much greater than a man’s.
The average guy is good for one or two explosions a day, but a woman?
Multi-orgasmic powers, my friends.
Which brings me to today’s new SCORELAND scene starring real MILF Sabrina Linn.
I call Sabrina a “real” MILF compared to all the fake MILFs. Mature, veteran porn stars just called MILFs by many porn companies for marketing reasons.
This time, Sabrina is matched up with two of the most-hung pistoleros at SCORE, and she gives our surrogates a workout that leaves them exhausted.
The Sabrina Linn workout. It covers face-fucking, ball-sucking, pussy pumping in numerous positions and butthole surfing, one man per side.
Truly jaw-dropping.
It’s rock-em, sock-em time.
“It’s fun to be such a sweet MILF and fuck young, well-hung, hard-bodied studs and then get to be so naughty and be good at being baddd,” Tweets Sabrina.
Well, since then, I have been collecting my favorite in your face shots.
I want to state here that there is nothing better than tits in your face. I mean, you can try and come up with something better. I will give you a moment to digest what I just said.
Sure, some of you are going to say pussy. Okay, sure, pussy is awesome and having one in your face might be great, but if some random woman came up to you and put her pussy in your face, it wouldn’t be that awesome. It might not be the kind of pussy you like. It might be a furry pussy when you prefer your box bald. There are a lot of factors that make pussy, random pussy, in your face not as palatable as tits. Now, if a random, stacked woman walked up to you on the street and said, “Hey! How are you doing, cowboy?” and then she proceeded to whip her jugs out and put them in your face…well, I don’t care what kind of tits you like, in that moment those tits in your face would be the best thing ever.
There is no way that tits in your face would ever be un-awesome. It just doesn’t compute. Plus, if you ask me, these tits in your face showcase the fine details of these hotties’ tits that make each of them unique like snowflakes. In the tits in your face shots, you get to see the veins, the outline of the areolae, the way a nipple puckers up when it’s hard. All of those details are what make being that close to a woman’s tits amazing.
So take a moment to click on each pic above and let it get nice and big on your screen and then revel in the fact that here at SCORELAND, we put tits in your face all the time.
We know…you love us for it. It’s all in a day’s work!
If you're going to jack off in the library, let's hope there's a busty librarian like Alena Snow to jack off to.
I was just going through the comments that members post on SCORELAND when I came across this from a member: “I’m sitting in a library using the Internet and I’m trying to jack off without getting noticed.”
Whoa, buddy! Jacking off in a public library…not a good idea.
Jacking off in your car (or car-jacking)? I’ve heard of that.
Jacking in the stall of a public restroom? I’ve definitely heard of that.
And, according to UrbanDictionary.com, the definition of pocket pool: “To indiscreetly play with your balls and catch a quick jack. Example: While sitting in ms.davis’s class and everybody is staring and she is like, hey what are you doing, and i am like look bitch i am itching my ball for gods sake, would you like to help me out….go to the office, but …..mmmm can i wash my hands first…”
But jacking off in the library? Listen, I’m not even going to ask if that’s legal. I’m sure it isn’t. I hope he was at least playing pocket pool and hadn’t actually whipped it out.
And, please, guys: If you’re going to jack off in your local library, please make sure SCORELAND or any of our other websites are not on the screen when you get caught and banned from the library for life. Or arrested. And don’t jizz on the books!
Anyway, my point is…where was the most unusual place you’ve ever jacked off?
Personally, I highly recommend restricting your J.O. activities to the privacy of your home, private office or a sealed bathroom stall. But, you know, sometimes the feeling hits and you just have to reach down for a feel. Play a round of pocket pool.
I think that most girls don’t like to wear eyeglasses, especially when they’re young and in school. Maybe they feel that glasses make them look less pretty, and even unattractive, which is an old stereotype, at least in America. It’s another reason for someone to pick on them. So they’ll wear contact lenses more than they don a pair of glasses.
The myths of eyeglass stereotyping state that someone wearing eyeglasses is considered more intellectual, because they read a lot, and they’re less physical and weak. Report card A-listers, geeks, wallflowers and classroom brainiacs are supposed to wear glasses; cheerleaders, bikini show contestants, sorority presidents and volleyball players don’t.
When it comes to guys, Clark Kent wears glasses; Superman does not. But if someone kicked sand in your face at the beach, eyeglasses would protect you.
Glasses have become more fashionable over the years with high-level designers getting in on the act and that’s raised the status, and the prices, of the lowly eyeglass in the eyes of women.
I actually like seeing SCORE or Voluptuous Girls wearing glasses. I think they can look sexy in them and glasses can add a cuteness and a real-life feel. In our pictorials, starting off wearing glasses and then getting naked is also a kind of transition from good girl to naughty party girl. Once the glasses come off, so do the clothes.
Most of our shoots with glasses tend to use the student or teacher theme. Sometimes, it’s an office set.
But I think glasses can start off a pictorial that uses any theme. There’s one opening shot of Janet Jade wearing safety glasses in a work shop pictorial and video, and I think that Janet, who’s an eyeful anyway, looked good in them.
What do you think about models wearing glasses in their photos?
The first two volumes of The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever were huge sellers. Gigantic sellers. Among our best-selling DVDs and videos ever. Movies that passed the test of time.
So, when something is so popular, what do you do? You rush out a third volume, right? Well, in this case, wrong. Vol. 2 was released in 1996. That’s right, 1996. And, in all honesty, I never thought we’d see Vol. 3. But, now, finally, it’s here.
The Greatest Big-Bust DVD Ever, Vol. 3, truly reflects how much things have changed since 1996. For one, notice the name: “DVD” not “Video.” Second, the first two editions were packed with mega-slim ‘n’ stacked babes from the 1990s. This one is all-natural. That’s right. Not a drop of silicone to be found.
Of course, the lineup is spectacular. Take a deep breath: Hitomi, Karina Hart, Siri, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Elaina Gregory, Sophie Mae, Kali West, Jenna Valentine, Gya Roberts, Maggie Green, Michelle Bond, Eden Mor, Cherry Brady, Melissa Manning…okay, I’m going to stop listing them all. I’m just going to give you the numbers:
48 girls. Four discs. 14 hours.
$49.95 at eBoobStore.com. Don’t wait for Vol. 4. At this rate, it won’t be released until 2026.
This is Cassitty. She can be seen in Voluptuous Xtra #7 and Black & Stacked Xtra #3, but she's obviously capable of taking care of herself when there's no guy around. I propose that she is one of the best self-suckers ever. Maybe THE best.
