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August 4, 2012 by Dave

This.

I’ll leave it to you to figure out what “this” is.

Gya Roberts at SCORELAND.

Boob Bloopers 6: Invasion of the bloopers

August 3, 2012 by Elliot James

The candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers returns, selected from SCORE‘s hooter haul of tittillicious tatas, magnificent mounds, naughty norks, boobalicious bristols, bouncing bumpers and jumping jubblies. SCORE Girls do the funniest things.

Sophie is always ready to lend a hand.

Give Terry a pair of big balls and she's happy.

Maxi Mounds is always in search of new experiences.

Kaylee O'Toole enjoys good sax.

Merilyn needs her coffee first thing in the AM.

Janet Jade gets an approval.

The mighty ass of Felicia Clover…over and over!

August 2, 2012 by Maria

Felicia Clover is all curves.

Ah, Felicia Clover…

Remember when we introduced you to this curvy kitten a week ago? Remember when we told you that she is hot and has a great ass?

Well, if you don’t, let me remind you.

Felicia is from Las Vegas and has a great 34F rack.

But what I really want to talk about is her ass.

Oh, man does this chick have an ass on her.

As the editor of V-mag, I endorse her tits like nobody’s business.

But as the editor of BootyLicious…her ass is like a cushioned slice of heaven.

You don’t normally find white chicks with booties like this. Felicia is like a unicorn.

But don’t take my word for it. Check out this video and believe it for yourself.

Felicia is built like an hourglass and you’ll want to have a lot of time on your hands.

You’re welcome!
xoxox

Maria

The Ass Cream Dream of Goldie Ray

August 1, 2012 by Elliot James

Goldie Ray with her perky pointers is one of the most electric girls to pass through these hallowed halls of hooters. Passion and lust just flow and gush out of her like a river through a busted dam. Goldie’s face lights up with glee in the SCORE studio.

Goldie is one of the more vocal babes to visit us, and that’s a great thing in my book. A girl who talks dirty and raises a ruckus really just adds so much to a sexin’.

And Goldie raises a major ruckus any time a man is in her general vicinity. I love it and the words that pour out of her mouth.

We’re not worried about the volume. A crabby old neighbor doesn’t live next to us, and, hopefully, not next to you, either, when you play this new video.

Goldie does something in her new scene at SCORELAND that you don’t see often. Most women don’t do it.

She gets an anal cream pie. Goldie gets Al’s load launched right into her butthole while he’s doing her in doggie.

I’m sorry to give away the ending. At least it’s a happy ending.

You know what? I thought Goldie could have gone another round right then and there. She looked ready to go again.

As for Al, I think he was carried out on a stretcher.

Goldie’s a wildcat and one of the wildest I’ve ever seen at SCORELAND.

More power to her.

The HH cups of Melissa Reed

July 31, 2012 by Elliot James

How did Melissa Reed find out about SCORE?

A SCORE Man takes the credit.

“A friend of mine recommended you,” Melissa said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.”

Melissa is one of the next generation of models that goes straight to pole dancing in the blink of an eye.

It’s not for every new model, of course, and it will never be for everyone, but for the adventurous types like Melissa, Sadie Blooms, Chantal Raye, Goldie Ray and other recent newcomers, the fit is right and tight.

Planning the V-mag Awards issue…oh, yeah!

July 30, 2012 by Maria

The time for the V-mag annual awards issue is here and I am excited. As the editor of V-mag, it is my favorite issue to do because it is, as they say, the whole enchilada. There is a bit of everything and a lot of everything that is good.

There are newcomers to consider and the list of ladies is pretty great. Newbie Roxanne Miller is looking like a strong contender. So is Siri. Everyone’s favorite Latina newcomer is Nancy Navarro, it seems.

The plumpers are always fun because I like women with big tits, and these ladies are packing a lot of punch. Some of the frontrunners who stick out in my mind are Dors Feline, Angel DeLuca and Marilyn White.

There’s the XXX of the Year category, and so many people are talking about Maserati and Sabina Leigh as the ladies to beat.

There are a few subcategories to consider like Ass of the Year and Pussy of the Year, and that always makes voting more fun.

But if you ask me, the hardest category for voting this year is going to be Model of the Year. This year it is going to be fucking hard to choose a winner. I am putting that out there now so when you guys get the urge to send me emails asking why I have made it so hard to choose a favorite, I can say, “I TOLD YOU SO!”

I mean, just looking through the photos has me wondering how this contest is going to be won. It is going to go down to the wire. The winner will win by just a few votes, that is how close it is going to be. Let’s just put it this way: Hitomi vs. Karina Hart? Leanne Crow vs. Renee Ross? Elaina Gregory vs. Jenna Valentine? And that’s just HALF of the lineup. It’s going to be a hell of a contest.

You guys will be seeing the issue around November but know that it is already in the works and that the voting is going to be close this year, so make sure you get your issues early and vote right away so you don’t miss out on the fierce competition.

It’s exciting!

xoxox

Maria

The things big-boob mag editors talk about: Who’s the best newcomer of 2012 so far?

July 29, 2012 by Dave

2012 Newcomer of the Year? Looks to me like we've got a winner. But am I the only one who's thinking that way?

I know it’s not even August, but the way the publishing calendar works, issues of monthly magazines are worked on months in advance of their actual on-sale date. So, we’re beginning to compile the list of finalists for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year (a SCORE year consists of the 13 issues from January to Holiday), and I was surprised by something Elliot James said to me the other day.

From where I’m sitting, I don’t see any way that Hitomi (who debuted in the January ’12 issue) doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year.

But wouldn’t you know it, Elliot completely disagrees with me. He thinks Siri is going to win Newcomer of the Year.

And Steve, the art director of SCORE, thinks it’s going to be very close between Hitomi and Siri (but Hitomi will probably win).

All of this surprises me not only because I thought Hitomi was a shoo-in (she was voted the 10th-greatest SCORE Girl of all-time in the recent “20 for 20” contest) but because I kind of thought Melissa Manning would run second in the voting.

Of course, for now, this is just a subject for lunchtime discussion. The first vote won’t be cast until next December. But am I missing something here? Is Hitomi a shoo-in for Newcomer of the Year? Or am I in for a big December surprise?

SCORE babes talk about dancing

July 28, 2012 by Elliot James

I don’t know how the Internet has affected the strip club scene as far as attendance numbers, but the clubs still seem to be going strong according to the people I know in that business. There are much less feature dancers these days in North America, especially in the big-bust league, and many more house dancers.

I don’t go to titty bars like I used to because most of the clubs in Florida  tend to hire skinny dancers with small chests, and that’s never been my speed. Back in the 1990s, I managed to see most of the big-bust superstar dancers, like Alyssa Alps, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, Minka, Traci Topps and a lot of other big names, in clubs like Flashdancers and Boobie Bungalow.

There are still tons of clubs in South Florida, and friends I know who work in the club business in the mid-west tell me that there are still lots of clubs in Wisconsin, Indiana, Michigan and other Mid-Western states. (The clubs and bars are more casual there than the expensive gentlemen’s clubs in large urban areas.)

Which leads me to quoting several SCORE Girls about their dancing days.

Gee, she's an angel.

Angel Gee: “I used to dance in a no-contact club, but if I liked somebody and they liked me and I was comfortable enough, I could inch my way a little bit closer, put my boobs up in their face and whatever.  And of course they’d say, ‘Can I touch?’ and I’d be like, ‘Hmmmm, maybe!’ I absolutely loved dancing, and it wasn’t even about the money, which is a sad thing ’cause I’m not your average stripper. I love my body. I’m comfortable in my skin, and I love to have guys wanting me. It’s a big turn-on to be the center of attention and all eyes are on me and it’s my show.”

 

A faceful of Colt 45.

Colt 45: “I’m not much of a dancer. I’m more of an entertainer. I don’t put on a big, glamorous show. I do more of a personal show, an audience participation kind of thing. I always ask the guys, ‘Do you want me to paint myself or do you want my boobs around your face?’ I’ll hang with guys and drink every chance I can get. I’ve never been one to stay in the dressing room and stare in a mirror like some girls. I’m more down-to-Earth, and I like to hang out with people. That always surprises people, that I’m down-to-Earth.”

Morgan danced in UK clubs for a few years.

Morgan Leigh: “American clubs have been around longer so they’re set up better. The clubs are usually bigger over here in the United States. And they’re more accepted. It’s more acceptable to go to a strip club or gentlemen’s club here than it is over in the UK. I’ll often be out with friends and we’ll decide to go to a gentlemen’s club. Guys in Britain are more budget-minded. They are more careful with what they do with their money. It’s still a fantasy thing, a relaxing thing, an enjoyable thing. I think most guys, wherever they are, get the same thrill out of it. In the clubs I danced in, in most of them I had to wear knickers. Of course, it didn’t matter because most of the men only cared about staring at my big boobs.”

Ohio sweetie Destiny.

Destiny Rose: “My club is off the highway so I get a lot of truck drivers who stop in for a bite to eat. On the weekends, it’s a younger crowd. It’s fun. I like dancing on the weekends. I like to squeeze my tits together and lick both my nipples at the same time. It feels good. I am sure that if I tried, I could probably stick both my nipples in my mouth at the same time and suck them and hold them there for a while. There is this one girl that I dance with at the club. She is busty and exotic looking and I love her. I swear that on any given night when I am not working, I will go into the club and I will give her half of my money just on getting lap dances alone! That’s the power of big boobies for you! I can’t resist!”

It's difficult to remove your face from Daylene.

Daylene Rio: “I can pretty much do full-on grind. I don’t have to be 20-feet away. They pop all the time. The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants. I’ve had it happen in 30 seconds.  When guys come into the club, they’re not looking for romance. They’re looking to have fun. Sometimes guys will recognize me from SCORE. I love when that happens.”

I long for the days when the big-boobed girls ruled the stages.

 

 

Dolly Delight, big tits in bikinis and summer: A homework assignment

July 27, 2012 by Dave

Girls like Dolly Delight in bikinis like this are one-in-a-million.

I’m usually not one to give homework assignments (I hated homework when I was in school. All I wanted to do at night was watch hockey). But, today, I’m going to give you a homework assignment. Yeah, I know, it’s summer and school is out, but I think you’ll like it. Here it is:

1. Take a look at this photo of Dolly Delight in a bikini. It’s from her photo set that went up yesterday at SCORELAND. The video went live today.

2. Memorize it.

3. This weekend, go to the beach. Or to the pool. Or to the park. Or wherever bikini babes in your area congregate.

4. Take a look around. Take a lot of looks around. Hang out for a few hours. Enjoy yourself. Relax. It’s summer. You deserve it.

5. But while you’re there, remember this photo of Dolly Delight.

I’m going to guarantee that you’re not going to see a single girl with a body that even comes close to Dolly’s, and I’m going to bet that no girl will be wearing a bikini like the one Dolly is kinda wearing here.

But your homework assignment isn’t yet complete:

1. If you do see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly, see if you can find a way to get her over to BeASCOREModel.com. Try not to be too forward (meaning don’t get arrested and don’t get punched by her deadbeat boyfriend). We pay finders’ fees! And don’t forget to report back on the Blog.

2. If you don’t see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly (which you probably won’t), well, just remember: Girls like Dolly in (and out of) bikinis like this are what make SCORELAND special.

Have a great summer weekend. And good luck.

 

Get your hands on the October ’12 SCORE and Voluptuous magazines

July 26, 2012 by Elliot James

Now in stores. Get yours.

Now at your favorite emporium of fine men’s publications: the October ’12 SCORE magazine.

That’s the lovely Shione Cooper as this month’s covergirl. She’s the kind of  bouncing Czech everyone likes.

And featuring:
Angel Gee
Camille Morgan
Elizabeth Starr
Goldie Ray
Jasmine Shiraz
Krissy Rose
Maggie Green
Melissa Mandlikova
Paola Rios

The new DVD at eBoobStore.com.

Plus a six-page DVD Preview of SCORE Threesomes starring:

Amber Bach
Brittany O’Neil
Carmen Hayes
Christy Marks
Eva Notty
Daylene Rio
Karen Fisher
Kelly Christiansen
Sara Jay
Sarah Satori

 

 

Now at your favorite mag shop.

Have you picked up your copy of the October ’12 Voluptuous?

Another winner with Janne Hollan as this issue’s covergirl. That’s two bouncing Czechs this month alone! I fear America is losing the International Boobs Race to this small but top-heavy nation. And they make great beer, too.

This edition features:
Goldie Ray
Lady Spyce
Laurella
Lexi Summers
Nancy Navarro
Natasha Dulce
Siri
Taylor Steele

You can also get your copy at eBoobStore.com, along with the highly coveted digital versions.