Janne Hollan will now demonstrate the proper way a busty young lady should shower.
That is, by letting our cameras tag along into the bathroom with her!
Just the first few minutes of Janne looking at her deep cleavage in the mirror knocked me back for a loop.
Then she unleashes her tits!
I love shower videos, and I like how Jose the videographer got close-up.
Dripping wet tits are so…wet.
Starts today at SCORELAND!
Rocket Girls #1 from October ’05 SCORE magazine.
Running from October ’05 to July ’07, Otis Sweat’s Rocket Girls series alternated every other month in SCORE magazine with Duncan Gutteridge’s revived Fantasy SCORE series.
A follow-up in some ways to Duncan’s World War II-inspired Bomber Girls series, Rocket Girls was Dave’s concept.
Otis was the perfect artist for Rocket Girls. He understands the appeal of the sci-fi and fantasy art that paperback and comic book publishers commissioned during the 1930s, ’40s, ’50s and ’60s and brought his own matchless style to the genre. He perfectly captured the warp-drive energy and point-of-impact power of these super-stacked, super-shapely space queens in their skin-tight suits.
I’ve always been a fan of sci-fi, fantasy and horror cover art and the masters of this kind of good-girl art such as Wally Wood, Alex Raymond and Al Williamson, so I enjoy the look and style of Rocket Girls. On TV, there was Wilma Deering played by Erin Gray on Buck Rogers, the several-dozen space hotties Captain Kirk was always hugging on Star Trek, the purple-wigged moon babes from the British series UFO and Marta Kristen from Lost In Space. In the movies, Caroline Munro in Star Crash. Princess Leia from Star Wars? Not shapely enough to fit the bill, in my opinion.
I would love to see Otis bring his artistic genius to the barbarian girls that artists Frank Frazetta and Boris Vallejo became famous for. Maybe one day.
Beer mugs and huge jugs.
Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?
When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.
See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.
Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.
“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”
When are ya coming to America, Gya?
And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.
Dallas Dixon, born July 14
Stephanie Stalls, born July 18
Colt 45, born July 18
Hitomi, born July 18
Claudia Kealoha, born July 20
Renee Ross's boobs are floatation devices.
Big, wet tits…
they just never get old.
Linsey is slippery and so, so stacked.
Who wouldn't want to hose Hitomi down?
I love when we do layouts in which the models are swimming and showering and there’s water cascading down their tits. It just makes me happy. It’s such good, clean fun.
Some of the greatest water shoots happen in pools. For me, there’s nothing like a giant set of tits bobbing and floating on the water. Like buoys of awesome. I also have a thing about tits in the outdoors, glistening in the sun. If I had my way, all beaches would be topless.
Some of my favorite big, wet tits?
Renee Ross’s pool set. Hitomi’s first V-mag set in the shower and Linsey showering outside.
I tell you, I’ve never wanted to be a rivulet of water so bad in my whole damn life.
What are some of your favorite big, wet tits photos?
Share them with me!
xoxox
Maria
Yes, Stephanie, your pussy and ass are going to be filled with cock at the same time.
Today, I’m going to talk to you about DP. You know, double penetration. Totally stuffed. A cock in her pussy and a cock in her ass at the same time. Double dicking.
If you haven’t noticed, there isn’t a lot of that at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com There’s some, but not much. Daphne Rosen gets DP’d in Boob Science (the scene is at SCOREVideos.com; the photos are at SCORELAND). Jasmine Black gets a cock in her ass and another in her pussy at the same time in Busty Riding Academy (this scene is at SCOREVideos.com). Holly Halston gets double-stuffed in My Wife, Your Meat (also at SCORELAND). And, off the top of my head, that’s it.
There’s a reason we’ve filmed so few DP scenes with SCORE Girls (although many of them were perfectly willing to enjoy a double-dicking if we had asked). Here at The SCORE Group, we’re boob focused, and when a girl is getting her pussy and ass drilled at the same time, it goes without saying that the focus is going to move away from her chest. Second, we’re well aware (because we’ve heard it so many times from so many members and readers) that a lot of you don’t want to see “too much guy.” Well, when the camera closes in for the hot stuff in a DP scene, there’s a LOT of guy. Hanging balls. Cocks. Man ass. All the stuff many of you have said you don’t want to see. In a DP scene, it’s unavoidable, which is why when we’ve filmed three-way anal scenes with two studs, the guys usually take turns on the girl’s ass rather than filling her pussy and ass at the same time.
I’m bringing this up because next week at SCORELAND, we’re going to present a rare DP scene, and it’s a good one because Stephanie Stalls will be the recipient. Yep, the short ‘n’ super-stacked house dancer from Kentucky is going to have her pussy and asshole filled with meat at the same time, and our cameras will be zooming in to capture all the details.
Are you looking forward to that?
Do you like DP scenes?
Would you like to see more of them?
Or do you think SCORELAND should be a no-DP zone?
Let us know because if you’re all-in on DP, then…well, you can finish this sentence yourself.
You're got questions? We've got Scorecard.
With the addition of the comment boards in SCORELAND and on the Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Texting, Twitter, Facebook and all the rest. Everything is in short bursts.
Before the miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.
How did the first issue get letters? Before launching SCORE, a questionnaire was mailed out to guys who bought big-boob magazines, and those responses made up the first “Scorecard.” After the first issue hit, the mail started to arrive.
The “Voluptuous Letters” began in the Fall ’94 edition of V-mag and was renamed V-Mail in the June ’95 issue. We’ve always encouraged everyone to mail in their comments and tell us who and what they wanted to see. Since the beginning, we have only published the letter writers’ initials, never their full name. The major change we’ve seen over the years is the drop in the traditional stamped letter in favor of emails.
The web version of “Scorecard” was added to SCORELAND in September 2000, although there was an earlier version. Since then, it has been posted every week on Friday, averaging five letters a week. Tomorrow will be “Scorecard” Volume 616. Multiply that by five letters per volume and I’ve run out of counting fingers.
“Scorecard” letters can be informative, quirky, supportive, argumentative, funny, insulting or mindboggling, but one thing is certain: The letters, and the guys (and sometimes girls) who write them, are never boring. Sometimes the models themselves have written in.
Here are six memorable letters.
“Scorecard” #1, Letter 2
No Naked Men!
I think your magazines would be much better if you could stop showing models with shaved pussies and naked men. No shaved girls and no cocks please! Especially naked men is a bore. SCORE is a men’s magazine, not a gay mag! On the other hand, SCORE has showed a lot of attractive girls during the years. I have been buying your magazine since 1996, and I think the publication is great apart from the naked men. If you could concentrate the magazine on the girls, the result would be superb.–Ult S., Uppsala, Sweden
“Scorecard” #44, Letter 1
A.G.E.N.T Of Anus
Zuzanna’s anus is fabulous. Nice dildo insertion picture, too. Why no hardcore stuff? We know she’s a great hardcore performer. SCORE Xtra: Julia Miles and Chloe. Look at those delightful toes! Nice photos of Chloe’s anus and Julia’s finger in Chloe’s vagina. I liked the close-up of Chloe’s anus. Why no close-up shots of Julia’s anus? Nice close-ups of Zuzie Boobies’ anus and vaginal butterfly, though. Corina Curves with a penis almost completely in her mouth is a beautiful sight. Thanks for the close-ups of her magnificent anus. Sally’s toes, anus and nipples were all great. Christine’s anus was another highlight. Ava: Encore with bare feet! Tania Angel reminds me of Tiny Nicky Tease, and that’s a good thing.-A.L., Los Angeles, California
“Scorecard” #102, Letter 4
Pinch Them For Us
As a woman who views your site regularly, I just wanted to write in and say I love your site! Nothing turns me on more than to look at your pictures and videos of women pinching their nipples. I will admit that I pinch mine while looking at them. I love Autumn-Jade and Desirae. But I would have to say my favorite video clip is Melissa Carey. Watching a man pinch her nipples was a real turn on for me. I pinched my nipples just as he did hers while watching the clip over and over and nearly came. By the time I had started touching my clit, I was so wet and excited I came so quickly! Keep up with the pictures and videos of nipple pinching and twisting. Those are such a turn on!–Signed, Just Me
“Scorecard” #115, Letter 4
XXX
You know what? If I was a SCORE supervisor, this would go like this: If models don’t want to do any XXX videos, then I would tell them, get the fuck out of SCORE Group. It’s just like if a football player would tell his coach, I will only run on the left side of the field, you imagine that? Many of these busty models came out of nowhere. Before they came to SCORE, they were nothing. Now that they are famous models and they have $$$, they think they can choose to not shoot XXX. The fact is, they are in their right to make this decision, but SCORE is also in their right to tell them: “Well, if you don’t want to do XXX, then find yourself another magazine or model agency.” See then what they will do. I guarantee you they will change their minds in one hour, bunch of arrogant, materialistic girls. That’s one of the reasons everybody loves Autumn-Jade so much, because she is so enthusiastic and always willing to perform every challenge of her modeling life. No wonder she is one of the most adorable models SCORE has! God bless her. The rest who don’t want to make XXX, fuck them! I’m sorry, maybe I am a little upset, but these kinds of things make me think how when you are in the bottom of the life lane, you’ll do anything, but when you think you got it made, you start bullshitting around and even rejecting what your bosses propose. If I was a SCORE Group manager, I would kick them the fuck out, let them get a job in some supermarket as a cashier. You’ll see how fast they’ll be calling you again and telling you, “Yes, I will do that XXX.”–Sincerely, G.
“Scorecard” #119, Letter 2
Stop The Jacking!!
I have some negative feedback concerning two increasing trends I see. I know The SCORE Group listens to their readers, which is why I would even bother to speak up. First of all, please, I implore you to stop with the constant masturbating references! “Jack”… “get to jacking”… “break out the Bounty”… “21CC salute,” etc. In the name of all that is good, I beg you to stop! You guys have a jack fetish or something. It seems like every cover, every pictorial instructs us to “get jacking!” Enough already! It weirds me out and somehow seems kind of gay that guys are imploring me as to when and how to “jack.” There is something deeply disturbing about your constant reminders. Stop it now! I think we all know what to do if we so choose. I cannot believe I am the only one to feel this way. Please put the issue up to a vote. Another issue is the increasing use of toys with the babes. It seems to be the required thing lately that each photo set includes the girl jamming a piece of plastic to the hilt. A while back, another guy made mention of this, and I totally agree. It might work on video, but something is lost on a still image. I just don’t get it. Guys get off on this? A piece of inanimate plastic? I think many a great photo is ruined by this dildo trend. To me, it’s neither hot nor sexy. My vote…lose it!–Bruce, New York
“Scorecard” #131 Letter 3
Stop The “Stop The Jacking” Comments
Bruce wrote to Scorecard (“Stop The Jacking!” #119) complaining that you guys use too many references about “Jacking.” Please let me respond to him by saying SHUT UP! I don’t care who tells me when/where/how or why to jerk off. If I see a hot lady in SCORE, I don’t need suggestions, but I don’t mind ’em either! He also complained about you showing too many dildo shots. Again: SHUT UP! I am always ready to see a big-titted gal put something up her pussy, whether it be flesh, plastic or a cucumber! I suggest that if Brucie objects to SCORE‘s contents that he go back to Cosmo!–John
Questions? Comments?
Write scorecard@scoregroup.com
Siri, why are you so hot?
The wonderfulness of Siri is back starting today at SCORELAND. Today’s pictorial is a warm-up for her hot and horny hardcore scene Thursday and Friday.
Siri calls herself a nerd. “I am a techy geek. I am a computer nerd. Oh, and I knit, too. I love Harry Potter, too,” Siri told Maria.
If so, Siri’s the hottest nerd I’ve ever seen, and that puts a new spin on the big-bang theory and the recent scientific discovery, the Biggs Bosom. I mean the “Higgs boson,” the newly discovered “God Particle” that may be the source of everything in the universe, including big tits.
More nerds like Siri are always welcome. But trust us, they are difficult to find.
Here’s a sneak peek.
Harmony Bliss gives a lucky stud a few pointers.
I’ve touched on this subject before, but I’ve never really gone into it in-depth the way I’m about to. The main reason I’m bringing it up is because I just finished writing the copy for tomorrow’s SCORELAND2 posting of Harmony Bliss, in which the tall, blonde, sexy, pointy titted, first runner-up for 2001 SCORE Newcomer of the Year sucks and fucks in a scene that starts with Harmony sunning herself by a pool before moving inside. It’s one of my favorite scenes. I love how Harmony’s pointers point straight down while she’s getting fucked doggie-style, and her shaved pussy always looks great around a cock. Harmony’s pussy is so shaved, you’d think it was bald.
Shaved=Hair used to be there. It was shaved off. If it’s not shaved or waxed again, it’ll grow back.
Bald=Hair either was never there or will never be there again. No shaving will be required to keep it hairless.
Harmony’s pussy looks bald.
Anyway, I’m getting away from my point, which is this: Harmony is one of the girls who I least expected to go hardcore and surprised me the most when she did. After all, in 2001, when she debuted, she said, “I like seeing the girls get all dolled up for the photo shoot, in fancy outfits, sexy lingerie, like the pin-up girls of old used to do. I don’t even like all of the XXX hardcore. I like the glamor stuff more. I don’t need to see cum shots and I’m not a huge fan of those close-up shots. I like to see the whole model, all of her body and her curves.”
Well, we’ve seen all of her and more. In the scene that goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND2, we get to see cum all over her body and her curves.
So, who else is on the list of models who I least expected to see do porn and was most surprised when they did do it?
I guess Brandy Talore comes to mind, but she went hardcore only a year after her modeling debut, so I didn’t have enough time to expect her to do or not do anything. Harmony waited more than six years.
I’m surprised that Valory Irene ever touched a cock on-camera, but she waited less than a year, and she still hasn’t gone all the way.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie really made us wait. Over five years, in fact. I remember when John Fox told me that LDM had finally decided to do hardcore and that the videotape was on its way from our studio in London, England to Miami. I didn’t believe it until I saw it.
Autumn-Jade surprised me a little. Dawn Stone surprised me a lot.
Kaytee Carter…she surprised me. She did it once. I’d be shocked if she ever did it again, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
Harmony Bliss…she has done a lot of scenes…and every time I see her in action, I can’t believe what I’m watching. She just might be No. 1 on my list of, “I Never Thought She’d Go All The Way And I Still Can’t Believe She Did.”
Which SCORE or V-Girls are on your list?
I’m not the type to watch a video, enjoy it a lot and then move on and totally forget it.
I have my favorite go-to videos.
It doesn’t matter when they were made or if the girl is still strutting her sweet stuff, is retired, has real boobs or has really big boobs.
I think a lot of guys are the same. At least that’s what I’ve read.
So here are a few of my favorite SCORE videos. If you’ve never seen these, check them out at SCORELAND or SCOREVideos.
If it’s also on DVD, the title will be in parenthesis.
Harmony Sweet (Big Tit Fuck Fest)
Harmony Sweet is a co-ed in need of counseling. She has sexual issues with her boyfriend. She goes to the college campus doctor who has a hypertensive personality and a fondness for ordering around busty blondes. The kind of doctor you often read about in the newspaper. Before long, Harmony is receiving his special kind of sexology training. Now she can leave his office confident in her new skills.
Kianna Dior (Hard SCORE 2)
One of my all-time favorite porn stars, Kianna Dior, did this scene in 2004. She’s still very active in porn and still looks the same. I love her Asian features, too, and her trim-and-stacked body. The raunch levels are off the meter as Kianna slobbers and drools a river over Rod Fontana’s horn and, in general, gets totally dirty-nasty, going all out like a hurricane of sex. And she’s still the same way today. Few play with cum or talk so dirty the way Kianna does.
Aspen (Big-Tit Rubdown)
Here’s one of my favorite V-mag models who made regular appearances and was really into it. This massage session and table-top topping by the masseur was tailor-made for Aspen’s erotic personality because she likes “lots of foreplay. I like to be really worked up to the point of begging to get fucked. It just seems to be so much more intense the longer it takes. I love a strong, dominant man who takes charge and fucks me flat on my back.”
Co-eds and Asians and big tits on sex kittens.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Post-script:
Maria and I just read that today is National No Bra Day. We never heard of this but obviously it’s not sponsored by Playtex or Maidenform.
This news just came out of nowhere with no advance notice that Maria and I knew about. There is nothing about it in the mainstream media.
Speaking for myself, I love how a pair looks in a bra that hangs ’em high and makes rounded mounds.
I assume there are no parades being planned at this late date. I’ll check the 10 o’clock news tonight. If there was a parade, I hope it rained so their tops got nice and wet.
According to their official website, which was not operating when I checked it out, the organizers, who are probably male, announced:
“Ladies, free your breasts for 24 hours by removing those dreadful (but at times oh-so-helpful) bras. Our perkiness should not be hidden. It is time that the world see what we were blessed with. Your breasts might be colossal, adorable, miniature, full, jiggly, fancy, sensitive, glistening, bouncy, smooth, tender, still blossoming, rosy, plump, fun, silky, Jello-like, fierce, jolly, nice, naughty, cuddly… But the most used word to describe your breasts on July 9th should be FREE!
“Gentlemen, you can participate too! Your job will be to support us ladies by rocking something purple. It can be a purple tie, purple boxers, purple socks, the NNBD button or t-shirt.. If it is purple or with the NNBD logo, it supports us. (Your support means quite a lot to us…) If wearing a bra on this day is absolutely necessary, you can definitely show your support by wearing something purple.”
With this heat wave currently baking the streets, going braless and wearing something thin is probably not a bad idea.
By now, the fact that I stare at tits all day for a living should be a commonly known fact.
I know, I know…my job is sooo difficult.
But even after looking at tits after tits after tits all the live-long day, there are still days when I am taken aback and impressed by humongous breasts.
Because sometimes the sheer size and weight of of huge tits is completely impressive.
When that happens, when a SCORELAND babe has tits that are so big that I am forced to stop and sort of let out a low whistle that says, “Now THAT’S impressive…” I call those tits “whoppers.”
Not every SCORELAND babe has whoppers, and that is okay.
But when they do, it is okay and kind of sort of FUCKING AMAZING!
I mean, I have a large rack, but I definitely don’t have whoppers. Whoppers are the stuff of miracles.
So who are some of the ladies who have whoppers?
Well, for starters, German newcomer Emilia Boshe has an amazing set of whoppers. Hers are large and hang just so and are just the right amount of veiny.
Renee Ross also has a great set of whoppers. And not to brag or anything…okay, I am totally bragging…I have had her whoppers in my hands and man, oh, man did they weigh a lot.
I’ve been THISCLOSE to Minka’s whoppers. Don’t believe me? Here’s a pic to prove it. (And just so you know…Minka’s hand was totally on my ass in that pic. I swear it.)
I’ve even had a pair of whoppers on my head!
Yup, its true. When Cassidi Jai came to our studios, she put her HHH-tits on my head! (And yes, I have a video to prove that, too.)
But who has the biggest, most-impressive whoppers I’ve ever seen?
Miosotis, of course. In fact, Miosotis might actually mean “whoppers.”
Every time I see her tits, I am shocked and awed. It’s like in the line for big tits, she got an extra helping…maybe even two.
Her tits are so impressive that I find it hard to concentrate. They’re mesmerizing.
Will there ever be another whoppered one like Miosotis? I cannot say for sure…but I will say that I hope and wish for it every day.
I am pretty sure you do, too.
xoxox,
Maria
