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Cleavage: A magnetic valley for your eyes.

November 15, 2009 by Maria 76 Comments
As far as I am concerned, when a chick is showing cleavage she WANTS you to look at it. Big time.

As far as I am concerned, when a chick is showing cleavage she WANTS you to look at it. Big time.

I love being able to come to the blog and talk tits with you fine folks. It’s practically therapeutic to be able to have a forum to get things off my chest about, well, big chests! lol That’s why when  something happened to me a couple of days ago,  I found it worthy of mentioning here.

Okay, so let me set up the situation for you.

You have me, a big-boobed chick, out to lunch with a buddy of mine on Friday. Friday lunches are usually a crowded affair at most of the restaurants surrounding The SCORE Group headquarters here in Miami because most people go out to eat in droves (Maybe because it’s so close to the weekend?). So, my buddy Mario (Hi Mario!) and I are waiting to be seated at a local Colombian restaurant to have some soup since it is currently a bit chilly in Miami. (Yes, my name is Maria and I hang out with a guy named Mario. And yes, chilly to us is 71 degrees. lol)

While we are waiting by the door of this crowded soup place, I notice this chick who is sitting at a table directly ahead of us. She is immersed in a deep convo with her lunch date and doesn’t even glance in our direction. Normally I would have glanced at her and kept going but here is where it gets sticky.

First of all, this chick had MONDO tits. Like HUMONGOUS ones. Second of all, she was wearing this low-cut sweater thing that showed off what I like to refer to as A VALLEY OF TIT CREASE. I’m talking about a fucking Grand Canyon of cleave, dude.

Now when I see cleavage like that, and like that I mean cleavage so deep I want to put my hands into it for warmth, I cannot help but stare. It’s like a fucking magnet for my eyes! I can’t stop looking. I mean, I am stuck in ogle-mode. Seriously.

So I look over at Mario to say, “Hey dude, look at that cleave crack at 12 o’clock,” and I realize that he is also fixated on the funbags ahead. (This is probably why we are friends. We both love big boobs. lol) So, now both Mario and I are staring, no scratch that, we are engraving into our memories each inch of this oblivious babe’s biggums when she looks up and catches us staring at her bosoms.

Now Mario, because he is a guy and is programmed to look away at such moments, plays dumb and acts like he is looking at the wall four feet above her head. But not me. I don’t have that AVOID THE RACK-FRONTATION radar, apparently, and I just keep looking at her tits. So she coughs. Loudly. Irritatedly. But being the oblivious caught-in-her-headlights boob fiend that I am, I don’t notice. I just keep on keepin’ on and I even might have mouthed the word, WOW, while doing so.

That’s when two things happened.

1) Mario elbowed me and whispered, “Stop staring, stupid.”

2) She grabbed her napkin and covered her tits up and sort of snapped me out of my boobnotized state. (That’s when you are hypnotized by the titties, just FYI.)

Shortly after that awkward moment passed, our host sat us and when we walked by she distinctly whispered the words, “Fucking perverts.” Well, whispered is the wrong word. HISSED is more like it.

Now, here is what I have come to vent about on the blog, because, well, I can! lol

WHY AM I THE FUCKING PERVERT WHEN SHE WAS THE ONE WEARING HER CHESTICLES OUT AND ABOUT?!? IT’S NOT MY FAULT SHE WAS FLYING THE TIT FLAG OUT THERE ALL PROUD AND I HAD TO SALUTE IT WITH MY EYEBALLS, IS IT?

I mean, seriously…I have big boobs and when I wear them out like that, like a fucking Macy’s window display, I expect people to stop and stare. Fuck, I expect them to point and maybe even applaud. lol

What I am saying is, what the fuck did she think all that tit crease was gonna do? Repel my peepers?

Has this happened to you guys before? If so, I think we need to start some sort of petition to have a law passed or something because as far as I am concerned, if you’re showin’ off your pair, prepare for the stares.

That’s my rule and I’m stickin’ to it.

Thoughts?

your fucking perverted friend,

Maria

😛

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What’s playing on Saturday Night at SCORE Theater?

November 14, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Angel Gee polishes the ol' helmet in Army Wife.

Angel Gee polishes the ol' helmet in Army Wife.

Angel Gee is ready and ripe to give her soldier boy a nice homecoming gift with her massive, pierced, 36F tits, wet, sexy pussy and worshipful lips in the fresh SCORELAND video “Army Wife,” showing today. Every military man should have one of these angels at home or be assigned one. “Have sex, not wars,” Angel says. “But I have to admit there’s something about a man in uniform that makes me want to jump on his cock.” The pictorial of this video is in the November ’09 edition of SCORE, now posted on SCORELAND. Angel’s sexual talents are off the charts. She’s a screamer, as you’ll find out when you see the video. Angel really earned her wings.

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“Hey, Daphne, go fuck yourself!”

November 13, 2009 by Dave 7 Comments

That’s what I said to Daphne Rosen, but she didn’t take offense. Instead, she went ahead and did it.

In the new movie Boob Science, available at eBoobStore.com, two geeky guys who can’t get girls use their scientific knowledge to turn a busty doll into a living doll: Daphne Rosen. Hey, whoever said geeks don’t have good taste in women? Daphne proceeds to help the geeks get the girls, and the girls are super hot and super busty: They’re newcomers Eva Notty (In her first XXX DVD.), Contessa Rose (In her first XXX DVD.), Angel Gee (Yes, in her first XXX DVD.), Aileen Ghettman (Should I mention that it’s her first XXX DVD?) and Maggie Green, who gets strap-on fucked by Daphne in her first-ever on-screen lezzie scene. It’s fun stuff, and in the last scene, Angel and Daphne doubleteam the guys, and Daphne gets double-stuffed with cock.

Anyway, back to the doll, the fake one and the real one. During the long hours of filming, Daphne grew very attached to the mini version of herself, so much so that when…well, I’ll let you see for yourself.

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Tit science from the SCORE lab

November 13, 2009 by Elliot James 4 Comments
The areolae are more sensitive than the nipple.

The areolae are more sensitive than the nipple.

The areolae are more sensitive than the nipples. The upper quadrant of the breast, between 10 and two o’clock, is the most sensitive part of the bull’s-eye.

It’s estimated that around 10% of women have inverted nipples.

Large breasts are no more sensitive to touch than small breasts.

Sammie Black can tug 'em all day.

Sammie Black can tug 'em all day.

Breasts swell by up to 25%-50% larger when a woman is aroused.

Droopy breasts can be the least sensitive. The nerves are stretched and compressed by the breasts’ weight.

Elena's a Russian we shot a few years back.

Elena's a Russian we shot a few years back.

The color of nipples usually corresponds to skin color.

Melanie, a "Busty Island Girl."

Melanie, a "Busty Island Girl."

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Big-boobed babes blog, too!

November 12, 2009 by Dave 19 Comments
Samantha 38G always has some pointers for Blog readers.

Samantha 38G always has some pointers for SCORELAND blog readers.

Renee Ross loves hanging out at the SCORELAND Blog.

Renee Ross loves hanging out at the SCORELAND Blog.

Veronica Vaughn always has one hand on her tits when she's commenting on the Blog.

Veronica Vaughn always has one hand on her tits when she's commenting on our blog.

Don’t mean to brag–although maybe I do–but it occurred to me that here at the SCORELAND Blog, we must have the bustiest bunch of bloggers and comment posters anywhere. I mean, just look at ’em! And I happen to know that when Samantha, Renee, Bailey, Angela, Veronica and Cherry are writing their blog comments, they’re doing so topless. I’m sure they’ll back me up on that statement, too.

You know, when we started the blog, we hoped this would happen–that it would become a place where busty babes hung out and chatted with boob lovers–but weren’t sure that it would. So thanks, ladies, and keep joining in on the conversation. You make the SCORELAND Blog a better and bustier place to be.–Dave

Does the SCORELAND Blog make you horny, Sienna?

Does the SCORELAND Blog make you horny, Sienna?

I have one comment for Cherry Brady: nice hangers!

I have one comment for Cherry Brady: nice hangers!

Angela White shows off her blogging uniform.

Angela White shows off her blogging uniform.

Anna Kay proves that new girls like to blog, too.

Anna Kay proves that new girls like to blog, too.

We thought we'd seen the last of Amber until she resurfaced on the Blog.

We thought we'd seen the last of Amber Brooks until she resurfaced on our blog.

Bailey Santanna squeezes in some time to comment on the Blog.

Bailey Santanna squeezes in some time to leave blog comments for fans.

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Pssst…check out the rack on this chick!

November 11, 2009 by Maria 37 Comments

And so it is that I return triumphantly to all of you, my boob brothers and sisters, with a pair of undulating orbs so fine that they will surely leave you speechless and sporting wood and engorged clits.

(I love the words WOOD and ENGORGED.)

Meet Jenna Valentine, a 5’3″, 23-year-old Valley Girl from California with FF-cup knockers so pale and pretty, you will love them instantly. Jenna is not only a personable and cute young lady, but she is also funny. Watch as she tells the tale of being attacked by a bidet in one of our bathrooms. It brings the LOLs, big time!

(And get a eyeful of her nipples, which seem a little inverted but are really just “shy,” according to Jenna.)

Jenna will be making a few more blog appearances, but for now, enjoy her bubbly personality and her retro look. If you love pale perkies, Jenna is your gal.

xoxo

Maria

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Guest blogging from Australia, it’s Angela White!

November 10, 2009 by Guest Blogger 17 Comments
Angela's natural monuments and one of Paris's national monuments.

Angela's natural monuments and one of Paris's national monuments.

G’day everyone. My name is Angela White and I am blogging for you from all the way Down Under (I’m talking about Australia!). Let me introduce myself in case you haven’t come across my photos amongst the hundreds of models in SCORELAND. I have been a model for The SCORE Group for seven years now (Can you believe it?). Voluptuous and SCORE magazine readers have watched me grow up from an 18-year-old high school student starring in my debut DVD A Day With Angela White to a 24-year-old university student about to finish my Bachelor of Arts degree (Only a few weeks till graduation!). In that time, I have traveled the world, studied in Paris, become a comedy television star in the Australia series Fat Pizza, danced on the Gold Coast and been cast by SCORE to fuck some of the most beautiful women in the world (What a life!).

Angie was the best-built person, place or thing in all of Paris!

Angie was the best-built person, place or thing in all of Paris!

In 2004, I had the luck to meet (And fuck!) Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson for the movies B.L.O.W. and Ultimate Cherry. I’m still in contact with the girls, who are even more beautiful and amazing in real life. And in 2007, I was lucky enough to be flown to the Bahamas along with the adorable Christy Marks, the lovely Lorna Morgan, the incredible Terry Nova and the outrageously sexy Gianna Rossi. What a time we had! What could be better than being able to play around with these girls on a private beach in Eleuthera? (The answer is nothing, clearly!)

So, I’ve definitely got some history with The SCORE Group. Oh, and there is that little fact that I won Voluptuous Model of the Year in 2007. It was only one of the most exciting moments of my life! So I’d like to use my first guest blog (Hopefully not the last.) to thank all of my fans for all of their support over these last seven years. Thank you for all your lovely emails and for voting for me as your favorite model of 2007. Having my curves celebrated has been a hugely positive experience for me after being continuously assaulted by images of mainstream’ beauty ideals. So thank you for all your encouragement, friendship and love!

Kisses,
Angie xox

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Pipe-cleaning technology marches on

November 9, 2009 by Elliot James 5 Comments

According to an article in Men’s Health, regular masturbation is good for a guy of any age. An Australian study claims men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Flushing the pipes regularly keeps semen healthy and prevents the build up of cancer-causing chemicals. “It’s a fundamental aspect of men’s health, right up there with brushing your teeth,” said Gloria Brame, Ph.D., a clinical sexologist in Athens, Georgia. “It relieves stress and keeps everything about your body—your heart rate, blood pressure, reproductive system, brain chemistry—in very good shape.”

That’s why SCORE endorses and sells the Silicone Male Masturbator made by California Exotic Novelties, the trusted name in batin’, in our eBoobStore.com.

Now here's a girl who can raise your sperm count.

Now here's a girl who can raise your sperm count.

We can’t send Cindy Cupps to a guy’s house to help him operate this modern marvel but he can watch her DVDs or look at her photos as brain nutrition.

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Have Faith

November 8, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments
November '09 SCORE kicks off with Faith

November '09 SCORE kicks off with Faith

Faith debuts this weekend on SCORELAND. Her beauty and stackitude guaranteed her the cover of the November ’09 edition of SCORE. Faith is one of the best-looking, best-built girls to come out of the UK in the past five years. Writes SCORELAND member D.S., “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey.” We’re also running a second set of Faith on Sunday as a bonus.

When Faith wants to pose again, our telephone lines are open and ready for her call! We’ll haul ass to England before you can say wanker. It’s been our second home for years. Land of warm beer and hot boobs.

Have Faith in the beauty of big boobs.

Have Faith in the beauty of big boobs.

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Man’s achievements: What goes around cums around

November 7, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Secrets of sexcess.

Secrets of sexcess.

At age 4…success is…not peeing in your pants.
At age 12…success is…having friends.
At age 16…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 20…success is…having sex.
At age 35…success is…having money.
At age 50…success is…having money.
At age 60…success is…having sex.
At age 70…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 75…success is…having friends.
At age 80…success is…not peeing in your pants.

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