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CONTESTS! CONTESTS! CONTESTS!

October 2, 2009 by Maria 4 Comments

Hi everyone! Just a friendly reminder that I have some cool FREE stuff for you to win, but you have to send an email and enter the contests!

Renee signed two DVDs just for the guys on the blog. Deadline to enter is this Saturday, October 3, 2009. So keep those emails comin'!

Renee signed two DVDs just for the guys on the blog. Deadline to enter is this Saturday, October 3, 2009. So keep those emails comin'!

1) You can win one copy of either Tits Tits Tits! or Sex In The Titties, both SIGNED BY RENEE ROSS! If you would like to enter to win one of these two signed DVDs, please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to blog@scoreland.com with the words RENEE ROSS DVD GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE! I will be choosing two winners at random and will send you your autographed DVDs lickety-split. The deadline for all entries is October 3, 2009.

2) There is a copy of the September 2009 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey Santanna on the cover) SIGNED BY

Bailey's signed V-Mag is up for grabs! Hurry and enter the contest and YOU could be the lucky fan who wins!

Bailey's signed V-Mag is up for grabs! Hurry and enter the contest and YOU could be the lucky fan who wins!

BAILEY that will go to one lucky SCORELANDER. If you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@scoreland.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B.. I will be choosing a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag ASAP! The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009.

I’ll contact winners via email. Thanks guys and hope you all enter!

xoxo,

Maria

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Every model has a story. Jayden’s is incredible!

October 1, 2009 by Dave 1 Comment

This is Jayden Prescott. As newcomers come, they don’t come any newer. She’s never modeled before, never stripped before, never done anything except toss out a few blow jobs and fuck her husband. Yeah, her husband. He’s a charter SCORE and Voluptuous reader, and if nailing a piece of ass like Jayden doesn’t fall under the category of living the dream, I don’t know what does. I’d tell you more about her, but everything’s in the video, including some stuff you just have to hear to believe. Jayden has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen, and when I saw her walking into the building, I thought, “Okay, I’ve gotta crash the studio today and get some blog video of this girl.” She reminds me a little of Kylee Nash. That’s a very good thing. Enjoy.

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Tat for tit

October 1, 2009 by Elliot James 18 Comments

Tattoos on tits. What’s your opinion? Love them? Loathe them? Or are you indifferent?

We don’t see that many SCORELAND girls getting their tits directly inked. At the least, it seems like nearly everyone has one of those bands around their upper arm or ankle. But you know how trends can be. Breast tats go back thousands of years. Egyptian and Polynesian women have a history of boob tatting.

Recent model Selexia Rae's tats extend from arm to breast.

Recent model Selexia Rae's tats extend from arm to breast.

Ariana has large winged angels right above but not on her tits.

Ariana has large winged angels right above but not on her tits.

Summer's bunny tat is small. Make-up can obscure it to a degree.

Summer's bunny tat is small. Make-up can obscure it to a degree.

Over the years, most of the mail about tattoos has been critical. I tried to find a pro-tat letter sent to SCORELAND but couldn’t. T.H. once wrote, “What’s up with all those fucking tattoos? I realize it’s a trendy thing to do all throughout all of society right now, and maybe a small, tastefully done tattoo can be attractive, but so many models have big, hideous-looking art on their bodies and it’s not a turn-on at all for me. So I’d like to request and suggest that you find models without all the ink, or maybe you can wipe out the tattoos with your computer programs or what a lot of people still refer to as airbrushing.” T.H. doesn’t mention video and the fact that the Internet reveals all.

Me, I can live with ink but not on the breasts. I’m a pure skin man.

With her taste on the Goth side, Lilith got a bat on her shoulder and an ankh on her boob.

With her taste on the Goth side, Lilith got a bat on her shoulder and an ankh on her boob.

No ink on Dawn Stone's breasts but plenty on her back.

No ink on Dawn Stone's breasts but plenty on her back.

Julia Miles' tat was very controversial with readers and video viewers.

Julia Miles' tat was very controversial with readers and video viewers.

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New TITS!! Melonie! Yum! Yum! Yum!

September 30, 2009 by Maria 13 Comments

Ah, I love my job.

Allow me to introduce you to Melonie, a mammary-blessed hottie from Las Vegas. She is a tiny, little thing and then WHAMMO! G-cup tits. They are fantastic, full and high and you just want to cup them and give them a shake. These are what I refer to as pillow tits. The kind of bosom that you lay your head on and all of a sudden you get this euphoric feeling like everything is good and right with the world.

Melonie has never modeled before. (Don’t you just love first-timers? God knows I do!) I got to take Melonie’s interview cherry, and we chit-chatted a little bit about this and that. Melonie has just finished shooting her first solo photoset EVER. That’s impressive. And what’s more impressive is that she’s going to do her first boy-girl today, too.

You will be seeing Melonie in an upcoming issue of V-Mag, so keep your eyes peeled for her interview and debut. For now, enjoy this video of sexy Melonie…what a great find!

xoxox,

Maria

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Matrix pix nix leaves Morgan out in the sticks at number ninety-six

September 29, 2009 by Elliot James 26 Comments

I’d prepared this video for the blog last week for future posting. Since Morgan was voted #96 yesterday in the “Best of the Decade” at SCORELAND, I’m going to run it today. I’ve kept away from commenting about the contest–and I probably won’t again after this–but I have to say that I’m shocked, and I don’t shock easily. I’m not saying this because I was on the Boob Cruise with Morgan in 2000 (before she started modeling) or because I connected her with our studio in June 2006, when she achieved her ultimate look in sweater destruction. I’m just powerfully surprised because here’s someone who won SCORE Newcomer of the Year in 2006 (beating out Brianna Costello, Rukhsana, Sydney Simona, Gianna, Daphne Rosen, and Anna Song), does solo videos in which she is hornier and hotter than many girls are in hardcore videos with guys (and in those videos does perfect JO encouragement in her sexy British accent), has so far appeared in 13 pictorials and close to two dozen videos including a Tits & Tugs and has generated a ton of fan mail the past three years. If that’s not popularity, I don’t know what is.

Anyway, this video also shows what a dream Morgan is for our photographers to shoot. They love it when she’s in the studio because she makes it fun for them, too. She’s not into it for the money. Morgan loves to pose, and that shows on film.

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This week’s poll: Tits, ass or face?

September 29, 2009 by Dave 7 Comments
Tits, ass or face? With Karina Hart, you don't have to choose. But in this week's poll, you do.

Tits, ass or face? With Karina Hart, you don't have to choose. But in this week's poll, you do.

This week’s poll asks you to tell us what’s most important to you: a girl’s tits, her ass or her face. I would’ve included legs and pussy, too, but we didn’t have room for hundreds of combinations. And, yeah, we know, you want it all. But what if you had to choose?

Last week’s poll asked, “What size should the guy’s cock be in a XXX scene?” Twenty-one percent said he should have a super-sized cock; 18% said he should have a big cock; 9% said he should have an average cock. And the majority, 51%, said, “Why the hell would I care about a guy’s cock?” Okay, I’ll tell you why: the stretch effect. A girl’s pussy looks hot when it’s stretched around a big cock. And when a girl is doing her best to jam a lot of cock into her mouth, that’s hot, too. I guarantee that if every porn stud had a five-inch cock, you guys wouldn’t be happy about it. Why do you think guys like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy and Diesel became famous? Because of their personalities? No! And tell me the name of the famous little-dicked porn star. Can’t do it, can you? Case closed.

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Keisha Evans 100, Alena Snow 99, Danielle Derek 98, Jade Feng 97…I detect a trend

September 28, 2009 by Dave 12 Comments
Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!

Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!

It’s not hard to detect that trend in the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND. You guys are picking off the mega-busted, slim ‘n’stacked girls one by one, and I’ll let you in on a shocking little secret: Morgan Leigh, SCORE‘s 2006 Newcomer of the Year, barely escaped elimination at No. 97. This is a girl I have in my top three, but apparently, some people don’t even have her in their top 95.

Judging from the current trend, any girl who isn’t 100% natural is in danger of being voted off much earlier than you might suspected (with the exception of Crystal Gunns, who has received a total of three votes over the last three days and is in line to win the whole thing). And that means you, too, Annina, Cindy Cupps, Vixen LaMoore, Denise Derringer, Daphne Rosen, Rukhsana…yipes, what the hell is going on here? The boob world has obviously gone topsy-turvy since the slim ‘n’ stacked 1990s.

I’ve been analyzing the voting, and from what I’ve seen, the girl who finishes second in the voting is not necessarily the girl who’s going to be voted off the next day…unless she’s an augmented girl. For example: Danielle Derek was third in the voting for No. 99, but she was second among the augmented girls. She got voted off at 98. In the voting for No. 98, Jade Feng was third overall, but she was second among the augmented girls and the next to go.

No. 2 among the slim-n-stacked girls yesterday: Morgan Leigh. Uh-oh.

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Boobs With Brain Power…Hot!

September 27, 2009 by Maria 7 Comments
Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.

Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.

I will admit it…I have a soft spot in my heart for geeks and nerds. I find them fascinating. You see, to me, brains are uber-sexy. Now don’t get me wrong, I like a big pair of boobs just like the next boob-lover, but there is something about a girl who is kinda geeky that really revs my engine. It’s what makes me lust for Bailey Santanna (She is a sci-fi geek!) and what makes me lust after one of my favorite V-Mag debuts, Michelle May. She is my dream girl of the moment. (Sorry, I have to be fickle. You guys see all the boobs that come my way! What else can I do but fall in love with a new lady practically every week?)

When I met, and subsequently interviewed, Michelle for the Nov. ’09 issue of V-Mag, she wowed me with her love of cars and sports. Not only does she love classic cars, but she also rebuilds them. And she and I had a long and lengthy conversation about football. She loves the Chargers, FYI. We talked defense and her take on what they would do his season. She was very knowledgeable about sports. (My kind of woman, hubba, hubba…) And then she blew me away with her love of books and because she is a history buff. I mean, she was smart. Not just your average smart. She was SUPER-SMART. Almost intimidatingly so. (I said almost because I, too, am smart, so my brains and her brains kind of fused during our convo. lol)

Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.

Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.

The combo of her huge rack (it is phenomenal) and her pretty face (she looks like the girl-next-door) paired with her huge brains made her damn sexy. Not only was she great to look at, but she was great to talk to, too. And she comes from a long-line of big titters, too. She told me her mom was a topless model, too. (And then I asked her if she would pose with her mom, a’ la Kelly Kay and her mom (Nov. ’05 V-Mag), but she said no. Hey, I tried!

Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.

Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.

You can catch this hottie in The November 2009 issue of V-Mag (on sale now) and read all about her early years in California and what makes her get off the best.

Enjoy her, boys! I, for one, can’t wait until she comes back to our studios.

xoxo

Maria

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Who’s scoring this weekend on SCORELAND?

September 26, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Busted by a big-titted cop!

Busted by a big-titted cop!

This weekend on SCORELAND in a 23-minute video, officer Angelina Verdi arrests a perv choking the chicken over Voluptuous magazine. After checking to make sure that the perp is not a politician or a celebrity actor subject to instant immunity from prosecution, she offers the perp several options. The last option is personal rehabilitation administered by Officer Angelina.

“Perverts like you shouldn’t be jacking off in a corner,” says the busty cop. “They should be fucking big-titted sluts like me.” Officer Angelina’s concept of hard time is different than most. With tits like she has, the words slammer and busted also take on new meaning. It’s Angelina’s first time on SCORELAND, and she acquitted herself beautifully for a rookie. Everyone’s fighting over who gets to pin the medal on her for keeping high jackers off the streets.

Checking for prints.

Checking for prints.

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She can’t speak English, but she sure can fuck!

September 25, 2009 by Dave 10 Comments

This is Cynthia Flowers. She’s Hungarian. She’s new. She doesn’t speak a word of English, but she sure can fuck. We shot her in Prague.

“When she showed up at our location, it was like she was selling her ass, she was dressed so slutty,” Jose, our photographer, reported. “The cab driver was hitting on her, trying to pick her up. The second I saw her, I thought, ‘This girl must really love to fuck.'”

She does, and you can see her doing it today at SCORELAND on the final day of our “Boob Quest” special.

By the way, voting continues at SCORELAND in the “Best of the Decade.” Today, we’re voting on who’s the 99th-best newcomer of the decade. Ginormous-boobed Keisha Evans came in at No. 100. I didn’t vote for her. The girl I voted for at 100 I voted for again at 99. I took a look at the voting figures from from Day 1, and Crystal Gunns and Karina Hart got a vote each. I’m going to assume that the person who voted for them didn’t understand how the voting works. Although maybe I’m wrong. If you’re out there in Blog Land, show yourself!

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