Somewhere in the mid-western states of America, a huge-boobed girl is toiling behind the counter of a store or working in a chicken factory for minimum wage. Somewhere in Idaho, Iowa or Missouri, a large-chested coed is struggling with college tuition bills. Somewhere, a midwestern housewife wonders what it would be like to be on the cover of a men’s magazine in stores around the world (except where the women wear burkhas.)
SCORE is here to help one of them. But time is running out. Our “Biggest Breasts In The Midwest” contest is wrapping up September 30, 2009.
For complete information and all details, just click on the photo! Maybe you…yes, you at home!…can do your part to make this world a better, bustier place to live in. Know a girl who might qualify? We’re talking big bucks here!
The story behind “Boob Quest,” this week’s super-special at SCORELAND, is that we originally planned to go to Toronto, Canada for two days and shoot Taylor Steele. But one thing happened after another, and when all was said and done, a two-day/one-girl trip turned into nine days/four girls. When you see this video of Arianna Sinn, you’ll understand why we had our studio staff hop on a plane and get to Prague as quickly as possible.
For the record, Arianna is just a shade over five-feet tall, weighs 118 pounds, measures 41-26-34 and has G-cup tits. She’s from Bucharest, Romania. And she’s debuting on SCORELAND today. We think we’ve found a star.
Taylor Steele, who’s already getting rave reviews, is part of this week’s “Boob Quest” special on SCORELAND. She’s new, she’s busty, she’s natural, she’s obviously cute as hell. Another great, brand-new girl will be introduced today. More on her later.
Meanwhile, this week’s poll is about cock size. Not your cock. Porn-stud cock. Unless you’re a porn stud, in which case, congratulations.
Taylor Stevens returns to SCORELAND today on Day 3 of “Boob Quest,” looking a lot different from how we saw her the last time she appeared in 2005. Already, her return has generated some controversy, so we’re gonna have a one day poll: Which Taylor do you like better, Taylor circa 2005 (left) or Taylor as she looks now (right)? Answer in the poll section to the right. Comment below.
Taylor has dropped a lot of weight over the past four years, and her new look is definitely very SCORE Girl. Her old look, of course, was very XL Girl or V-Girl. The new Taylor has brand-new photos and an interview today on SCORELAND.
Last week’s poll asked, “In a big-tit hardcore video, where should the guy cum?” Not surprisingly, the winner was “on her tits” with 49%. The surprise was that “in her mouth” came in second at 17%. “On her face” was third at 16%, followed by “in her pussy” at 14% and “on her ass” at 4%. I thought “in her pussy”–the ol’ cream pie–would come in second. So that shows what I know.
So I haven’t been on the blog in a while and no, it’s not because I have been kidnapped by a tribe of big-boobed women from Mamazon! I’ve actually been takin’ care of big-boob business and getting together all sorts of exciting stuff for you guys. (You can thank me later. And trust me, you WILL be thanking me.) So, let me recap what has been going on here at SCORELAND.
First and foremost, we gave away LOADS of free stuff this week. We gave five lucky winners copies of XL GIRLS SP187 signed by cover girl Samantha 38G! And then we gave away five copies of V-Mag‘s Oct. ’09 issue signed by Renee Ross. We contacted winners via email and we sent your mags out, so keep an eye out for a special delivery!
Now, for those of you who follow the comings and goings on the blog, you know that Renee is very active on here and that she responds to her fans. Well, she wanted to send the winners of her issues a little shout out when she was here this week, and I thought, hey, why not? So check it out as Renee congratulate you guys, personally.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Because I am a fan of FREE STUFF, I decided that we should pick TWO MORE WINNERS for the Renee Ross mag giveaway and have her sign two extra mags for you guys. So check it out as she announces the two extra winners and signs their mags in this video. (She’s a generous gal, that Renee!)
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Okay, we get it…I secretly get off on giving you guys freebies! (It makes me feel sooooo good! lol) So, I started thinking about how Renee’s new movie, Sex In The Titties JUST came out, I thought to myself, wouldn’t it be AWESOME if I had Renee sign a copy of this DVD to give away on the blog?
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Then I thought to myself, wait, what if I had her sign that AND her first solo movie, Tits, Tits, Tits and we gave that away on the blog, too?
So, that’s what I am doing! I am going to give you guys a chance to win one of these two DVDs, signed by Ms. Ross!
If you would like to enter to win one of these two signed DVDs, please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to firstname.lastname@example.org with the words RENEE ROSS DVD GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE!
I will be choosing two winners at random and will send you your autographed DVDs lickety-split. The deadline for all entries is October 3, 2009. I’ll contact winners via email. Good luck and I hope you guys are digging all these giveaways…I am not sure if I am going to get in trouble for throwing so many freebies your way, but what can I say? I love to.
Good to be back on the blog grind! Check out Renee’s video below.
This is Taylor Steele. She’s playing now on SCORELAND to kick off the week-long “Boob Quest” special. She’s new. She’s Canadian. She has G-cup tits. They’re natural. So is she. And she’s very excited about being on SCORELAND. On her model info sheet under “Occupation,” Taylor put, “SCORE Model!!! :)” Oh, and her hobby is having sex. What a coincidence! It’s ours, too.
Actually, it’s not a postage stamp (although it would make a damn good one). It’s not a poster (although, come to think of it, maybe it should be). It’s a matrix. No, not a Keanu Reaves matrix (bad acting isn’t allowed on SCORELAND). Click on it and you’ll see. It’s a matrix of SCORE and V-Mag’s top 100 big-boob models who debuted in the issues dated from January 2000 to Holiday 2009. Yes, the decade is coming to an end, and we’re asking SCORELAND members to help us celebrate.
Starting September 24 and day by day for 99 days, we’ll ask members to vote on which girl should fill each spot, one by one, beginning with No. 100 and culminating with the No. 1 Model of the Decade, to be announced on January 1, 2010. So, on September 24, you’ll vote on who should be No. 100. On September 23, you’ll vote on who should be No. 99. It’s kind of a Survivor-type thing where people get voted off the island, although in this case, even being model No. 100 is impressive considering the thousands of girls who have debuted in SCORE and Voluptuous over the past 10 years.
We’re posting the matrix now in the member’s area of SCORELAND so you can start doing your homework. Yeah, this is a members-only thing. You know what they say…membership has its privileges. And let’s face it, how often do you get to make history and jack at the same time?
Searching for busty, sexy women can be boom or bust for your SCORELAND seekers. Finding big tits is no joke. This weekend, SCORELAND begins a massive super-special called “Boob Quest.” SCORE and Voluptuous photographer Jose is sent to Canada to photograph and videograph (is that a word?) a natural newcomer. But one thing happens after another, and before he knows it, a one-model, two-day trip is expanding and expanding! Where will Jose’s quest take him? What countries will he visit? What big-titted beauties will he bring back for SCORELAND members? Find out starting Friday, September 18!
We once gave away Cindy Cupps’ bra in a SCORE contest.
Friends, roamers, models, actual SCORELAND members…lend me your ears. I come to praise areolae, not to bury my face in them. (Otherwise known as motorboating.)
Areolae are often neglected even by the most hardcore breast fanatics. We’re guilty of neglect, too. In many of our model interviews, we ask about breast size, weight, bra preferences, nipple stimulation and play… but we sometimes suck at areolae questions.
The areola is more than a perimeter of tawny real estate surrounding the nipple, a bullseye to help you hone in on the nipple. The areola is very interesting. No two are exactly identical. When I write the “Boob Beat” column in SCORE magazine, I pick up all kinds of interesting facts. Such as when a woman’s arousal winds down, her erect nipple seems to shrink. What happens is that the areolae enlarge, making the nipples look smaller. The areolae become engorged and wrinkled as orgasm winds down. That makes the nipples look larger.
In honor of the oft-neglected areolae, I give you a selection of super-wide pancake areolae. The biggest I can find on SCORELAND! There’s more later.
I'm guessing that Malissa's tits look a lot like Shyla Shy's.
The first season of More To Love is over, and Malissa, the blonde with the biggest pair of tits seen on reality TV in a long time, didn’t get her man. Luke picked Tali, forsaking boobs for apparent love. Good luck, buddy. As for Malissa, her rack got her to the final two, but when the chips were down, she choked. She failed to pull out the big guns when she needed them most, barely baring her cleavage on the final two dates and then making the mistake so many other big-titted women have made: she wore a strapless dress. As any boob lover knows, strapless dresses minimize, and at that point, Malissa needed to maximize to get the guy.
I think Luke made a mistake. He went for love, and love isn’t found on reality shows. He should’ve picked the girl he most wanted to fuck, which was clearly Malissa. Unless, of course, he’d already fucked her. I’m having a hard time getting a read on that. Malissa kept going on about how Luke was such a gentleman, which can mean one of two things:
1. He kept his hands off her tits, even though they were right in his face.
2. He made sure she came before he did.
Anyway, it’s over, although from the start, Malissa clearly wanted nothing more than her 15 minutes of fame. Now she can go back to Covina, California and continue her career as a waitress. Ho-hum.
Or she can get a lifetime extension on that 15 minutes of fame.
Come to SCORELAND, Malissa. We’ll treat you like a lady—professional makeup, hair styling, photographers—and even put you on the cover of an international magazine. Our guys will worship you in a way wimpy Luke never did, and maybe you’ll even win our $50,000 model search contest!
Okay, I don’t expect Malissa to read this. But there must be someone out there who knows her and can pass along the message. You’ve been teasing us for months, Malissa. It’s time for you to show us your tits!