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Happy Halloween Hooters

October 30, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Ghouls and girls, when there’s a knock at your door this weekend, maybe someone special will be trick or treating you. Nothing’s impossible.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Jungle Gunns

Jungle Gunns

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

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If she’s No. 66, imagine what the other 65 look like!

October 29, 2009 by Dave 41 Comments

I haven’t commented on the “Best of the Decade” Top 100 voting at SCORELAND in a while, but I’m going to today. Cherry Brady, who owns a special place in the hearts of all of us at SCORELAND, was voted No. 66. Now, I could point out that she’s the classic V-Girl and, in my opinion, one of the top 10 Voluptuous models ever. I could point out that her curvy, hourglass figure is V-Girl perfection. I could point out that if there’s one girl who symbolizes what V-Mag is all about, it’s Cherry. I could point out that she had sex on camera (anal, too) only for The SCORE Group. But I’m not going to point those things out. By now, you’ve probably figured them out for yourself.

Instead, I’m going to tell you a little story. It goes back to 2003, one of the greatest years ever for naturally stacked models. One afternoon, I walked into the kitchen at The SCORE Group and saw Cherry standing there with her husband. Now, Cherry had just been out to lunch, but what she was wearing…unbelievable! I could describe it, but I’d rather have you see it. Anyway, it was at this moment that the tits-in-tight-tops interview was born because I ran back to Elliot James and said, “Elliot, we’ve got to do a tight tops interview with this girl.”

As you’re about to see, we’re very glad we did.

Of course, there have been many more tits-in-tight-tops interviews since then, but Cherry helped start a SCORELAND tradition. You know what, though? I think her interview is still the best of its genre.

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Birthday suit time!

October 29, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Happy Birthday to Deena Duos, Reyna Mae and Cristy Cleavage, born this day October 29!

Deena and her Jungle Jumbos

Deena and her jungle jumbos

Motorboatin' with Reyna.

Motorboatin' with Reyna.

Cristy only modeled once in XLGirls SP #113.

Cristy only modeled once in XLGirls #113.

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“Hi! Can I grab your tits?”

October 27, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments

Last week we had a very interesting poll up on the blog.

The question we asked you was, “Have you ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know (other than a hooker or stripper) and asked to feel her tits?”

Out of the 234 of you that answered, the results are as follows:

  • * Yes, and she let me! = 12%
  • * Yes, and she told me to get lost. = 5%
  • * Yes, and she hit me. = 2%
  • * Of course not. Do you think I’m crazy? = 75%
  • * I didn’t ask. I just did it. = 6%

Naturally, most of you went with the, “Do you think I am crazy?” answer. Sure. Why not? It’s safe and polite and a perfectly acceptable answer. So that is all I have to say about that result.

And now I want to talk to the 12 percent of you who said, “Yes, and she let me!”

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

First of all, kudos to you ballsy guys out there. As a chick with big boobs, people ask me all the time if they are real and then, if they can cop a feel. I never get offended. I don’t always say yes, either. But I understand the lure of big boobs and the curiosity that they create to the average person. Most of the time, I think people ask to cop a feel just to see if they are real or what tits that big feel like. I am guilty of it, too. In fact, you can see in one of my videos with Renee Ross, whose breasts are WAY BIGGER than mine, that I ask if I can grab them. How could I not? They are fucking huge and glorious!  (And she let me, too. THANK YOU, RENEE!)

I think that when you have big hooters, you kind of expect the, “Can I touch them?” moment. And like I said, I don’t always say yes, but on some occasions, I allow it. I mean, I am not talking about erotic nipple-rubbing and grabbing. I am talking about a simple cup and lift. That’s all it takes to put a smile on some lady or man’s face and I don’t think it’s dirty or raunchy. (And yes, I said lady’s face. You would be surprised how many women ask to feel me up. In fact, I am going to say that more often than not, it’s women, not men, who want to get their hands on my hoots.) But it takes a certain finesse to get me to say yes. First of all, you can’t be a drunk, sloppy mess when you ask. I am not your drunken blow-up doll fantasy. Second of all, you can’t just come up and ask that. You should build into that kind of thing with some conversation and get-to-know-you chatting. And lastly, don’t ask with your hands up and in cupping-position already. That’s presumptuous and rude. But hey, that’s just me. A lot of women I know with big boobs will offer a cup and lift to someone first, without being asked. “Do you want to touch them?” or, “Would you like to see them?” are questions that I have heard from a busty beauty or two in my lifetime.

What I want to know is, if you are one of these 12 percent of readers who answered, “Yes, and she let me!” what is your technique for getting the grope? How do you go about it? I would like to hear your stories. And I think that it is necessary that the 75 percent of our blog readers who answered, “Of course not! Do you think I’m crazy?” get as many pointers as possible. lol

Chime in, chest-grabbers! I want to hear your tit tales!

xoxo,

Maria

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What kind of woman reads Voluptuous?

October 27, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment
It's not that easy to find stores in Buenos Aries that carry Voluptuous.

It's not that easy to find stores in Buenos Aires that carry Voluptuous.

A woman who’s proud of her tits, her ass, her legs and everything in between.

A woman who’s sassy yet classy without being brassy.

A woman with enough self-confidence, self-motivation and joie de vivre to show every inch of her body to the world.

A woman who’s treated like a queen at her neigborhood bra shop.

A woman like Valeria (left), who brings her boobage to October ’09 Voluptuous, posting tomorrow on SCORELAND.

Alexis has no problems finding birthday party guests.

Alexis has no problems finding birthday party guests.

And happy birthday to Alexis Silver (right), star of Mamazon, born October 27 (although since Alexis lives on the other side of the Big Pond, it’s really 27 October).

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What is it about this photo?

October 26, 2009 by Dave 6 Comments

Cassandra from the September ’02 issue of SCORE.

Cassandra from the September ’02 issue of SCORE.

Said Lee, one of the stunt cocks who watered down Cassandra, “She bloody took everything we could do to her and came back for more without blinking an eye. Tony and I were totally knackered by the time Cassandra finished us off. She’s two women in one body.”

Your lewdest and crudest comments are welcome. Or, perhaps, a love sonnet.

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Legendary Lady…SaRenna Lee

October 25, 2009 by Maria 8 Comments
Sarenna is everything that was right with the big-boobed 90's.

Sarenna is everything that was right with the big-boobed 90's.

When I first took to the blog to talk to talk tits to all of you boob men out there, I told all of you about my first days here at SCORELAND and then I professed my love for the legendary Tawny Peaks. Well, I am back to talk to you about another legend who really floats my boat. A woman who is so drop-dead gorgeous that she would make my balls ache…if I had any. lol

My favorite SaRenna girl-girl shoot was with the always sexy Danni Ashe.

My favorite SaRenna girl-girl shoot was with the always sexy Danni Ashe.

SaRenna is built for speed, not comfort!

SaRenna is built for speed, not comfort!

The subject of this blog is going to be none other than SaRenna Lee, who in my opinion, is one of the top five greats of all time. With her blonde bombshell looks and her prominent and huge boobs, who wouldn’t be in love with Ms. Lee?

I could spend hours upon hours checking out her pics in SCORELAND, they are that good. Some of my faves include her girl-girl with the amazing Danni she and of course, her layout where she dressed up like Marilyn Monroe. (And even though I love Marilyn, she just didn’t have SaRenna’s tit power, ya know what I mean?)

Something about this photo makes me proud to be an American.

Something about this photo makes me proud to be an American.

My only regret is that I never went on a Boob Cruise with SaRenna. I am sure that we would have been breast friends! Alas, I can still gaze lovingly at her photos and revel in the splendor of her perfect slim-and-stacked body.

And although she never went on to do any hardcore, I actually don’t mind. SaRenna is one of those dynamite sex kittens who didn’t have to do hardcore for me to be into her. (Kerry Marie and Janet Jade fall

SaRenna wasn't just tits, either. Her legs and ass were sweet perfection, too!

SaRenna wasn't just tits, either. Her legs and ass were sweet perfection, too!

into this category.) SaRenna was that perfect. I was satisfied to just be allowed to gaze upon her glorious tits. She is, to me, the ultimate Barbie and I only wish that one day, in some faraway place, I will bump into SaRenna and she and I can sit down and chat. (Of course, I will be staring at her tits, but hey, I am only human. lol)

For now, enjoy these shots of the great SaRenna Lee. Ladies this perfect only come around once in a lifetime.

xoxo,

Maria

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Lily Valentine: couch tomato

October 24, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments
See Lily Valentine on Scoreland October 25, '09!

See Lily Valentine on SCORELAND October 25th!

This Sunday, October 25, SCORE Theater presents Lily Valentine in a horny video called Sleeping Beauty. In a snowbound chalet, Lily stretches out on the couch, giving her bonking buddy an opportunity to play on erotic little game. We shot this in everyone’s favorite style, P.O.V.

SCORELAND‘s the only place to see Lily Valentine. We’ve got a total of eight solo and XXX pictorials and with Sunday’s video, a total of three hardcore XXX videos, plus a video interview with Lily.

Since Lily speaks only French, an interpreter sits in to translate. How many websites bother to do that? Just listening to this busty babydoll speak French in her sex-kitten voice is a horny experience in itself!

This weekend’s birthdays: Tina Cheri (October 23) and Maxi Mounds (October 25). Happy birthday, babes!

Happy Birthday, Tina Cheri

Happy Birthday, Tina Cheri

Happy Birthday, Maxi Mounds.

Happy Birthday, Maxi Mounds.

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A beer a day

October 23, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

A Czech doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active. Dr. Pavel Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says, “If men drink two beers a day, they can stave off impotence.” Dr Zemek says his research shows beer can have a powerful effect in stopping the arteries from becoming blocked. He told the Slovak daily newspaper Narodna Obroda, “On the basis of clinical tests, we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction.”

A beer a day is good says a doctor.

A beer a day is good says a doctor.

Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.

Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.

But the doc is no shill for local beer brands such as Pilsener Urquell, and he warns against excessive drinking. “Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated.” But if served by a beermaid like Brandy Dean, even spilled beer can be healthy. Oktoberfest, anybody?

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Natalie Fiore is back and only at SCORE

October 22, 2009 by Elliot James 9 Comments
Natalie Fiore 2007

Natalie Fiore 2007

Natalie Fiore 2009

Natalie Fiore 2009

Natalie Fiore’s new photos from October ’09 Voluptuous hit SCORELAND tomorrow, October 23. It’s not just the photos that are new. It’s a newer Natalie, too. You see, she’s gained some boobage since her last appearance! That’s news to get very excited about in our neighborhood. More boobage is good boobage, and on Natalie, it looks farkin’ unbelievable! Check out these photos and the video clip. Lots of studios have been after this French cupcake since she debuted in 2007, but she only models for SCORELAND.

And today, October 22, is Lisa Lipps’ birthday. Happy BD, Lisa!

Happy Birthday, Lisa Lipps!

Happy Birthday, Lisa Lipps!

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