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There’s no news like new news

June 12, 2012 by Elliot James

And the Blog-o-vision news today is that on Thursday and Friday, there is a 100% chance of a big-boobed and pretty newcomer at SCORELAND.

SCORE will be a first for her. By coincidence, she’s a first for us. We were made for each other.

You all love newbies, don’t you?

I’ll tell you a few things about our young flower before her video and photo set goes live.

She’s 21 years old and has a difficult time finding 36GG bras.

She played soccer and basketball in school. Now she does yoga at home.

She likes to read, write poetry and drink beer, and although she doesn’t look it, she’s a super-fan of the thrash-metal band Slayer.

Yeah, it’s looking like sunny skies ahead.

Our latest New Discovery this Thursday.

Nancy Navarro: Gazongas Against Glass

June 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Squished!

Big, heavy boobs pressed against glass is one of my favorite tit tricks. We used to have a specially constructed table made out of super-thick glass that we photographed some of the girls on. They could stand on it, too, so the photographer could shoot straight up. (Not that we believe in the glass ceiling.)

Tits-against-glass shoots are also done with glass shower doors and car windshields. They work really well with car wash sets and videos.

For the boob-squishing shots in Nancy Navarro’s strip and oil pictorial, the photographer had Nancy press a sheet of glass against her boobs. I think this picture from Nancy’s set would make a pretty nice desktop background. For your home PC, that is. I’m not sure about it on your office computer if you use one at work.

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Here are the answers to the “20 for 20” SCORE anniversary contests for Days 3 and 4:

Day 3

1) Whose first SCORE hardcore scene was a threesome? Chloe Vevrier

Chloe did her first hardcore BGG scene in London with “Russian” Kathy and Kathy’s boyfriend at the time, a regular dude named Matt who boffed them both. Lucky guy. Chloe plays a masseuse who comes to rub Kathy, and rub they did.

2) In 2002, Autumn-Jade returned to SCORELAND following a growth spurt that saw her bra size go from a DDD-cup to an…I-cup

3) Which redheaded SCORE Girl once interviewed Tawny Peaks for SCORE? Montana

This was a tough one and might be the most difficult question of the entire “20 for 20” anniversary. Montana, a curly-haired redhead who feature-danced, interviewed Tawny for the July ’93 SCORE.

Day 4

1) Which SCORE Girl has inverted nipples? Terry Nova

2) Which two naturals went head-to-head and tit-to-tit in the one and only “Big-Tit Challenge” at SCORELANDCassitty Harmon and Africa Sexxx

3) Which model did not celebrate her 18th birthday with a SCORE pictorial? Jessica Turner

Linsey and Dawn Phoenix in London and Sharday in America all celebrated their 18th birthdays with photo shoots. Jessica Turner celebrated her 21st birthday on Boob Cruise 2000.

Today is Day 5. Good luck!

 

20 years ago: August ’92 SCORE

June 10, 2012 by Elliot James

Letha Weapons was the coverstar of August '92 SCORE.

Twenty years ago, the trucks were delivering their bundles of the second issue of SCORE magazine (Volume 1, No. 2) while readers who’d read the first bi-monthly issue waited impatiently outside newsstands and stores for their next load of new big boobs.

L.A. Bust was SCORE‘s first covergirl. Who would be the covergirl of the August ’92 issue?

She turned out to be Letha Weapons. “This sexy 18-year-old is packing clubs across the U.S. and Canada,” the editor wrote in Miss Weapons’ 11-page layout that closed the issue. “No doubt, Letha’s plump pair of honeydew-sized melons could certainly be classified as weapons in the battle of the sexes.”

Letha and her lethal weapons.

The rest of the issue included pictorials of dancer Zoryna Dreams; Tiffany Towers in a softcore sex scene with a guy; a softcore team-up Nilli Willis and Lisa Phillips and Jolene, a new 19-year old natural from San Diego, California.

There was an article by Christopher Caswell about the Vector, a $398,000 sportscar. The erotic short story was “Sylvia’s Secret” by Jackson Adams with art by Otis Sweat. There was a feature story, “How To Photograph Nude Models Part 2” by Evan Andrews. Evan wrote, “Being a glamour photographer will give you a way to open a conversation with all those girls you meet at the local sports bar and you will have a portfolio of photographs to back up your story. What guy could compete with you?” Indeed.

There was a two-pager about super-naturally busty Polish stripper and sexploitation actress Chesty Morgan. L.A. Bust began her first column “Night Moves,” the prototype of the columns that Alyssa Alps and Crystal Gunns would write.

Orion Jeweb contributed his scholarly breast column “Mam•mal•o•gy.” (“Because the spirit of rational inquiry demands the hard data of practical experience, Mam•mal•o•gy has come to realize that, as one reader put it, ‘a boob in the hand is worth two in the bra.'”)

Duncan Gutteridge painted a new Fantasy SCORE. “Homebodies” presented amateur hopefuls who’d sent in their Polaroids. Wrapping it up, there was a “Video Pick” and the “Scorecard” letters section.

The price? $4.95, $5.95 in Canada. (Gas was $1.13 a gallon.) I saw a used copy of this edition going for $23.95 now.

Lisa Gazombas on the back cover. The next issue was November '92. Readers had to wait two months.

On the back cover, Lisa Gazombas promised big-boobed satisfaction for the next issue, November ’92. She later changed her moniker to Lisa Chest. I don’t remember why. I liked Gazombas. I still do.

And that’s the way it was, 20 years ago.

No Internet. No DVDs. No iPads, tablets, desktops or Smartphones. No SCORELAND.

There were print magazines and VHS tapes. That was it. And there were strip clubs everywhere you could visit with lots of huge-boobed girls strutting their stuff on stage. They had names like Toppsy Curvey, Kayla Kleevage, Wendy Whoppers, C.C. Moore, Susie Boobies and Bethany Bustin and there were a helluva lot more new ones on the way. A huge-titted army, in fact.

 

 

 

 

Do you have busty girl problems? Good.

June 9, 2012 by Maria

Christy Marks is not wearing her seat belt and that's because she probably knows that it will be all over her tits and on her neck if she does. Even the guy in the back seat looks like he is wondering about how she is going to put it on over that rack.

There are some blogs that only I can write. Not to say that Elliot and Dave aren’t entertaining, I am just saying that they are not, er, equipped to write about certain things.

Things like busty girl problems.

Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh are hanging out and you know what Morgan is looking at? Summer's tits busting out of her button-up top, that's what.

What are busty girl problems? They are a series of things that we stacked ladies suffer from day to day because we have big tits. These things don’t happen to our smaller-chested (read: Tiny-titted) friends. Oh, no. They only happen to us. And busty girls everywhere go through these situations and moments. It’s things like this that sort of serve as an initiation to life with big tits.

I used to think that these problems were bad until I started working for a big-tit mag and websites and I realized that guys dig them. For example, I used to think that losing something down my bra like an earring or sandwich crumbs and having to fish them out in public was awful. Now I understand that guys might like to see me with my hand down my shirt, searching through my cleavage. lol

The following are a list of busty girl problems that ladies with big tits encounter.

5) Seat belts: Seat belts are designed with flat-chested people in mind. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a busty crash test dummy. The answer to that question is NEVER. When girls with big tits try to employ some safety when they drive, what happens is the seat belt ends up lying off to the side of our breasts or choking us. But hey, when a cop pulls us over, our tits are on display in a big way…often with a belt underneath them hoisting them further into our chin area. Busty girl problem Yes. Big-tit lover win? Definitely.

Angela White is washing dishes and when she is done, her tits will be wet, I promise.

4) Tits on the table: Manners dictate that one should never rest their elbows on the table during a meal, however, what about your tits? Because sometimes I will sit at a high table and when I try to scoot up to eat or drink, my breasts crash into the table, squishing me and making my cleavage a net for everything and anything that can and will fall down there during the course of the meal. The solution to this is to rest most of my breasts on the table. I call this the tit platter because essentially my entire rack is on the table. This is a serious busty girl problem. But guys seem to like it. It’s like a big tit buffet. A rack of lamb, minus the lamb.

3) Button-up tops: Every big-breasted woman will tell you about her various attempts at fitting into something with buttons on the front and the epic number of times that it has not worked out in her favor. The truth is that button-up shirts and sweaters are not our friends. They will never fit. They will never drape the right away. Never. If you see a chesty chick with a button-up that looks like it fits properly, chances are that inside her top there are brave, mighty safety pins holding her tits hostage in there.  Every busty woman with a button-up top on will always be one deep breath away from busting her shirt open for all the world to witness her giant knockers. A busty girl problem for sure. A problem for guys who love big tits? Not so much.

2) Wet tits in the kitchen: Inevitably, whenever a lady with big knockers does dishes, her tits are going to get wet.  This is because her tits serve as a buffer between the water and, well, pretty much everything else. There has never been a time when, while doing dishes, I have finished and been dry. What usually happens is that I end up looking like I am in involved in some sort of wet T-shirt contest in my kitchen. This is a problem for me. However, my dinner guests usually enjoy my drippy, see-through top.

1) Uncontrollable Jiggling: Jiggling…it happens. No matter what busty gals do (running, walking, sitting on a plane with turbulence, riding on a roller coaster, going over speed bumps in a car, going up the stairs, etc.), our jugs are going to jiggle. It is gravity. It is inevitable. It is a busty girl problem. Even when we consciously try to avoid jiggling, it cannot be helped. Sure, we wear bras to strap these puppies down, but the jiggling still happens. Sometimes, we jiggle just because we giggle. Yep, a healthy case of LOLs can bring about a breast earthquake that sets our tatas undulating. We try to keep our tits in check, but most men will agree that seeing a busty babe jiggling in their direction is a good thing. Heck, it’s a GREAT thing.

Hence, (I love saying that because it makes my findings sound more scientific.) busty girl problems are only problems to busty girls. Most men will agree that they are actually pluses and not problems. Perks of having a big set of perkies, if you will.

What do you think?

xoxo,

Maria

 

Question No. 1: Who is today’s “20 for 20” girl at SCORELAND? Question No. 2: Can you correctly answer three SCORE trivia questions? Most people can’t!

June 8, 2012 by Dave

These belong to the girl who placed No. 18 in our "20 for 20" voting. The action continues today at SCORELAND.

So the “20 for 20” celebration continues today at SCORELAND with the announcement of our 18th-best SCORE Girl of all-time as voted by SCORELAND members, and I can tell you a few things about this girl:

1. Initials N.F.

2. Tits get bigger every time we hook up with her, which is impressive since she’s 100% natural.

3. She’s the first of several girls who didn’t make it into the Top 20 named by magazine readers but did make it into the Top 20 as voted by website members. What does that mean? Hey, you tell me!

Also continuing today (and tomorrow, too) is the daily gift-pack trivia contest in which members have a chance to win a limited-edition 20th anniversary cap and shirt, among other goodies, and let me tell you something: I’m surprised. When Elliot and I first thought up the questions, we wondered, “Are they too easy?” Well, the answer is a big, gigantic NO!

The way it works is, each day, we present three SCORE-related trivia questions. Answer all three correctly and you get entered into a random drawing for one of 20 gift packs. Well, so far, I’d say about 10% of contest entrants have answered all three questions correctly.

On Day One, the answer that tripped up most people was, “How many times did the Boob Cruise sail?” The correct answer was five, but almost everybody answered six. Surprisingly, most people correctly answered the one about the real-life farmer’s daughter who grew up working on a hops farm. The answer is Kaytee Carter, and when Elliot devised that question, I said to him, “Nobody’s going to get that right.” But almost everybody did.

On Day Two, almost everybody knew that Lorna Morgan poured heavy cream over her body in Key Largo, Florida, but a lot of people thought Chloe Vevrier’s first SCORE shoot was in London, England (it was actually in Eleuthera, the Bahamas), and not a lot of people knew that Lisa Lipps had brought her own stud to a SCORE hardcore shoot.

Well, I’m glad the questions haven’t been too easy. That makes it more fun. I’m not sure which of today’s questions will stump readers. There’s one about whose first XXX scene was a threesome, then there’s one about Autumn-Jade’s growth spurt and another about Tawny Peaks.

All I can say is that those gift-packs are going to be well-earned, and if you happen to win one, wear that cap and shirt proudly. In my opinion, you’re the big-boob world equal of any Jeopardy champion.

The Day 2 winner was A.E.W. of Silver Spring, Maryland. Congratulations!

Meet Melissa Reed. She’s ready to bust out and she has the equipment to do it.

June 7, 2012 by Elliot James

Melissa Reed at SCORELAND right now.

Meet Melissa Reed.

Melissa is brand spankin’ new. She is one of the new generation of models that Dave described in his recent Blog.

I have a theory about this. I think that just as many girls go on adult sites as guys do these days. Fifteen years ago, rarely would you see a woman in an adult book store unless she worked there. Now women surf adult sites. They go to adult entertainment fan conventions. They go to strip clubs. They watch adult DVDs by themselves. Sex toys are sold in drug stores and are advertised on TV. It’s a different generation.

Women are curious, and they’re not yellow about it. (Look up “I Am Curious Yellow” if that sentence puzzles you.)

Melissa is a California girl who busted out early in life. She grew up and her chest grew out. And out. And out. Now she’s a 36HH-cupper. Sound the trumpets!

We always ask a new girl how she found out about SCORE. How did Melissa find out?

“A friend of mine recommended you,” she said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.” That friend is now my friend.

We asked Melissa if she had any special talents we should know about. She didn’t think so, but we respectfully disagree.

Come see why over the next three days.

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We have a winner in Day 1’s “20 for 20” contest at SCORELAND.

Congratulations to S.T. of Omaha. He’s won a limited-edition SCORE 20th anniversary cap, a limited-edition 20th anniversary shirt, a free SCORE Group magazine of his choice, a free SCORE Group DVD of his choice and one free month of access to the TSG website of his choice.

Here are Day 1’s questions with the correct answers in bold:

In 1992, publisher John Fox wanted a cover model who epitomized what being “#1 In Big Boobs” is all about. Who was the cover girl?
A) Pandora Peaks
B) Busty Dusty
C) L.A. Bust
D) Wendy Whoppers

How many times did the Boob Cruise Sail?
A) 4
B) 5
C) 6
D) 7

A real-life farmer’s daughter, she grew up working on a hops farm.
A) Kaytee Carter
B) Destiny Rose
C) Mandy Pearl
D) Brandy Talore

Surprisingly, the Boob Cruise question was the one that tripped up most people. Day 2’s contest starts now with #19 Venera!

 

Why are these girls smiling? Because it’s SCORE’s 20th anniversary. And they got a hat!

June 6, 2012 by Dave

I betcha you’re staring at Siri’s 20th anniversary cap and wondering how you can get one.

Twenty years ago this month, L.A. Bust touched her nips on the cover of SCORE, and a new era in big-boob magazines blasted off.

Newcomer Goldie Ray got a limited-edition 20th anniversary cap because she has big tits and a nice smile.

Today at SCORELAND, we celebrate 20 years of No. 1 in Big Boobs with the launch of our “20 for 20” celebration. In early May, we asked SCORELAND members to choose the 20 greatest SCORE Girls of all time. They responded in large numbers. And today, we’re starting the countdown to No. 1 with the girl voted the 20th greatest SCORE Girl ever. And she is…

Well, I’m not saying. I mean, really, there’s a party going on right now in the members area of SCORELAND, a celebration to last throughout the month, and if you want to be part of it, go to it! That’s right: Don’t just sit outside and try to sneak a peek in the window. Go inside! Join the fun!

A tip of the 20th anniversary cap to you, too, Brandy Dean!

Of course, if there’s an anniversary celebration going on, there has to be gifts, and we’re bringing the gifts to our own party: a daily gift-pack giveaway. The gift pack includes a limited-edition SCORE 20th anniversary cap and shirt, a free DVD of your choice, a free magazine of your choice and a one-month pass to any one of our websites.

Rachel Love is thinking, “I wonder what happened to my 20th anniversary shirt?”

And about that cap and shirt: By limited edition, I mean very limited edition. There aren’t a lot of them. In fact, other than the ones we made for SCORE Girls to model and the ones some SCORE staffers own, there are, right now, exactly 20 special “20th anniversary” hats and 20 special “20th anniversary” shirts out there for the taking, and we’re going to give away all of them, one each day that a “20 for 20” girl is announced.

You can not buy them. They are not for sale. You can’t have one of the ones that SCORE staffers received. They’re ours. If you want a 20th anniversary hat and shirt, you’re going to have to get lucky.

By the way…the “20 for 20” results? I don’t agree with them. I have as much of a beef with these results as I did with the “Best of the Decade” voting. I think the voters got some of them right and some of them wrong. Most of them right. But a few key ones wrong. I think that the girl who finished at No. 20 should have been in the top three, top five at worst. But, like everyone else out there, I had one only vote.

Of course, unlike everyone else out there, I have a hat and a shirt.

 

Smiles: Do they do make a difference?

June 5, 2012 by Maria

Sometimes we get mail in which fans will ask why models don’t smile more in their photos.

And those letters used to confuse me. I mean, when a woman is naked and offering up her tits for your baby gravy, her smile is really the last thing I used to think anyone would notice.

But today, I understand the power of a smile. In fact, I had a Eureka! moment earlier.

(Please insert epiphany music here.)

I offer up these two photos as evidence of my findings.

Dominno's facial expression screams sex kitten. She looks like she wants to slap me around a little in this photo. Hey, I can get into that.

In this photo, Dominno looks like she wants to fuck me and then tell all her friends how great I am in the sack. Oh, and bake me a pie. And maybe knit me a sweater.

In both of these photos, we see the always sexy Prague hottie Dominno. I had the pleasure of meeting this fox in Hungary a few years back, and she is everything you can imagine she is; beautiful, busty and very, very sexy.
In the first photo, she is not smiling. In fact, this whole outfit and her demeanor screams, “I am hot and I know it and you know it and you are going to fuck me and then I am going to go shopping… with your credit card.” And hey, that’s cool. I am 100% cool with that. I am all about bad girls and bitchy divas. Hot chicks with attitude are, well, hot. Bad girl Dominno can have whatever she demands. I can dig it. She can scowl all she wants as long as she does it topless. If she wears this outfit, I will pretty much let her do whatever she wants.

Then we have photo number two. In it, Dominno is smiling and offering her tits up to me as a gift. That smile? It’s an invitation for more. She is saying, “Hey, I like you. Let’s have sex, and then I am going to make you a sandwich. I want to make you happy. I want to hold your hand. I want to tell everyone that you are the best lay of all time.” Isn’t that friendly? I think so. Is it hot? Hell yes! In a very busty captain-of-the-cheer-squad kind of way.

Does that mean I think models need to smile more in their photos? Well, clearly a smile never hurt anyone and makes a model look friendly and approachable and, well, happy. But does that mean they aren’t hot without the smile? Nope. I can appreciate a sexy fuckface on a woman. I don’t need her to always look like I just offered to buy her a puppy. She can give me a pout or a scowl and still be the sex kitten of my dreams.

But do I get it when fans write in and ask about smiles? Sure. Everyone should smile more often, not just models. 🙂

What do you think?

xoxo,

Maria

 

Athletic Tits

June 4, 2012 by Elliot James

Michelle May inverts in her November '11 Voluptuous pictorial.

In a recent “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s and SCORE magazine’s letters section, B.S. wrote, “How about more athletic tits? High bouncing. Mid-flight shots. Extreme stretch nipple lifts. Trampoline jump sessions. Self-sucking and holding while standing, and in interesting positions. Head and handstands and any other upside-down positions. Hanging views and blue-vein super-close-ups. And look into airborne skydiving.”

I love all of B.S.’s ideas, which we have done and will continue to do, except one.

I am more than leery about the idea of a model diving out of an airplane with a photographer next to her. Outside of it being an extreme novelty, I just don’t see the benefits, and the divers are all strapped up and buckled up anyway.

There are special wind tunnel rides that people can go into that can lift them up. One in Las Vegas is called “Vegas Indoor Skydiving,” where you can float seven feet from the air force generated by a DC3 propeller below the tunnel. However, I doubt if they’d let a girl take her tits out (for liability reasons), and riders have to wear a special flight suit anyway.

The act of jumping out of an airplane aside, I appreciated B.S. taking the time to send us his ideas. If you have any ideas that don’t involve airplanes, submarines, Saturn rockets or any of the insane stunts they do on Fear Factor, feel free to email scorecard@scoregroup.com.

Voted the four girls you'd most like to be trapped with in a mine cave-in for three months.

 

Why am I writing about panties on a big-boob blog? To show I’m open-minded. And to show a lot of girls with hot asses.

June 3, 2012 by Dave

Valory Irene's ass was made for panties.

Today, I am going to write about panties. Why am I going to write about panties on a big-boob blog? Because Maria keeps insisting that I write about panties. Just before, she said to me, “Dave, why don’t you write about panties?”

But what am I going to write about panties? To me, the key question about panties is similar to the question about bras that Maria recently posed: On or off. What I mean is, when you’re having sex with a woman, do you bother to take her panties off or do you keep them on and pull the crotch part aside and then slide your cock into her pussy? Now, I have my opinion about this (panties pulled to the side is my choice), but how much am I going to say about that? Not much. I just said it.

Christy Marks likes boy shorts.

Then Elliot reminded me that the “Model Info” sheets we have every girl fill out has the question, “Do you normally wear panties? Any special kind?” And it occurred to me that I never use that info when I’m writing about the girls for SCORE magazine.

“You should do a survey on panties,” Elliot said.

By survey, I think he meant take a look at the “Model Info” sheets. So I did. And I kinda like what I saw.

Siri: Always wears panties. Her favorites are Victoria’s Secret G-strings. I’m not surprised. G-strings are great on that ass. Her ass cheeks swallow up the string.

Christy Marks: Usually wears panties “but there are always those times when I prefer boy shorts.”

Sara Jay usually doesn't wear panties. She did it just for you.

Valory Irene: “I always wear a thong.” This is somewhat surprising because I’ve seen her in full-back undies, and she looks great in them.

Aren’t we really asking the girls if they ever go commando? Is commando the right word for when a woman doesn’t wear panties? Commandess?

Kelly Christiansen: “Thongs only if I wear any, which I usually don’t.”

There we go!

Daylene Rio: “Yes, all sorts. No special kind.”

Sara Jay: “No.” That surprises me. Panties were created for a great ass like hers.

I think Siri's ass looks very good in a G-string. Don't you?

Anyway, what have we learned today? We’ve learned that some girls wear panties and some don’t. Most girls these days wear thongs. Full-back panties seem to be a thing of the past (which means they’re probably a thing of the future, too).

You know what I love? Whale tail. Don’t know what that is? Look it up. Know what it is? Then you know why I like it.

And that’s my Blog posting about panties.