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When good girls want to be bad, they come to SCORELAND!

June 17, 2012 by Maria

When I interview new models in our studio, whether for the blog or for V-mag, I am always amazed when they inform me that they are going to fuck for the first time on camera for us.

It’s an honor that they choose SCORELAND to give their XXX cherry to. (I won’t lie, it’s kind of fucking hot, too.)

Many greats have come to SCORELAND and cum for SCORELAND and that’s how we like it.

So, what’s so special about us that makes these sexy kittens decide to give up their pussies on cam for us? It’s because we are the best around. Because we treat every model who comes through our doors like a queen. Why? Because to us, all these busty babes are queens.

Many a model from Elaina Gregory (Who did her first tits ‘n’ tugs scene for us!) and Destiny Rose (Who did her first everything with us from solo to girl-girl and then XXX!) have told me that they decided to come and cum for us because they felt comfortable here. Ladies like Angel Gee, Eva Notty and even the great Angela White popped their on-cam cherry with us, too.

Why? Because we are the best and we made them feel beautiful. Because our staff is friendly and great to work with. Because they have fun in our studio.

That means a lot and it means we are doing something right.

So, to all those busty ladies out there who want to go all the way, we say, go all the way with us, because SCORELAND will treat you right…oh, so right.

xoxox

Maria

 

We’re at the half in the “20 for 20” voting. Now it’s time for the SCORELAND halftime report…

June 16, 2012 by Dave

Eva Notty is the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl ever. Says who? Says you!

SCORELAND‘s “20 for 20” 20th anniversary celebration has reached the halfway point. Today, the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl of all -time (as voted by SCORELAND members) was announced, and her name is Eva Notty. So, to recap, the results so far:

No. 20: SaRenna Lee

No. 19: Venera

No. 18: Natalie Fiore

No. 17: Danni Ashe

No. 16: Sharday

No. 15: Terry Nova

No. 14: Lorna Morgan

No. 13 Angela White

No. 12: Valory Irene

No. 11 Eva Notty.

Who will be in the Top 10? Who will be No. 1? We’ll continue to reveal the results day by day, climaxing on June 29 with the name of the greatest SCORE Girl ever.

Surprises so far? Well, kind of, but not really. When reviewing the history of SCORE and the all-time popularity of models (meaning how popular they were during their prime), SaRenna Lee should be in the Top 5 and maybe in the Top 3. Few models have been so important to SCORE. But I’m not surprised she came in at No. 20 because members these days have clearly expressed  their preference for naturals over the mega-busters of the 1990s. I am kinda surprised that Sharday was No. 16. I thought she’d be higher, but the thing is, she never appeared in any videos. If she had, she might have been Top 5.

I will tell you that I know the remaining results, and there are some surprises to come, especially at No. 7 and Nos. 2 and 3.

SaRenna Lee, one of the most-popular SCORE Girls ever (and one of the most important in the mag's history), finished No. 20 in the "20 for 20" voting.

What have we learned so far? Well, we already knew that the big-boob lovers of today prefer naturals. It would be easy to say that they have short memories, but when you examine the results, you’ll see that a lot of the girls in the first 10 (and many who are to come in the Top 10) debuted more than 10 years ago. So new vs. not-so-new has not been an issue.

Finally, so far, there has been wide disagreement between SCORELAND members and SCORE readers. Already, five girls not picked by mag readers have found their way into SCORELAND‘s Top 20: Natalie Fiore, Terry Nova, Angela White, Valory Irene and Eva Notty. I already knew that website members and mag readers were different, but I didn’t think they were this different.

One more thing we’ve learned: Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. “Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?” Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G. I think today’s questions are a bit easier (What is Christy Marks’ favorite restaurant?), but we’ll see about that.

Oh, well. We’ll try to be easier on you guys in 2022. Meanwhile, enjoy the rest of “20 for 20.”

 

The hanger, boob tricks for videos and other topics that weigh heavily on my mind

June 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Hitomi has great hangers.

“My favorite breast pose is the hanger pose from a standing position,” T.K. tells us. “The model has her hands off so she’s not blocking a clear view of her tits. This pose works best with girls that have natural boobs. She leans forward and rests her palms on something, like a chair seat. Don’t forget to include this pose from different angles in your pictorials.”

Jasmine Shiraz's hangers should be hanging in an art museum.

With T.K.’s comments in my head, I went diving into SCORELAND‘s huge library and pulled a few shots of the girls doing the hanger, a pose I also love to study.

To me, the hanger pose is in the top 10 of busty babe positions. Breast shapes come in all forms, and the hanging pose shows how diverse they can be as the force of gravity takes effect. They can hang like raindrops. Their shape takes on a different look from the front or the back. Now and then we get letters from guys who also love to see stretch marks.

How does the hanger shot hang with you? Any favorite angles or photos? Any favorite hangers or danglers? Me, I love the between-the-legs from behind hanging shots, either with panties on or off and from a low angle. I also like full-length hanging shots, like this one of Cynthia.

Dang, how they hang!

 

Something else on my brain: I was thinking of different tit tricks for a girl to try on video. What do you guys think of these four? The camera has to go in close.

1) The model sits on a big workout ball and bounces up and down.

2) The model puts on a shirt that is pre-scored down the middle and rips it off her chest with a yank on both sides to expose her tits.

3) The model holds the ends of a cloth or shammy in both hands to buff the underside of her breasts like you’d polish a shoe. First one boob each, then both together.

4) The model uses a “Shake Weight,” holding it in front of her below her boobs. This gizmo is an exercise device, but I immediately thought of another use. I saw Jennifer Aniston use it on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. They should have gotten Jenna Valentine instead.

Anyone have any other tit tricks up their sleeve for video?

Blondie in Budapest.

 

And just one more thing. Excuse me for being the Columbo of SCORE.

Dave will blog tomorrow about some of the questions in the 20th anniversary special. This morning, I was comparing the contest questions for the 20th anniversary with the questions and clues for the 15th anniversary in 2007.

Do you remember the island and the sailing ship? (The 15th anniversary special went off-line after it ended and wasn’t archived on the site.) I actually thought the questions were a little more difficult in 2007 and the clues to find the items on the island and the ship were really elaborate.

For some of the questions, the answers were in the video and text interviews, such as this example:

Which model discovered Voluptuous while shopping in an adult book store?
1) Brandy Talore
2) Anna Caans
3) Keisha Evans
4) Lori Pleasure

The answer is A) Brandy Talore.

Brandy talked about this in her interview for the September ’03 V-mag:

V-mag: How did you happen to see V-mag?
Brandy: In an adult bookstore.
V-mag: You went to an adult bookstore by yourself?
Brandy: No, with my friends.
V-mag: And all these perverts were there, and the minute you walked
in, they stopped looking at the magazines and started looking at you, right?
Brandy: That’s right. Adult bookstores in Ohio are full of truck drivers,
and they all looked at me.
V-mag: How were the truck drivers reacting to you being in the store?
Brandy: They were staring at us. Like we’d be in one aisle, and they’d
follow us. Then we’d go into another aisle, and they’d follow us into that
aisle. We’d move, then they’d move. It kinda went like that for a while.

Then there were the limericks that were clues in the island treasure hunt map:

There was once a parrot from France
who liked to watch busty girls dance
He hid under a tit-sling
And came out for a boob fling
Hold the mouse and you’ll have a good chance.

So all in all, I think the 15th anniversary was tougher.

Your thoughts, if you were there?

SCORE Island in The 15 Year Anniversary Special in 2007. Art by Otis Sweat.

 

 

New DVDs at eBoobStore get down and dirty!

June 14, 2012 by Elliot James

The erotic pleasures of cuddling and neck kissing.

The sensuous and intimate moments of the love between a man and a woman filmed through wine glasses.

You will see none of this garbage in the two new DVDs just added to SCORE‘s official on-line store.

So down, nasty and dirty, these DVDs were not released to the eBoobStore.

They escaped!

Two’s company, three’s a party.

SCORE Threesomes features that most universal of male fantasies: one man and two women.

It also has two scenes of big-boobed sex bombs in double-headers.

SCORE regular Brittany O’Neil and Florida MILF Amber Bach each wipe out two dudes.

Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen team up for action with a single guy dreaming about a fantasy fling.

Daylene Rio and Sara Jay give one man a hard time and a hard way to go with their raunchy bed skills.

Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes use their extreme flexibility to get in fucking positions the people who wrote the Kama Sutra didn’t know about.

 

Are you man enough to handle Daylene?

XXXtreme Daylene is dedicated to the one and only bad-ass busty angel from the city of angels, Daylene Rio.

“Guys have told me that they wished their women were like me,” Daylene said.

The four hour super-disc stars the busty Latina brunette in 12 XXX wall-to-wall fuck and tits ‘n’ tugs scenes. Plus, you’ll get to know Daylene in between-the-scenes interviews.

Story? Plot? Acting?

Watch Gone With The Wind for that.

See the two trailers at eBoobStore and watch in awe as these SCORE Girls flex their sex.

Then bring it on home.

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Day Seven turned out to be the most-challenging by far so far in the “20 for 20” gift-pack giveaway at SCORELAND. Only one person answered all three questions correctly. None of the questions turned out to be easy (although all of them could have been answered by doing a little research on SCORELAND).

Which of these SCORE Girls is not Canadian?

A) Taylor Steele
B) Platinum Peaks
C) Tiffany Towers
D) Candy Hall

Candy Hall was born in Florida.

Who was the first guest on the first episode of SCOREtv?
A) Minka
B) Africa Sexxx
C) Daylene Rio
D) Morgan Leigh

Morgan Leigh was the first person with boobs to grace the SCOREtv set in Episode One.

How many different locations has Natalie Fiore had SCORE shoots in?
A) 4
B) 6
C) 3
D None of the above

Natalie Fiore has done shoots in Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island and Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

Thirteen gift packs, each containing a highly-coveted SCORE polo shirt and cap (and more), remain to be won. Study up, SCORE Men! We’re not just giving these things away! You’re going to have to earn them.

 

Here cums the bride…are you cumming?

June 13, 2012 by Maria

On her wedding night, Samantha put out...on-camera.

Ah, the bride pictorial. We’ve had a lot of busty brides at SCORELAND.

But my favorites have been Christy Marks and Samantha 38G.

Maybe because they look…convincing? I was on set for My Big Plump Wedding and I was THISCLOSE to Samantha 38G in that bride’s dress and she looked amazing.

But what do I know, right? I am a chick and for chicks, when we see a busty babe in a wedding dress, we just see the wedding dress. The details. The hair and makeup. The overall look.

Christy Marks might look like a blushing bride, but she probably shouldn't wear white cause this little lady likes to fuck!

I have never seen a bride and said, “Fuck, I’d like to lift her dress up and wear her pussy as a hat.”

Nope.

So I had to do some research. And by research, I mean I interviewed Dave and Elliot. lol

This is what they had to say…

Maria: Hey guys, why do guys like the bride pictorials? Why do you like them?

Dave: You could be looking at someone’s wife, so you are about to see some other guy’s wife. Or it could be like a fantasy, like you are looking at your bride on your wedding night.

Maria: Are wedding dresses hot?

Elliot: I think the veil is hot. I think it would be hot with maybe, like, a baby-doll night gown. But those big wedding dresses are not hot.

Dave: They can be. Not always. They are usually tight. They usually show some boob.  You know the woman goes out of her way to look good. You see her and you know that this is probably the best you’re gonna ever see her because it’s her wedding day. 

Elliot: When a guy sees a girl in a wedding dress, he doesn’t think of Uncle Frank toasting the couple. He is thinking about the wedding night. He is thinking about her coming out of the bathroom in her wedding night lingerie and having sex in a hotel room with mirrors over the bed.

Dave: Yeah, it means that she has finally consented to having sex.

And there you have it.

I kind of agree with Dave about the looking her best part because if there is ever a day that a woman will look her best, it’s the day that she is a bride. And I kind of understand the whole anticipation to get in her pants thing.

What do you guys think?

Here comes the bride…are you cumming?

xoxox

Maria

 

There’s no news like new news

June 12, 2012 by Elliot James

And the Blog-o-vision news today is that on Thursday and Friday, there is a 100% chance of a big-boobed and pretty newcomer at SCORELAND.

SCORE will be a first for her. By coincidence, she’s a first for us. We were made for each other.

You all love newbies, don’t you?

I’ll tell you a few things about our young flower before her video and photo set goes live.

She’s 21 years old and has a difficult time finding 36GG bras.

She played soccer and basketball in school. Now she does yoga at home.

She likes to read, write poetry and drink beer, and although she doesn’t look it, she’s a super-fan of the thrash-metal band Slayer.

Yeah, it’s looking like sunny skies ahead.

Our latest New Discovery this Thursday.

Nancy Navarro: Gazongas Against Glass

June 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Squished!

Big, heavy boobs pressed against glass is one of my favorite tit tricks. We used to have a specially constructed table made out of super-thick glass that we photographed some of the girls on. They could stand on it, too, so the photographer could shoot straight up. (Not that we believe in the glass ceiling.)

Tits-against-glass shoots are also done with glass shower doors and car windshields. They work really well with car wash sets and videos.

For the boob-squishing shots in Nancy Navarro’s strip and oil pictorial, the photographer had Nancy press a sheet of glass against her boobs. I think this picture from Nancy’s set would make a pretty nice desktop background. For your home PC, that is. I’m not sure about it on your office computer if you use one at work.

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Here are the answers to the “20 for 20” SCORE anniversary contests for Days 3 and 4:

Day 3

1) Whose first SCORE hardcore scene was a threesome? Chloe Vevrier

Chloe did her first hardcore BGG scene in London with “Russian” Kathy and Kathy’s boyfriend at the time, a regular dude named Matt who boffed them both. Lucky guy. Chloe plays a masseuse who comes to rub Kathy, and rub they did.

2) In 2002, Autumn-Jade returned to SCORELAND following a growth spurt that saw her bra size go from a DDD-cup to an…I-cup

3) Which redheaded SCORE Girl once interviewed Tawny Peaks for SCORE? Montana

This was a tough one and might be the most difficult question of the entire “20 for 20” anniversary. Montana, a curly-haired redhead who feature-danced, interviewed Tawny for the July ’93 SCORE.

Day 4

1) Which SCORE Girl has inverted nipples? Terry Nova

2) Which two naturals went head-to-head and tit-to-tit in the one and only “Big-Tit Challenge” at SCORELANDCassitty Harmon and Africa Sexxx

3) Which model did not celebrate her 18th birthday with a SCORE pictorial? Jessica Turner

Linsey and Dawn Phoenix in London and Sharday in America all celebrated their 18th birthdays with photo shoots. Jessica Turner celebrated her 21st birthday on Boob Cruise 2000.

Today is Day 5. Good luck!

 

20 years ago: August ’92 SCORE

June 10, 2012 by Elliot James

Letha Weapons was the coverstar of August '92 SCORE.

Twenty years ago, the trucks were delivering their bundles of the second issue of SCORE magazine (Volume 1, No. 2) while readers who’d read the first bi-monthly issue waited impatiently outside newsstands and stores for their next load of new big boobs.

L.A. Bust was SCORE‘s first covergirl. Who would be the covergirl of the August ’92 issue?

She turned out to be Letha Weapons. “This sexy 18-year-old is packing clubs across the U.S. and Canada,” the editor wrote in Miss Weapons’ 11-page layout that closed the issue. “No doubt, Letha’s plump pair of honeydew-sized melons could certainly be classified as weapons in the battle of the sexes.”

Letha and her lethal weapons.

The rest of the issue included pictorials of dancer Zoryna Dreams; Tiffany Towers in a softcore sex scene with a guy; a softcore team-up Nilli Willis and Lisa Phillips and Jolene, a new 19-year old natural from San Diego, California.

There was an article by Christopher Caswell about the Vector, a $398,000 sportscar. The erotic short story was “Sylvia’s Secret” by Jackson Adams with art by Otis Sweat. There was a feature story, “How To Photograph Nude Models Part 2” by Evan Andrews. Evan wrote, “Being a glamour photographer will give you a way to open a conversation with all those girls you meet at the local sports bar and you will have a portfolio of photographs to back up your story. What guy could compete with you?” Indeed.

There was a two-pager about super-naturally busty Polish stripper and sexploitation actress Chesty Morgan. L.A. Bust began her first column “Night Moves,” the prototype of the columns that Alyssa Alps and Crystal Gunns would write.

Orion Jeweb contributed his scholarly breast column “Mam•mal•o•gy.” (“Because the spirit of rational inquiry demands the hard data of practical experience, Mam•mal•o•gy has come to realize that, as one reader put it, ‘a boob in the hand is worth two in the bra.'”)

Duncan Gutteridge painted a new Fantasy SCORE. “Homebodies” presented amateur hopefuls who’d sent in their Polaroids. Wrapping it up, there was a “Video Pick” and the “Scorecard” letters section.

The price? $4.95, $5.95 in Canada. (Gas was $1.13 a gallon.) I saw a used copy of this edition going for $23.95 now.

Lisa Gazombas on the back cover. The next issue was November '92. Readers had to wait two months.

On the back cover, Lisa Gazombas promised big-boobed satisfaction for the next issue, November ’92. She later changed her moniker to Lisa Chest. I don’t remember why. I liked Gazombas. I still do.

And that’s the way it was, 20 years ago.

No Internet. No DVDs. No iPads, tablets, desktops or Smartphones. No SCORELAND.

There were print magazines and VHS tapes. That was it. And there were strip clubs everywhere you could visit with lots of huge-boobed girls strutting their stuff on stage. They had names like Toppsy Curvey, Kayla Kleevage, Wendy Whoppers, C.C. Moore, Susie Boobies and Bethany Bustin and there were a helluva lot more new ones on the way. A huge-titted army, in fact.

 

 

 

 

Do you have busty girl problems? Good.

June 9, 2012 by Maria

Christy Marks is not wearing her seat belt and that's because she probably knows that it will be all over her tits and on her neck if she does. Even the guy in the back seat looks like he is wondering about how she is going to put it on over that rack.

There are some blogs that only I can write. Not to say that Elliot and Dave aren’t entertaining, I am just saying that they are not, er, equipped to write about certain things.

Things like busty girl problems.

Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh are hanging out and you know what Morgan is looking at? Summer's tits busting out of her button-up top, that's what.

What are busty girl problems? They are a series of things that we stacked ladies suffer from day to day because we have big tits. These things don’t happen to our smaller-chested (read: Tiny-titted) friends. Oh, no. They only happen to us. And busty girls everywhere go through these situations and moments. It’s things like this that sort of serve as an initiation to life with big tits.

I used to think that these problems were bad until I started working for a big-tit mag and websites and I realized that guys dig them. For example, I used to think that losing something down my bra like an earring or sandwich crumbs and having to fish them out in public was awful. Now I understand that guys might like to see me with my hand down my shirt, searching through my cleavage. lol

The following are a list of busty girl problems that ladies with big tits encounter.

5) Seat belts: Seat belts are designed with flat-chested people in mind. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a busty crash test dummy. The answer to that question is NEVER. When girls with big tits try to employ some safety when they drive, what happens is the seat belt ends up lying off to the side of our breasts or choking us. But hey, when a cop pulls us over, our tits are on display in a big way…often with a belt underneath them hoisting them further into our chin area. Busty girl problem Yes. Big-tit lover win? Definitely.

Angela White is washing dishes and when she is done, her tits will be wet, I promise.

4) Tits on the table: Manners dictate that one should never rest their elbows on the table during a meal, however, what about your tits? Because sometimes I will sit at a high table and when I try to scoot up to eat or drink, my breasts crash into the table, squishing me and making my cleavage a net for everything and anything that can and will fall down there during the course of the meal. The solution to this is to rest most of my breasts on the table. I call this the tit platter because essentially my entire rack is on the table. This is a serious busty girl problem. But guys seem to like it. It’s like a big tit buffet. A rack of lamb, minus the lamb.

3) Button-up tops: Every big-breasted woman will tell you about her various attempts at fitting into something with buttons on the front and the epic number of times that it has not worked out in her favor. The truth is that button-up shirts and sweaters are not our friends. They will never fit. They will never drape the right away. Never. If you see a chesty chick with a button-up that looks like it fits properly, chances are that inside her top there are brave, mighty safety pins holding her tits hostage in there.  Every busty woman with a button-up top on will always be one deep breath away from busting her shirt open for all the world to witness her giant knockers. A busty girl problem for sure. A problem for guys who love big tits? Not so much.

2) Wet tits in the kitchen: Inevitably, whenever a lady with big knockers does dishes, her tits are going to get wet.  This is because her tits serve as a buffer between the water and, well, pretty much everything else. There has never been a time when, while doing dishes, I have finished and been dry. What usually happens is that I end up looking like I am in involved in some sort of wet T-shirt contest in my kitchen. This is a problem for me. However, my dinner guests usually enjoy my drippy, see-through top.

1) Uncontrollable Jiggling: Jiggling…it happens. No matter what busty gals do (running, walking, sitting on a plane with turbulence, riding on a roller coaster, going over speed bumps in a car, going up the stairs, etc.), our jugs are going to jiggle. It is gravity. It is inevitable. It is a busty girl problem. Even when we consciously try to avoid jiggling, it cannot be helped. Sure, we wear bras to strap these puppies down, but the jiggling still happens. Sometimes, we jiggle just because we giggle. Yep, a healthy case of LOLs can bring about a breast earthquake that sets our tatas undulating. We try to keep our tits in check, but most men will agree that seeing a busty babe jiggling in their direction is a good thing. Heck, it’s a GREAT thing.

Hence, (I love saying that because it makes my findings sound more scientific.) busty girl problems are only problems to busty girls. Most men will agree that they are actually pluses and not problems. Perks of having a big set of perkies, if you will.

What do you think?

xoxo,

Maria

 

Question No. 1: Who is today’s “20 for 20” girl at SCORELAND? Question No. 2: Can you correctly answer three SCORE trivia questions? Most people can’t!

June 8, 2012 by Dave

These belong to the girl who placed No. 18 in our "20 for 20" voting. The action continues today at SCORELAND.

So the “20 for 20” celebration continues today at SCORELAND with the announcement of our 18th-best SCORE Girl of all-time as voted by SCORELAND members, and I can tell you a few things about this girl:

1. Initials N.F.

2. Tits get bigger every time we hook up with her, which is impressive since she’s 100% natural.

3. She’s the first of several girls who didn’t make it into the Top 20 named by magazine readers but did make it into the Top 20 as voted by website members. What does that mean? Hey, you tell me!

Also continuing today (and tomorrow, too) is the daily gift-pack trivia contest in which members have a chance to win a limited-edition 20th anniversary cap and shirt, among other goodies, and let me tell you something: I’m surprised. When Elliot and I first thought up the questions, we wondered, “Are they too easy?” Well, the answer is a big, gigantic NO!

The way it works is, each day, we present three SCORE-related trivia questions. Answer all three correctly and you get entered into a random drawing for one of 20 gift packs. Well, so far, I’d say about 10% of contest entrants have answered all three questions correctly.

On Day One, the answer that tripped up most people was, “How many times did the Boob Cruise sail?” The correct answer was five, but almost everybody answered six. Surprisingly, most people correctly answered the one about the real-life farmer’s daughter who grew up working on a hops farm. The answer is Kaytee Carter, and when Elliot devised that question, I said to him, “Nobody’s going to get that right.” But almost everybody did.

On Day Two, almost everybody knew that Lorna Morgan poured heavy cream over her body in Key Largo, Florida, but a lot of people thought Chloe Vevrier’s first SCORE shoot was in London, England (it was actually in Eleuthera, the Bahamas), and not a lot of people knew that Lisa Lipps had brought her own stud to a SCORE hardcore shoot.

Well, I’m glad the questions haven’t been too easy. That makes it more fun. I’m not sure which of today’s questions will stump readers. There’s one about whose first XXX scene was a threesome, then there’s one about Autumn-Jade’s growth spurt and another about Tawny Peaks.

All I can say is that those gift-packs are going to be well-earned, and if you happen to win one, wear that cap and shirt proudly. In my opinion, you’re the big-boob world equal of any Jeopardy champion.

The Day 2 winner was A.E.W. of Silver Spring, Maryland. Congratulations!