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How come there are no hooters at Hooters?

August 24, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts
If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.

If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.

I was in Vegas this past weekend and decided to check out the Hooters Hotel, knowing it was probably a mistake. So I walked in, and 15 minutes later, I walked out because, just as I suspected, there were no big-hootered girls serving drinks or dealing cards at Hooters Hotel, which should never, ever be confused with Hooter Hotel (the DVD starring Karina Hart, Mandy Pearl, Kristy Klenot, Melissa Mandlikova, Katarina and Dominno).

If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving drinks.

If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving them.

Years ago, Hooters defended itself from the feminazis by arguing (tongue in cheek, I assume) that the restaurant’s name referred to the owl in its logo, not the hooters on its waitresses’ chests. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went on. But here’s the deal: They weren’t being dishonest! On the average day, you’re not gonna find many waitresses with big tits working at Hooters. This restaurant, and now the hotel, never ceases to be a disappointment for big-tit lovers.

I mean, really, have you ever seen a SCORE-built girl waitressing at Hooters? Angela White used to say she wanted to work at Hooters. Well, they wouldn’t hire her. Her tits are too big.

So next time you’re in Vegas, go to Hooters Hotel for the $3 blackjack, but don’t expect the dealer to have a rack. Of tits, I mean. Chips she’ll probably have. Yours.

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Rating: 4.5/5

Who’s scoring on SCORELAND today? Victoria Lane is the name!

August 24, 2009 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Cover #2 for the delectable Victoria Lane

Cover #2 for the delectable Victoria Lane

Today's Victoria pictorial on SCORELAND.

Today's Victoria pictorial on SCORELAND.

A nurse, Victoria found our models website, BeAScoreModel.com. She followed the easy steps to contact us. Boom! Instant cover girl! She became the cover model of April ’08 V-Mag in a school teacher pictorial.

Today, Victoria’s latest photo session from August ’09 goes live on SCORELAND, and Victoria’s the cover girl of that edition also. Gee, how’d that happen? Mouthwatering 36G boobs and a 42-32-42 figure. Simple, no? Not so simple finding babes like her.

Her favorite activities are sex, shopping, masturbating and reading, not in any special order. “I love to use a vibrator and a vibrating dildo at the same time while I watch porn,” Victoria confesses. Yes, some girls do watch porn and “Jill” themselves. And some even admit it.

She’s what we live for at Voluptuous.

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Rating: 4.9/5

Polls results and a fresh poll question

August 23, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
No man could hold his load with Cindy Cupps tit-fucking him.

No man could hold his load with Cindy Cupps tit-fucking him.

Crystal Gunns first and last titty-fucking scene.
Crystal Gunns’ first and last titty-fucking scene.

Our third poll is completed and the results are in. The question was, “What is your favorite type of sex to have with a busty girl?” 254 of you voted and we thank you for that. The winner by a slim margin was tit-fucking with 28% followed by anything (26%), then pussy (24%), ass (12%) (Yeah, it’s the most high maintenance.) and mouth (10%).

We were kinda surprised by the high percentage of guys who are not picky about their favorite body part. We guessed that fucking a girl’s tits would win out. Anyway, upping the amount of tit-fucking on SCORELAND is probably a good idea in light of this info.

For our new poll, we’re asking if you’ve ever sneaked a photo of a busty girl who caught your eye in public. We don’t mean peeping in someone’s window or hiding a camera in a ladies locker room. We mean just grabbing a shot in the street or at some public area. The widespread number of cell phone cameras not to mention those fancy spy cameras shaped like common objects have really sparked a trend.

Busty girls don't sneak pics of guys.

Busty girls don't sneak pics of guys.

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Why I think Summer Sinn is great

August 22, 2009 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Summer stretching her crop top at a video convention in 2006.

Summer stretching her crop top at a video convention in 2006.

Here’s why. Summer has an awesome stacked bod and huge, well-shaped tits. I like her face and hair. She’s one of the horniest girls to do SCORE hardcore. She follows directions perfectly and knows exactly what the guys want to see. Just tell her what sex positions you want to see her do and she’ll do it…except for anal (yet). Summer does not act like a big-shot porn star with her nose up in the air. She’s like a regular chick from Massachusetts with an accent…except she sports gigantic tits.  Summer was a terrific down-to-earth spokeswomen at the SCORE booth at the Adult Entertainment Expo in 2006…the massive crowds of boob brothers loved her. I know because I did a video of this for SCORELAND.

It’s not her specialty but Summer can act and do lines if there’s a script and she can ad lib if she needs to. But I know Summer’s heart is really into fucking and worshiping the pocket-pork. Everything else to her is flufferdinker foo foo. Just give her a horny guy with an erection and let her do her thing and she’s happy.

Another lucky schlong gets to plow those hills on SCORELAND.

Another lucky schlong gets to plow those hills on SCORELAND.

Now for the flip side: She keeps saying she’s going to get a reduction, which both terrifies and upsets me. I hate reductions and the doctors who perform them. So far, she keeps changing her mind, and puts it off, which is great as far as I’m concerned. Also, I’m not a big fan of tats, like Dave and Maria are. Now don’t misunderstand me. I don’t dislike girls with tats. I just don’t like tats. I like natural skin. I don’t understand why girls get tats. Girls take three hours to decide what to wear and they change their hair color every month but they’re okay with staining their skin for life and permanently putting a Chinese take-out menu on their body? But I can live with tats if I have to.

This weekend we get to see Summer get fucked again on SCORELAND, something I never get tired of enjoying.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Stacked Sci-Fi Sluts

August 22, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments
Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.

Okay, so I will openly admit to being somewhat of a Trekkie.

Not your convention-going, costume-wearing Trekkie, but I do have a warm place in my heart for Sci-fi movies, the Star Wars franchise and Captain Kirk. (Yes, my favorite vintage episode of Star Trek is the Trouble With Tribbles one.)

Ever since I was a kid, I have had it in my mind that one day we will all be living in space and then, and I say this with a geek-like glee, all chicks will wear hot space-girl outfits and fuck in zero gravity! lol

I’ve always had a this fantasy image of a hot Sci-fi chick who wouldn’t want me to

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!

take her to my leader, but rather, would want me to take her to the nearest bedroom and fuck her senseless. (And as I type this, my mind wanders to the naughty place where I store mental images of Princess Leia in that slave outfit when she is taken captive by Jabba the Hut and that green Orion Slave girl that gets Captain Kirk all hot and bothered. lol)

I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the whole “future” aspect of it, but space girls and Sci-fi vixens are hot to me. I’ve often thought that space girls and, of course, Princess Leia, are good jack material. (I think I used to masturbate to an old poster of Barbarella when I was in my teens! lol)

In fact, I think it would be smokin’ HOT if we did a girl-girl scene where the chicks were dressed up in Orion slave-girl outfits (Maybe even painted green!) or done up to look like Barbarella.

Don’t you?

But, then again, maybe it’s just my inner-geek coming through…

I’d like to hear from you guys about this.

xoxo,

Maria

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Cindy Cupps: Look out for the quiet ones.

August 21, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

I want to dedicate a blog today to the “quiet one,” Cindy Cupps. If you started reading SCORE in 2000, you’ll remember that she made her debut in the January 2000 issue with a photo set that was shot in New York and when she moved to Florida in 2001, she became a SCORE regular. With a body like hers, it had to be. Cindy appeared in over 16 SCORE mags and 10 DVDs. Again, quite a body of work. I never stopped marveling over the diameter of her areolae. Now that’s living art, man.

Now Cindy’s recently retired…I know, it blows…but before she called it a day, Cindy went ahead and did a full-sex strap-on girl-girl with her real-world buddy Crystal Gunns (Big Tit A-List) and did one, and only one, handjob and breast-sex video (Tits & Tugs), a big surprise to her fans who never thought she’d do anything on camera even remotely involving a pud.

Although Cindy talked about becoming a traveling feature dancer like her friend Crystal did, and started to make plans, she never went full-steam ahead, preferring to dance at one club. A down-to-earth girl, she told us in 2004: “I’m a homebody. I like to be home. I like the stability of being in one place. I’m not one for traveling like she does. It kinda scares me. Crystal has the personality to be a feature. She’s a great feature–I’ve seen her shows. She has more of an outgoing personality than I do. I did a dual act with her  once at a club called Cheaters in Jacksonville, Florida. She convinced me to go on stage with her and we did great together that night but I like the stability of being home and sleeping in my own bed every night. I’m pretty much a loner by nature. I like my privacy, being in my own little world. I’m not saying I’m anti-social. I like to go out and have a good time. But I’d rather just stay home most evenings–I’m at Cheetah’s III in the daytime–and watch a good movie.”

Here’s a cheer to Cindy. Lift up your cupps and toast. She helped make the decade what it was.

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Busty Lesbians…fuck yes!

August 21, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments
When a woman sucks another woman's nipple, it's hot!

When a woman bites another woman's nipple, it's hot! Like Eden and Bozena in a girl-girl scene from the DVD Knockin' Nipples.

Okay, So I feel like right off the bat I need to put this little disclaimer out there…

I am NOT going to blog today from the perspective of the man-hating dyke.

I wanted to put that out there because:

1) I am not a dyke.

2) I challenge you to find someone who loves the baloney pony more that I do.

But I am going to blog as a woman who, from time to time, enjoys another woman. It doesn’t make me any less attracted to men, but honestly, you know how you get turned on when you see a hot chick? So do I. How about when you see two hot chicks doing slippery and nasty things to each other’s bodies? You get worked up, right? You want to be in that sticky, girl sandwich, right?

Rebecca and Holly gettin' it on by the pool is my favorite scene from Busty Snatch Club.

Rebecca and Holly gettin' it on by the pool is my favorite scene from Busty Snatch Club.

Um, yeah…me, too.

Now, some people will tell you that lesbian porn is all the same. Not true, say I.

Some of it is just plain awful. I know, I’ve seen it. It’s about as hot as lukewarm coffee and it pisses me off. No one wants to watch two women half-heartedly going at it. It’s not entertaining.In fact, I would rather watch golf on television than see terrible lezzie porn, and I fucking HATE golf on T.V. Ugh. Just the thought of it makes me shudder.

So what makes lezzie porn good? Well, to me, I think it’s the buildup. I am not so much interested in two women jack-hammering each other’s twats with plastic cocks or even fingers. I am not really even that interested in seeing them lick each other’s cunts. (Although none of this is bad at all. It’s just not my favorite

When Kelly Kay and Linsey Dawn bumped bosoms, it was HOT!

When Kelly Kay and Linsey Dawn bumped bosoms, it was HOT!

part.)

To me, the hottest thing about watching two big-titted lezzies go at it, is the boob-play. (And maybe some making out. Seriously, there is nothing sexier that two women making out, soft lips on soft lips, hands exploring each other…maybe even some soft, feminine moaning.) But overall, the boob-play makes it all happen for me.

I like to see two women caress each others breasts and maybe suckle one another. I like to watch some lite biting and maybe even some titty-slapping. I want them to mash each other’s tits together and tweak each other’s hard nips. This is

I dig that Kathy tweaks Linzi C.'s dugs in this shot. Why? Because I'm sure it feels good!

I dig that Kathy tweaks Linzi C.'s dugs in this shot. Why? Because I'm sure it feels good!

what makes it hot for me. Maybe because in my mind I think that women know how to push each others buttons and when they handle each others tits, they do so as if they were fondling their own breasts.

I’ve had this conversation with my guy friends and while some of them tell me that they prefer to see two chicks and a guy in a porno (Because all of them list a B/G/G threesome as their ultimate fantasy.), most of them agree that lesbian foreplay, especially tit-play, is the hottest stuff you can jack to.

But then again they all said that they could jack to just about anything, so they might not be the best people to ask. lol

Luckily, I can blog about it and get your opinions. So, let me have it, tit men. Are you into the lezzie porn? What makes it good for you? And what big titters would you like to see go at in the future?

And Exotica is the other half of my girl-on-girl wet dream.

And Exotica is the other half of my girl-on-girl wet dream.

Ines Cudna is one-half of my ultimate lesbian fantasy.

Ines Cudna is one-half of my ultimate lesbian fantasy.

If you ask me, my fantasy lezzie mashup would involve Ines Cudna and Latina lovely, Exotica. Probably covered in oil and screaming all sorts of profanity and slutty raunchiness while tweaking each other’s nipples and makin’ out. YUM.

Can’t wait to hear yours!

xoxo

Maria

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Renee Ross sucks. And we mean that it in a good way.

August 21, 2009 by Dave 5 Comments

The other day, Elliot James asked me, “Can Renee Ross suck on her own nipples?” Hey, Elliot, what do I look like, an authority on Renee Ross?

Believe me, I’m working on it.

So when Renee was in the studio this morning, I asked her if she could suck on her 16-pound J-cups. I didn’t actually say to her, “Renee, can you suck on your 16-pound J-cups?” What I said was, “Renee, can you suck on your own tits?

No further introduction to this video is needed. Watch it.

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Morgan’s mounds

August 20, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

In my blog of August 18, I mentioned how my favorite outfits on Morgan Leigh are extreme string bikinis. I also mentioned how wiped out I was by what she wore in the movie Big Tit Glory Hole. Although  the DVD is super-hardcore with DP’s and anal, an extra chapter starred special guest Morgan Leigh in a non-sex role with toys coming out of the glory holes. The scene ends with Morgan flicking her tongue by one of the Glory Holes after toying her shaved pussy. But what really knocked me over was how Morgan dressed. Those huge breasts jut straight out of her bra like a Fantasy SCORE painting. The cleavage drives me nuts. Her hair, make-up and slut-goddess lingerie are pure sex fantasy imagery. 

There was no formal pictorial shot but I’ve got some on-the-set pictures of Morgan in that outfit from the movie. Amazing.

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The Motorboat: Why I am an old sailor…

August 20, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments
Motorboating: Fun for everyone involved!

Motorboating: Fun for everyone involved!

Titties, titties, titties…you gotta fuckin’ love them!
I know I do. I mean, they bounce, they jiggle, they’re squishy and full and sucking on them is sorta nutritious. You can slap ’em around and pinch ’em and they are great things to sandwich your hands or your cock between.

But you want to know what my favorite thing about big tits is?

MOTORBOATING THEM.

If you just stopped reading this and asked, “What’s that mean?” then you need to hang your head in shame and turn in your big-tit lover’s card. It’s been revoked!

Okay, not really, but that just means I will have to take this time to explain what motorboating is.

Unlike Elliot, the boob Jedi here at SCORE, I am not going to go into a very detailed explanation of the history of the term motorboat here. (Sorry Elliot, not knocking your research! lol) I’ll just explain where I first heard the term and then what it is.

There is a wonderful, little flick called Wedding Crashers and in it there is a scene where Owen Wilson’s character has just been come on to by smoking-hot cougar, Jane Seymour. Afterward, he meets up with his best bud, played by the always-funny Vince Vaughn and explains that this MILF just forced him to grope her breasts, Vince Vaughn says:

Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise] You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!”

Basically, what it means to motorboat a hot set of tits is when you wedge your face between them and either squeeze the tits firmly about your mug or have the woman, whom said tits belong to, squeeze them for you. Then you proceed to make a sputtering motor noise with your mouth and shake your head back and forth in her cleavage.

Infantile? Maybe. But I can’t tell you how much joy this brings me every time I do it to a big set of hooters. I can’t tell you how many strippers I’ve done this to, either.

But the funny thing is how many NORMAL, EVERY-DAY, AVERAGE WOMEN have let me do this to their tits, too. Or how many men and women have asked to do it to me. (In fact, I once hosted a charity booth for breast cancer where I let strangers motorboat me for $1 for a couple of hours. About $500 later, I came to terms with the power of the motorboat! lol) Maybe it’s because it was brought into the mainstream by Wedding Crashers, but you would be surprised how many people motorboat tits and how many big-titted women are okay with it. And seriously, in a world full of dirty, nasty sexual things that you CAN’T do in public, motorboating is just good, clean fun. lol

Luckily, I managed to get a shot of Renee Ross motorboating once of our studio lads to illustrate the proper way this should be done.

My advice, go out to your local bar or pool hall and find yourself a big-breasted babe. Buy her a drink and then, after you’ve exchanged the preliminaries and she is convinced you’re a great guy, ask her if you can motorboat her boobs. Now, it may not work all the time (Men have asked me and sometimes I have said no…but there are plenty of times I’ve said yes.), but chances are, she might say yes and you will get to mash your face into her sweet valley of tit-flesh.

And once you do, I suggest you hang on and ride the tide, you old sailors, you!

lol

-Maria

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