That’s what I said to Daphne Rosen, but she didn’t take offense. Instead, she went ahead and did it.
In the new movie Boob Science, available at eBoobStore.com, two geeky guys who can’t get girls use their scientific knowledge to turn a busty doll into a living doll: Daphne Rosen. Hey, whoever said geeks don’t have good taste in women? Daphne proceeds to help the geeks get the girls, and the girls are super hot and super busty: They’re newcomers Eva Notty (In her first XXX DVD.), Contessa Rose (In her first XXX DVD.), Angel Gee (Yes, in her first XXX DVD.), Aileen Ghettman (Should I mention that it’s her first XXX DVD?) and Maggie Green, who gets strap-on fucked by Daphne in her first-ever on-screen lezzie scene. It’s fun stuff, and in the last scene, Angel and Daphne doubleteam the guys, and Daphne gets double-stuffed with cock.
Anyway, back to the doll, the fake one and the real one. During the long hours of filming, Daphne grew very attached to the mini version of herself, so much so that when…well, I’ll let you see for yourself.
Samantha 38G always has some pointers for SCORELAND blog readers.
Renee Ross loves hanging out at the SCORELAND Blog.
Veronica Vaughn always has one hand on her tits when she's commenting on our blog.
Don’t mean to brag–although maybe I do–but it occurred to me that here at the SCORELAND Blog, we must have the bustiest bunch of bloggers and comment posters anywhere. I mean, just look at ’em! And I happen to know that when Samantha, Renee, Bailey, Angela, Veronica and Cherry are writing their blog comments, they’re doing so topless. I’m sure they’ll back me up on that statement, too.
You know, when we started the blog, we hoped this would happen–that it would become a place where busty babes hung out and chatted with boob lovers–but weren’t sure that it would. So thanks, ladies, and keep joining in on the conversation. You make the SCORELAND Blog a better and bustier place to be.–Dave
Does the SCORELAND Blog make you horny, Sienna?
I have one comment for Cherry Brady: nice hangers!
Angela White shows off her blogging uniform.
Anna Kay proves that new girls like to blog, too.
We thought we'd seen the last of Amber Brooks until she resurfaced on our blog.
Bailey Santanna squeezes in some time to leave blog comments for fans.
And so it is that I return triumphantly to all of you, my boob brothers and sisters, with a pair of undulating orbs so fine that they will surely leave you speechless and sporting wood and engorged clits.
(I love the words WOOD and ENGORGED.)
Meet Jenna Valentine, a 5’3″, 23-year-old Valley Girl from California with FF-cup knockers so pale and pretty, you will love them instantly. Jenna is not only a personable and cute young lady, but she is also funny. Watch as she tells the tale of being attacked by a bidet in one of our bathrooms. It brings the LOLs, big time!
(And get a eyeful of her nipples, which seem a little inverted but are really just “shy,” according to Jenna.)
Jenna will be making a few more blog appearances, but for now, enjoy her bubbly personality and her retro look. If you love pale perkies, Jenna is your gal.
Angela's natural monuments and one of Paris's national monuments.
G’day everyone. My name is Angela White and I am blogging for you from all the way Down Under (I’m talking about Australia!). Let me introduce myself in case you haven’t come across my photos amongst the hundreds of models in SCORELAND. I have been a model for The SCORE Group for seven years now (Can you believe it?). Voluptuous and SCORE magazine readers have watched me grow up from an 18-year-old high school student starring in my debut DVD A Day With Angela White to a 24-year-old university student about to finish my Bachelor of Arts degree (Only a few weeks till graduation!). In that time, I have traveled the world, studied in Paris, become a comedy television star in the Australia series Fat Pizza, danced on the Gold Coast and been cast by SCORE to fuck some of the most beautiful women in the world (What a life!).
Angie was the best-built person, place or thing in all of Paris!
In 2004, I had the luck to meet (And fuck!) Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson for the movies B.L.O.W. and Ultimate Cherry. I’m still in contact with the girls, who are even more beautiful and amazing in real life. And in 2007, I was lucky enough to be flown to the Bahamas along with the adorable Christy Marks, the lovely Lorna Morgan, the incredible Terry Nova and the outrageously sexy Gianna Rossi. What a time we had! What could be better than being able to play around with these girls on a private beach in Eleuthera? (The answer is nothing, clearly!)
So, I’ve definitely got some history with The SCORE Group. Oh, and there is that little fact that I won Voluptuous Model of the Year in 2007. It was only one of the most exciting moments of my life! So I’d like to use my first guest blog (Hopefully not the last.) to thank all of my fans for all of their support over these last seven years. Thank you for all your lovely emails and for voting for me as your favorite model of 2007. Having my curves celebrated has been a hugely positive experience for me after being continuously assaulted by images of mainstream’ beauty ideals. So thank you for all your encouragement, friendship and love!
According to an article in Men’s Health, regular masturbation is good for a guy of any age. An Australian study claims men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Flushing the pipes regularly keeps semen healthy and prevents the build up of cancer-causing chemicals. “It’s a fundamental aspect of men’s health, right up there with brushing your teeth,” said Gloria Brame, Ph.D., a clinical sexologist in Athens, Georgia. “It relieves stress and keeps everything about your body—your heart rate, blood pressure, reproductive system, brain chemistry—in very good shape.”
That’s why SCORE endorses and sells the Silicone Male Masturbator made by California Exotic Novelties, the trusted name in batin’, in our eBoobStore.com.
Now here's a girl who can raise your sperm count.
We can’t send Cindy Cupps to a guy’s house to help him operate this modern marvel but he can watch her DVDs or look at her photos as brain nutrition.
Faith debuts this weekend on SCORELAND. Her beauty and stackitude guaranteed her the cover of the November ’09 edition of SCORE. Faith is one of the best-looking, best-built girls to come out of the UK in the past five years. Writes SCORELAND member D.S., “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey.” We’re also running a second set of Faith on Sunday as a bonus.
When Faith wants to pose again, our telephone lines are open and ready for her call! We’ll haul ass to England before you can say wanker. It’s been our second home for years. Land of warm beer and hot boobs.
At age 4…success is…not peeing in your pants.
At age 12…success is…having friends.
At age 16…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 20…success is…having sex.
At age 35…success is…having money.
At age 50…success is…having money.
At age 60…success is…having sex.
At age 70…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 75…success is…having friends.
At age 80…success is…not peeing in your pants.
Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.
Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.
See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.
And while one pair of tits is great, two pairs of tits are even BETTER.
That’s why shooting this video was so great because there were two sexy ladies in front of me with big boobs. (Truth be told, it was like busty heaven. I kind of wanted to sit down between them like the meat in a big-tit sandwich!)
The ladies are blonde bombshell Kaytee Carter and racy redhead Bebe Cooper (two boob debuts this week!), and I caught up with them in the studio while they were between shoots. The ladies talked about buying bras and about what kind of bras they like to wear…but the BEST part of this video is when they talk about what they like about boob play and how they like their tits touched. (Right after they take their tops off, of course.) Or maybe it’s the part where I zoom in on their nipples. lol
Have I told you that I love my job?
Enjoy these ladies (I know I did), and look for them on SCORELAND very soon!