Usually, interviewing a girl for the Blog is a one-person show. The Blog video camera is small. We don’t need any special lighting. Basically, we just wing it and see how things go.
But when I walked into the studio to do this Blog video with Shyla Shy, I asked Elliot to come along, and it wasn’t because I was being nice. This wasn’t one of those, “Hey, Elliot, come into the studio with me and check out the model’s tits” situations. Not at all. The truth is, I was afraid. Very afraid. I was afraid that at some point during the interview, Shyla Shy would go into labor. And if that happened, I wasn’t planning on delivering the baby by myself.
The good news: Shyla didn’t. But I gotta tell you, we’ve had some very pregnant girls in our studio (Lorna Morgan and April McKenzie come to mind), but no girl has ever looked as ready to pop as Shyla. She was eight-months pregnant when this video was shot on May 3, and she told us her due date is June 9. Well, I was pretty convinced her due date was going to end up being May 3.
“She can come any time,” Shyla said.
So enjoy this Blog video, and enjoy Shyla’s new photos and videos today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. And I’m just wondering: Can you imagine Shyla walking around Wet ‘n’ Wild in Orlando, Florida wearing a tiny bikini while she’s this pregnant? I’m not into theme parks, but when the theme is “naturally huge-titted pregnant girls in bikinis,” I’m there.
I am not very familiar with bondage, but I will admit that it intrigues me. There is something about seeing a naked woman, especially if she has big tits, all tied up and helpless. Maybe it speaks to the side of me that identifies with the mustachioed villain who ties the helpless damsel in distress to the train tracks.
Kelly Madison is all tied up and ready for play.
Except I would tie her to a bed…probably face down and ass up, to be honest.
But I digress…
Big-tit bondage is pretty fascinating stuff. The first set I ever happened upon that featured it was THIS very hot Brandy Talore set. First off, I love Brandy Talore. She has such a sweet, girl-next-door look to her, but she is actually a horny, raunchy cum slut. That is a turn on. Secondly, she is dressed up like a sailor at first. Seamen (and women) excite me. Lastly, she whips out this rope and starts practicing her knots, and before you know it, she’s all tied up and her tits are all puffy from the pressure of the rope.
Wowza! It’s kind of kinky and sexy.
Ashley Evans plays the role of tied up jungle girl very well.
We actually feature a gallery full of big-tit bondage in SCORELAND. Did you know that? Well, now you do. There’s light stuff for those of you who, like me, dabble in bondage. Then there’s some heavy stuff in there with clamps, mouse traps and pliers for those of you who like your bondage a little more intense. The gallery stars greats like Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Desirae, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Kelly Madison and Ashley Evans, just to name a few.
So, that leads me to this moment where I ask you if you are into bondage. I know, I know…it’s a personal question, but I am curious, and I’d like to know more about the kind of kink that drives you wild.
It’s what I live for, really.
Do you have a little villain in you? Do you want to tie up the damsel in distress and then cum all over her rack?
There’s more to a hardcore sex scene than the visuals. The sounds of sex are important, too. I don’t know how many of you reading this Blog think that hearing a girl talk dirty, yell and pump up the volume while she’s getting schtupped is important. Me, I think it’s real important. It adds a lot. I love to hear the sounds and nasty words coming out of their mouths. The more creative the fuck talk, the better. It kicks up the visual action by a huge degree.
Last September, we asked SCORELAND members about their listening habits when playing videos.
30% kept the volume at the same level they’d use for TV.
37% kept the volume low.
27% wore headphones.
A small percentage (5%) played videos without sound.
At home, I use a wireless headphone system, and I usually watch videos on my TV, not on my computer.
Some girls really have an above-average knack, a true talent, for extreme dirty talking, and I’m going to add a few links to some of the hottest mouths in action. Just click on the girl’s name.
Kianna Dior has few equals when it comes to a torrent of filthy fuck-me talk.
Elizabeth Starr has a well-deserved reputation for being a screamer and a squealer.
The words that come out of Danielle Derek‘s mouth could make an old longshoreman cover his ears.
Newcomer Goldie Ray is a screamer, a growler and a squealer with an extensive vocabulary. Very impressive! I didn’t see that coming, no pun intended.
At XLGirls.com, Kacey Parker loosens up a few muscles in “Massage Parlor Girl,” and a happy ending is guaranteed. Here’s Kacey in her masseuse’s titty-whiteys before she unleashes her massive 36H massage pillows on her client. It’s a lot more energetic than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new Lifetime TV show The Client List. “I’m an attention whore,” Kacey boasts. “I love it when wives catch their husbands staring at my large, youthful tits!” Our kind of woman.
Krystal Swift is a walking wet dream.
At SCOREVideos.com, newcomer Krystal Swift demonstrates how the Czech Republic will not slow down its pace to win the International Boobs Race. With her pigtails and country girl outfit, sweet and fresh-faced Krystal looks like the farmer’s daughter who moved to the big city. Watch out for those innocent-looking farmer’s daughter types. They like to ride guys ragged, and Krystal is no exception, going hardcore in her debut.
Uh, Chantal...he stopped breathing...
Dave blogged about the debut of Chantal Raye, one of the new wave of girls who don’t wait months or years (and, many times, forever) to step up their thermostat. They’re ready, willing and most able right now, right off the snap. Is this happening because more girls are now genuine fans of adult material as much as guys are? Or are they more naturally uninhibited than earlier generations?
Shyla Shy at 8+ months.
This Monday at XLGirls.com, Shyla Shy returns a month after her pregnant hardcore scene at seven months. Here she is at 8+ months for one last visit before her blessed event. There will be another photo set and video at SCORELAND the first week of June. Dave and I were ready to deliver, just in case.
Every year since 2007, the August edition of SCORE has gone swimsuit-happy. Whether the girls are wearing extreme bikinis or dental-floss monokinis, you can bet that this delicate beachwear is strained, stressed and stretched to the ripping point when worn on the stacked body of a SCORE Girl.
This year’s shapely swimsuit sirens are:
Angela White
Brittany O’Neil
Christy Marks
Dolly Delight
Hitomi
Lana Ivans
Michelle Bond and Leanne Crow side-by-side in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Valory Irene
Get your copy now at your favorite store or visit eBoobStore. If you’ve gone digital for computers or tablets, the August ’12 SCORE in digital magazine format contains five embedded streaming videos.
Here’s a look back at the past five years of SCORE‘s swimsuit issues!
Elliot and I were on our way back from lunch today when we started talking about the way things used to be in big-boob modeling. The way it used to work (and we’re talking about the ’90s and early 2000s), a girl would model for SCORE or Voluptuous for the first time. Maybe–and no more than maybe–there’d be full-frontal nudity. No spreading. No pussy. Just full-frontal. Then, a few months later, she’d return for another pictorial and maybe spread her legs. The next time, or the time after that, she’d show pink. Years could pass before that happened. And then, in very rare cases, she’d fuck on-camera. This whole process could take anywhere from two to five years (Angela White traveled the solo to hardcore trail for nine years).
Anyway, Elliot and I were discussing this because the girl who makes her debut today at SCORELAND, Chantal Raye, is doing more in one day than girls used to do in two years. She goes from fully clothed to full-frontal nudity to spreading her legs to showing pink to fingering her pussy in a matter of photos, not a matter of years.
Chantal Raye, tomorrow at SCORELAND
And tomorrow on SCORELAND, Chantal is sucking and fucking cock, and not just fucking but getting ass-fucked. Yep, in all of two days, Chantal Raye is covering the first five years of a model of yesteryear’s progression.
That’s special, isn’t it? Or are you one of those guys who enjoyed the tease, who enjoyed waiting? Who liked to get to know a girl before you saw her taking cock in her mouth, pussy and ass?
Well, I’ve got news for you: Those days are over. And for those of you who really felt that way (or still feel that way), I have a question for you: Have you ever turned down a girl who said to you on the first date (or second date), “Let’s fuck”? Have you ever responded, “I think we should wait and get to know each other better?”
I didn’t think so.
So, Chantal Raye walks into our studio. Turns out she discovered us at SCOREModelsWanted.com. She has huge, naturals tits and a blockbuster body. She says something along the lines of, “Where’s the cock?”
Are we supposed to say, “Sorry, Chantal, but you’re going to have to wait a few months for the cock”?
The other afternoon, I had an interesting talk with Dave about underwear.
I know…none of you would have that convo with your co-workers, but here, we talk about a lot of wild shit.
Well, Dave and I started talking about panties because I think that we should all talk more about panties. Panties don’t get enough attention, and frankly, I think panties are kind of awesome and chicks go through a lot of trouble to find nice panties to wear so gentlemen like yourselves see them. If we didn’t want them seen, looked at or admired, we would all wear big, white granny panties and call it a day. Remember that.
But I digress. We started talking about panties, and then that led to talk of bras (Which the same laws apply to. We wear pretty bras for you gents) and whether or not women should keep their bras on during sex.
Dave says that keeping the bra on (and sometimes even the panties on) during sex changes things up a little. You know…you get so hot and bothered that you can’t even be bothered to take her bra off. You just pull her tits out of it and fucking go to town. Or, rather, go to Fucking Town.
I say, nay.
And that’s just from my personal experience. When it’s sexy time, in my experience, anyway, most tit men want the bra off so the tits are free for fondling.
But then again, it’s not like I stopped them in that instant and conducted a poll on their preferences. There were different poles involved. lol
So, now I am asking you: Do you prefer that a woman keep her bra on or off during sex? These are the kinds of questions that keep me up nights, people. 🙂
Take a good look at Westy in both the bra-on state and the bra-off state and then give me your answer.
I live for your input. I do.
xoxox
Maria
Here we see Westy with no bra on, and her tits are free.
I blogged about big-boobed girls sucking on lollipops back in October, 2010.
My position about this issue hasn’t changed.
I wholeheartedly support this habit.
I don’t like models smoking. I don’t think it looks sexy or sophisticated, although my esteemed colleagues Dave and Maria may hold a different viewpoint about this.
Both cigarettes and lollipops fulfill that oral requirement which I guess dates back to the sucking instinct. That is, sucking on nipples.
Last week, Dave blogged about models sucking on fake cocks if they didn’t do boy-girl. I think sucking and licking lollipops is a lot sexier and it’s more natural-looking. It’s also something very sexual that a model can do even in photos intended for the most mainstream usage. So I’m always surprised we don’t see more of that. I mean, aren’t lollipops an all-American treat?
Christy Marks licks on a lollipop like it's your wiener.
Daylene give her lollipop a lusty cheeks-in suck.
I never see girls sucking on lollipops on TV, for example. I would love to see the local TV weather ladies do the morning reports taking the occasional lick of a lollipop. And we have some really smoking hot (pardon the expression, in this case) female meteorologists on English and Spanish-language television stations in South Florida. They could also use the lollipop to point at the map.
Female TV news anchors could suck on lollipops. The anchors on Fox would look really good doing, this although they might poo-poo the suggestion. What about game show hostesses, like Vanna White on Wheel Of Fortune? Vanna only needs one hand to turn the letters. She could have a free hand to hold the sucker.
In the ’90s, print distributors and retailers began inserting mens magazines into sealed, plastic polybags. They’re opaque and only transparent at the top where the title is printed and at the bottom for the bar code. This was started for a number of reasons.
They keep those rude and naughty covers discreetly concealed from irritating juvenile delinquents and old ladies with blue hair and the noses to match.
The bag also keeps the magazine clean. It can contain the DVD bonus without the printer having to bind the disc to the magazine. They also guarantee privacy for subscribers so that a mailman can’t read a magazine first before the reader does.
Those bags can also keep an adult mag rack section from becoming a public library. I’ve heard many an exasperated clerk tell a lingering browser to either buy a mag or put it back on the shelf. I’ve heard it myself a few times when I selfishly went overtime checking out the latest magazines. However, many adult stores crack open one copy of a title so the customers can check out the contents.
Some store employees don’t like polybagged magazines, whether they’re adult or not. Bagged magazines can be hard to scan. They’re difficult to stack on the racks. They’re more labor-intensive to return because the cover must be torn off before any unsold copies are returned to the distributors for credit.
Although the bags are an established fact of print magazine publishing now, TSG still believes that a cover should be created with the highest quality in mind, even though many readers will never see it until they get home. So we spend the time to do that, down to the colors, the cover girl and the cover shot.
I’ve posted 12 TSG magazine covers from the last four years.
What I want to know is, what is your favorite cover and why?
What attracted you to that cover the most? Was it the main girl? The smaller photos? A headline?
What makes a great cover?
What makes a weak cover?
Write your comments below or email scorecard@scoregroup.com.
I am going to start this post off by saying that I don’t have a dick. I know this because I was born a woman. Also, because I checked just now, and nope, I am sans penis.
But today I am going to have a serious discussion with you about jerking off.
I will give you a moment to process that.
Okay, now your next thought should naturally be, “Why is Maria, the notoriously busty, obviously female editor of V-mag, going to talk to ME about cocking the gun? About choking the chicken? About firing the Surgeon General? About the rise and fall of Peter the Great? About one-man tug of war? About the five-digit disco? Why is Maria talking to me about saying hello to my little friend?”
Well, the answer is simple and yet, not really so simple. You see, I am going to talk to you about punching the munchkin because upon seeing the new Tenga 3D Spirals in our warehouse, I stopped and said, “How the fuck do you use one of those things?”
Here is the thing, fellas…I am a chick. We have all sorts of toys and gadgetry aimed at helping us achieve the big “O”, and even better, achieving our “O” face. For us, toys are a commonplace thing. You open our bedside table drawers and you will find things that buzz, plug a variety of holes and, more than likely, a lube we enjoy. It’s all in there. We buy this shit, I promise you.
But guys, well, you guys have long been reduced to using just your hand.
Think about that.
You, the owners of tools for every job under the sun, have no tools for your, um, tools.
Why is that?
Guys love gadgets and gizmos. They love technology and all that comes with it. So why are you guys still jacking off like cavemen?
And before you say, “My hand works just fine…” let me just say, “Hi, I have hands, too. And fingers. Nice to meet you.”
Because we chicks could use our hands to rub one out, too. And we do, in a pinch when our vibrators are not around or out of batteries. But women will tell you…our toys take us to the promised land every time and much faster and more intensely than just double-clicking our own mouse with our fingers. I promise you. If you put two women side-by-side and asked them to masturbate until they came…like a bust-a-nut race if you will…the lady with the toy would win every time. She would probably have a bunch of orgasms before the lady and her hand even got warmed up.
Why?
Because toys are designed for us to cum harder and faster than we do when we just use our hands. And now, through the miracle of modern fucking science, you can cum harder and faster than you do by just using your hands.
No, it’s true. I can’t even make this shit up.
But I figured since you are men and you need proof and visual aids and stuff that I would grab a Tenga off the shelf and acquaint myself with the art of jacking off with one. And that’s exactly what I did and documented with the help of one of our helpful photogs in the SCORELAND studio.
First off, the Tenga is fucking cool looking. It comes in a case that makes it look like something you would buy at one of those cool, “I’m a man and I love gadgets” stores. You can leave this thing on your nightstand and it won’t scream LOOK AT ME! I’M A TOY FOR YOUR DICK! And it feels awesome, too. I mean, the minute I held it, I thought, “Wow, if I had a dick, I would totally want to put it in this thing.”
And then…I used the Tenga 3D Spiral.
What transpired will go down in “Chick using a guy’s jack aid” history.
But don’t take my word for it because seeing is believing.
Below, you will find a step-by-step guide on how to jerk off with a Tenga 3D Spiral, written and directed by someone without a penis. I think that because I don’t have a dick, I am the perfect candidate to tell you how to jerk off with one of these. Mostly because I have tits and also because I am very thorough. 🙂
So check it out, and then, if you are so inclined, click HERE and check out how to get your hands on (and your dick in) a Tenga 3D Spiral.
They are priced pretty well. Trust me. I payed almost $200 for a toy once. And it needed batteries. This thing doesn’t need any batteries. It runs on man power. That’s good for the environment. That makes you a hero. 🙂
And the cleanup is pretty easy, too. They even give you a stand for it to dry on.
Clearly, whoever designed this HAS a penis.
I’m just the gal who is going to show you how to use it on your penis.
It’s 2012…you have gadgets and technology for every room in your house, your car and your life. Isn’t it time to upgrade your jack game, too?
STOP JACKING OFF LIKE A CAVEMAN!
Welcome to the future.
xoxo,
Maria
Place the Tenga on the stand, halfway up until it dries (about 1/2 hour) and then push it all the way down, put the lid back on it and store. OR leave it on your night stand. It’s a conversation piece. Like a good book on a coffee table.
Once it’s flipped, clean off the outside.
Then flip the Tenga inside out under the water.
Take your Tenga to a sink and rinse it under running, warm water.
Place the toy on the convenient tray for temporary storage while you collect yourself and wonder why you didn’t buy one of these sooner.
Stroke. Stroke. Stroke. Say something like, “Oh, fuck! This feels amazing!” and then shoot your load inside of the Tenga.
Slide your dick inside the Tenga.
Get your dick ready for the ride of its life.
Crack open the lube and put it all over the ridge at the opening of the Tenga and pour some inside.
The Tenga comes with a convenient packet of lube. You can purchase more lube on the eboobstore with your order.
You will note that the ridges and spirals are now on the inside, waiting to take your dick to heaven, man.
Once you do that, it should look like this.
Grab the Tenga and turn it inside out.
The spiral texture you are looking at is actually the INSIDE of the Tenga. These spirals and ridges are going to stroke your dick.
Take off the case’s lid and voila! Your Tenga awaits.
The Tenga comes in an awesome case that makes for convenient storage. Like a garage for your cock gizmo.
