Latest Posts
May 15, 2012 by Elliot James
Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?
“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).
I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.
Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”
The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”
That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”
It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”
Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?
Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.
See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.
See you again, Michelle.
Today’s birthdays: Terry Nova and Yanine Diaz.
Yanine born May 15.
Today is Terry's B-Day.
May 14, 2012 by Maria
-
-
Daylene Rio speaks Spanish and the International language of FUCK.
-
-
Natasha Dulce is one sweet mamacita!
-
-
Angelina Castro is a XXX champion and a Latina.
I have a real soft spot in my heart and a wet spot on my panties for lusty Latinas. Being that I am a Latina myself, I enjoy and identify with caramel queens, and luckily for me, SCORELAND has plenty of chesty chicas for me to look at, er, “research” every day. Maybe it’s because I understand the fiery Latina disposition? Or maybe it’s because I happen to know firsthand that most Latin women are as fiery in the bedroom as they are in real life?
Or maybe it’s just that these particular Latinas are just extra caliente?
Whatever it is, I cannot and will not ever turn down a pair of caramel dugs, EVER.
And why should I? I mean, have you seen Daylene Rio fuck? Have you witnessed the sexiness that Angelina Castro puts out? And don’t even get me started on Natasha Dulce. She is just too mam-nificent for words. And then there’s Kitana Flores!
And here is another tidbit of insider info about Latinas…the dirty talk is fucking excellent. I mean, when a Latin girl really gets going and starts calling out all sorts of wild shit in Spanish, well, you might not know if you are cumming or going! lol Even if you don’t speak Spanish, a Latina’s cries of passion are universally understood for, “I am giving this chick the fucking time of her life!”
Ah, Latinas…SO CALIENTE.
So, tell me…do you like Latinas? Who are your current faves? And are you a guy who likes some Spanish dirty talk? Inquiring minds, mine in particular, want to know.
xoxox
Maria
May 13, 2012 by Elliot James
July '12 Voluptuous magazine: get it in print or in digital.
Here is a pairing of two future legends in the new July ’12 issue of Voluptuous magazine.
I think of the great V-mag duos over the years such as:
Linsey and Chloe
Jessica Turner and Lorna Morgan
Kerry Marie and Cassandra
Cherry Brady and Brandy Talore
Autumn-Jade and Sierra
Annie Swanson and Lilith
Sammy Black and Jenny Hill
Kelly Kay and Bozena
This one-on-one of Natalie and Micky belongs in that league of all-stars.
And featured in this edition:
Anastasia Blake
Angel DeLuca
Ashley Sage Ellison
Elaina Gregory
Melonie Max
Nancy Navarro
Reina Lee
Sonja Haze
Get it in print or get it in digital. Just get it and have a blast.
Is that a boobtastic cover of Micky and Natalie or not?
Can’t find V-mag at your local newsstand? Let us know and we’ll check it out.
May 12, 2012 by Dave
Merilyn Sakova tit-fucks and sucks a big, fake cock. Do you like this?
Here’s one of the things about being the editor of an international magazine with a wide circulation: You can’t please every single person. What I’m saying is, if your circulation is 50 or a hundred, you had better cater to the exact needs of every single person. But when you’re up where we are at SCORE and SCORELAND? You can try to please everyone, but it’s not going to work.
For example, preggers. Some guys love ’em. They want to see them all the time. Other guys hate them. Never want to see them. Well, it’s impossible to make both sides happy, so what do we do? We try to give the pregger lovers enough of what they want without turning off the guys who don’t like preggers.
Hardcore. Now, there isn’t much of a debate about this online. Most SCORELAND members love hardcore. But it’s a different story in the magazine. Sure, most readers like the XXX layouts, but then there are the guys who act offended when a single hard cock shows up in the magazine, even if it’s fucking a SCORE Girl. These guys go ape shit. They threaten to quit. And then I have to explain to them, very tenderly, that we’re not publishing a magazine for one person. We’re publishing a magazine for a lot of people, and I hate to put it this bluntly, but if you don’t like what you see, turn the page. The thing you don’t like to see will be over quickly, and you’ll be back to looking at the things you love.
There are times, though, when we think we have a pretty good handle on the vast majority of our readers and members. Just about all of them, in fact. Such is the case with dildos and other fuck toys. Back in the early 2000s, a girl fucking herself with a dildo in a magazine was a big deal, partly because we had never seen such a thing in newsstand magazines. That made it hot. But over time, most SCORE readers and SCORELAND members have soured a bit on dildos. They’d rather see the girl’s unobstructed pussy or, perhaps, the girl fucking herself with her own fingers.
But then, just when I think I have the whole thing figured out, I get this letter from J.P. of Daytona Beach, Florida. J.P. writes: You have those fake cocks with balls that look real. I think they are made by Doc Johnson. A lot of our SCORE favorites don’t do porno. So why don’t you give us photos of them sucking one of those fake cocks? The bigger the better! This should be mandatory in all your photo shoots. If they won’t take off their panties, have them suck a fake cock. Give us a closeup of her looking at the camera. This would give the reader the illusion he’s getting a blow job from his favorite SCORE lady.”
Is J.P. a rare bird these days? Or would you like to see the models who don’t do hardcore sucking on fake cocks?
Notice that J.P. didn’t say anything about the girls fucking themselves with fake cocks. But sucking on fake cocks…haven’t we been through this already?
May 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.
Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.
This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.
Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.
Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.
I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.
This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.
All I can say is, American woman, Be A SCORE Model.
A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again. “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.
I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.
May 10, 2012 by Elliot James
"If I notice that I’m getting attention from the neck down, I might bounce a little extra when I walk or pull my shirt down a little bit more," Zeta Verrone said. She's back at XLGirls for round two.
Zeta Verrone is a model wife.
She’s also a wife who models!
Zeta Verrone returns to XLGirls.com for round two in a fresh scene that’s really wham-bam. She’s very assertive and hands-on.
Zeta is the wife of a TSG fan who encouraged her to model. “It started with my husband,” she said. “He asked if we could sell shots of my boobs because he really likes them. So he did all the research and it just went from there, and I got into it. He really likes girls built like me, and as I’m getting into modeling, I’m finding there are a lot of guys out there that like curvier girls.”
Instead of buying her photos, we invited Zeta here. She accepted.
I like Zeta’s style and everything else about her. It goes to show that even with the increasing range and power of the Internet, many voluptuous, big-boobed girls don’t know that the tit-man cult (what I started calling The Boob Brotherhood years back) exists. It seems hard to believe yet it’s true. And without husbands or boyfriends who are tit-men, they’d never know that XLGirls or SCORELAND exist.
Maybe highway billboards are the answer. If they would be accepted by the Department of Transportation.
Zeta’s new scene goes hot today and Friday at XLGirls.com.
Thanks, Zeta!
Got a hot wife? A new air conditioner is not the only thing to check out.
Be A SCORE Model
May 9, 2012 by Elliot James
Glen S. sends us his artwork of three famed Voluptuous and SCORE Girls plus one model who only posed for three layouts–and only in photos, no videos–then became part of the passing parade of stacked girls.
Glen writes: “I’ve been meaning to give it in earlier, but I got sidetracked. These are a couple of images of some my favorite girls. I enjoy doing this artwork and I appreciate you showcasing other readers’ work as well. Always a pleasure to see. I like H.D.’s stuff from Germany. He’s got a nice, easy style.”
I didn’t think anyone remembered Tori well enough to create and send an illustration of her. No one has mentioned Tori in a decade. But she definitely made an impression on Glen over 10 years later.
Tori has great, pancake-sized areolae, and, at that time, a genuine girl-next-door look. She was living in Arizona in late 1998 when a SCORE Group contributing photographer met her.
I like the addition of the Union Jack in Nicole’s picture. Nicole’s a painter herself, and I think she’d appreciate Glen’s take.
Thank you, Glen!
-
-
Tori in April ’99 V-mag.
-
-
Tori
-
-
Desirae
-
-
Nicole Peters
-
-
Cassandra
May 8, 2012 by Maria
Amber Bach knows a thing or two about keeping her tits fit.
I am going to let you in on a little secret: Tits need exercise, too.
In fact, physical titness is a very important aspect of a busty woman’s regimen. Breasts need to be jiggled, massaged, oiled and squeezed at least once a day to maintain said levels of titness.
Just check out Amber Bach on SCORELAND today in a video that happens to take place in a ladies’ locker room. She shows you how she hops around in her sports bra and then, of course, how she hops around out of her sports bra. In fact, there is so much hopping around and titty bouncing that your heart rate will go up and you are liable to break a sweat.
We must advise that if at any time you feel dizzy during this bout of physical titness, you sit down and rest. We don’t want you to become over-eXXXerted.
What else can you expect from this video of Amber?
You get to see Amber dribble spit all over her nipples…you know, to keep them hydrated. You see her oiling up her bod, too, because lubrication is important for range of motion. (I really don’t know what that means or if it makes sense, but fuck, it sounded legit.) You even get to see her work out her muscles…her pussy muscles, that is! She fingers her box for all it’s worth, over and over. I believe in the workout world, they call those reps.
Physical titness…check it out. Because working out is important.
xoxox
Maria
May 7, 2012 by Elliot James
That’s Shyla Shy, and Shyla is seven months pregnant.
That’s not stopping Shyla from going after big stick. Pregnant girls, their hormones gushing like an uncapped Texas oil well, tend to be super-horny. Shyla’s sex drive was high way before she got knocked up, even though the word shy is in her first and last names.
And at seven months? So hot, you could fry burgers on her butt.
Shyla’s tits are huge, bigger than ever.
Shyla does the deed at XLGirls.com right now, and if you’re a preggo fan, you don’t want to miss this one. If you do miss it, do not come back crying to me like a baby.
Shyla will be back very soon. Like when she is at eight-and-a-half months. That’s close to the blessed arrival. Dave and I may wind up delivering the baby and become godfathers, another accomplishment we can add to our list of achievements. Thanks for being you, Shyla Shy.
Shyla Shy is actually very shy in many ways EXCEPT bumping and grinding for XLGirls.com.
May 5, 2012 by Elliot James
In the tradition of Rocky 1-6, Star Wars 6-1 and Friday The 13th part 25, it’s time once again for the candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers, selected from SCORE‘s treasure trove of titanic ta-ta’s, boobtastic bazongas, colossal cones, stacked sweater stuffers and cantilevered casabas.
The photographer asked for pussy but did not clarify.
A game of tonsil hockey helps to unite America and Canada.
An afternoon siesta for Romina Lopez and Paola Rios leaves them hanging.
Renee is always happy to lend a boob shelf to rest on. Maria approves.
