This is just about the most eye contact Brandy Dean ever gets.
Sometimes, you can learn more about a person from watching what they do than by listening to what they say. Now, obviously, when the girl I’m talking to is Brandy Dean, I’m doing a lot more watching than listening. Sorry, Brandy, but that’s just the way it is (and I’m sure you’ve experienced this before): You’re talking to a guy, and although you want him to be focused on what you’re saying, he’s focused on your chest. Right, Brandy?
But that’s not exactly what I’m getting at here because I actually was listening to what Brandy Dean was saying when I interviewed her for the two videos (interview and hardcore, by the way) that go up today at SCORELAND. But I kept noticing something about her…
ME: You like your tits, don’t you?
BRANDY: Yeah. They’re great. I like big tits. Why would you say that?
ME: Because there are women with big tits who don’t know what to do with them, but you do, and you keep on looking at them.
BRANDY: They’re beautiful. And I have big areolae, too. Everybody likes that.
All during the interview, Brandy kept looking down at her cleavage (what a view that must be!) and jiggling her tits and leaning forward just so and using her arms to push her tits together in a way that said, “I know I have big tits, I love my big tits and I know exactly how to display my big tits.”
This is a special gift, and like I said, not all busty women have it (Micky Bells does and so does Hitomi).
The thing that makes what Brandy does during the interview even more special is that she’s wearing a C-cup bra. That’s right, a C-cup bra on DDD-cup tits!
It really is great to have Brandy back. She’s as pretty and sexy as ever, and, yep, the carpet still matches the drapes, and she’s a great hardcore performer, too, but she’s so sweet and polite. You know, I have to admit, I felt a little guilty asking her questions about sex. It somehow didn’t seem right. But then she told me to go ahead and ask them, so I did, although I really didn’t have to. Her body was telling me all I needed to know.
Enjoy Brandy Dean, SCORE Girl since 2001 and still going strong.
December 4, 2003: Brandy Talore fucks on-camera for the first time.
Sometimes when people ask, “When is [INSERT MODEL’S NAME HERE] going to fuck on-camera?” I feel like saying, “What are you talking about? She hasn’t even taken off her panties, and you’re asking when she’s going to do hardcore? The answer is N-E-V-E-R!”
But then I have to stop myself, and there’s one reason for that:
Brandy Talore.
Now, according to unofficial counts, Brandy has done about a gazillion hardcore scenes. Her pretty face and bald pussy and giant, natural tits have been fucked so many times, I’m sure even she has lost count. One time in a SCORE interview conducted by Christy Marks, Brandy said one of the things she wanted most was a cum facial because so many guys have shot their loads on her tits.
But, back in 2002…well, I’ll tell you what happened back in late 2002. I’ll never forget it. I was standing outside the SCORE building with Brandy, trying to get to know her a little better (and staring down her blouse), and we were talking about the first time she had seen Voluptuous magazine (in an adult store in Bowling Green, Ohio) when I got around to asking her where her modeling career might go. And that’s when Brandy said, “I’ll never do hardcore.”
Never lasted less than a year.
“You have to remember that I was really young when I first came here,” Brandy said. She was 21, in fact. “The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted.”
Elliot used to have a photo of Brandy pinned up by his desk. It showed Brandy with her mouth stuffed with cock, and every time I passed Elliot’s desk (which was several times a day), I’d stop and look. I couldn’t believe it: Brandy Talore’s mouth stuffed with cock, her cheek bulging. Who woulda thunk it? Not me, and definitely not Brandy.
Anyway, all this is my way of saying, “You never know” and “Never say never.” If Brandy Talore can do a gazillion XXX scenes, anyone can. The very first one she ever shot–EVER–goes up today in a remastered version at SCOREVideos.com. It was shot on December 4, 2003, which is now an historic day in the history of big-tit hardcore.
The amazing thing about Brandy is that even though she’s absolutely, genuinely a big-time porn star, to me, she’s still the girl-next-door. I don’t know how she’s managed to pull that off, but she has. Another Brandy (Brandy Dean, who returns to SCORELAND Thursday), who’s also from the midwestern United States, has managed to pull that off, too, although Brandy D. has not done nearly as many scenes as Brandy T.
Anyway, if you can, get over to SCOREVideos.com today and check out Brandy’s historic scene. And if you’re wondering when so and so is going to do hardcore…well, maybe not never.
Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?
“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).
I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.
Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”
The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”
That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”
It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”
Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?
Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.
See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.
Daylene Rio speaks Spanish and the International language of FUCK.
Natasha Dulce is one sweet mamacita!
Angelina Castro is a XXX champion and a Latina.
I have a real soft spot in my heart and a wet spot on my panties for lusty Latinas. Being that I am a Latina myself, I enjoy and identify with caramel queens, and luckily for me, SCORELAND has plenty of chesty chicas for me to look at, er, “research” every day. Maybe it’s because I understand the fiery Latina disposition? Or maybe it’s because I happen to know firsthand that most Latin women are as fiery in the bedroom as they are in real life?
Or maybe it’s just that these particular Latinas are just extra caliente?
Whatever it is, I cannot and will not ever turn down a pair of caramel dugs, EVER.
And why should I? I mean, have you seen Daylene Rio fuck? Have you witnessed the sexiness that Angelina Castro puts out? And don’t even get me started on Natasha Dulce. She is just too mam-nificent for words. And then there’s Kitana Flores!
And here is another tidbit of insider info about Latinas…the dirty talk is fucking excellent. I mean, when a Latin girl really gets going and starts calling out all sorts of wild shit in Spanish, well, you might not know if you are cumming or going! lol Even if you don’t speak Spanish, a Latina’s cries of passion are universally understood for, “I am giving this chick the fucking time of her life!”
Ah, Latinas…SO CALIENTE.
So, tell me…do you like Latinas? Who are your current faves? And are you a guy who likes some Spanish dirty talk? Inquiring minds, mine in particular, want to know.
July '12 Voluptuous magazine: get it in print or in digital.
Here is a pairing of two future legends in the new July ’12 issue of Voluptuous magazine.
I think of the great V-mag duos over the years such as:
Linsey and Chloe
Jessica Turner and Lorna Morgan
Kerry Marie and Cassandra
Cherry Brady and Brandy Talore
Autumn-Jade and Sierra
Annie Swanson and Lilith
Sammy Black and Jenny Hill
Kelly Kay and Bozena
This one-on-one of Natalie and Micky belongs in that league of all-stars.
And featured in this edition:
Anastasia Blake
Angel DeLuca
Ashley Sage Ellison
Elaina Gregory
Melonie Max
Nancy Navarro
Reina Lee
Sonja Haze
Merilyn Sakova tit-fucks and sucks a big, fake cock. Do you like this?
Here’s one of the things about being the editor of an international magazine with a wide circulation: You can’t please every single person. What I’m saying is, if your circulation is 50 or a hundred, you had better cater to the exact needs of every single person. But when you’re up where we are at SCOREand SCORELAND? You can try to please everyone, but it’s not going to work.
For example, preggers. Some guys love ’em. They want to see them all the time. Other guys hate them. Never want to see them. Well, it’s impossible to make both sides happy, so what do we do? We try to give the pregger lovers enough of what they want without turning off the guys who don’t like preggers.
Hardcore. Now, there isn’t much of a debate about this online. Most SCORELAND members love hardcore. But it’s a different story in the magazine. Sure, most readers like the XXX layouts, but then there are the guys who act offended when a single hard cock shows up in the magazine, even if it’s fucking a SCORE Girl. These guys go ape shit. They threaten to quit. And then I have to explain to them, very tenderly, that we’re not publishing a magazine for one person. We’re publishing a magazine for a lot of people, and I hate to put it this bluntly, but if you don’t like what you see, turn the page. The thing you don’t like to see will be over quickly, and you’ll be back to looking at the things you love.
There are times, though, when we think we have a pretty good handle on the vast majority of our readers and members. Just about all of them, in fact. Such is the case with dildos and other fuck toys. Back in the early 2000s, a girl fucking herself with a dildo in a magazine was a big deal, partly because we had never seen such a thing in newsstand magazines. That made it hot. But over time, most SCORE readers and SCORELAND members have soured a bit on dildos. They’d rather see the girl’s unobstructed pussy or, perhaps, the girl fucking herself with her own fingers.
But then, just when I think I have the whole thing figured out, I get this letter from J.P. of Daytona Beach, Florida. J.P. writes: You have those fake cocks with balls that look real. I think they are made by Doc Johnson. A lot of our SCORE favorites don’t do porno. So why don’t you give us photos of them sucking one of those fake cocks? The bigger the better! This should be mandatory in all your photo shoots. If they won’t take off their panties, have them suck a fake cock. Give us a closeup of her looking at the camera. This would give the reader the illusion he’s getting a blow job from his favorite SCORE lady.”
Is J.P. a rare bird these days? Or would you like to see the models who don’t do hardcore sucking on fake cocks?
Notice that J.P. didn’t say anything about the girls fucking themselves with fake cocks. But sucking on fake cocks…haven’t we been through this already?
Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.
Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.
This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.
Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.
Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.
I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.
This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.
A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again. “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.
I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.
"If I notice that I’m getting attention from the neck down, I might bounce a little extra when I walk or pull my shirt down a little bit more," Zeta Verrone said. She's back at XLGirls for round two.
Zeta Verrone is a model wife.
She’s also a wife who models!
Zeta Verrone returns to XLGirls.com for round two in a fresh scene that’s really wham-bam. She’s very assertive and hands-on.
Zeta is the wife of a TSG fan who encouraged her to model. “It started with my husband,” she said. “He asked if we could sell shots of my boobs because he really likes them. So he did all the research and it just went from there, and I got into it. He really likes girls built like me, and as I’m getting into modeling, I’m finding there are a lot of guys out there that like curvier girls.”
Instead of buying her photos, we invited Zeta here. She accepted.
I like Zeta’s style and everything else about her. It goes to show that even with the increasing range and power of the Internet, many voluptuous, big-boobed girls don’t know that the tit-man cult (what I started calling The Boob Brotherhood years back) exists. It seems hard to believe yet it’s true. And without husbands or boyfriends who are tit-men, they’d never know that XLGirls or SCORELAND exist.
Maybe highway billboards are the answer. If they would be accepted by the Department of Transportation.
Zeta’s new scene goes hot today and Friday at XLGirls.com.
Thanks, Zeta!
Got a hot wife? A new air conditioner is not the only thing to check out.
Glen S. sends us his artwork of three famed Voluptuous and SCORE Girls plus one model who only posed for three layouts–and only in photos, no videos–then became part of the passing parade of stacked girls.
Glen writes: “I’ve been meaning to give it in earlier, but I got sidetracked. These are a couple of images of some my favorite girls. I enjoy doing this artwork and I appreciate you showcasing other readers’ work as well. Always a pleasure to see. I like H.D.’s stuff from Germany. He’s got a nice, easy style.”
I didn’t think anyone remembered Tori well enough to create and send an illustration of her. No one has mentioned Tori in a decade. But she definitely made an impression on Glen over 10 years later.
Tori has great, pancake-sized areolae, and, at that time, a genuine girl-next-door look. She was living in Arizona in late 1998 when a SCORE Group contributing photographer met her.
I like the addition of the Union Jack in Nicole’s picture. Nicole’s a painter herself, and I think she’d appreciate Glen’s take.
Amber Bach knows a thing or two about keeping her tits fit.
I am going to let you in on a little secret: Tits need exercise, too.
In fact, physical titness is a very important aspect of a busty woman’s regimen. Breasts need to be jiggled, massaged, oiled and squeezed at least once a day to maintain said levels of titness.
Just check out Amber Bach on SCORELAND today in a video that happens to take place in a ladies’ locker room. She shows you how she hops around in her sports bra and then, of course, how she hops around out of her sports bra. In fact, there is so much hopping around and titty bouncing that your heart rate will go up and you are liable to break a sweat.
We must advise that if at any time you feel dizzy during this bout of physical titness, you sit down and rest. We don’t want you to become over-eXXXerted.
What else can you expect from this video of Amber?
You get to see Amber dribble spit all over her nipples…you know, to keep them hydrated. You see her oiling up her bod, too, because lubrication is important for range of motion. (I really don’t know what that means or if it makes sense, but fuck, it sounded legit.) You even get to see her work out her muscles…her pussy muscles, that is! She fingers her box for all it’s worth, over and over. I believe in the workout world, they call those reps.
Physical titness…check it out. Because working out is important.
