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Celebrate SCORE‘s 20th anniversary! Vote for the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever! The voting booths are now open.

May 2, 2012 by Dave

This is not the official ballot. It's a facsimile. The actual ballot can be found in the members area of SCORELAND.

Know what I just did? I just voted for my 20 favorite SCORE Girls of all-time in SCORELAND‘s edition of the “20 for 20” contest at SCORELAND. Yes, the voting booths are now open for this contest in which SCORELAND members–yes, members only (membership has its privileges, you know)–get to pick the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever. Twenty years of SCORE. Twenty girls. Hence, “20 for 20.”

Recently, magazine readers had their chance to vote, and the results made up the June ’12 20th anniversary double issue, now available in print and digital formats at eBoobStore.com. But if there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s that magazine and online big-boob lovers have slightly different tastes in girls. The magazine readers slightly trended toward the classic SCORE Girls; 11 of the 20 girls chosen made their debuts in the 1990s. Will SCORELAND members mirror their boob brothers? Or will they trend toward the newer girls? I’m looking forward to finding out. The online ballot includes 50 girls, made up of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals, every Hall of Famer and a mix of legends and newcomers selected by our editorial board (but based, of course, on the popularity of the girls throughout the years).

The purpose of the online voting is to set the stage for SCORELAND’s gala celebration of SCORE‘s 20th anniversary, scheduled to kick off on June 1. As we did with the “Best of the Decade” voting a few years ago, we’ll announce one winner a day, starting with the 20th-highest vote-getter and counting down to No. 1. Of course, there’ll be a lot more going on at SCORELAND during June because if there’s one thing we’ve proven, it’s that we know how to throw a big-boob party.

And now, the FAQs:

Q: Can I vote more than once?

A: No.

Q: What if I’m not a SCORELAND member?

A: Join.

Q: Are write-in votes allowed?

A: No.

Q: Can I vote for one, five or 10 girls or do I have to vote for 20?

A: You must vote for 20.

Q: Do I have to vote for the girls in any special order?

A: No. Just vote for 20. All votes will be counted equally.

One more thing: the deadline for voting is midnight on May 10.

Meanwhile, congratulations to the 50 ladies who made it onto the ballot. Considering how many hundreds of girls have appeared in SCORE since its inception in 1992, just being on the ballot is impressive.

Now vote!

What’s going on behind the scenes at SCORELAND? A lot!

May 1, 2012 by Dave

Brandy Dean returns Friday in XXX action at SCOREVideos.com, then later in the month at SCORELAND.

There’s a lot going on here at The SCORE Group. Of course, we’re always excited about putting out the monthly mags, but these days, there’s a lot of website-related excitement in the air. Now, I know that a lot of you are going to want specifics, and you can ask for them all you want, but…well, let’s just say that there are some things I’m at liberty to reveal and some things I’m not at liberty to reveal. So here goes:

1. COMING SOON (very soon, I think): a new model-related contest for SCORELAND members. This one will be similar to “The Best of the Decade” voting we did a few years back and it will be tied to SCORELAND‘s upcoming celebration of SCORE magazine’s 20th anniversary. Of course, you must be a SCORELAND member to vote.

2. ALSO COMING SOON: A brand-new website. Yes, a brand-new big-boob website, and this one is going to be of interest to a lot of Blog readers. I’m not going to tell you anything else about it. I am going to tell you that it’s in its final testing stage right now. I will also tell you that it’s a labor of love for me and Elliot James.

Coming soon: Cum inside Eva Notty

3. ALSO COMING SOON (although not soon enough as far as I’m concerned): New Brandy Dean! Yep, the creamy skinned, huge-titted, red-haired country girl recently walked into our studio for the first time in nearly four years, and I gotta tell you, she looks sensational. I think she’s gotten bustier. She disagreed. I pointed out to her that her tits were destroying the bra she was wearing. She pointed out that her DDD-cups were being squeezed into a C-cup bra. I stopped asking questions.

4. AND COMING EVEN SOONER: Eva Notty, 2010 Model of the Year and one of our favorites here, gets her pussy creamed for the first time on video. I’m talking about a creampie, of course. Now, I know a lot of you guys are into facials and cumming on tits, but I’m telling you, Eva’s creamed cunt is worth viewing.

That’s all for now. Of course, there’s lots more, every day, but I just thought you’d like to know.

Birthday babes this week

April 30, 2012 by Elliot James

 

Of the nine girls celebrating their birthdays this week, five are British, three are Americans and one is Czech.

You know what this means, yet again.

Great Britain is winning the international boobs race.

Let’s go, Americans.

Email SCOREModelswanted.com today and catch up!

Happy birthday, SCORE Girls.

International Dance Day? No. International Sexy Dance Day? Yes.

April 29, 2012 by Maria

According to the Wiki gods, today is International Dance Day. On this day, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind….

No, wait…that’s the Safety Dance.

Well, although they deemed it International Dance Day, the powers that be failed to say what kind of dancing that entailed, so I am going to go ahead and call today International Sexy Dance Day. Just let the International Dance Committee try and stop me.

So on this day I am going to pay homage to some sexy dancers that I happen to enjoy. All of these ladies dance their asses off, naked, and that is really the best kind of dancing there is.

And I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it.

In fact, I remember when SCORE used to do a feature called Caught in the Act where we would check out one of our busty babes at the strip club she was dancing at. And who can forget the dancing on the deck during those long nights at sea during the Boob Cruises? Yes, we have always held the naked dancer in high regard here at SCORELAND.

So check out these tiny-yet-huge-breasted dancers and enjoy International Sexy Dance Day, because even though it’s not a holiday, it totally fucking should be.

You’re welcome.

xoxo, Maria

Sometimes, it’s not what you watch. It’s how you watch it.

April 28, 2012 by Dave

Kelly Christiansen knows that she's the one you paid to see.

Back in the old days (and for me, that was the late 1970s and early 1980s), if you wanted to see a porn movie, you basically had three choices: 1.) Go to a peep show emporium; 2.) Set up your 8mm projector in your basement, watch one of those old Swedish Erotica reels and hope the sprockets didn’t break; 3.) Go to an adult theater.

I don’t know about you, but I usually opted for No. 3., which entailed the following: 1.) Finding a seat as far from another person as possible (for obvious reasons); and then 2.) Sitting there and watching the entire movie (or movies, usually) from beginning to end, meaning all the sex and all the plot/acting in-between, hoping and waiting for something good to happen. And if it did, I’d have to wait another few hours if I wanted to see it again. Watching a porn movie was a very frustrating, very linear experience.

Of course, all that changed with videos and, then, DVDs, and, now, high-speed streaming videos online. You know, there are times when I pine for the days when I’d go to the adult theaters in Bay Shore, New York and Syracuse (the Westcott) and sit there for hours watching Desiree Cousteau and Seka. And then I come to my senses and think, “Idiot, those might have been the old days, but they definitely weren’t the good old days.”

Now, we watch what we want when we want it and in total privacy. We used to have to sit through a half-hour of Jamie Gillis making believe he was acting before getting what we paid our five bucks to see. Now, if I want to see Kelly Christiansen giving a blow job and not watch the setup, I can be there in seconds. Cum shot? No problem. I’m there. Instant gratification, and if I want to watch something again, I do it. No waiting. And no creepy seatmates, either. (One time at the “Triple Treat Theater” in Show World on Eighth Avenue in NYC, I noticed that the guy two seats down had his cock out and was jacking wildly; I moved just in time.)

Which brings me to the point of today’s Blog: How do you watch hardcore (or even solo) videos, either on SCORELAND or on DVD?

I’m guessing that a lot of you watch a scene straight-through (meaning from start to finish) the first time, then for all subsequent viewings, you jump right to your favorite moment or moments. But maybe some of you NEVER watch a scene from start to finsh. Maybe you’re always fast-forwarding and jumping around until you get to the key (jackable) moment. Of course, if you never watch a scene from start to finish, you might be missing out on some good stuff.

What’s your adult video viewing technique?

 

You deserve a boob-break today. So look for those big arches. I’m lovin’ tit. Ya want fries with that?

April 27, 2012 by Elliot James

Natasha's back. And showing her back. Because she also has back besides boobs.

The other day, I read a news item about celebrities who had worked at McDonald’s at some point in their lives. Some of the names mentioned were singer Shania Twain, actress Sharon Stone and TV host Star Jones. I’m trying to visualize Sharon Stone in her famous scene from Basic Instinct as a McDonald’s drive-through girl. It would be a good comedy skit.

Whenever I see those famous golden arches, I don’t think of burgers. I see a pair of big breasts from a bird’s-eye point-of-view or a girl lying down, her boobs pointing at the ceiling.

Sadly, one of our own celebrities at SCORELAND was not mentioned in the article. Talk about neglect!

Her name?

Natasha Dulce.

Natasha used to work at McDonald’s. But then an issue arose about those degrading paper hats they have the employees wear. As Natasha remembered it last year when she debuted at SCORELAND, she didn’t wear her hat at the job and the female manager “just told me to go home, and at that time, my car was in the shop so my parents had to drop me off at work. Well, that happened like 10 minutes after, so my mom got really mad, and then my dad ended up picking me up, and he cussed out the store manager, and then she fired me for it.”

So Natasha became an exotic dancer instead of climbing the corporate ladder to become an assistant manager. Then she tried modeling and liked it.

Their loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. There is a fairness in life sometimes.

I bring all this up because Natasha is back with a new XXX scene, “La Dulce Vida,” something I’ve been eagerly hoping and waiting over a year for. And I’m lovin’ it. You will, too.

The new SCORE Model of the Year winner!

This time, Natasha is decked out in old-school men’s magazine garb. The black stockings, the garters, the bra and panties…the works. The only accessory that’s missing is a sexy paper hat. Welcome back, Natasha.

Ya want fries with that?

Also at SCORELAND is this fresh pictorial of the new SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen. It’s a well-deserved win! Kelly never ceases to stagger everyone in her path. She has it all. The SCORE Man’s dream wife. Every SCORE Man should have one.

“I’m just very flattered,” Kelly said. “That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Flattered, surprised, shocked, wow! What else can I say? It’s great. Thank you so much!”

Being a SCORE Girl has helped Kelly’s self-confidence. “I think I said that was one of the reasons I got into this, that I wanted to boost my confidence. It worked! I’m definitely not as shy as I used to be. That’s definitely a good thing for me.”

Congratulations, Kelly! Hope to see you back again soon.

 

 

 

The Lineup: Like a buffet of tits for your dick.

April 26, 2012 by Maria

Ah, the lineup. That moment on-location somewhere beautiful when all the sexy babes on vacation with us come together like a Beatles song, standing side-by-side, tits held high, like a summit of stackdom. It’s fucking glorious and one of my favorite things about location shoots.

It’s like a buffet of tits for your dick. It’s that good.

Because, really, when will you ever see a feast of flesh this amazing anywhere else? I don’t care where you live or where you shop, there is no way that one day, five scantily clad, stacked babes are gonna show up and stand side-by-side in big-tit harmony like this at your local supermarket or mall.

It ain’t happening.

And, really, this is what we’re known for at SCORELAND. The big-tit vacation and subsequent lineup are…like…our thing. We are good at it. I would venture to say that no one does it better.

I mean, I saw it IN PERSON once when I went on-location to Hungary, and it was impressive. Busty, topless hotties all grouped together, giggling and shaking their tits at one another…have mercy, it was like I died and went to big-tit heaven.

So today, I salute the lineup and all the babes who sand tall and proud and say, “Hey, I have big tits and so do these gals standing next to me. Please, stare at them.”

It almost brings a tear of joy to my eye.

xoxo,

Maria

 

A SCORELAND salute to the administrative professionals of the world

April 24, 2012 by Elliot James

I probably don’t need to explain Administrative Professionals Day, also called Admin Day or Secretaries Day, which is tomorrow, the last Wednesday of the month of April. (In Europe, where it’s on the third Wednesday, it was already celebrated on April 19.)

I’m sure each of you know the complete and detailed history of this special holiday since its creation in 1952.

On this day, receptionists, administrative assistants, administrative support staffers, secretaries and other office workers are honored and celebrated for their hard work.

It is not too late to secure gifts of flowers, candy, handbags, cash and memberships to SCORELAND for your secretaries and other clerical staffers.

We, too, at The SCORE Group, would like to honor these tireless functionaries, for upon their shoulders (in our case, upon their bra cups) rests the success, efficiency and productiveness of the world’s businesses. The world may not always know of their behind-the-scenes endeavors, and so this holiday was devised. Surprisingly enough, the furniture and department stores do not celebrate this day with sales nor do the car dealers and bra stores of the world.

We give thanks by dedicating this Blog to them.

 

Tits…IN YOUR FACE!

April 23, 2012 by Maria

Ah, the closeup shot of big tits…is there anything fucking better?

I mean, when you see a big pair of tits in the distance, isn’t your first thought, “Damn, I wish those big tits were in my face right now!”?

When you’re at a strip club and one of the dancers has a nice rack, don’t you want her to come over to you and slap those tits all over your face?

When a chick is riding your rod, isn’t it awesome when she leans forward and puts those tits right in your face?

Even as a baby…you wanted tits in your face.

Wanting tits in your face is an innate need. It’s a primal thing. It’s science, people.

That’s why today, on this ordinary Monday, I am going to put a lot of tits in your face. Because Mondays need more tits. And your face needs tits all up in it.

Click the pics to enlarge them and please, enjoy these tits…IN YOUR FACE.

xoxox,

Maria