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She can talk and fuck at the same time!

August 20, 2009 by Dave 8 Comments

If you’ve ever wondered what a porn editor does all day…

Well, on this day, I walked onto the set where big-titted 50-year-old hottie Persia Monir was fucking and interviewed her while she had a cock in her pussy. The photographer didn’t seem to mind. The Stunt Cock didn’t seem to mind. Persia definitely didn’t seem to mind. I had trouble keeping the camera steady, but I mostly managed, I think. I’d never done this before.

Just minutes after I left, Persia took a cock in her ass on camera for the first time. You can see that–the professionally shot and edited version, of course–today at

You know, this beats interviewing sweaty, surly baseball players. Or working.

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A different definition of “hard at work”

August 19, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

The following blog post is by Allie, the editor of 18eighteen and XLGirls magazines.

Not to downplay my love of big titties, but I’m going to take this post in a different direction from most of the other entries on this blog.

I don’t know if anyone out there gives a damn, but this is my post and I want to talk about working in porn for a minute. I mean, it’s different.

When I first meet someone and we get to the “So what do you do?” conversation, I have to decide whether to tell them that I work in “publishing” or porn. Usually if they seem like a conservative tight ass, I say publishing and change the subject. If I sense that my new acquaintance is your average down-to-earth, dirty-minded pervert (like myself), I tell ‘em the truth.

That being said, my parents know what I do for a living, but my extended family doesn’t. Extended family, if your Google skills lead you here…um, sorry.

Obviously, there are things about this job that make it unique from others. But it’s like a normal job in many other aspects as well.

What’s different:

First of all, the language. We talk quite openly (and loudly) about pussy, cock and tits. We also speak this way in important meetings. It’s part of our business lingo. Imagine telling your boss, “We need a better shot of a cock in her pussy.” Happens all the time.

I remember one specific incident where I had this conversation with SCORE editor Dave:
Me: Is there a hyphen in ass fucking?
Dave: That depends. Is it modifying a noun, like ass-fucking sluts?
Me: Nope. Just ass fucking.
Dave: No hyphen then.

Often us SCORE editors will congregate to ponder profound questions, like which would you rather fuck, an ugly chick with huge knockers or a pretty, flat girl? Or which is worse, a flat ass or cankles? But SCORE Men probably have similar conversations at their jobs too. Right, guys?

Editors are a busy bunch. There's no time for foolishness.

Editors are a busy bunch. There's no time for foolishness.

Then there are the models. Most of us only see them when their photo sets come through the pipeline, but sometimes we get to see them up close and personal. It’s something else to be called into the studio and have a model do a 360 for you completely nude. And it can be a bit awkward during the interviews when we ask them about sucking cock and fucking. But they’re usually happy to divulge the horny details of their sex lives.

Some other things that stand out about working here: Being extras in our feature movies like My Big Plump Wedding. Coming up with adjectives for pussy, cock, sex and boobs. And finally, being able to watch porn whenever I want while in the office.

What’s not so different:

It’s funny that a lot of people have this notion that going to work in an adult publishing company is like going to a strip club. I know it’s porn and stuff, but we have, like, responsibilities. The truth is that I get here, I drink my coffee and I work in a cubicle. I work normal hours and I have deadlines to meet.

The office rest room gets crowded at times.

The office rest room gets crowded at times.

Everyone wears normal clothes. Sometimes we even wear jackets because it can get a bit nippy indoors. We have meetings and other business matters to attend to. Not so crazy, but in the end, it’s for you guys reading this right now.

To be honest, I didn’t know what to expect when I started working here. But it’s been great so far. I love being able to come to work and say cock and look at naked people. But, maybe I’m just weird.

And fellow editors, if I missed anything, feel free to chime in!-Allie


You are looking at Score staff with the exception of bridesmaid Maria Moore.

You are looking at the Score staff with the exception of bridesmaid Maria Moore.

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Alia Janine: “I’m a clothing removal technician”

August 19, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

So here’s new SCORE model Alia Janine on the set. She’s appeared in September ’09 SCORE magazine, the SCORELAND videos “Top Heavy Poleslider” and “Born To Be Naked,” and the DVD Mamazon. Alia was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and now lives on the west coast of Florida. In Wisconsin, the girls sadly can’t run around all year in titty tops and little shorts, but they can in Florida. So with her great body, Alia’s made a fine choice in geographic location.

Alia calls herself a “clothing removal technician,” a job position more girls with the right stuff should fill. “I like dancing, I like modeling, and I wanted to try porno, so I did,” Alia said. “I like The SCORE Group. I felt safe with them. I’m a little promiscuous, so it’s not that much different from my real life other than there’s a camera right there.”

The clips of Alia as a stripper are from Top Heavy Poleslider.

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“Dear Daphne, I love your poop deck.”

August 18, 2009 by Dave 7 Comments
Don't just sit there with your cock in your hand. Salute Daphne back!

Don't just sit there with your cock in your hand. Salute Daphne back!

Letters. We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters. Sometimes when I read a handwritten letter from a reader or member, I wonder if I should have put on a pair of rubber gloves before handling it. You get my drift.

This was one of those letters. It’s about a pictorial of Daphne Rosen that appeared in the August 2009 SCORE and debuts today on SCORELAND. As sailors go, I’ve never quite seen anyone like Daphne.

Anyway, Daphne was in the studio when the letter arrived, so I ran in there and asked her if she’d read it on camera.

Anyone who has ever seen Daphne’s videos knows she never says no. She didn’t even mind when I decided to try some unusual camera angles.

Thanks, Daphne. And keep those letters coming, guys! Maybe we’ll have your favorite girl read it on camera, too. Send them to SCORE magazine, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA or email


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Morgan Leigh’s bathing suit body

August 18, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

One of the hottest swimsuit bodies in all of SCORELAND belongs to Morgan Leigh. She was made for bikinis. Morgan’s worn jeans, fetish outfits and traditional lingerie in her pictorials and videos but they don’t do her justice. However, when you put her in a swimsuit, like she is in her mono-kini pictorial from August ’09 SCORE, she just explodes off  the page.

I ask you, is this swimsuit body not perfect?

I ask you, is this swimsuit body not perfect?

The exception might be the outfit she wore in the Big Tit Glory Hole video that we aired last Sunday. The way her top pushed her tits up and straight out like a shelf was unbelievable. There isn’t a formal photo set but there were some pictures shot for the DVD box cover. I’ll have to dig out a photo or two this week.

In an interview I did a few years ago, I said to Morgan: “You must look spectacular in a bikini or a tube top.” And she answered: “Oh, I scare people to death! They’re either scared or embarrassed. They’re like, ‘Look at that woman! Look at her boobs!’ I always wear bikinis to the beach, and my bikinis are really not the right size for me, and they quite often fall off. That’s quite a scene, too!”

Morgan understands her effect on people but, thankfully, she uses her superpowers for good.

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How big are J-cups?

August 17, 2009 by Elliot James 10 Comments

In one of last week’s blogs, Maria asked how many items could be stuffed into a large cleavage bin. This is sort of a follow-up along that line. We have a cool Renee Ross video for you today shot by Maria.  It’s kind of like a Japanese game show without any dangerous stunts. Today is Renee’s chance to show us how big  her J-cup wonders are compared to common objects. First a ball. Then, a balloon. Maria somehow found a soccer ball from an old pictorial. And finally, a desk globe. We were more than impressed by Renee’s ability to hold the soccer ball under one hooter. That means she could do the same to a guy’s head. I’m sure that would be a lot more fun than being waterboarded and probably would yield more information too. We applaud Maria too for juggling both camera and props. Well done, my lovely co-worker.

Now we know what Renee’s J-cups are like compared to household objects, there’s a better sense of perspective. J-cups are MASSIVE!

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Where did boobs come from?

August 17, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Tits, Hooters, Knockers, Cans, Jugs....

Tits, Hooters, Knockers, Cans, Jugs....Whatever you call ’em, Merilyn Sakova has ’em!

We use the words tits, boobs and jugs every day (like a lawyer uses the words bill, golf and lunch). But how did those words originate? According to scholars who study the origin of words, “boobs” dates back to the late 17th-century word “boobies” or “booby,” which is baby talk for breasts and an offshoot of “bubby.” “Tits,” traced back to 1928, is from teat. But “titty” is on record from 1746 as nursery talk for teat. “Bazooms” is a fairly recent word (from the U.S. in 1955) and is a spinoff of the word bosoms.

“Jugs” goes back to 1538 from the word “jugge” and is said to be from “jug,” a word for a 16th-century maidservant (a servant who would carry a jug of water to fill a wash bowl as in, “Hey, Miss Jug, bring the water over here!”). The first use of the word “jugs” as slang for a woman’s breasts was first recorded in 1920 in Australia and is short for the slang term milk-jugs.

Knockers, a word that peaked in popularity in the 1950s, is thought to have originated in 1941. It could be British in origin and some researchers base its origin on the “knocker,” a breast-pin worn by ladies that was shaped like a door knocker.

You learn something new about tits every day at SCORELAND. And that’s just in English. There are words for breasts in every language. And I have a word for that: Boobonics.

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A position about positions…

August 16, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Looking over some of the SCORELAND mail, several requests from a member named Dale for specific poses and shots managed to hit the top of my blog-about list. It’s always interesting to read these commentaries. Here are a few photo suggestions from his lengthy email. I knew exactly who to pick when looking for pictures.

Sleeping women. They kinda lay there.

Sleeping women. They kinda lay there.

Alia Janine toggles between poles.

Alia Janine toggles between poles.

Things women don't often say: Do you mind if I swallow?

Things women don't often say: Do you mind if I swallow?

1. “The view of a woman when she’s sleeping. You know, a still-life, like reality.”
I didn’t have many shots of sleeping women to choose from but I found something of Chloe Vevrier from our Key Largo week in 2001.

2. “Close-up shots of a model’s open mouth/face as if she’s waiting to receive your load from your spurting rod. There are not enough of these.”

3. “I know you’re a big boob site, but, when a woman is in doggie, there’s nothing hotter than when she uses both hands to spread her cheeks, inviting you to an irresistible target. Make sure, though, that she has nice fingernails, real or aftermarket.”

Daphne Rosen clears for landing.

Daphne Rosen clears for landing.

Dale’s third, very specific, shot wasn’t easy to find. Most of the girls spread one ass cheek with one hand but not both cheeks at the same time with two hands. The simple reason is that when girls are being poked from behind, they need one hand to support their body weight. Dale’s position can be done but it’s awkward and throws a girl’s balance off…without the use of an arm, her head ends up supporting most of her upper body. With shots of models by themselves, no dudes, the two-hands-on-ass pose is more plentiful, like so:

Later on, I’ve got suggestions from two separate guys who have elaborate tit-fucking concepts. This one should be lively, too.

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Aren’t we supposed to stare at cleavage?

August 15, 2009 by Dave 4 Comments
Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's tits.

Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's chest.

So I’m at lunch the other day, the usual burger joint, and on the way back to my car, I spotted a short, voluptuous, super-stacked babe (think Brandy Talore) wearing a tight, low-cut shirt. Acres of tanned cleavage and a great shelving effect (she had an employee I.D. tag around her neck, and that lucky thing was sitting on top of her rack; it was the definition of top shelf). I couldn’t help but stare. She shot me a look that said, “Stop staring, you pervert.”

Doesn’t this happen a little too often? Hasn’t it happened to you, say, a million times?

It’s not like I said “Nice tits” or tried to cop a feel. I was just staring at what, in my mind, was asking to be stared at. I mean, why did she put on that shirt if she didn’t want her tits to be looked at?

I once asked Alexis Silver about this, and she said, “If I wear a low-cut top, it’s because I want people to pay attention to my tits. Any girl who wears a low-cut top for any other reason than to show them off is full of shit.”

Thank you, Alexis.

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Meet & greet Renee Ross

August 15, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments
A girl never forgets her first magazine cover.

A girl never forgets her first magazine cover.

Renee Ross will take over newsstands around the world in her debut issue, October ’09 Voluptuous, which goes on sale in about a week. This weekend, the 40J-cup hottie-next-door is poised to take over SCORELAND in a pictorial and video meet-n-greet.

Pretty good for a 48-32-40 nurse who works with intensive care patients and has never modeled before. Editor Maria had the opportunity to interview Renee in person between photo sessions when Renee was visiting…some girls have all the luck.

“Modeling is actually something that I thought that I would never do,” Renee told Maria. “I don’t think that I had the self-confidence to put myself out there like that before. ‘Cause I never really liked my body type before. But now that I am here, I am really flattered and I just feel so amazing. This whole thing is like I am living a dream. When I hear people saying that I am gorgeous or that my pictures are amazing, it just makes me feel really good.” I’m happy to know that. When I met Renee, she seemed like a happy-go-lucky girl with a sunny personality.

Proof yet again of my claim that nudity is beneficial for women, especially if they have huge chests.

Check out Renee this weekend. You won’t regret it.

Here’s a clip from the show.

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