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The difference between tits and titties

December 11, 2009 by Dave 16 Comments

Just to set things straight:

The girl on the left (that’s Kerry Marie): Tits!

The girl on the right: titties. (Notice the lower-case T and lack of an exclamation point.)

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Now, one more time, just to make sure we’re clear on this.

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What does the girl on the left have?

And what does the girl on the right have?

No cheating.–Dave

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Now playing on SCOREonDemand.com: Mamazon the movie

December 10, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
The Mamazons live in isolation away from male members.

The Mamazons live in isolation away from male members.

The jungle drums say that Mamazon is now available in our VOD website, SCOREOnDEMAND after its initial release as a two-disc DVD last June.

The XXX big-boobed feature film follows the sexploits of a tribe of busty females who capture a group of male explorers. The guys are after a stone idol that has the power to give girls big tits.

A lot of swinging goes on when the guys are held prisoner by the tribe, who are all virgins to the cock but not to the pussy. But at all costs, the men must not get their hands on their sacred idol, or the Mamazons will lose the power of big tits.

Queen Alexis and her concubine treat themselves to the sausage ritual.

Queen Alexis and her concubine treat themselves to the sausage ritual.

The tribal witch doctor falls prey to his jungle spear.

The tribal witch doctor falls prey to his jungle spear.

Daylene Rio, Shyla Shy, Kali West and Rachel Love are the Mamazons. Alexis Silver is their queen, a ruthless woman, erotic and sultry but also savage and unforgiving.

Visit MamazonTheMovie to see the video trailer, a photo-synopsis in comic book format and very cool, downloadable wallpaper.

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Boobs: The Profile Shot

December 10, 2009 by Maria 9 Comments
I love to see a woman's tits from the side…thank you, Yurizan!

I love to see a woman's tits from the side…thank you, Yurizan!

I love to blog about tits and why I love them, why they rule and all the good stuff in between.

And part of that involves one of my favorite things of all time…

The profile shot of a great pair of bazoombas.

I don’t know what it is about that titty side-view that makes me happy, but it does.

(Check out Yurizan‘s profile shot from the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE. Isn’t it glorious? Doesn’t it just bring a smile of pure joy to your face?)

Maybe it’s because deep down inside, in places that I don’t discuss at dinner parties…I am an ass-lover, too.

(And cue collective GASP! from all you die-hard boob lovers out there. LOL I am, after all, not only the the editor of V-mag but the editor of BootyLicious mag, too!)

When a lady stands sideways like that, not only do you get to see the wonderful slope of her tit and the wonderful curve underneath it, but you also get a peek at her backside. And who doesn’t love that? Seeing her ripe rump and her glorious ta-tas takes me to a place in my mind where I imagine her in doggie-style. Maybe someone is spanking her ass and cupping her boobs at the same time. Maybe whispering dirty, sweet nothings into her ear.

Oh, yeah.

And that, my friends, is hot. Period. You can’t compete with the wonderful images that the side boob shot inspires.

(And for the record, Yurizan, in all her amazing and possibly EPIC sexiness, was the PERFECT model for this blog posting. But then again, she is one of my faves, so I am a little biased!) 😛

lol

xoxox

Maria

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This week in bodacious birthdays

December 9, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Ladies, your birthdays are the annual event to celebrate the gift of YOU to the planet and to SCORELAND.

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The Whipped Cream Debate

December 9, 2009 by Maria 23 Comments
Anninna decorates her dugs wih a can o' the whip.

Annina decorates her dugs wih a can o' the whip.

Today I want to talk about what I like to refer to as The Great Whipped Cream Debate of 2009.

Is Cynthia's whipped cream use acceptable or too messy for your taste?

Is Cynthia's whipped cream use acceptable or too messy for your taste?

(Okay, it’s not that GREAT of a debate, but the title sounds fancy so I went with it.) 😉

You see, round these parts, I find myself enmeshed in these conversations with other editors, art directors and staff, and one of those convos was about the whole food and tits situation.

(Yes, these are ACTUAL debates that happen when your whole day revolves around hooters. Seriously.)

Some people were all for food and jugs making lovely music together.(Like when Annina coated her tits in the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE.)

And others saw pics of Cynthia Romero‘s foodie boobs from the Jan. ’06 issue of SCORE and raged against it with a fervor usually reserved for our Piercings and Tattoos Debates. (Yes, we have those, too. lol)

“It’s messy and nasty!” said some.

“It’s fucking hot to see a pair of tits covered in sticky, sweet goodness!” said others.

And so the debate raged on and on, and when it was all said and done, it boiled down to one thing and one thing only.

Whipped cream.

You see, whipped cream is that treat that sits right on the fence that separates the foodies from the non-foodies here in our office.

Sam is a whipped cream kinda gal.

Sam is a whipped cream kinda gal.

All of the staffers who were adamantly against food-on-jugs action said that whipped cream was the exception.

It's a party and you, Karina and her can of whipped cream are invited.

It's a party, and you, Karina and her can of whipped cream are invited.

While looking at a set of Karina Hart playing with whipped cream, the anti-foodies said, “It’s acceptable. Not too much of it, but a little whipped cream is okay.”

And when checking out Sam Spring‘s June ’07 V-mag layout, the food-on-dugs lovers said that whipped cream was a staple for tit play.

“It’s a must. It’s perfect. You can precisely cover a pair of nipples with just a few squirts of that can of creamy goodness,” said the pro-foodies.

So, after hearing everyone in the office chime in on their edible/non-edible tata preferences, I decided that the only way to settle this debate was to come to you, the boob-loving masses, and let you guys hash it out and decide.

So what say you, big-tit lovers? Is food on boobflesh A-okay, or is it a titty taboo?

Is whipped cream the universal peacemaker for this debate?

And moreover, after all this talk of food and tits and creamy, yummy stuff, are you as hungry as I am?

lol

Chime in, guys.

xoxo

Maria

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Boob Bloopers

December 8, 2009 by Elliot James 5 Comments

When Jane Dior, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns and Chelsea Charms bellied up to the bar in Las Vegas, they didn’t kid around!

They call this the Booze Cruise.

They call this the Booze Cruise.

The new waitresses are working out very nicely.

Breastfest is being served in the main room.

Breastfest is being served in the main room.

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“Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” and other important issues

December 7, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts
Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.

Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.

The SCORELAND Blog voters have spoken, and they have a message for all you girls out there: “Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” That’s right. “A blow job is not just about my cock-head and shaft,” they’re saying. “It’s about my sac and butthole, too!”

We asked, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Here’s how the results turned out:

“Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!” got 53%

“Suck my shaft! Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” got 26%

“Just the head and shaft, please!” got 21%

Just remember, guys: If you want your girl to pay attention to your balls and asshole, rub-a-dub-dub!

Lots of action in the “Best of the Decade” voting over the weekend. Eva Notty, who’s running tit-to-tit with Ashley Sage Ellison for SCORE Newcomer of the Year, was voted No. 29. Renee Ross is No. 28. And Kali West is No. 27. Congratulations, girls, on your very impressive showings to go with your very impressive racks.

Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?

Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?

Last week, I pointed out that Angelina Vallem was doing very well in the voting, in effect giving her the proverbial kiss of death. Right now, the biggest surprise is that Merilyn Sakova doesn’t seem to be headed for a Top 10 finish, but that can easily change.

All 26 remaining girls in the contest have appeared in Voluptuous magazine. Nine of the 26 have done all-the-way boy-girl. And I’m proud to report that you guys have long memories. Two of the remaining girls–Nadine Jansen and Sharday–debuted in 2001.

And finally, I know I’m late to the game on this one, but there’s a documentary on BBC called “My Big Breasts and Me” about the so-called problems naturally stacked women have. I call your attention to Jodie, a stacked music student who, despite these hardships, loves showing off her tits. Check your cable guide. In the U.S., the show has aired on BBC America.

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She’s cute (she’s new). She’s busty (she’s new). She has a great ass (she’s new). Nice legs and feet, too (did I mention that she’s new?)

December 6, 2009 by Dave 16 Comments

This is Lexy Mae. She’s new. If you saw her walking down the street, you’d say, “Holy shit, look at the rack on that girl!” Then you’d say, “Holy shit, look at the legs on that girl!” Then you’d look over your shoulder and say, “Holy shit, look at the ass on that girl.” Lexy has it all. But here’s the question we need to ask: Is she busty enough for SCORE and Voluptuous?

By the way, I apologize if the camera work on this video is a little jittery, but what can I say? When I was shooting her, something came up.

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Can you handle all the tits this weekend?

December 5, 2009 by Elliot James 8 Comments

SCORELAND has a wild weekend ahead. How big are your hands? Can they hold F-cups? What about G-cups? J-cups?

Natalie takes it one step at a time in her new SCORELAND video.

Natalie takes it one step at a time in her new SCORELAND video.

Renee Ross and her top drawer overhang!

Renee Ross and her top drawer overhang!

Natalie Fiore quickly returns because no one can get enough of the “new” Natalie. Her tits have grown, you know. This weekend, we’ve got Miss Fiore in a sultry, sexy video shot on location in Europe. She has a way of speaking to the camera while she’s touching her tits and pussy that makes you feel as if she were talking directly to you. The way she’s going, Natalie could help usher in a new era of U.S.-France diplomacy. We’re in talks with Sarkozy now about it.

And then there’s Renee Ross from the December ’09 edition of SCORE. I chose this shot because it dramatizes how Renee’s tits threaten to spill out over the top of her old-fashioned bustier, the way the waves from Hurricane Katrina demolished the levees in Louisiana. Hey there, Renee! We know you’re reading this! How are ya?

Alana Anderson is a new SCORE Girl with milky milkers.

Alana Anderson is a new SCORE Girl with milky milkers.

Also from December ’09 SCORE, Alana Anderson is a creamy new bra buster who one of our model recruiters found on a webcam. Alana has a pair of ultra-prominent, delectable nipples. One look at these spigots and a guy feels compelled to suck on them hard. Alana’s in a SCORE Theater video on Sunday, her first for us, and her pictorial is posting on Monday. In one video segment that won’t leave you dry, Alanna squeezes her tits to squirt out milk. Raincoats were made for this.

Ball-sucking? Kiko Lee is a specialist.

Ball-sucking? Kiko Lee is a specialist.

And finally, Kiko Lee performs horny Asian magic on a cock in SCORE Theater in a nasty new video with matching photos. But first she does one of her exotic dance routines on a table top as a warm-up. I chose this picture since there’s been a nut-sucking poll on the BLOG this week. You can see that Kiko has that ball-sucking magic, plus I love her wide, pancake areolae, a rare gift from the boob goddesses. Kiko has dedicated herself to Geisha-style man-pleasing. For that, I forgive her for once blowing Ron Jeremy and Pete Rose (not at the same time.)

They’ll keep your hands full this weekend, for sure.

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Happy birthday, Alyssa Alps!

December 4, 2009 by Elliot James 6 Comments

We posted this past week’s gallery of SCORE birthday girls, but I wanted to pay separate tribute to Alyssa today. Alyssa wrote a column in SCORE called “On The Road” that began in the January ’98 SCORE and ended in the June ’03 issue. That’s an extraordinary run for any column, especially in men’s mags. I enjoyed reading the columns about Alyssa’s trips to clubs all over the USA and seeing her photos with strip-club fans and the SCORE readers who’d go to see her shows and have a drink with her. It was really cool.

If you have those older SCORE issues and read her columns, you know the feeling. Alyssa was very proactive. She was always promoting SCORE. We were always on her mind. She was buddies with a ton of SCORE Girl feature dancers–you name her, Alyssa knew her–so they often popped their buttons in one photo or another in many columns. I wish the column had been transferred to SCORELAND like Crystal Gunns’ column, but at this point it’s not feasible. She finally agreed to do the Boob Cruise in 2000 but only to write the ship’s log for the special Boob Cruise edition. She was firm on that. No titties. No pussy. Of course, Alyssa changed her mind towards the end of the trip and posed on the beach for Jana, one of the BC photographers.

This photo is beat-up and grainy because it’s a scan of a Polaroid taken on September 28, 2001. These days, everything is digital and doesn’t age and color-fade like chemical pics on paper do, so there is no sense of a passage of time. When Alyssa was in Florida to dance at the Treasure Island club (now PT’s) in Hialeah, Dave, E., and I went to see one of her lunchtime shows, which we, uh, really, uh, enjoyed. Someone snapped a shot of us, and I put it in my photo album. Alyssa also posed for a few pictorials for the magazine that week so she was in the building and even did a column about visiting the staff. It was published in March ’02. Of course, she was the covergirl. As timing would have it, that issue also featured the first formal SCORE pictorial of Crystal.

Alyssa Alps Treasure Island 9/28/01

Alyssa Alps Treasure Island 9/28/01

I could go on about Alyssa’s New York Xmas shows at Flashdancers (they’re posted in SCORELAND Boobs In The News), and being helped out by her at the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair shows she coordinated in Vegas every August, and how every year at this time, Alyssa used to ship the office a box of her homemade Xmas cookies. But I’m starting to get all depressed and morose and Alyssa wouldn’t like that!

Happy birthday weekend and Merry Xmas, Alyssa, from your friends at SCORE.

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