If you were flying to Nassau, the Bahamas recently, you might have ended up sitting next to Annina.
You never know who you’re going to end up sitting next to on a plane. Could be a big, smelly guy who hogs up half your seat. Could be an old lady who considers the upcoming two-hour flight the perfect opportunity to show perfect strangers pictures of her, say, 43 grandchildren. Could be a hot chick. Could be a hot chick who’s wearing a cleavage-revealing shirt. Talk about in-flight entertainment!
Could be a hot chick in a cleavage-revealing shirt who’s going to have anal sex in front of the camera just hours after this plane lands in Nassau, the Bahamas.
Now, your odds of sitting next to the smelly guy are about even money. Your odds of sitting next to Grandma are about one in five. Your odds of sitting next to the big-tit anal chick? Just about zero.
But it happens. It happened. Don’t you wish it could’ve been you?
I thought about this while checking out Annina’s anal fuck scene on SCORELAND recently. The back story behind the video goes like this: Annina is German. United States law 2257 prohibits U.S. companies from photographing a foreign model in the United States (the actual law is that we can’t accept a foreign passport for identification purposes). So, when Annina consented to fuck on camera for us, we had to fly her into the United States, then to the Bahamas.
And that’s why some lucky guy was sitting next to Annina on a flight to Nassau.
Ya gotta wonder how that conversation might have gone.
“Hi, I’m Hal.”
“I’m Annina. Nice to meet you.”
“Going to Nassau on vacation?” Hal asks while trying to maintain eye-contact with Annina.
“No. I’m gonna get ass-fucked for SCORELAND.”
Admit it: Even if the conversation didn’t go quite that way, you dream about sitting next to a big-titted porn star on a plane. You wonder how the conversation would go. You wonder if she’d invite you back to the lavatory for a quickie.
I don’t know why it gets me hard to know that Annina was on that plane, wearing very revealing clothing, flying to Nassau to get ass-fucked. But it does. How about you?
Bunny De La Cruz, now at SCORELAND.
Mandy Pearl. Boobs. Wet. Nuff said.
What’s happening on SCORELAND this weekend? Bunny De La Cruz’s huge hooters and tattooed rainbow pussy bring great joy. If only more girls could be as accomodating as this honey. The pride of Leeds, England, Mandy Pearl pours a pitcher of water all over her low-cut top and more. What does it mean when a girl pours cold water over her nipples? It means she cares. And Paola Rios speaks softly but carries a big stick. Plus Scarlett Rouge, Haydee Rodriguez and Contessa Rose bring nature’s bounty to the big show. It’s cold outside. They’ll keep things hot.
Stephanie Stalls is a feature dancer and new to SCORE.
Responding to last week’s Stephanie Stalls’ debut, N. writes, “Boy, what a way to end the year–one of the best SCORE pictorials ever! Stephanie Stalls is a dream chick–beautiful, lovely smile, heavenly body and dressed superbly. You’ve gotta get this babe regularly. Never mind the guy-on-gal. She’s perfect for secretary and nurse-type pictorials and clips and, of course, a bra modeling video. The bra shows for me are amongst the best SCORE features. The Crystal Gunns one and the Minka one, for example, from years ago were amazing! Can I ask for one more in particular–please do a bra modeling video (and a long one!) of Penny Porsche. God I’d kill to see that! And if she wore stockings and suspenders too–wow! Keep up the good work, chaps, and keep Stephanie on the books! All the best.”
Don't reach for an aspirin next time.
Sucking on the nipples of a lactating woman could be an alternative to drugs as a painkiller. Scientists theorize that breast milk contains a substance that may dull pain naturally. A Tottori University team in Japan discovered that lactoferrin, found in breast and dairy milk, has painkilling qualities that exceed morphine.
“We started the study because we suspected that babies fell into a deep sleep after drinking their mother’s milk, not just because their stomachs were filled, but also because lactoferrin was affecting their brains,” a Tottori professor said. “Minute doses of lactoferrin could probably allow struggling patients to get by with morphine doses 1,000 times less than their current levels. Just based on animal experiments, lactoferrin’s effects outstrip morphine and have no side-effects.” Lactoferrin is also believed to be effective in fighting bacteria and viruses, which is why it is suspected that breast-fed babies often do not come down with as many infant illness as non-breast fed babies.
I’ve always thought that hooters can heal. This could be the proof.
1. Snowmobiling with Heather Hooters.
2. Getting warm by the fire with Morgan Leigh.
3. Babes like Lily Valentine who enjoy flashing their tits even when it’s freezing cold outside.
My suggestion on this cold, wintry day: Stay inside where it’s warm. Spend some time jacking to the lovely ladies. Hey, Heather and Lily didn’t freeze their tits off just so you could sit there with your hands in your pockets.
I just declared today a snow day.
The last time we ran blooper photos, Viggo asked for more. I don’t know about Naughty Neighbors amateur photos, but in SCORE and Voluptuous photo shoots, they’re hard to find. Undeterred, I pressed on. Here we go with another round from the archives. I’d like to emphasize that no cameramen were injured during the making of these bloopers.
Victoria Lane cracks up at a crucial moment.
Is this any way to treat the pit boss?
Jessica's assets were sizable...
...until the bubble burst.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie
Christy Marks was voted Model of the Decade by SCORELAND members, meaning she was the best new discovery of the years 2000 to 2009. Okay, that’s fine. Not much separates Christy from Karina Hart, the runner-up, in terms of boob power, but Christy fucks (and takes it in the ass) on camera, and that probably ended up being the deciding factor (although, interestingly, Karina is opening a big lead over Christy in the SCORE 2009 Model of the Year voting).
But is Christy the best SCORE discovery ever? The thing is, we never had a “Best of the Decade” vote at the end of 1999, so it remains to be debated: Who is the greatest SCORE model ever? That’s what this week’s poll is all about. Christy is representing the decade that just ended (because you, the voters, said so). Representing the 1990s: Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Chloe Vevrier and SaRenna Lee. Yeah, I know, there were other great models during the 1990s, but I’m going to state with confidence that LDM, Chloe and SaRenna were the mega-superstars who were a notch above the others (such as Tiffany Towers, Busty Dusty, etc.). And besides, we don’t have room for a hundred names in the Blog’s poll area.
BLOG POSTING UPDATE: Elliot James, who never forgets anything, just pointed out to me that we DID do a “Best of the Decade” on a smaller scale for the 1990s. SCORELAND members voted, and the top three were Chloe, Linsey and SaRenna, in that order. So there you go. Busty Dusty was fourth and L.A. Bust (SCORE‘s first cover girl) was fifth.
Anyway, vote. Get involved. Whine and complain about who I didn’t include. That’s okay. I’m used to it. By the way, Linsey, SaRenna and Chloe are already in the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame, and Christy is on her way.
Last week we asked, “When you are fucking, where is your favorite place to cum?” A Blog record 778 people voted, and “in the girl’s pussy” won with 40%, followed by “on the girl’s tits” at 23%, “in the girl’s mouth” at 19% and “in the girl’s ass” at 14%. “Somewhere else on her body” received 4%. Me? I’m just grateful when a girl lets me cum anywhere.
- Available at eBoobStore.com
Our warehouse supply is down to one box–less than 30 copies–of this special SCORE magazine. The June 2007 SCORE is a 132 page mammoth edition that celebrated our 15th anniversary. Each year from 1992 to 2006 was reviewed with photos and behind-the-scenes stories. The issue comes sealed in a ultra-cool metallic foil bag similar to those high-tech comic books, and a special DVD, 15 Years of SCORE, is included inside as a free bonus, along with several other freebies.
I especially remember this edition because Dave and I worked for months on it, choosing the photos and writing it, and our great staff, from the pre-press department to the photo archive, worked their butts off getting it to the newsstands and magazine stores. This is a true collector’s piece that every SCORE
fan should own. I’ve seen it advertised by back issue magazine companies for $25. Get it fast, no fuss, no muss for $10 from eBoobStore.com
. Once they’re gone, that’s it.
Back in Cologne, Germany, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.
When I did the first “Girls holding magazines” BLOG article, Jack commented: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism. I hope you keep doing this practice. Just call me old school.”
Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.
Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. '08 V-Mag.
For this blog, we go full circle, to use Jack’s term, with another collection of SCORELAND babes holding up their stuff with a look in their eyes that says, “I did that!”
I have to say that I’d rather see the girls in this kind of picture wearing a sexy, low-cut top or dress rather than naked. I know that sounds crazy. Yet there’s something really beyond words about a photo of a naked woman, like Brittany O’Neil here, happily holding up a magazine with a picture of her with a cock thrusting inside her from the movie SCORE Xtra #10. She looks proud. And I’m happy she’s proud.
Who holds the record for the most photos of holding up stuff?
Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.
Renee in the SCORE Studio.
It’s probably Angela White, shown above with the December ’04 Voluptuous. Since the beginning, she’s sent us photos from her crib in Australia holding mags, DVDs, her 2007 V-Mag Model of the Year award, shirts, all kinds of goodies. Hey, Angela, how many magazine covers have you been on since 2003?
There are a lot of things that impressed me when I first started working for SCORE about five and a half years ago. Back in those days, I was a records clerk, going through our magazines and pushing paperwork around the office for each issue.
One of the most-impressive things was meeting the great boob Jedi Master himself, Mr. Elliot James. The man who could identify a model by just seeing a picture of her nipple and could then tell me the entire history of her career and what magazines she appeared in. (My goal is to one day have the Boob Force that Jedi James has.)
The second impressive thing at SCORE was the HUGE image library filled with about a zillion photo sets of busty babes. (Like Xanadu, but with tits!)
Check out the HUGE knockers on Cindy. Fake, but fuckin' impressive!
But, I will admit (With a sheepish grin on my face!) that
Zena Fulsom's gargantuan guns are actually prosthetic.
THE most impressive thing of all time were the photos of Zena and Cindy Fulsom I ran into one day in said image library.
My first thoughts were HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!?! Followed by WHOA!
Naturally, after seeing these two ladies’ intensely immense assets, I ran to Elliot, who told me the whole history of the Fulsom sisters and their, um, what words would be best to describe them…hmmm…their GINORMOUS CANNONS. Yes, that phrase fits.
Chelsea's big hooters are actual implants that are composed of polypropylene string.
You see, apparently the ladies wore prosthetic tatas. (I know, I was just as disappointed as you to find out that these jugs were removable!) And apparently, their chesticles caused such a stir that people would NOT believe that they were prosthetic. They kept insisting that they were real. (Probably bolstered by the implants that Chelsea Charms has, too. They probably figured if those things are on Chelsea and are actual implants, then the Fulsom sisters have to be real, too!)
So, I walked away with the knowledge that the Fulsom sisters a.) were not sisters and b.) were just wearing a boob costume, if you will.
A few years later, I had the luck of being sent to our studios in London to spend a week collecting sets and records to be shipped back to the States. I got to meet some of our British photogs, and as luck would have it, they took a shining to me and let me have a behind-the-scenes tour of our London Studios.
And while we were walking around the cavernous building, I nonchalantly asked about the Fulsom girls. Well, these lovely gents gave me the entire rundown on how the prosthetic breasts were created and how it took over 12 hours to attach them to the girls for the shoot. Apparently, the breasts were made by the same man who does all the prosthetic work for the productions of the Elephant Man around the world. (Just a fun fact for you!) And it took this gentleman many, many, many sets of prosthetic tits before they got a pair to actually attach to the model and not crack and fall to pieces once they were on due to gravity.
I appreciated the story and thought that was it and went back to work. But then, a few hours later, the Brits came back and told me to come along because they had a surprise for me. We walked through all these passages and halls (Our London studios are HUGE!) and finally arrived at a room where, once inside, they presented me with THE ACTUAL PROSTHETIC TITS worn by Zena Fulsom! (Even as I type this, I am literally LOL’ing.) You can imagine how impressive these huge, latex knockers were. So, I did what I imagine ANY of YOU would have done in that situation…I put them on. lol
I put them on and walked around for a bit, laughing and bumping into people with them. (They were surprisingly heavier than I thought they would be.) Then they showed me footage of the prosthetic tatas being put on to Zena. According to them, no one had seen that footage since it was shot. And to this day, no one has seen it since! I felt honored to be given a backstage pass to such a quirky piece of SCORE history.
And that, my friends, is my story about the Fulsom girls. And although Elliot James may be our resident Boob Jedi Master, he has never seen said footage or felt the actual Fulsom falsies…and I have! So, I kinda feel like I have one up on him. LOL! (Sorry Elliot!)
I may have said it before, but I will say it again…I love my job. Thanks for letting me share a little piece of my SCORE history with you.