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Three reasons to love winter

January 7, 2010 by Dave 3 Comments
Heather Hooters

Heather Hooters

Morgan Leigh

Morgan Leigh

Lily Valentine

Lily Valentine

1. Snowmobiling with Heather Hooters.

2. Getting warm by the fire with Morgan Leigh.

3. Babes like Lily Valentine who enjoy flashing their tits even when it’s freezing cold outside.

My suggestion on this cold, wintry day: Stay inside where it’s warm. Spend some time jacking to the lovely ladies. Hey, Heather and Lily didn’t freeze their tits off just so you could sit there with your hands in your pockets.

I just declared today a snow day.

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Boob Bloopers, Part Deux

January 6, 2010 by Elliot James 10 Comments

The last time we ran blooper photos, Viggo asked for more. I don’t know about Naughty Neighbors amateur photos, but in SCORE and Voluptuous photo shoots, they’re hard to find. Undeterred, I pressed on. Here we go with another round from the archives. I’d like to emphasize that no cameramen were injured during the making of these bloopers.

Victoria Lane cracks up at a crucial moment.

Victoria Lane cracks up at a crucial moment.

Is this anyway to treat the pit boss?

Is this any way to treat the pit boss?

Jessica's assets were sizable...

Jessica's assets were sizable...

...until the bubble burst.

...until the bubble burst.

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The week in SCORE birthdays

January 5, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
 
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Who is the greatest SCORE Girl ever?

January 5, 2010 by Dave 29 Comments
Chloe Vevrier

Chloe Vevrier

Christy Marks

Christy Marks

SaRenna Lee

SaRenna Lee

Linsey Dawn McKenzie

Linsey Dawn McKenzie

Christy Marks was voted Model of the Decade by SCORELAND members, meaning she was the best new discovery of the years 2000 to 2009. Okay, that’s fine. Not much separates Christy from Karina Hart, the runner-up, in terms of boob power, but Christy fucks (and takes it in the ass) on camera, and that probably ended up being the deciding factor (although, interestingly, Karina is opening a big lead over Christy in the SCORE 2009 Model of the Year voting).

But is Christy the best SCORE discovery ever? The thing is, we never had a “Best of the Decade” vote at the end of 1999, so it remains to be debated: Who is the greatest SCORE model ever? That’s what this week’s poll is all about. Christy is representing the decade that just ended (because you, the voters, said so). Representing the 1990s: Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Chloe Vevrier and SaRenna Lee. Yeah, I know, there were other great models during the 1990s, but I’m going to state with confidence that LDM, Chloe and SaRenna were the mega-superstars who were a notch above the others (such as Tiffany Towers, Busty Dusty, etc.). And besides, we don’t have room for a hundred names in the Blog’s poll area.

BLOG POSTING UPDATE: Elliot James, who never forgets anything, just pointed out to me that we DID do a “Best of the Decade” on a smaller scale for the 1990s. SCORELAND members voted, and the top three were Chloe, Linsey and SaRenna, in that order. So there you go. Busty Dusty was fourth and L.A. Bust (SCORE‘s first cover girl) was fifth.

Anyway, vote. Get involved. Whine and complain about who I didn’t include. That’s okay. I’m used to it. By the way, Linsey, SaRenna and Chloe are already in the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame, and Christy is on her way.

Last week we asked, “When you are fucking, where is your favorite place to cum?” A Blog record 778 people voted, and “in the girl’s pussy” won with 40%, followed by “on the girl’s tits” at 23%, “in the girl’s mouth” at 19% and “in the girl’s ass” at 14%. “Somewhere else on her body” received 4%. Me? I’m just grateful when a girl lets me cum anywhere.

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Only a few copies left of SCORE’s 15th anniversary issue

January 4, 2010 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Available at eBoobStore.com
Available at eBoobStore.com

Our warehouse supply is down to one box–less than 30 copies–of this special SCORE magazine. The June 2007 SCORE is a 132 page mammoth edition that celebrated our 15th anniversary. Each year from 1992 to 2006 was reviewed with photos and behind-the-scenes stories. The issue comes sealed in a ultra-cool metallic foil bag similar to those high-tech comic books, and a special DVD, 15 Years of SCORE, is included inside as a free bonus, along with several other freebies.

I especially remember this edition because Dave and I worked for months on it, choosing the photos and writing it, and our great staff, from the pre-press department to the photo archive, worked their butts off getting it to the newsstands and magazine stores. This is a true collector’s piece that every SCORE fan should own. I’ve seen it advertised by back issue magazine companies for $25. Get it fast, no fuss, no muss for $10 from eBoobStore.com. Once they’re gone, that’s it.
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Girls holding their magazines, part deux

January 3, 2010 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Back in Germany Annina, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.

Back in Cologne, Germany, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.

When I did the first “Girls holding magazines” BLOG article, Jack commented: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism. I hope you keep doing this practice. Just call me old school.”

Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.

Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.

Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. 08 V-Mag.

Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. '08 V-Mag.

For this blog, we go full circle, to use Jack’s term, with another collection of SCORELAND babes holding up their stuff with a look in their eyes that says, “I did that!”

I have to say that I’d rather see the girls in this kind of picture wearing a sexy, low-cut top or dress rather than naked. I know that sounds crazy. Yet there’s something really beyond words about a photo of a naked woman, like Brittany O’Neil here, happily holding up a magazine with a picture of her with a cock thrusting inside her from the movie SCORE Xtra #10. She looks proud. And I’m happy she’s proud.

Who holds the record for the most photos of holding up stuff?

Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.

Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.

Renee in the SCORE Studio.

Renee in the SCORE Studio.

It’s probably Angela White, shown above with the December ’04 Voluptuous. Since the beginning, she’s sent us photos from her crib in Australia holding mags, DVDs, her 2007 V-Mag Model of the Year award, shirts, all kinds of goodies. Hey, Angela, how many magazine covers have you been on since 2003?

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The Fulsom Factor

January 2, 2010 by Maria 16 Comments

There are a lot of things that impressed me when I first started working for SCORE about five and a half years ago. Back in those days, I was a records clerk, going through our magazines and pushing paperwork around the office for each issue.

One of the most-impressive things was meeting the great boob Jedi Master himself, Mr. Elliot James. The man who could identify a model by just seeing a picture of her nipple and could then tell me the entire history of her career and what magazines she appeared in. (My goal is to one day have the Boob Force that Jedi James has.)

The second impressive thing at SCORE was the HUGE image library filled with about a zillion photo sets of busty babes. (Like Xanadu, but with tits!)

Check out the HUGE knockers on Cindy. Fake, but fuckin' impressive!

Check out the HUGE knockers on Cindy. Fake, but fuckin' impressive!

But, I will admit (With a sheepish grin on my face!) that

Zena Fulsom's gargantuan guns are actually prosthetic.

Zena Fulsom's gargantuan guns are actually prosthetic.

THE most impressive thing of all time were the photos of Zena and Cindy Fulsom I ran into one day in said image library.

My first thoughts were HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!?! Followed by WHOA!

Naturally, after seeing these two ladies’ intensely immense assets, I ran to Elliot, who told me the whole history of the Fulsom sisters and their, um, what words would be best to describe them…hmmm…their GINORMOUS CANNONS. Yes, that phrase fits.

Chelsea's big hooters are actual implants that are composed of silicone and string.

Chelsea's big hooters are actual implants that are composed of polypropylene string.

You see, apparently the ladies wore prosthetic tatas. (I know, I was just as disappointed as you to find out that these jugs were removable!) And apparently, their chesticles caused such a stir that people would NOT believe that they were prosthetic. They kept insisting that they were real. (Probably bolstered by the implants that Chelsea Charms has, too. They probably figured if those things are on Chelsea and are actual implants, then the Fulsom sisters have to be real, too!)

So, I walked away with the knowledge that the Fulsom sisters a.) were not sisters and b.) were just wearing a boob costume, if you will.

A few years later, I had the luck of being sent to our studios in London to spend a week collecting sets and records to be shipped back to the States. I got to meet some of our British photogs, and as luck would have it, they took a shining to me and let me have a behind-the-scenes tour of our London Studios.

And while we were walking around the cavernous building, I nonchalantly asked about the Fulsom girls. Well, these lovely gents gave me the entire rundown on how the prosthetic breasts were created and how it took over 12 hours to attach them to the girls for the shoot. Apparently, the breasts were made by the same man who does all the prosthetic work for the productions of the Elephant Man around the world. (Just a fun fact for you!) And it took this gentleman many, many, many sets of prosthetic tits before they got a pair to actually attach to the model and not crack and fall to pieces once they were on due to gravity.

I appreciated the story and thought that was it and went back to work. But then, a few hours later, the Brits came back and told me to come along because they had a surprise for me. We walked through all these passages and halls (Our London studios are HUGE!) and finally arrived at a room where, once inside, they presented me with THE ACTUAL PROSTHETIC TITS worn by Zena Fulsom! (Even as I type this, I am literally LOL’ing.) You can imagine how impressive these huge, latex knockers were. So, I did what I imagine ANY of YOU would have done in that situation…I put them on. lol

I put them on and walked around for a bit, laughing and bumping into people with them. (They were surprisingly heavier than I thought they would be.) Then they showed me footage of the prosthetic tatas being put on to Zena. According to them, no one had seen that footage since it was shot. And to this day, no one has seen it since! I felt honored to be given a backstage pass to such a quirky piece of SCORE history.

And that, my friends, is my story about the Fulsom girls. And although Elliot James may be our resident Boob Jedi Master, he has never seen said footage or felt the actual Fulsom falsies…and I have! So, I kinda feel like I have one up on him. LOL! (Sorry Elliot!)

I may have said it before, but I will say it again…I love my job. Thanks for letting me share a little piece of my SCORE history with you.

xoxo

Maria

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The happy hooter holiday weekend at SCORELAND

January 2, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Paola this weekend at SCORELAND.

Paola this weekend at SCORELAND.

That sexy Paraguyan SCORELAND hottie Paola Rios will be bathing, showering and shaving in exclusive videos. That’s both sharing and caring! Subtitled in English so you can hear that sweet voice talking in her native tongue.

Kentucky bra-strap snapper Slone Ryder gets an oily-to-bed breast massage by the hands of the boob masseur and gets Voluptuous Girl Slone so worked up, she gives it up. Tugging, tit-sexin’, hands-free BJs, humping and pumping and stress-busting galore.

Rubba boob. Pincha nipple. A big-titted hardcore schwingfest.

Rubba boob. Pincha nipple. A big-titted hardcore schwingfest.

SCORE man-pleaser Candace Von goes to Boot Camp in a video salute to our Allied armed forces around the world. Her drill sargeant puts his drill to good use on this sexy fuck-bunny.

"Get down and gimme 36DDD"

"Get down and gimme 36DDD"

This and tons more on the #1 Boob Site.

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Christy Marks Voted SCORELAND Model of the Decade

January 1, 2010 by Elliot James 28 Comments
Christy Marks SCORELAND Model of the Decade.

Christy Marks SCORELAND Model of the Decade.

Congratulations, Christy. It’s official. After over three months of voter deliberation and a controversial “Matrix” voting system that itself led to lots of heated comments, both positive and negative, SCORELAND has its doll of the decade. Breathing heavily down her neck (figuratively speaking, that is), Karina Hart, Christy’s co-star in Busty Riding Academy, came in at #2. Christy Marks, an awesome 18 year-old, 36H-cup discovery from Pennsylvania, debuted in November ’07 SCORE. She was immediately signed as an exclusive model in the tradition of many big-bust superstar covergirls. From the very beginning, Christy hit the Top Rated Twenty page in the SCORELAND Model Directory and she never left. Now all grown up at 21 years-old this past October 13, Christy’s headspinning list of accomplishments includes a website devoted to her, two major group photo-projects in the Bahamas (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Eleuthera) and Hungary (Busty Riding Academy), a slew of R and XXX-rated DVDs and a stack of magazine credits. All this, and still the real-girl-next-door, but now the Model of the Decade. Have a happy 2010, Christy, and from all of the staff at The SCORE Group, we simply say “love ya.”

Hot off the press, Christy proudly showed off her first cover issue in 2007.

Christy proudly showed off her first cover issue in 2007, still hot off the press.

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Model of the Decade: Will it be a photo finish?

December 31, 2009 by Elliot James 5 Comments
Christy raised the bar.

Christy raised the bar.

Karina cast her own spells.

Karina cast her own spells.

It’s Thursday. The clock is running. Tomorrow morning, Friday, January 1, 2010, we’ll know who’s won the SCORELAND Model of the Decade contest. As soon as everyone recovers from New Year’s Eve. It’s too tough a call for me personally. I’ve kept out of the voting anyway. Christy Marks. Karina Hart. I enjoy them both for different reasons. They each bring their own style and their own game to the table. There were times when I did wonder if Merilyn would take one of them out. But deep down, most people guessed correctly from the beginning that this would ultimately be a two girl race.

In 2007, U.C. wrote: “I have always been tempted to write to you guys. But I was never sure of what to say that would mean something. Now you guys have given me something to write about Christy Marks. That is a goddess next to Linsey Dawn McKenzie.”

In 2008, C.B. emailed: “I’ve been a member with you guys for ages now. Have to say I’m a big  fan of Linsey Dawn and lots of your other girls but Karina has the potential to be # 1. No doubt in my mind!”

The same clash of the titans is happening in the annual SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year contests. Christy won both titles last year while Karina won both Newcomer contests. Now they’re squaring off for both Model of the Year contests. The major difference between the Model of the Decade contest and the Model of the Year contests is that the Decade contest is only on SCORELAND and was designed only for Internet application while the Model of the Year contest is run in both print mags as well as on SCORELAND. But the difference is not just in the contrasting media. The two voting groups, one Internet-based, the other a print magazine readership, actually have very different tastes and viewpoints so the voting  is a study in contrast as well as in psychoboobology.

Me, I just wish Christy and Karina both lived down the street from our building. Add Merilyn Sakova to that wishlist also. But I’m grateful for what we have received…

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