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How big are J-cups?

August 17, 2009 by Elliot James 10 Comments

In one of last week’s blogs, Maria asked how many items could be stuffed into a large cleavage bin. This is sort of a follow-up along that line. We have a cool Renee Ross video for you today shot by Maria.  It’s kind of like a Japanese game show without any dangerous stunts. Today is Renee’s chance to show us how big  her J-cup wonders are compared to common objects. First a ball. Then, a balloon. Maria somehow found a soccer ball from an old pictorial. And finally, a desk globe. We were more than impressed by Renee’s ability to hold the soccer ball under one hooter. That means she could do the same to a guy’s head. I’m sure that would be a lot more fun than being waterboarded and probably would yield more information too. We applaud Maria too for juggling both camera and props. Well done, my lovely co-worker.

Now we know what Renee’s J-cups are like compared to household objects, there’s a better sense of perspective. J-cups are MASSIVE!

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Where did boobs come from?

August 17, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Tits, Hooters, Knockers, Cans, Jugs....

Tits, Hooters, Knockers, Cans, Jugs....Whatever you call ’em, Merilyn Sakova has ’em!

We use the words tits, boobs and jugs every day (like a lawyer uses the words bill, golf and lunch). But how did those words originate? According to scholars who study the origin of words, “boobs” dates back to the late 17th-century word “boobies” or “booby,” which is baby talk for breasts and an offshoot of “bubby.” “Tits,” traced back to 1928, is from teat. But “titty” is on record from 1746 as nursery talk for teat. “Bazooms” is a fairly recent word (from the U.S. in 1955) and is a spinoff of the word bosoms.

“Jugs” goes back to 1538 from the word “jugge” and is said to be from “jug,” a word for a 16th-century maidservant (a servant who would carry a jug of water to fill a wash bowl as in, “Hey, Miss Jug, bring the water over here!”). The first use of the word “jugs” as slang for a woman’s breasts was first recorded in 1920 in Australia and is short for the slang term milk-jugs.

Knockers, a word that peaked in popularity in the 1950s, is thought to have originated in 1941. It could be British in origin and some researchers base its origin on the “knocker,” a breast-pin worn by ladies that was shaped like a door knocker.

You learn something new about tits every day at SCORELAND. And that’s just in English. There are words for breasts in every language. And I have a word for that: Boobonics.

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A position about positions…

August 16, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Looking over some of the SCORELAND mail, several requests from a member named Dale for specific poses and shots managed to hit the top of my blog-about list. It’s always interesting to read these commentaries. Here are a few photo suggestions from his lengthy email. I knew exactly who to pick when looking for pictures.

Sleeping women. They kinda lay there.

Sleeping women. They kinda lay there.

Alia Janine toggles between poles.

Alia Janine toggles between poles.

Things women don't often say: Do you mind if I swallow?

Things women don't often say: Do you mind if I swallow?

1. “The view of a woman when she’s sleeping. You know, a still-life, like reality.”
I didn’t have many shots of sleeping women to choose from but I found something of Chloe Vevrier from our Key Largo week in 2001.

2. “Close-up shots of a model’s open mouth/face as if she’s waiting to receive your load from your spurting rod. There are not enough of these.”

3. “I know you’re a big boob site, but, when a woman is in doggie, there’s nothing hotter than when she uses both hands to spread her cheeks, inviting you to an irresistible target. Make sure, though, that she has nice fingernails, real or aftermarket.”

Daphne Rosen clears for landing.

Daphne Rosen clears for landing.

Dale’s third, very specific, shot wasn’t easy to find. Most of the girls spread one ass cheek with one hand but not both cheeks at the same time with two hands. The simple reason is that when girls are being poked from behind, they need one hand to support their body weight. Dale’s position can be done but it’s awkward and throws a girl’s balance off…without the use of an arm, her head ends up supporting most of her upper body. With shots of models by themselves, no dudes, the two-hands-on-ass pose is more plentiful, like so:

Later on, I’ve got suggestions from two separate guys who have elaborate tit-fucking concepts. This one should be lively, too.

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Aren’t we supposed to stare at cleavage?

August 15, 2009 by Dave 4 Comments
Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's tits.

Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's chest.

So I’m at lunch the other day, the usual burger joint, and on the way back to my car, I spotted a short, voluptuous, super-stacked babe (think Brandy Talore) wearing a tight, low-cut shirt. Acres of tanned cleavage and a great shelving effect (she had an employee I.D. tag around her neck, and that lucky thing was sitting on top of her rack; it was the definition of top shelf). I couldn’t help but stare. She shot me a look that said, “Stop staring, you pervert.”

Doesn’t this happen a little too often? Hasn’t it happened to you, say, a million times?

It’s not like I said “Nice tits” or tried to cop a feel. I was just staring at what, in my mind, was asking to be stared at. I mean, why did she put on that shirt if she didn’t want her tits to be looked at?

I once asked Alexis Silver about this, and she said, “If I wear a low-cut top, it’s because I want people to pay attention to my tits. Any girl who wears a low-cut top for any other reason than to show them off is full of shit.”

Thank you, Alexis.

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Meet & greet Renee Ross

August 15, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments
A girl never forgets her first magazine cover.

A girl never forgets her first magazine cover.

Renee Ross will take over newsstands around the world in her debut issue, October ’09 Voluptuous, which goes on sale in about a week. This weekend, the 40J-cup hottie-next-door is poised to take over SCORELAND in a pictorial and video meet-n-greet.

Pretty good for a 48-32-40 nurse who works with intensive care patients and has never modeled before. Editor Maria had the opportunity to interview Renee in person between photo sessions when Renee was visiting…some girls have all the luck.

“Modeling is actually something that I thought that I would never do,” Renee told Maria. “I don’t think that I had the self-confidence to put myself out there like that before. ‘Cause I never really liked my body type before. But now that I am here, I am really flattered and I just feel so amazing. This whole thing is like I am living a dream. When I hear people saying that I am gorgeous or that my pictures are amazing, it just makes me feel really good.” I’m happy to know that. When I met Renee, she seemed like a happy-go-lucky girl with a sunny personality.

Proof yet again of my claim that nudity is beneficial for women, especially if they have huge chests.

Check out Renee this weekend. You won’t regret it.

Here’s a clip from the show.

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Big tits: A place to hold all your stuff.

August 14, 2009 by Maria 3 Comments
How many things do you think that you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?

How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?

Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.

Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.

(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)

I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.

I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol

So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold on to on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.

Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!

-Maria

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Ya gotta love a girl who loves her tits!

August 14, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Angel Gee: tiny but titty-full

Angel Gee: tiny but titty-full

This weekend, we have an interview with Angel Gee, who’s tiny (5′, 124 pounds) but unbelievably super-stacked at 42-28-38. The interview is part of her swimsuit pictorial in the August ’09 SCORE. When we asked her about bras, she said, “I like Victoria’s Secret. They have really nice bras, even though they don’t fit me that well. I get a size smaller so it pushes my breasts up. It might not fit right but it looks better! It brings them up and out. Brings them to the center of attention. It doesn’t fit right, but it looks good, and that’s what counts.”

I paid close attention to what Angel was saying. Even if a bra doesn’t fit right, she’s willing to make the sacrifice to look hot to guys. Angel loves tits, the bigger the better. I love that attitude. Sometimes I have to remind myself that there are still some women who have as big a breast fetish as guys do. We just don’t see them on TV or in the print media. How many big-boobed actresses get TV shows? Or become news anchors? (Except for Latin TV.) So Angel’s point-of-view helps to re-energize things. I like girls who are 100% comfortable in their own skin, and she is.

“I love to be naked,” Angel said. She lives in the country, not in any fast-paced big cities. “If I’m just walking around the house, if I’m not naked, I’m wearing something skimpy, like little booty shorts and a little, tight top. And I walk my dogs like that, and there are a few neighbors where I am, but I don’t care. And I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.”

Those pierced nipples? She talks about them, too. But that’s another story.

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Latina lovelies…Oh, yeah!

August 13, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments
Cynthia Romero: Is mucho caliente!

Cynthia Romero is mucho caliente!

Luma: One spicy senorita!

Luma: One spicy senorita!

Oh, how I love boobs in all their wonderful shapes and all their wonderful sizes. It’s great to come to work and talk tits all day long with my fellow boob hounds. And more often than not, they will ask me what my favorite flavor of boob flesh is. It is hard to choose because I hold a special place in my heart for creamy, white tits with pink, perky nips as well as round mocha mams with chocolate dugs. But at the end of the day, I am going to have to give it up to the caramel cuties that make me cream. Oh, yes…full, tan, ripe Latina breasts are my favorite flavor. I think it has to do with my Latin upbringing and the fact that I have been surrounded by chesty chicas my whole life. In fact, I can remember the first time I saw a huge pair of Latina tits, up close and personal. I was a young girl and had been sent to buy some dresses with my nanny Jessica, who was in her 20s at the time.

Stacked mamacita, Sharday, is one of my all-time Latina faves!

Stacked mamacita Sharday is one of my all-time Latina faves!

She took me to the dressing room armed with an arsenal of dresses for the both of us to try on. We stepped into the tiny dressing room, and that’s when she stripped off her shorts and top. Lo and behold, she was braless, and her perfectly shaped, caramel DDs were swinging around in my face. I think she caught me looking at her tatas because she kind of stuck her chest out proudly and told me, “Don’t worry, mija, you will have a pair like these soon, and then you will have to buy big bras like I do.” If I close my eyes now, I can still imagine those orbs swinging around as she tried on dresses.

Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.

Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.

Yurizan has great Latina tits.

Yurizan has great Latina tits.

Oh, Jessica…your tits were so fine!

So today, I figured I would post some of my favorite Latina ladies from SCORELAND because, let’s face it, looking at pretty mamacitas and their ripe racks ain’t that terrible a way to spend the day.

Do any of you share my love of Latina ladies with big tits?

-Maria

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“My, madam, what lovely tits you have!”

August 13, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts

In today’s clip, Brandy Talore shows what happens when you fail to show her respect. Yes, you can watch Brandy’s pretty face getting painted with cum and jack while her nice, shaved hole is being drilled hard, but you can’t walk up to her in public and say, “Hey, Brandy, nice rack.” Something doesn’t seem right about this. I mean, if you saw Tiger Woods out in public, you could walk up to him and say, “Tiger, I really admire your swing.” But you can’t go up to Brandy and say, “Nice rack”? Go figure.

Anyway, I’m just wondering: Would you ever walk up to a woman you didn’t know and say to her, “Nice tits” or “Nice rack”? If you have, how did she react? And if you haven’t, how would you expect her to react?

This reminds me of the time I was walking down the Strip in Las Vegas and saw a guy (he was probably 20 or so) grab a girl’s ass as he passed her. He kept walking, she looked over her shoulder, and that was it! I couldn’t believe it. If I did something like that, I’d expect the ass-grabbing police to be on me in a flash. But I wouldn’t do that. Would you?

If a girl walked up to me in public and said, “Nice cock,” I’d probably propose to her on the spot.

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More bounce to the ounce

August 12, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Katarina is a fresh-faced 23-year-old from Prague, a city where we’ve found some really stacked girls over the past 10 years. In a video posting on SCORELAND today, Katarina jogs over to our photographer in a tight top (but not so tight that her boobs don’t fall out of her shirt; please, no sports bras). Then the photographer instructs Katarina to stretch and work out her kinks while he records the event for posterity.

Every man has his own tastes, but I think the girl next door (GND) wearing cameltoe shorts that show lots of booty cheek and tank-tops–the honey who doesn’t use a suitcase full of make-up, and doesn’t copy every TV star’s make-up, clothes, hair and style–is a big favorite with SCORE and Voluptuous guys. I don’t know about you, but I can’t watch these Top Model-type TV shows. They just make those girls look freaky and weird.

Anyway, I still haven’t figured out what it is about the Czech Republic that fills it with big-boobed head-turners. It could be the beer.

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