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March 15, 2012 by Elliot James
Topheavy of the mornin' ta ya.
Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.
When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.
A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.
And then I wake up.
Jay Sweet
Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.
Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.
Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.
Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?
If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.
And may the luck of the Irish be with you.
March 14, 2012 by Elliot James
Sabina Leigh rides again!
She was a wholesomely sexy sorority girl in Pounding The Pledges and a fine dribbler in Bounce Baby Bounce!
If you saw Sabina Leigh‘s guest blog, you know she’s back at SCORELAND and with bigger Colorado mountains.
Sabina also hasn’t lost her cowgirl riding skills.
No bucking bronco can throw her. She grabs on tight, tits bouncing.
I know because I just watched this new video of Sabina in hip-grinding, hooter-shaking, hot and hard pole sliding.
Sabina intrigues me because:
A) She studies sexology and developed her own sex toy for females. Dave interviewed her about this. The video is still on SCORELAND.
B) She worked at a porn store. That always fascinates me. Girls who work in adult book shops fascinate me. A few of the models here have done that. Of course, they have to be attractive and have big tits. I’m discriminatory in that way. Sabina used to let me know when the store she worked in had distribution problems with TSG magazines, and we’d fix them. She told me she stopped working there because she felt awkward being in the magazines she was selling.
C) She has the approachable, real-life GND style about her, the opposite of the super-hardcore, West Coast professional porn stars.
Sabina’s big show goes live tomorrow. Don’t miss it.
March 13, 2012 by Dave
Kiko Lee isn't smiling, but believe me, she's happy. She's about to get some cock at SCORELAND.
Along with augmented vs. natural, and whether the models must show their pussies and do hardcore, one of the most common subjects among big-boob lovers regards models smiling (or not smiling) in their photos and videos. If I had a dime for every time a reader or website member complained about this model or that model not smiling, I’d be a millionaire. To these people, I could say, “Danni Ashe.” She never smiled (she pouted), yet she’s one of the most-popular big-boobed models ever. So there. And then these people would probably say to me, “Crystal Gunns.” She always smiled. Her smile was big and bright. She had a brick-shithouse of a body, but that smile made her seem like the girl-next-door.
Personally, for my own purposes, I don’t care whether a model is smiling (as long as she’s not giving me the finger or snarling), as long as she’s sexy and, preferably, posing in a very revealing, sexual manner. I do not expect a woman to smile while she has two fingers stuffed inside her pussy. I expect her to be overcome with lust and passion. To me, smiling does not equal lust and passion. A woman cannot smile and suck cock at the same time.
But, of course, SCORE and SCORELAND isn’t all about me and my own purposes. I have you guys to think about. And most of you like smiling.
S.M., a reader from Baltimore, Maryland, likes when the models smile, too, but he has an interesting, open-minded view of the other side of the debate. So I’ll turn the rest of this Blog over to him. Have at it, S.M.:
Here, I present proof that Ariana Angel does, indeed, smile.
“We’ve read time after time about how readers don’t like to see a model looking too serious or not smiling. They tend to think they’re not happy doing what they’re doing or that the model has a nasty attitude. But that’s not necessarily the case. They could be, as you would say, making love to the camera, or it could be their mannerism due to their culture, or, okay, maybe she’s just having a rough day, or she could be nervous if it’s her debut, so instead of smiling, she shows the deer-in-the-headlights stare.
“But I’ve never had a problem when a model doesn’t smile a whole lot in their pictures. In fact, even with so-called happy-go-lucky models like Leanne Crow and Terri Jane, I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more sophistication from them. But that may just be who they are: They just like smiling due to their lively personalities. Sophisticated expressions can be intriguing and sometimes make me think the model is hard to get.
“Kiko Lee is the most sophisticated SCORE model right now. I’ve never seen her posing with a smile, but she’s sexy, and her unsmiling face turns me on. Your other most-sophisticated models are Merilyn Sakova, Bea Flora, Kelly Kay and Ashley Sage Ellison. Ariana Angel is a model who’s shown good sophisticated poses in a sexy way. But these models are good enough to afford not smiling. In fact, most of the models I’ve named have won awards or been finalists, so being too serious must not be such a horrible thing.
“But don’t get me wrong. Like most readers, I do enjoy seeing smiles and enthusiasm as well. But just because she’s not smiling doesn’t mean she’s not having a nice time. She just has her own way of showing it. She’s just trying to be sexy and turn us on.”
March 12, 2012 by Maria
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A very futuristic-looking Busty Dusty.
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A look at Matt Mendoza’s Busty Dusty art from inception to completion.
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I would pay big bucks to get my hands on my very own Hitomi robot.
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Tiffany Towers as a robot should get your gears spinning.
Last week, Elliot shared some art by Matt Mendoza featuring a matchup between Merilyn Sakova and Venera.
This week, I am going to show you some new art by Mr. Mendoza of robot babes Busty Dusty, Tiffany Towers and Hitomi.
When it comes to art, everyone has their own opinion, and while these futuristic big-boobed mechanical babes might not be everyone’s cup of tea, I think they are kind of rad.
I especially like that he included a breakdown of the Busty Dusty drawing, showing off the artwork from its inception to its completion.
If you are an aspiring artist and would like to submit your work for consideration, please email us at blog@scoregroup.com.
For now, please enjoy Mr. Mendoza’s work.
xoxo
Maria
March 11, 2012 by Dave
Crystal Gunns (left) & Cindy Cupps just before their one-and-only girl-girl scene together. Cindy was already a SCORE Girl when she hand-delivered Crystal's test shots to us.
Thursday night, I was watching Jeopardy, like I do almost every night, and for one of the few times, I found myself rooting for one of the contestants. You can probably guess why.
She had big tits.
I don’t think she had SCORE or V-mag-sized tits, but they were awfully big by mainstream standards, and she was wearing a tight, green sweater which, along with her very good posture, made her look even bustier. I think the cameraman was impressed, too. Whenever she buzzed in, the cameraman made sure her tits were in the picture.
I was impressed, too, by her bra choice. Although her sweater was tight, there were no indications of bulging cups or straps. I kind of wondered whether the Jeopardy staff had helped her out with that (maybe she had showed up with her tits bulging) or if she knew enough about her own tits and bras to pull off that smooth, seamless, well-kept-tits look.
Anyway, this woman (her name was Jessamine) won, and I was very happy about that because that meant I’d get to see her again on Friday.
Which got me to thinking…what if Jeopardy had a SCORE category?
I’ll give you an example:
“SCORE Discoveries for 200, Alex.”
“The answer is…both New Yorkers, one mega-busty SCORE Girl discovered the other, who would go on to become a SCORE columnist.”
“Who are Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns?”
Got it? Let’s try some more. This time, I won’t give you the questions.
“SCORE for 400, Alex.”
“The answer is…these two SCORE Girls were discovered in 1990 when a banner flying over Daytona Beach, Florida, read, ‘Big bucks for big boobs!'”
“SCORE for 600, Alex.”
“Originally a passenger on the Boob Cruise, she would go on to win SCORE Newcomer of the Year.”
“SCORE for 800, Alex.”
“This short ‘n’ stacked favorite discovered V-mag when she was cleaning her boyfriend’s bathroom.”
And finally…”SCORE for a thousand, Alex.”
“This super-natural had dropped out of sight when Elliot James re-discovered her dancing at a strip club in Huntsville, Alabama in 2001.”
And remember: don’t be a pussy. Always make it a true “Daily Double.”
March 10, 2012 by Elliot James
He'll be cumming 'round her mountains when he cums.
Siri has inspired lots of good, wholesome, happy commenting on the Blog and inside SCORELAND, something that didn’t surprise me, Maria and Dave. Like this comment from Ramjet: “My God, what a beautiful girl! Just when I think you’ve come up with all of the perfect bodies you can, you spring another one on us.”
That’s how we do it, Ramjet.
I think that when Siri goes for a walk in the park, she’s followed by butterflies, little chirping birds and deer. Soft, celestial music plays in the background.
Now Siri does her second XXX boy-girl at SCOREVideos.com, her first time on the site.
What I especially dug about this scene:
A.) Siri laying back completely naked, heels off, an inviting look on her face, opening her legs to get her pussy licked.
B.) The POV blow job. (POV eye-contact action is #1 with me.)
C.) The POV facial.
D.) Siri’s hip action when she’s fucking.
See it now. I’m being Siri-ous. She makes men delirious.
March 9, 2012 by Elliot James
Is this why oil prices have gone up?
Now at SCORELAND, Jasmine Shiraz, our resident Jersey Girl, shows how going oily to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and extremely stiff. What Jasmine Shiraz does so beautifully: A.) Shakes her naturals up and down and side to side with exceptional skill. She could operate an Xbox Kinect with her boobs. B.) Self-sucks and self-licks her nipples with excellent oral talents. C.) Oils herself like a Renaissance artist. I can imagine Jasmine at the New Jersey shore during the summer when she reaches for the bottle of suntan oil.
Natalie Fiore: enough sweatermeat for six so-called super-models.
Every time I see a new photo set or a video of Natalie Fiore, it’s like Thanksgiving. And her breasts just keep growing and growing. I’m in awe of that top-shelf expansion that never seems to end. Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island, Mexico…every SCORE trip she takes, Natalie is bustier. She must need a full-time tailor to fit her. Any takers for the job? Take a number like I did and wait your turn for the interview. I have to throw in that Natalie really knows how to dress to impress. Her choices in tops, and everything else, are perfect. I’d love to do a tight titty-top video with her for SCOREtv one day.
First time XXX vid for Asha Marie @ XLGirls.com
She’s dressed in a tight, low-cut cardigan before the action kicks off, and there’s no better showcase than this kind to display Asha Marie’s sensational trophies today at XLGirls.com. In the video (her first guy-girl XXX) when cam-girl/web designer Asha says, “Put that cock in my tight, little ass,” the video editor should have added a majestic choral music overlay to the audio. “I love my life, and I’m not sure there’s much I want to do that I haven’t done yet but I’m always open to new experiences,” Asha revealed. “I’m happy and I like it when life surprises me. I love sex, especially oral, giving and receiving.”
Two fistfuls of Maserati
Maserati is a fairly recent arrival and someone who had to be in SCORE and V-mag. It’s rack attack time at SCORELAND tomorrow with more bumping and grinding by awesome Maserati in a hardcore special. Sport fucking. It’s the only sport Maserati seems to like. “I am a super girly-girl,” she said. “Playing sports breaks nails!” She sure knows how to put a guy’s nuts in third gear.
Lots of props come in after a Maserati photo set or video. This one by Brad was different than most. He wrote, “It seems kinda weird, but as much as I love seeing Maserati fuck, I’d love to see her in more solo scenes. Obviously, this goddess looks amazing in hardcore, but she’s just so fucking perfect, I want to worship her solo as well!” No worries, Brad. We love solos, too.
And now we come to Amber Bach, who I have always enjoyed seeing in action. Amber is Bach at SCORELAND on Sunday, and she hasn’t changed a bit since she was playing hooky at BigTitHooker.com a few years ago. What’s different in this spankin’ new scene, “Three’s Cum-pany,” is that Amber does her first threesome for SCORE, and it’s a cum-dinger. Hot, nasty and furious, the way a threesome should be. This ain’t the romance hour, and these two dudes are not bringing Amber flowers and chocolate. I have to give Amber 200% props for this one. She’s a real slim ‘n’ stacked steamer, and the way she gets her supple bod into a non-stop series of gym-nasty fucking-and-sucking positions truly impressed me. I didn’t know she was that athletic. I called it a big-boobed ballet of boning. After watching it, I called our DVD producer, E., who I knew was putting together a SCORE threesome DVD for an upcoming catalog, and urged him to add the scene to it.
You name the position, Amber Bach can handle it
March 8, 2012 by Maria
This is what we imagine winter looks like in the North Country.
This is how we imagine chicks look when it gets warm in the North Country.
Dave and I had a conversation about the weather yesterday that sparked today’s Blog topic.
I know, I know…you are shocked that Dave and I talk about the weather when there are so many tits to converse about. But sometimes we are boring.
That was a lie.
Dave is boring, but I like him anyway. 🙂 (I’m hardly boring, ever.)
Our convo about the weather led to a discussion about what I like to refer to as the “Half-Naked Phenomenon,” which is what happens when the weather goes from very cold to hot all of a sudden, awakening women’s inner slut and inspiring them to cavort around in the sunshine in tiny outfits.
Not that we are complaining about that at all. Oh, no.
But I want to point out that it happens, and it happens A LOT.
This is how girls dress in Miami all the time. Sorry, we WIN.
This week, our friends to the north are experiencing a heat wave. I know this not because I watch the Weather Channel but because all over Twitter, people were tweeting about 90-degree weather in Brooklyn. (I am formerly from New York and I follow a lot of New Yorkers, what can I say?) But more than, “Oh, fuck it’s hot!” and, “It’s boiling in here!” tweets, what I saw were tons of tweets about summer dresses, of all things.
Men were tweeting about the return of the tiny summer dress after months of boots and sweaters and coats and scarves. It seems that the minute the hot weather arrives, people in the North get an influx of a lot of skin, and it, apparently, makes them bat-shit crazy and launches boners all over the place. It’s as if their dicks were hibernating for the winter and all of a sudden their libido comes out of its cave in search of food. (I just made my first official hibernation reference on this blog. lol)
And I get it. I really get it. I would imagine that the return of skin-baring and partial nudity would get me excited if I was subjected to snow and all the bundling up that entails.
But here is the thing…
We live in Miami, and we have no clue what the fuck that whole situation is like.
Here in Miami, it hardly ever gets cold. Sometimes it goes down to 35 degrees and we freak out, but that’s about it. Our winter weather consists of about a week when chicks wear boots and one, light, tight sweater. That’s it. We do not suffer the pains of snow. We do not suffer the droves of women dressed in layers of goose down that make them look like misshapen, burly men.
We don’t.
You see, when our week of winter is over, our women go back to wearing what they normally wear…close to nothing at all.
🙂 Not that I am rubbing it in or anything. I am just pointing out that living here beats living there and that if you like skin and nudity, you should probably move to Miami.
Plus, that’s where SCORELAND HQ is located, and that makes Miami even better.
Tits and sunshine…it’s what we do!
xoxo,
Maria
March 7, 2012 by Elliot James
And I’ll tell you why.
This fantasmagorical rendition of Venera and Merilyn Sakova is the work of long-time SCORE fan, busty model supporter and talented artist Matt Mendoza.
Matt’s as dedicated and motivated a buxom gal artist as H.D., Pauly, Delmo and a list of others Team SCORE has been fortunate to have attracted over the years. But when I looked at the picture, the thought occurred to me that this imaginary teaming of Venera and Merilyn would inspire people to write and ask us to make it a reality rather than looking at this illustrated mirage on its own merit.
So I wasn’t sure about going there.
That’s because the logistics of putting together a team-up of Venera and Merilyn for a SCORE shoot would be very complicated, despite the fact that when it comes to bringing together models from all over the world, nobody does it better than SCORE. In point of actual fact, nobody does it at all, period.
Case in point: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, Big-Boob Paradise and the Boob Cruises.
So I put the picture to the side for a while.
The other night at home, I thought about it again, and I finally realized that while paintings like the Dream SCORE series by Otis Sweat did inspire some readers to ask us to make those scenes a reality and others to object to their favorite solo models depicted doing even imagined XXX, in the end, I shouldn’t have worried. In the long run, it’s all about the art itself.
So here’s Mr. Mendoza’s transcendental teaming of two of the slimmest-n-stacked SCORE Babes to have never met in the flesh. At least not yet.
Thank you, Matt
Venera and Merilyn by Matt Mendoza
March 6, 2012 by Elliot James
Where's the chick popping out of the cake? We deserve one!
It’s SCORE magazine’s 20th birthday. The best big-tit magazine on Earth has published a 164-page June 2012 edition, and you can get the digital version direct from us right now before the print magazine hits stores on March 20.
The readers created this edition by voting for their 20 favorite SCORE Girls.
The “20 for 20” SCORE Girls they voted for are: Kerry Marie, Sharday, Chloe Vevrier, Minka, Leanne Crow, Merilyn Sakova, Karina Hart, Janet Jade, Lorna Morgan, Busty Dusty, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Nicole Peters, Venera, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Pandora Peaks and Ines Cudna.
Plus, there are 17 pages of the hottest big-tit hardcore scenes in the magazine’s history, and my “Boob Beat” column looks at 20 years of chasing the girls with the big bras.
We haven’t done a double issue in a long time. Click here to get this special digital pre-release today.
By the way, the print subscribers got this issue in their mailboxes before we got our office copies from the printers. That’s pretty good subscriber service, in my book. I usually get Esquire magazine late with a ripped cover.
Here’s a “Scorecard” letter from a “SCORE lifer” and a friend, D.J. in Texas:
“In 1992, I heard about the upcoming inaugural issue of SCORE magazine in a pack-in from the sales catalogs I was receiving way back then and eagerly awaited the first issue, which I was convinced would be a magazine perfect for my tastes. Indeed, it was. The magazine remains a favorite and a treat with every issue I buy, especially over the past couple of years with the advent of models like Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Beshine, and my new favorites, Hitomi and especially Venera. From the very beginning, I recognized that I was part of a family that appreciated a certain kind of woman, now known as the SCORE Girl, and remain a proud member of that family. I wish all the other members of the family the very best and look forward to the next 20 years of the best magazine ever.”
