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Out of the mouths of SCORE and V-mag babes

February 15, 2012 by Elliot James

 

Taylor Steele

Shyla Shy

Penny Porsche

Leanne Crow

Annina

Puma Swede

 

Dave’s Blog of February 13 included part of a reader’s email in which he says he’s become increasingly bored with the model interviews. Like Dave, I disagreed with the reader’s point of view. I’m not saying we invented interviews in big-bust magazines–they’ve been done for decades–but I believe we added a special spin on them: less formal and stuffy and more revealing and frat boy (and more sorority sister when Maria or T do them). And most of them are on video, not done by telephone or email. I never saw anyone do interviews like we do until after we started doing them our way.

After reading this, C.A. asked about the idea of readers sending in questions for future interviews. In fact, we have done this over the years. But we’d be happy to read what you would ask a model in an interview. And if we think the question works, we might use it in an interview.

For this Blog, I wanted to list a few (out of many) of my favorite quotes by SCORE and Voluptuous Girls. The girls didn’t say these things because they felt that’s what we wanted to hear. They said them because they’re revealing women, much more revealing and open than someone who would never model, much less talk about sex and their bodies. No one who has the boldness to bare all on camera, and more, would bother making things up spontaneously on the spot.

Taylor Steele: “I can tell if a guy is a big tit fan ’cause he starts grabbing his crotch because he’s getting wood in there from looking at my tits.”

Shyla Shy: “I like to have my hair pulled while we’re fucking. Like, if you’re fucking me doggie style, grab my hair and pull it. I mean, don’t pull my hair out of my head, but let me know you’re there. I like that.”

Puma: “I like role playing. I once played like I was a schoolgirl visiting my neighbor, and I wasn’t supposed to be into it, but I got so horny, I was soaking wet.”

Penny Porsche: “I’d rather a guy make me cum by sucking my clit, and there are very few men who know how to do that. They have to really suck on the clit. They have to lick it and suck it, and guys are afraid that they’re going to hurt me.”

Leanne Crow: “I can run at someone and then whack him or her in the face with my big boobs. I have done that before.”

Annina” “Most of the time, I wear very little clothing or bikinis and high heels. You know, I really do not wear a lot of clothes. No man wants to see me dress in evening gowns.”

Choose your Valentine! Who do you have a heart-on for?

February 14, 2012 by Elliot James

A Valentine nod to ’50s cheesecake photos.

Sultry Quebecoise Lily has Valentine appeal.

Renee’s Valentine outfit gets hearts beating faster.

Everything is roses for Merilyn.

There’s Jenna.

There’s Lily.

They’re not related, but they share the Valentine.

Everything is roses for Merilyn Sakova on this day.

And there’s the fantastic Renee Ross in this Valentine’s Day glamour shot.

Valentines all.

Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the US, Canada, Mexico, France, the UK and Australia. I’m sure other countries have picked up on it. I’m not clear about North Korea.

A Pope named Gelasius in the 5th century declared February 14 to be St. Valentine’s Day.

In the Middle Ages, the French and the English believed that February 14 was the beginning of the mating season for birds. This could be why a lot of guys think Valentine’s Day is for the birds.

Valentine’s Day is the second busiest greeting-card holiday after Christmas. The big gifts? Chocolate, flowers, red lingerie and candy underwear. There are also candy bras, which is more our speed at SCORELAND.

The St. Valentine’s Day massacre was Al Capone’s holiday gift to Bugs Moran, proving that love can take many forms.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the models!

Happy Valentine’s birthday week to:

Lorna Morgan Feb. 13
Sapphire Feb 14.
Nillis Willis Feb. 14
Plenty UpTopp Feb. 14
Kali West Feb. 16
Jade Feng Feb. 17
SaRenna Lee Feb. 17
Candy Cantaloupes Feb. 17
Nicole Peters Feb. 18
Cynthia Romero Feb. 18

Why do big-boobed girls have sex in public places? Because they can!

February 13, 2012 by Dave

Arianna Sinn is about to have sex on a public beach. Why? Because she can.

K.S. from the UK writes, “If I could make a comment regarding model interviews in general, I’m becoming increasingly bored with them. It’s not that I don’t care about the person behind the tits. I do. But the line of questioning is tired and always geared towards generating the same kind of responses. ‘When did your boobs start developing?’ ‘Is it difficult to find bras?’ ‘What’s your taste in men?”What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done sexually?’ Yawwwwwwwwwn. If I had a pound for every girl who’s had sex in a hot tub or in some public place where someone might see…And I never believe it. Y’know what would genuinely be a refreshing answer to that question? ‘I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off.’ I’d appreciate that sort of honesty as opposed to what she (the interviewee) thinks I want to hear.”

I’m going to take here a moment to defend the interviews because 1.) I’m usually the interviewer and 2.) I strongly disagree with K.S. on a number of points.

First, I very rarely, if ever, ask a model, “What’s your taste in men?” I don’t want to know. And do you know why I don’t want to know? Because, just possibly, her taste in men might be the exact opposite of me. And I don’t want to hear that.

Second, regarding his comment about not believing the girls when they say they’ve had sex in a public place or a hot tub and instead wanting to hear, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off”…

Okay, at the risk of T.M.I., if a model said to me, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off,” that’s when I would think she’s holding back and not telling me everything. Why? Because (T.M.I. alert!) even I have had sex in more interesting places than in bed with the lights off. Haven’t you? And if I have and you have, can you imagine where some of these absolutely beautiful, incredibly endowed women have had sex? And why have they had sex in unusual places? BECAUSE THEY CAN! Because if they want to have sex in a public place, they’re not going to have a lot of trouble finding a guy to do it with them.

I mean, imagine…you’re sitting on the beach when a SCORE Girl comes up to you and says, “I want to suck your cock on the beach.” You will most likely find a way to make this happen, whether it means throwing a towel over the both of you or taking her by the hand to the dunes for a quickie right there in broad daylight.

Of course, if a model claimed, “I’ve had sex on the stage of a political convention with millions of people watching,” I’d probably say, “Bullshit.” But no model has ever said that to me.

I mean, you know that thing they call “The Mile High Club”? Having sex in an airplane’s lavatory is pretty wild, but people apparently do it all the time (although most SCORE Girls haven’t; their boobs and another person don’t fit in an airplane lavatory).

And that’s all I have to say about that.

Big-boobed SCORE girls who speak in tongues

February 12, 2012 by Elliot James

Venera has plenty of tongue.

Karina has a nice long one.

I’m not completely fixated and obsessed with nipples, areolae and boobs. I love a nice pair of legs and feet.

I also love tongue shots.

But not any ordinary photo or video of the model just sticking out the tip of her tongue or opening her mouth to show her tongue lolling around in there.

No, I mean a REAL tongue shot. When she’s sticking out her tongue like she is at the doctor and he is about to lay a tongue depressor on it to examine her tonsils and throat. Or when she’s sticking her tongue all the way out for other things.

Now, I know that sticking out a tongue at someone is sometimes considered rude or defiant, but when the right girl does it, it’s a beautiful thing, and I’m not being tongue-in-cheek about it.

This is what I mean, illustrated by some great tonguers like Karina Hart and Christy Marks.

Biologist call the tongue a “muscular hydrostat.” I can’t think of anything less sexy than a body part being called a muscular hydrostat. Which is why I never dated any biologists, although I knew a busty dentist years ago.

I haven’t even gotten to the tongue piercing thing (which I’m not a fan of personally), lollipop, cock, nipple or toy licking, or tricks that chicks do with their tongues, and I won’t in this blog.

I’ll just ask that the tongue shots keep coming as long as possible, emphasis on “long.” If any models reading this agree, please stick out your tongues and say “Ahhh.”

Christy has tongue talent.

Daphne and her action figure doll.

Dolly has a nice pink tongue.

 

SCOREtv on Roku: It’s getting better every week!

February 11, 2012 by Dave

New on SCOREtv on Roku: Christy Marks Gets Fucked!

Did you know there is porn on roku? Today, I’d like to say a few things about Roku. And then I’ll say a few things about the SCOREtv channel on Roku.

I think I was one of the first people, if not the first, at The SCORE Group to own a Roku box (this, by the way, is not the first time I was at or near the front of the line; according to the people who were here back then, I was the second person IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to join SCORELAND). My Roku conversion occurred about a year and a half ago, and I was immediately hooked for several reasons: 1.) It was a great way to watch Netflix streaming; 2.) The thing works. I’ve never owned a technological device that was so easy to setup; 3.) Picture and sound-quality are excellent; 4.) The Roku box widened my programming choices and made me less-dependent upon the satellite-TV company, which has in turn made me happier because, like most people, I don’t quite care for satellite and cable companies. I enjoy calling them up and saying, “I don’t need you anymore.”

Programming choices for Roku keep increasing dramatically, but one thing was missing: Quality porn. Or, more specifically, quality big-tit porn.

See Dors on your big screen!

And then along came SCOREtv on Roku. Developing a private channel for Roku is a bit of a leap of faith. You can start a website and rest assured that just about everyone owns a computer and has Internet access. But with SCOREtv, we had to hope that 1.) A lot of people already owned a Roku box or 2.) Those who didn’t would feel compelled to get one after they found out that SCOREtv was on Roku (base price for a Roku box: $49.99 at Roku.com).

The big news at the SCOREtv channel is that the selection is big and getting bigger. Among the full-length SCORE movies available with your $9.99 membership: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, All The Way Renee, Stacked Street Sluts, Tits & Tugs and many more (including teen, amateur and mature movies).

You can turn your TV into a Busty Slut Expo!

Plus, we’ve been adding two movies every week. This week, it was Christy Marks Gets Fucked and “I Fucked Your Wife.” Also added recently: Busty Slut Expo and Full-Figured Foxes.

And these aren’t clips or highlights from movies. They’re the whole kit and kaboodle, uncut and uncensored! Watch them whenever you like. If you’re unsure about how to set up SCOREtv on the Roku, go to SCOREtv.tv, click on “How It Works” and then click on the red button, “Step by step guide here” at the left. A video tutorial will appear and a friendly voice will guide you through the steps. You’ll see how easy it is.

Plug for Roku: Right now, they’re offering free shipping and $10 off the XD and XS models.

Plug for SCOREtv on Roku: Add SCOREtv as a private channel on your Roku and watch Boob Science absolutely free with no obligation to join. Yes, you can watch Eva Notty, Daphne Rosen, Angel Gee, Aileen Ghettman and Contessa Rose fuck for free. DAPHNE ROSEN GIVES UP HER ASS FOR FREE!

I know my satellite company can’t match that deal.

 

 

 

This weekend, step into the booby trap

February 10, 2012 by Elliot James

Back for Tits, Tugs & Tongue.

Eye candy as far as you can see.

Playfully bodacious man-pleasers.

Pressure-raising vixens not satisfied with the routine life of the 9 to 5 grind, they reject society’s repression of their sexhibitonistic natures and bare their savory bods for the Boob Brotherhood with the single-minded goal of mutual satisfaction.

New at SCORELAND, nymphalicious titillator Daylene Rio, fresh from her bed-breaking brawl with Sara Jay in a thunderous three-way, applies her tender touch in a monkey-spanking-new Tits, Tugs & Tongue, powered even more by her fresh mouth and extensive dirty vocabulary. By the end, her chest is totally coated. And you thought only banks handled big deposits. By the way, notice anything different about Daylene?

On Sunday, recent arrival Alex Chance struts her stuff in a sexy peel-down from the pages of the March ’12 V-mag. A hot young chick who switched from cocktail shaking as a bartender to the shaking of her natural 36DDDs, Alex brings her GND coed looks to our campus of curvalicous cuties.

Chance favors the bold.

On the subject of curvy cleavage couriers, none are more drooled upon, literally and figuratively, than Angela White and Maggie Green, meeting for the first time in pair-adise. They speak in tongues, extremely wet tongues, and no holes are barred, just bared. Will they ever meet again? We don’t know. Just enjoy them while you have them. As James Bond once said, “I must be dreaming.” I may be a colonel of corn but it seems like only yesterday that Dave and I, slack-jawed and breastnotized, were watching Angela proudly show off her body-hugging Dicky dress in a 2003 interview. Angela was a cherubic 18-year-old coed fresh off the jet from Australia, and her dream was to be a SCORE and V-mag model. I still can’t believe it’s going to be nine years ago this June.

The colors of SCORE: White & Green

Look out for girls named Delilah

Over at XLGirls.com, today brings the long awaited arrival of Delilah Black, bringing her pettable pillows to the party and not dodging the splashback of her faceless human geyser in a P.O.V. dream hook-up that’ll be guaranteed to motivate tit-men to try to get a spot in Delilah’s date book. Wow, is she a hottie, and what a pretty face, too!

Plus at SCOREVideos.com, desirable debutante sex-kitten Reina Lee further hones her purr-suasive talents at male pattern nut-busting with a second steam-driven session of 100% pole-verizing jiggle-sex. The decision is in. The court of cum-extraction affirms Reina’s conviction at cock-worshiping and agrees with her oral argument. Hopefully, more visual evidence of exotic Reina’s corpus delicious will be presented to the judge’s bench in the near future. Court adjourned.

 

April ’12 Voluptuous mag racks it up

February 9, 2012 by Elliot James

Now on sale!

The flip side!

Fresh and warm from our master printers.

Get it right now at your favorite retail newsstand or direct from your friends at SCORE‘s eBoobStore.

If you buy a copy at the newsstand, there will be a free DVD included with the magazine, either Juggy Bangers or Cleavaged Creamers.

Gone paperless? Download the digital copy on your tablet or PC.

Whether it’s paper or electrons, just feed your need for huge, beautiful hooters.

This edition stars covergirl Hitomi, Arianna Sinn, Dixie Devereaux, Aspen, Chavon Taylor and Marilyn White plus Charlie Cooper, Alex Chance and Destiny Rose all in dangerously combustible hardcore action.

This wild bunch will make your day.

 

 

Three helpings of the great Angelique to heat you up on a cold, winter day (or night)

February 8, 2012 by Dave

According to the latest weather report, it’s supposed to snow today in the northeast United States. The forecast calls for rain mixed with snow in the mid-Atlantic. In the midwest, highs in the 20s and 30s. In the west, rain and snow showers. So, although this winter has been a lot milder than previous ones, spring and summer are not exactly just around the corner. You need something to brighten your day. You need a dose of one of the greatest big-boob bikini babes ever, the great Angelique.

A streaming version of Angelique’s scene from Busty Dildo Lovers 2 goes live today at SCOREVideos.com. In it, the great Brazilian beauty destroys a tight sweater, oils up her mega-tits and uses a huge dildo on her pussy. That oughta keep you warm!

And, well, because I try to be a nice guy, and because Angelique makes me think about bikinis, here are three shots from three of my favorite Angelique bikini photo shoots. Enjoy.

 

Tanks a lot!

February 7, 2012 by Elliot James

Melissa Manning: made for tank tops.

Today, I want to rant and rave about my #1, all-time favorite top for SCORE Girls to wear.

The humble tank top.

I’ve included a few examples worn by some bodacious tank commanders.

Sandra Star: German tank commander.

The perfect tank top is chest-clinging and tight and made of thin cotton with very thin spaghetti straps. If some belly is showing because her breast shelf stretches it out, all the better but not necessary.

A tank top is something they will never let a woman wear on my most hated TV show ever, What Not To Wear. You may have caught this abomination on the badly misnamed The Learning Channel. Hosts Clinton and Kelly take a woman who dresses scantily and skimpily (“inappropriately,” in their view) and turn her into a PC frump at the urging of family and friends. If they get the occasional hot babe, I tune in to check her out in the first half before they ruin her. A few years ago, they ruined a real estate agent who loved showing off her body and wore plaid, coed miniskirts and belly-exposing tank tops to the office.

Micky, Gya and Terri Jane: girls you’d like to get tanked with.

In a SCORELAND poll about favorite outfits a few years ago, tank tops and tight sweaters both earned 15% of the votes while T-shirts earned 5%. Thirty-percent of you preferred bras and 23% chose bikinis. Evening gowns, which have no place in my perfect world, earned 13%.

I expected tank tops to do much better in the survey because girls can wear them pretty much everywhere. Braless girls wearing tank tops in the summer…you can’t beat that. But I also like the tank-top-over-a-bra look, a real cleavage builder. Hey, I’m a dog. I admit it.

Alexa: Another German tank commander.

We’re always on the lookout for girls who can fill out a tank top like these girls can. Beshine excepted because she’s one in 100 million or higher.

If you spot a tank commander, SCOREModelsWanted wants to know about her!

Beshine: Germany’s taking over this Blog.

And now, one of the greatest displays of cleavage in the history of the world…

February 6, 2012 by Dave

I didn’t think anything could take my mind off the Super Bowl. But then I saw the photo set of Micky Bells that’s posting today at SCORELAND (with the video to follow tomorrow).

There are football games, and then there are football games.

There’s cleavage, and then there’s cleavage.

Micky Bells has more cleavage than 99.999% of the women in the world have total tits. Micky Bells is the Cleavage MVP. Micky Bells’ cleavage can almost make me stop thinking about the Super Bowl.

Almost.