I didn’t think anything could take my mind off the Super Bowl. But then I saw the photo set of Micky Bells that’s posting today at SCORELAND (with the video to follow tomorrow).
There are football games, and then there are football games.
There’s cleavage, and then there’s cleavage.
Micky Bells has more cleavage than 99.999% of the women in the world have total tits. Micky Bells is the Cleavage MVP. Micky Bells’ cleavage can almost make me stop thinking about the Super Bowl.
If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
Sometimes I get a little fixated with certain models. It has happened to me with Tawny Peaks, Ines Cudna, Karina Hart, Gianna Rossi and now, recently Natasha Dulce. Natasha Dulce is intriguing to me for three reasons.
The first is that Dulce means “sweet” in Spanish and I happen to think that she looks like a very sweet piece of ass. She looks good from every angle.
The second is because when she made her debut, she really didn’t register on my radar of chick hotness because she appeared around the time we had the great newcomer landslide of 2011, when we were debuting Leanne Crow, Micky Bells, Hitomi and others, it seemed like every other day. But recently, I cannot stop checking out her pics.
The third reason is because I love caramel-colored breasts. Maybe I am biased because I am the owner of caramel-colored breasts, but something about Natasha’s perkies make me want to motorboat her like a dirty, old sailor.
Or maybe it’s her tight, thick legs?
Or maybe it’s her delicious looking brown box?
I can’t put my finger on it, but I know I want to put my fingers in her. Does that make sense?
I am half Cuban and we have this delicious desert called Dulce de Leche, which literally translates to “sweet of milk.” It is creamy and thick and sugary…kind of like what I assume that Natasha tastes like. You can check out her solo sets and XXX videos inside of SCORELAND, cause I have, A LOT.
Natasha Dulce: So sweet she will give you a toothache. So sweet she will make your balls ache.
It’s now the Year of the Dragon, but the guys and gals at SCORE are not draggin’ as they leap into February.
Exotic Reina Lee debuts at SCORELAND today with a hardscore scene. Reina Lee is a sexy young student from our own backyard (South Florida) who wants to become a porn star. She’s well on her way to that goal.
Who does Cherry Brady remind you of? I could see Miss Brady in the White House. Cherry gets my vote. I know she could fix this country. She has the equipment for it. Cherry returns to SCORELAND tomorrow.
On Sunday, our bosom buddy Lana Ivans needs a happy ending. This little pixie has come to the right place. Lana enjoys playing the bad, bad, bad girl. I approve that message.
Over at XLGirls.com, Zeta never comes last. Which is the title of her debut. Meet newcomer Zeta Varrone. She never comes last and she’s served a cream pie to celebrate her XLGirls.com arrival.
Busty, lusty mamacita Daylene Rio goes couch surfing in “A Faceful Of Daylene” today at SCOREVideos.com. I’m not sure if I’m ready for this. I’m still recovering from Daylene’s three-way bounce with Sara Jay at SCORELAND.
And happy birthday to SCORE regulars Stephanie Stalls and Sophie Mae, who celebrate their birthdays next week. May all their birthday wishes come true.
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Dave, Maria and I are in agreement about Catt Green. She’s a total, 100% girl-next-door (or GND, as I like to call ’em). Some men don’t flip for the showgirl or dancer types. Some don’t go bonkers over mega-titters. But I think I can safely say that every tit-man goes for GNDs.
Catt’s not only got GND appeal, she has red hair. That’s a rarity. We don’t see a lot of busty redheads. Brandy Dean, Jolie Rain, Desiree, Cherry Brady, Destiny Rose, Rebecca Love and Sapphire are some rare redheads I can think of.
I didn’t know until recently that there is a two-day festival called Redheadday (spelled like that) in September that takes place in Breda, The Netherlands. Thousands of people with red hair meet and party.
Today’s pictorial of Catt captures her neighborly, cute, hot chick appeal and fresh-faced style. As far as pussy hair color goes, there is none. Catt shaves. However, I’m sure the collars match the cuffs.
So when people tell me to go green, I think of Catt Green.
Let’s talk about something we don’t talk much about around here.
Actually, let’s not talk about it right away. Let’s look. Then let’s talk about it.
Valory Irene’s ass is an example of a small, shapely handful.
Karina Hart is justifiably proud of her buttocks.
Unlike Sara Jay, Daphne Rosen has been ass-fucked many times.
Crystal Gunns’ ass is an often-overlooked part of her body.
I’ve always been amazed that with an ass like hers, Sara Jay has never done anal.
Even a tit man could lose himself in Janet Jade’s booty.
Even more than tits, asses are a matter of taste. Just about every guy loves big tits, but not every guy loves a big ass. Some guys like a round handful, such as Danni Ashe’s. Some guys like big, curvy, in-your-face asses, like Sara Jay’s. Some guys like a jiggly ass. Some guys like the kind of ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Some guys think Danni Ashe and Valory Irene have the best butts they’ve ever seen.
Where do you stand (or sit) on the matter? What’s your idea of a perfect ass? Which SCORE or V-Girl has the best ass ever?
Elaina's bathing suit is made out of dental floss and eye patches.
Bunny De La Cruz is wearing a more demure one-piece.
I love getting mail from fans and readers. First, because it’s fun to get feedback and connect with the guys that I slave over all these big tits for. (Just kidding! I love all this big-boob business!) Second, because you guy always have such interesting points and commentary.
Like D.C., a gent from White Plains, New York, who wrote in and made an interesting point. He said that he preferred full, one-piece bathing suits over bikinis.
I know…at first I was like, GTFO! Who would choose full over dental floss? NO ONE! But then I read his reasoning and I totally saw the light.
But don’t take my word for it. Allow me to demonstrate through the magic of cut and paste.
“Bikinis: it’s a great concept, bodacious V-girls in revealing bathing suits. My only issue is this: since we know the suit is going to come off, I don’t see the point in starting your picture spreads with a gal wearing a bikini that’s not much larger than a couple postage stamps. Dare I say, there’d be nothing wrong with even showing some of your models in tight-fitting one piece bathing suits, or at least a two-piecer that fits, since that’s what we know women with the mind boggling bodies your models have would actually be wearing if we were to see them on a beach. Watching, say, an Elaina Gregory peel herself out of the kind of bathing suit we might actually see her parading around in on Jones Beach would pretty much be a heart-stopping experience.”
What D.C. is alluding to here is the porn factor vs. the real- world factor. In porn, women look all sorts of fucktastic and hot, and hey, that’s absolutely amazing. Of course, I want to fantasize that these busty models walk around in nurse and cop uniforms all day with dildos just within arm’s reach. Of course I do. But a model with any other outfit on would be just as hot, especially if I saw her out in public wearing her normal clothes. Because everyday clothes would make her more…realistically fuckable? Like I could totally bag her. The porn star? I might not be able to fuck her, but I can double click my own mouse to her. The real world, busty hottie…well, a few margaritas and we could be playing, “Guess what hole I am in?” in no time.
I get it. I get it, D.C.
You dig the bikini made of eye patches, but you want to see a curvy woman looking like a real woman.
I get it.
But if you ask me, the best kind of suit a woman can wear on the beach is her birthday suit.
I AM JUST SAYING!
But opinions are like nipples…everybody is entitled to a couple.
Leanne is womanhandling her tits with her fists...and I like it.
Eva Notty looks good with her tatas in that hold.
Lana Ivans...get a grip.
I love when I see a shot of a busty chick gripping her tits. Or kneading them. Or squeezing them. Or pulling them. Or smooshing them. Or palming them like one would a basketball.
I just like it when busty chicks touch their tits, I guess.
But I like it when they do it with a little bit of gusto like they really mean it. Maybe you would call it manhandling the tits. I call it womanhandling them. Because women…we know how to handle our tits. Sometimes when a guy handles your tits, or rather, manhandles them…it’s too much. Manhandling of the titties can go from OH YEAH! to OUCH! in an instant, my friends. So, when a woman handles her tits, she knows just how to touch them to make them feel good, even if it’s a little rough.
Bea Flora grabs her tits open-handed.
You've heard of tongue-twisters. Miosotis does the titty-twister.
That’s why I love those shots.
I see a chick handling her tits in a pictorial and my mind instantly equates what she is doing with what she looks like when she is having sex.
I see those tits smooshed and pulled and kneaded and I think, “Oh, when she is on top, riding a stiff dick, she probably touches her tits like that. She probably rides hard and grabs her own tits and grips them like that, ” and that thought makes me happy in my happy places.
Yes…I automatically think of women riding dicks when I see them womanhandling their tatas. I know, that’s impressive. It’s a gift, really. lol
My favorite is when they pull them out roughly, like Lana is doing to the right. Closely followed by what Eva is doing, which seems like she is offering them up for some suckling.
What say you, gentlemen: Do you like to see tits womanhandled? Or do you prefer to manhandle them yourselves? If so, how do you like to grab tittes? What’s your tit-nique?
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen: Blonde Nitro.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio were a power team.
Cassandra Calogera and Christy Marks went all out.
Three’s not a crowd. Three’s company. A threesome doesn’t happen often and mostly with European SCORE Girls. Still, American SCORE Girls join in this male fantasy sometimes.
Sara Jay and Daylene were just here for one. Rachel Love took on two dudes in Mamazon. Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen wiped out one guy. Tera Cox almost destroyed a guy with Gianna.
Miosotis and Arianna Sinn shared one shaft. Summer Sinn and Claudia Kealoha matched up well. Kayla Kleevage and Minka beat up “Blue Balls.” Brittany O’Neil left her two sex-mates punchy. Of course, there’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s famous three-way with Czechmate Veronika.
Then there’s Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes, the most flexible team of them all. Then Christy and Cassandra Calogera. Then Christy and Holly Halston.
Pounding The Pledges has an awesome threeway.
“Blue Balls” had his hands full with Minka and Kayla.
Claudia Kealoha and Summer Sinn almost broke the bed.
Now it’s Camille Morgan’s turn, hooking up twice in “Camille Morgan’s Double Header” at SCORELAND.
Chesty Camille Morgan busts two nuts doublehandedly.
A couple of years, I asked Camille if she was interested in trying a boy-girl scene for SCORE. At that time, Camille had modeled alone with toys. Her answer to my question was, “Well, it depends on what the shoot consists of. If there is penetration by his penis, the answer is no. But if it is us simulating different things, sure.” So that was that. No penis. But you can’t blame an editor for trying. That’s the name of the game. No pain, no gain.
I don’t know who coined the phrase, “It’s a women’s prerogative to change her mind,” but I’m glad it’s a universal truth.
Because Camille just did change her mind recently, and now she’s doubled up on that decision, playing hide the sausage with two guys in a hot and wild scene. I never would have predicted it.
I love that about girls. They always give a man hope and reasonable expectations. They’re full of surprises, and nothing is ever written in permanent ink. For which I am grateful!
By the way, if you haven’t taken the SCORELAND tour hosted by Maggie Green, give it a ride. Tour guides don’t come any bustier.
