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The biggest boobs in Europe are not the politicians. They belong to Beshine.

January 23, 2012 by Elliot James

Beshine: A living Duncan Gutteridge Fantasy SCORE painting.

Even if Beshine didn’t have those massive mega-boobs, even if she had double-Ds, I’d still have hot nuts for her.

She has a very pretty face, and I love her slim bod, tiny waist, sleek legs and trim butt. I’ll bet you could bounce a quarter off those ass cheeks.

Beshine’s fantasy tits make her a woman who has virtually stepped out of an Otis Sweat painting. A true Tit-an. She must get asked to slow-dance a lot.

Beshine’s had to adapt her life radically to living with a chest that huge, a task she’s handled very well. Activities like driving, exercising and household chores can’t be done the same way anymore. But she loves her breasts and how they look.

She keeps in trim shape. “Every day I do cardio and workouts for my back,” Beshine told us in an interview. “I use an eliptical machine where you can use your arms and legs, but Ionly use my legs because my boobs get in the way.”

We’re posting a bathroom photo set today at SCORELAND with Beshine starting off in exactly what I love seeing big-boobed women wear before she steps into the tub.

She must read the minds of tit-men like me.

Helloooo Nurse!

January 22, 2012 by Maria

Renee Ross is built for some serious T.L.C.!

We have spoken to you guys about nurses before. (Trust me.) You can type NURSE in the search bar over there —> and you will see how many different nurse blogs we have written.

But this blog is about my favorite nurse…Renee Ross.

Renee is a special nurse for a few reasons.

The first is that she looks hot in a nurse’s uniform, and really, that should be, like, a requirement at nursing school.

The second is that she is really a nurse in real life, so she might actually take care of you in a hospital some day and her tits might actually be THISFUCKINGCLOSE to your face.

The last is that the nurse fantasy is what I like to call an oldie but goodie and in this layout of Renee from the Holiday 2011 issue of V-mag, she plays a “school” nurse.

Yes, the school nurse…the woman who was responsible for bandaging your ouchies and taking your temperature. (Although I am sure that the sight of Renee in this outfit could give anyone a fever.)

This shot got me to thinking about how many of you have nurse fantasies and then I wondered, “Have any of us actually fulfilled this fantasy?”

Well…have you?

I know that while I have harbored a few crushes on some of my doctors, I have never actually fucked one in the exam room of his private practice.

Nor have I ever had sex with a nurse in a supply closet of some hospital, either.

But I am thinking maybe someone out there has? And just that thought, that somewhere out there people are fucking nurses in closets and cumming all over their uniforms…well, that thought gives me hope.

So while I have yet to go the route of nurse fucking, if you have, I would like to hear about it…

because smut makes me happy. 🙂 It makes everything all better.

Chime in!

xoxo,

Maria

 

 

Those were the days…but there’s nothing wrong with these days, either

January 21, 2012 by Dave

Natalie is somewhat like the sexy, voluptuous Euro chicks I'd often see at the Harmony in New York City (but Natalie has much bigger tits).

The poll currently running in the members area of SCORELAND asks, “How important is adult entertainment to you?” The choices and results so far:

Important. I would miss it if I couldn’t get it: 37%

Extremely important. I must have it: 27%

Fairly important–in moderation. I could go weeks without it: 18%

Not important. I could live completely without it: 4%

Interesting results, and not surprising. My answer is somewhere between “Important” and “Vital To Life.” But here’s what I really want to know: What’s your idea of adult entertainment?

Back in the late 1980s, when New York’s Times Square was a haven for smut (and I mean that in the best way), a few enjoyable hours within a six- or seven-block radius might be spent as followed:

1. Get off the subway. Head on down to the Harmony Burlesque for some dollar-a-minute lap dance excitement. Maybe watch the stage show for a while. Get a lap dance, complete with tits in your face and (at the time) hairy pussy in your hand at one of the sleaziest lap-dance joints there ever was.

2. Head back downstairs (the Harmony was on the second floor of a building just off Broadway, and you had to walk up a long set of steps to get to it). Walk over to Show World on the corner of 8th Avenue and 42nd Street, right across from the Port Authority bus terminal. Catch a live sex show in one of the booths. Maybe go upstairs to the Triple Treat Theater and watch porn stars fucking on-stage (I will never forget the time three girls were doing a lezzie show, complete with dildos and anal beads. Two of the girls stuffed the other girl’s asshole with the beads, then auctioned off the right to pull them out. I think the winning bid was $10). And does anybody remember what was in the basement level of Show World?

3. Back outside. Grab a pretzel. Re-fill the wallet at the ATM machine. Check out the latest releases at the video store just off 42nd and Eighth. Walk up the street a bit to the live peep-show emporium where, downstairs, on stages surrounded by booths like carousels, the girls let you play with their tits and finger their pussies.

4. Now, sadly, it’s time to go back home. You’re out of money. But by the time you get home, you’re horny all over again, so you whip out a copy of a big-boob magazine or pop a VHS into your VCR and jack to Suzy Nero, Chessie Moore, Kay Parker or some other big-tit star.

And that’s a helluva day. It’s a day you couldn’t have today. Few things have changed as much as adult entertainment. Now, SCORELAND can be a one-stop destination for all your adult entertainment needs. No need to leave your home and hop on the train. No need to re-fill your wallet at the ATM. No need to even get dressed. I like that. I like that a lot.

But you know what? Sometimes, I wish I could have one more lap dance at the Harmony or one more live sex show at Show World. But if somebody told me I had to give up SCORELAND to get it, I’d tell them, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

Busty MILFS. Girls-next-door. Bad girls in gold boots. Mega-boobed showgirls. It’s a tit-hound’s paradise!

January 20, 2012 by Elliot James

Poppos poppin' out.

The word desire is in her name.

Angel face. Devil girl body.

Here’s the checklist of destinations to visit until Monday rolls around. Why travel to the mountains when the mountains can come to you?

Destination XLGirls.com: Diane Poppos. The great one returns in a pictorial and video. It was depressing to think that Diane would never again unleash her sweatermounds for the TSG cameras. But the gray skies turned to blue with one phone call almost 10 years after her self-imposed retirement from modeling.

Destination SCORELAND: Desiree is the hooker in gold boots who makes house calls. This dude is looking for some action. He gets more than he bargained for when the redhaired, naturally busty super-vixen drops by to loosen his load. Now that’s service with a smile.

For someone who many would call the ultimate in girls-next-door, look no further than Kali West. No matter what Kali does, she just can’t escape that nice, innocent, sweet image. Hey, it’s a tough world out there.

Super-giant tits that strain her tops and bras to the breaking point. An ultra-slim body with a waist and an ass you could bounce a quarter off. The legs of a Vegas chorus girl. We’re talkin’ Elizabeth Starr.

Destination SCOREVideos.com: Hot wife Krissy Rose has 36F-cups, a pierced pussy and nipple rings.  The brunette soccer mom with a liberal husband satisfies her craving for chocolate and hooks up with a big, black man-pole in her eagerly awaited second video.

Top it all off with a fresh Eva Notty scene at SCORELAND and it’s a tit-hound’s paradise, my friends.

This Monday: German tit-an Beshine. It’s what’s upfront that counts.

Blowing out her sweater, hot wife Krissy is back to swallow more cum.

"I have whacked it to her many times," writes Titster about Starr.

A very Notty girl is back at SCORE

January 19, 2012 by Elliot James

Bring Nottty again, we see. What's a man to do?

If you have recovered from Eva Notty’s threesome with Sarah Satori and are craving another Eva fix, worry not, SCORE brothers.

SCORE‘s very lovely, stacked and talented 2010 Model of the Year recently paid a fresh visit to her favorite chest-nuts (that’d be us, your friendly, neighborhood SCORE people). This was an overdue return visit because as we all know, absence makes the hard-on grow…harder. Especially with Miss Notty. She did miss the fun and games of this season’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition, but there’s always next season.

The brunette stunner debuted at SCORELAND in a multi-part Eva Notty special during June, 2009, almost three years ago. Is it that long?

Which is what Eva says to Tony when she reaches into his trousers to pull out his junk and get the ball rolling in a brand-spankin’ new SCORE video and pictorial. Let the festivititties cum-mence.

Seeing Eva work the pole is always an uplifting experience. She really enjoys a cock sliding between her tits. They get into a super-heated, pounding-hot fuck, and Eva’s very inspirational as always, inspiring a huge load.

I’d love to find 10 or 15 more like Eva. But there’s only one. So I’m grateful for that.

Stay tuned for more Notty news, including a blog chat with Dave. Cummin’ soon. Just like Eva.

Upcoming SCORE & V-Girl birthdays:

Kylee Nash: a flexible doll.

Kylee Nash Jan. 20
Mandy Michelle Melons Jan. 22
Ava Divine Jan. 22
Kerra Dawson Jan. 22
Harmony Bliss Jan. 23
Ines Cudna Jan. 25
Heidi Hooters Jan. 25
Deauxma Jan. 25
Rachel Rocketts Jan. 29
Bethany Bustin Jan. 29
Anne Marie Jan. 29
Anna Yota Jan. 29
Gabriella Michaels Jan. 29
Bea Flora Jan. 30
Sakura Sena Jan. 31
Taylor Hill Jan. 31

 

 

 

Tiny, little, busty fuck toys and why they’re special

January 18, 2012 by Elliot James

Danielle Derek: superlightweight body, heavy tits.

This is actually’s Dave posting. I’m uploading it for him because his computer blew a fuse while he watched a new, tiny MILF named Cassidy Exe get boned. Having seen Cassidy in the hallway (just walking, not getting boned),  I’m not surprised.-Elliot James

“I’m so tiny, men can pick me up and move me wherever they want,” said Danielle Derek, a busty little fuck bunny who can be seen fucking today in “Triple F Encounter” from the DVD Fun Bag Fuckers at SCOREVideos.com. “Guys are very rough with me because they’re able to toss me around in bed. They can maneuver me. I’m so tiny, they can pick me up and move me wherever they want, like against the wall. I wrap my legs around them, and they fuck me against the wall.”

The funny thing is, Danielle isn’t really tiny. She’s actually 5’5” tall, which is average height for a woman. But she weighs only 102 pounds, she has a 23-inch waist, her mouth is tiny, her pussy is tiny and her asshole is tiny, so she makes small cocks look big and big cocks look huge. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched one of Danielle’s anal scenes, like in Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-A-Poppin’ (my personal favorite) and thought, “How is she going to get that cock in that asshole?” But, sure enough, she does.

Just the other day, I was interviewing another short ‘n’ stacked girl, Cassidy Exe, for 50PlusMILFs.com. Cassidy is really tiny at 4’11”, 92 pounds, and when she takes a cock in her ass (which she does at 40SomethingMag.com and will do next week at 50PlusMILFs.com), those cocks look gigantic in her tight little hole.

“I once was having great sex with this guy, and I screamed, ‘Oh, your cock feels so big in my pussy!’” Cassidy told me. “When it was done, he said, ‘That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that.’”

Of course, not all tiny girls have small pussies (and not all big girls have big pussies). So what’s the real story behind why some of us like short ‘n’ stacked girls? Why are they special?

This is why plumbing is a good career. Meet Cassidy Exe.

I think it has to do with the “fuck toy” thing. These girls are like little love dolls that we can pick up and bounce up and down on our cocks. We can wrap our hands around their waists and maneuver them on our hard-ons, and it’s not difficult to stand up and turn a tiny girl upside-down so her legs are wrapped around your face and her pussy is in your mouth while she’s sucking your cock.

And, also, big tits look even bigger on a small frame.

Anyway, I’m probably going to spend some time tonight and tomorrow morning watching Danielle’s scene at SCOREVideos.com. Doing research, you know.

 

Hitomi reminds us to shower daily

January 17, 2012 by Maria

Hitomi and soap...what all wet dreams are made of.

Today, Dave and I were chatting and he asked me if I would blog. I said sure. And then I thought about what I should write about. I asked him what he thought we should discuss and he said, “Well, a shower set of Hitomi went up on SCORELAND yesterday. But maybe we should talk about something else. They have heard a lot about Hitomi already.”

I know…THE BLASPHEMY.

Too much Hitomi? Does that even exist? How can that be? Who wouldn’t want to see more of this stunning, stacked Asian sensation?

So, after concluding that Dave probably has a fever and is delirious, I decided to write about Hitomi in the shower, because come on…it’s Hitomi, IN THE SHOWER.

Hence, gentlemen, I now bring you the boob news straight from SCORELAND.

Yesterday, a set of Hitomi in the shower went up on SCORELAND, and it was nothing less than glorious. There was Hitomi, a tiny bikini, wetness, suds, nudity and tits. All of these things are recipes for a good time, dontcha think?

I think so.

But don’t take my word for it.

Allow this photo of Hitomi covered in soapsuds to remind you to do two things:

1) Shower

2) Shower with slippery, busty Asian friends.

Head on over to SCORELAND and check out the full set and then pray that Dave makes a speedy recovery from his brain fever.

xoxo

Maria

More weird boob science

January 16, 2012 by Elliot James

Can science help lap dancers earn more?

You know how much I love those offbeat scientific research studies. Here’s a good one.

A report from the University of New Mexico theorizes that ovulation might increase financial clout.

Psychologist Geoffrey Miller observed the dancers at gentlemen’s clubs and counted the tips made on their lap dances. Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility versus $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.

Miller linked the income differences to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip ratio, and facial features. He says there may be subtle shifts in dancers’ behavior due to their fertility cycle, such as “how they talk and move when enticing a customer to buy a dance, and how they perform the dance itself.”

Dancers on the pill averaged $37 versus $53 for women off the pill. The pill produces hormonal cues indicating early pregnancy which might, in a bio-chemical way, discourage an interested guy. Therefore, birth control could lead to lost income for a stripper.

The researchers were surprised that no one in the exotic dance business had noticed these bio-patterns. Miller suggested that a woman in any service-industry job should schedule more shifts during the phase right before ovulation. “It might help to know about this so that they can exploit these effects,” he said.

Science doesn’t explain how Miller was able to persuade the dancers to report their tips to him. That’s usually tougher than breaking into Fort Knox!

HEY! We want to give you FREE STUFF on Roku!

January 15, 2012 by Maria

Jack while enjoying the CUMFORT of your couch for only $9.99!


You read that title right.

Yes you did.

Because you love tits. And we love tits. And we have a vast collection of the best tits around. And you like that collection. And we make the hottest big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX for you to blow your fucking load to. And you love to blow your loads to our big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX.

You dig?

So, for those of you who have a Roku box (Remember? Dave told you about it a while ago?), the time has come to check out our premium channel where you can watch all the big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX that you like to watch for only $9.99 a month. Yeah…that’s less than $10. That’s a fucking bargain. It’s a fucking fucking bargain.

Think about that for a second.

Allow me to help you do that…

You are in your favorite boxers on your comfortable couch. You have your mighty (if tiny) Roku remote in your hand. You check out one of our fine skinematic masturbateapieces. And then, it is on your screen. Your mighty HD, flat screen. And then, you have huge titties in your living room and these chicks are fucking and cumming loudly. How loudly are they cumming? Surround-sound loud, guys. That’s kinda hot. Your neighbors will be jealous. And then you’re rubbing one out on your couch in your house. That’s what they call CUMFORT. Feel free to look that word up. It’s in a dick-tionary, somewhere.

Say what? You don’t have a Roku? Oh, man…get one. GET ONE!

You can go to their site and check them out HERE and get your Roku for as little as $49.99.

And if you have a Roku and want to get in on our premium channel, you can by visiting SCOREtv.tv or by calling 1-800-421-0760.

But wait…THERE’S MORE!

You don’t just get big tit XXX. You get full-length SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, Naughty Neighbors, 18eighteen, 40Something and Leg Sex movies. That’s a whole lotta porn action for your dick, dude. And that $9.99 a month gets you unlimited viewing of 100% uncensored movies. (Did I mention it’s on YOUR AMAZING T.V.?!?! In your home?!?! Yeah, I might have.)

And now, here comes the moment when I tell you about the FREE STUFF.

If you have a Roku and want to check out what all the hype is about, you can get our premium channel and check out the fucktastic flick for your dick, Boob Science, for FREE.

FOR FREE!!!!

Here’s a little info on your free movie:

It's the boob man's ultimate fantasy flick, a red-hot, hardcore, super-busty take on the classic movie 'Weird Science'. Two super nerds can't get chicks, so they use technology to create one of their own. And then the fun begins. Daphne Rosen stars as the fuck doll with super powers who helps the boys score all the girls of their dreams. First, Daphne gives them some pointers by strap-on fucking Maggie Green in Maggie's first-ever girl-girl scene. Then the boys go from nerds to super-studs as they score newcomers Angel Gee, Eva Notty, Contessa Rose and Aileen Ghettman, all of whom are making their XXX DVD debuts. More than just a jack flick...it's our hottest, most hilarious feature film ever!

 

So what are you waiting for? Get your free stuff. And in case we forgot to tell you before…you’re welcome.

xoxo

Maria

 

 

Sabrina Linn is “Bad, Busty & Butt-banged”

January 14, 2012 by Elliot James

Bad, Busty & Butt-Banged

We’ll vouch for that because it happened a few yards away from our desks. We could hear it through the concrete wall. There was a lot of screaming going on, especially when Sabrina’s partner filled her butt-hole.

Sabrina Linn‘s first SCORELAND scene is also her very first anal scene. I’m amazed that Sabrina had never modeled before. She’s a natural-born model in both solo and hardcore. I wonder if she practiced at home. I’d be surprised if she doesn’t become a porn star. Actually, she officially is a porn star, with this and her SCOREVideos.com sexing.

She’s a real MILF, too, in Texas. A swinger and a swapper. Not a fake Hollywood MILF. And Sabrina is no cum-dodger, either. Her tongue was outstretched waiting for his load, and she caught it.

I called her the “evil Morgan Leigh” even though they’re definitely not kissin’ cousins. There’s something about Sabrina Linn’s rack that reminded me of Morgan. Even though Sabrina is four inches taller than Morgan, it’s Sabrina’s sexy, slim body and big, rounded, “stick-em-out tits” that remind me of her. (Sabrina measures 40-32-39 and 40GG. Morgan measures 42-23-34 and 32J.)

They also both have very sweet personalities, are very soft-spoken and have  feminine, gentle voices. They’re both Barbie Doll-like. Sabrina calls men “sir.” She’s very polite. Not evil at all. Not bad, either. She just looks bad. And she was bad to the bone during her SCORE visit.

Back home, Sabrina walks around in tube tops and tank tops with no bra. Naturally, wives scream at their husbands when they turn around to look at her. Maybe some of these wives even clobber them.

“Half of me is a really good girl,”  Sabrina said a few minutes before her partner started motorboating her. “Half of me is a bad, crazy girl.”

I’m glad the bad, crazy girl visited.

NOTE FROM DAVE: Sorry about hi-jacking this post, Elliot, but one of my favorite moments of Sabrina Linn’s visit to SCORELAND happened when the cameras weren’t rolling. I had just finished interviewing Sabrina and was about to leave the studio when I turned around and saw Johnny (the stud in this scene) standing between Sabrina’s legs, and Sabrina was swallowing his cock. This impromptu, off-camera moment (actually, it was a lot more than just a moment because Sabrina didn’t seem to be in any hurry to stop blowing him) shows just how much Sabrina Linn loves cock.