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January 26, 2012 by Elliot James
NEW at eBoobStore.com.
The Breast of XL Girls is an informative, educational and socially important learning guide for both boob hounds as well as for curvy women worldwide who want to improve their sex lives. It’s the most-authoritative DVD yet on the intimate and little-known subject of large ladies engaged in the unbridled joys of carnal knowledge. See what goes on behind the closed doors and shaded windows of the XL Girl.
Written by noted sex researchers at The SCORE Group and starring 26 of the most-popular models from XL Girls magazine, The Breast of XL Girls is an indispensable addition to DVD shelves in every home and every university library.
We have spared no expense to bring you the finest, horniest, sexiest, bustiest, assiest dolls enjoying the most-energetic and boob-shaking poundings and creamings by rigid cocksmen in a new EIGHT-HOUR, 2-disc set. That’s 478 minutes of fucking. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.
Look at this line-up!
Analee Sands
Arianna Sinn
Bailey Santanna
Bunny De La Cruz
Charlie Cooper
Dallas Dixon
Daniella Grey
Dawn Davenport
Gia Johnson
Glory Foxxx
Jade Parker
Julia Juggs
Kristina Milan
Lady Snow
Lisa Canon
Maria Moore
Melonie Max
Monique L’Amour
Nikki Cars
Peaches LaRue
Porsche Dali
Samantha 38DD
Sapphire
Simone Staxxx
Twilight Starr
Vivian Alise
Watch the three-minute trailer at eBoobStore and see these curvacious cuties go to town. Your pocket pal will thank you.
January 25, 2012 by Dave
One barber, no whacking. Kayla will take care of that.
In these days of reality TV and reality everything else, there’s reality based on reality and reality based on fantasy and reality that’s based on pure fiction. The video that’s airing today at SCOREVideos.com is a combination of reality based on reality and reality based on fantasy.
First, the reality based on reality. The video is called “Blow & Trim” (on DVD in Fun Bag Fuckers) and features long-time SCORE Girl Kayla Kupcakes. The video was shot at “Beach Babies,” the beauty and hair salon Kayla owned (and still owns) near Fort Lauderdale Beach. In it, Kayla is wearing a very low-cut, very boob-revealing top and giving a shampoo and hair cut to a guy thinks that this is his lucky day even if he gets nothing more out of it than the haircut he came in for and an eyeful of Kayla’s cleavage. So the reality part is that Kayla really is a sexy, busty hairstylist, and she really does own a salon.
Now the reality based on fantasy: Within minutes, Kayla is stuffing her tits in this dude’s face and sucking his cock right there in the stylists’ chair and riding his cock and getting her rack coated with Beach Babies Man Sauce. As Elliot wrote in the copy that accompanies the video, “Haven’t we all thought about fucking a busty hair cutter at one or more times in our lives? It’s a natural. They bend over you, tits six inches from your face. They usually wear hot, revealing clothes because they’re in the grooming business and they all like to doll themselves up. They’re touching you. At least your big head if not the little head.”
These days, I get my hair cut by a bald old Italian man who fills me in on the best places to get pizza in South Florida. But I’ve had my share of sexy hair stylists, like the MILF who never wore a bra and always put her nipples inches from my face and the young, sleazy girl who always wore short skirts and practically straddled my legs when she was leaning over to get a little more off the front and the skinny divorcee with big, fake tits who always wore fishnet tops and pushup bras. She obviously knew that big tits meant big tips.
Kayla does, too. “Thanks for the big tip,” she says after Johnny shoots his load all over her rack. “And the big dick, too.”
You know, I’ve never visited Beach Babies, but maybe I should.
January 24, 2012 by Elliot James
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January 23, 2012 by Elliot James
Beshine: A living Duncan Gutteridge Fantasy SCORE painting.
Even if Beshine didn’t have those massive mega-boobs, even if she had double-Ds, I’d still have hot nuts for her.
She has a very pretty face, and I love her slim bod, tiny waist, sleek legs and trim butt. I’ll bet you could bounce a quarter off those ass cheeks.
Beshine’s fantasy tits make her a woman who has virtually stepped out of an Otis Sweat painting. A true Tit-an. She must get asked to slow-dance a lot.
Beshine’s had to adapt her life radically to living with a chest that huge, a task she’s handled very well. Activities like driving, exercising and household chores can’t be done the same way anymore. But she loves her breasts and how they look.
She keeps in trim shape. “Every day I do cardio and workouts for my back,” Beshine told us in an interview. “I use an eliptical machine where you can use your arms and legs, but Ionly use my legs because my boobs get in the way.”
We’re posting a bathroom photo set today at SCORELAND with Beshine starting off in exactly what I love seeing big-boobed women wear before she steps into the tub.
She must read the minds of tit-men like me.
January 22, 2012 by Maria
Renee Ross is built for some serious T.L.C.!
We have spoken to you guys about nurses before. (Trust me.) You can type NURSE in the search bar over there —> and you will see how many different nurse blogs we have written.
But this blog is about my favorite nurse…Renee Ross.
Renee is a special nurse for a few reasons.
The first is that she looks hot in a nurse’s uniform, and really, that should be, like, a requirement at nursing school.
The second is that she is really a nurse in real life, so she might actually take care of you in a hospital some day and her tits might actually be THISFUCKINGCLOSE to your face.
The last is that the nurse fantasy is what I like to call an oldie but goodie and in this layout of Renee from the Holiday 2011 issue of V-mag, she plays a “school” nurse.
Yes, the school nurse…the woman who was responsible for bandaging your ouchies and taking your temperature. (Although I am sure that the sight of Renee in this outfit could give anyone a fever.)
This shot got me to thinking about how many of you have nurse fantasies and then I wondered, “Have any of us actually fulfilled this fantasy?”
Well…have you?
I know that while I have harbored a few crushes on some of my doctors, I have never actually fucked one in the exam room of his private practice.
Nor have I ever had sex with a nurse in a supply closet of some hospital, either.
But I am thinking maybe someone out there has? And just that thought, that somewhere out there people are fucking nurses in closets and cumming all over their uniforms…well, that thought gives me hope.
So while I have yet to go the route of nurse fucking, if you have, I would like to hear about it…
because smut makes me happy. 🙂 It makes everything all better.
Chime in!
xoxo,
Maria
January 21, 2012 by Dave
Natalie is somewhat like the sexy, voluptuous Euro chicks I'd often see at the Harmony in New York City (but Natalie has much bigger tits).
The poll currently running in the members area of SCORELAND asks, “How important is adult entertainment to you?” The choices and results so far:
Important. I would miss it if I couldn’t get it: 37%
Extremely important. I must have it: 27%
Fairly important–in moderation. I could go weeks without it: 18%
Not important. I could live completely without it: 4%
Interesting results, and not surprising. My answer is somewhere between “Important” and “Vital To Life.” But here’s what I really want to know: What’s your idea of adult entertainment?
Back in the late 1980s, when New York’s Times Square was a haven for smut (and I mean that in the best way), a few enjoyable hours within a six- or seven-block radius might be spent as followed:
1. Get off the subway. Head on down to the Harmony Burlesque for some dollar-a-minute lap dance excitement. Maybe watch the stage show for a while. Get a lap dance, complete with tits in your face and (at the time) hairy pussy in your hand at one of the sleaziest lap-dance joints there ever was.
2. Head back downstairs (the Harmony was on the second floor of a building just off Broadway, and you had to walk up a long set of steps to get to it). Walk over to Show World on the corner of 8th Avenue and 42nd Street, right across from the Port Authority bus terminal. Catch a live sex show in one of the booths. Maybe go upstairs to the Triple Treat Theater and watch porn stars fucking on-stage (I will never forget the time three girls were doing a lezzie show, complete with dildos and anal beads. Two of the girls stuffed the other girl’s asshole with the beads, then auctioned off the right to pull them out. I think the winning bid was $10). And does anybody remember what was in the basement level of Show World?
3. Back outside. Grab a pretzel. Re-fill the wallet at the ATM machine. Check out the latest releases at the video store just off 42nd and Eighth. Walk up the street a bit to the live peep-show emporium where, downstairs, on stages surrounded by booths like carousels, the girls let you play with their tits and finger their pussies.
4. Now, sadly, it’s time to go back home. You’re out of money. But by the time you get home, you’re horny all over again, so you whip out a copy of a big-boob magazine or pop a VHS into your VCR and jack to Suzy Nero, Chessie Moore, Kay Parker or some other big-tit star.
And that’s a helluva day. It’s a day you couldn’t have today. Few things have changed as much as adult entertainment. Now, SCORELAND can be a one-stop destination for all your adult entertainment needs. No need to leave your home and hop on the train. No need to re-fill your wallet at the ATM. No need to even get dressed. I like that. I like that a lot.
But you know what? Sometimes, I wish I could have one more lap dance at the Harmony or one more live sex show at Show World. But if somebody told me I had to give up SCORELAND to get it, I’d tell them, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
January 20, 2012 by Elliot James
Poppos poppin' out.
The word desire is in her name.
Angel face. Devil girl body.
Here’s the checklist of destinations to visit until Monday rolls around. Why travel to the mountains when the mountains can come to you?
Destination XLGirls.com: Diane Poppos. The great one returns in a pictorial and video. It was depressing to think that Diane would never again unleash her sweatermounds for the TSG cameras. But the gray skies turned to blue with one phone call almost 10 years after her self-imposed retirement from modeling.
Destination SCORELAND: Desiree is the hooker in gold boots who makes house calls. This dude is looking for some action. He gets more than he bargained for when the redhaired, naturally busty super-vixen drops by to loosen his load. Now that’s service with a smile.
For someone who many would call the ultimate in girls-next-door, look no further than Kali West. No matter what Kali does, she just can’t escape that nice, innocent, sweet image. Hey, it’s a tough world out there.
Super-giant tits that strain her tops and bras to the breaking point. An ultra-slim body with a waist and an ass you could bounce a quarter off. The legs of a Vegas chorus girl. We’re talkin’ Elizabeth Starr.
Destination SCOREVideos.com: Hot wife Krissy Rose has 36F-cups, a pierced pussy and nipple rings. The brunette soccer mom with a liberal husband satisfies her craving for chocolate and hooks up with a big, black man-pole in her eagerly awaited second video.
Top it all off with a fresh Eva Notty scene at SCORELAND and it’s a tit-hound’s paradise, my friends.
This Monday: German tit-an Beshine. It’s what’s upfront that counts.
Blowing out her sweater, hot wife Krissy is back to swallow more cum.
"I have whacked it to her many times," writes Titster about Starr.
January 19, 2012 by Elliot James
Bring Nottty again, we see. What's a man to do?
If you have recovered from Eva Notty’s threesome with Sarah Satori and are craving another Eva fix, worry not, SCORE brothers.
SCORE‘s very lovely, stacked and talented 2010 Model of the Year recently paid a fresh visit to her favorite chest-nuts (that’d be us, your friendly, neighborhood SCORE people). This was an overdue return visit because as we all know, absence makes the hard-on grow…harder. Especially with Miss Notty. She did miss the fun and games of this season’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition, but there’s always next season.
The brunette stunner debuted at SCORELAND in a multi-part Eva Notty special during June, 2009, almost three years ago. Is it that long?
Which is what Eva says to Tony when she reaches into his trousers to pull out his junk and get the ball rolling in a brand-spankin’ new SCORE video and pictorial. Let the festivititties cum-mence.
Seeing Eva work the pole is always an uplifting experience. She really enjoys a cock sliding between her tits. They get into a super-heated, pounding-hot fuck, and Eva’s very inspirational as always, inspiring a huge load.
I’d love to find 10 or 15 more like Eva. But there’s only one. So I’m grateful for that.
Stay tuned for more Notty news, including a blog chat with Dave. Cummin’ soon. Just like Eva.
Upcoming SCORE & V-Girl birthdays:
Kylee Nash: a flexible doll.
Kylee Nash Jan. 20
Mandy Michelle Melons Jan. 22
Ava Divine Jan. 22
Kerra Dawson Jan. 22
Harmony Bliss Jan. 23
Ines Cudna Jan. 25
Heidi Hooters Jan. 25
Deauxma Jan. 25
Rachel Rocketts Jan. 29
Bethany Bustin Jan. 29
Anne Marie Jan. 29
Anna Yota Jan. 29
Gabriella Michaels Jan. 29
Bea Flora Jan. 30
Sakura Sena Jan. 31
Taylor Hill Jan. 31
January 18, 2012 by Elliot James
Danielle Derek: superlightweight body, heavy tits.
This is actually’s Dave posting. I’m uploading it for him because his computer blew a fuse while he watched a new, tiny MILF named Cassidy Exe get boned. Having seen Cassidy in the hallway (just walking, not getting boned), I’m not surprised.-Elliot James
“I’m so tiny, men can pick me up and move me wherever they want,” said Danielle Derek, a busty little fuck bunny who can be seen fucking today in “Triple F Encounter” from the DVD Fun Bag Fuckers at SCOREVideos.com. “Guys are very rough with me because they’re able to toss me around in bed. They can maneuver me. I’m so tiny, they can pick me up and move me wherever they want, like against the wall. I wrap my legs around them, and they fuck me against the wall.”
The funny thing is, Danielle isn’t really tiny. She’s actually 5’5” tall, which is average height for a woman. But she weighs only 102 pounds, she has a 23-inch waist, her mouth is tiny, her pussy is tiny and her asshole is tiny, so she makes small cocks look big and big cocks look huge. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched one of Danielle’s anal scenes, like in Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-A-Poppin’ (my personal favorite) and thought, “How is she going to get that cock in that asshole?” But, sure enough, she does.
Just the other day, I was interviewing another short ‘n’ stacked girl, Cassidy Exe, for 50PlusMILFs.com. Cassidy is really tiny at 4’11”, 92 pounds, and when she takes a cock in her ass (which she does at 40SomethingMag.com and will do next week at 50PlusMILFs.com), those cocks look gigantic in her tight little hole.
“I once was having great sex with this guy, and I screamed, ‘Oh, your cock feels so big in my pussy!’” Cassidy told me. “When it was done, he said, ‘That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that.’”
Of course, not all tiny girls have small pussies (and not all big girls have big pussies). So what’s the real story behind why some of us like short ‘n’ stacked girls? Why are they special?
This is why plumbing is a good career. Meet Cassidy Exe.
I think it has to do with the “fuck toy” thing. These girls are like little love dolls that we can pick up and bounce up and down on our cocks. We can wrap our hands around their waists and maneuver them on our hard-ons, and it’s not difficult to stand up and turn a tiny girl upside-down so her legs are wrapped around your face and her pussy is in your mouth while she’s sucking your cock.
And, also, big tits look even bigger on a small frame.
Anyway, I’m probably going to spend some time tonight and tomorrow morning watching Danielle’s scene at SCOREVideos.com. Doing research, you know.
January 17, 2012 by Maria
Hitomi and soap...what all wet dreams are made of.
Today, Dave and I were chatting and he asked me if I would blog. I said sure. And then I thought about what I should write about. I asked him what he thought we should discuss and he said, “Well, a shower set of Hitomi went up on SCORELAND yesterday. But maybe we should talk about something else. They have heard a lot about Hitomi already.”
I know…THE BLASPHEMY.
Too much Hitomi? Does that even exist? How can that be? Who wouldn’t want to see more of this stunning, stacked Asian sensation?
So, after concluding that Dave probably has a fever and is delirious, I decided to write about Hitomi in the shower, because come on…it’s Hitomi, IN THE SHOWER.
Hence, gentlemen, I now bring you the boob news straight from SCORELAND.
Yesterday, a set of Hitomi in the shower went up on SCORELAND, and it was nothing less than glorious. There was Hitomi, a tiny bikini, wetness, suds, nudity and tits. All of these things are recipes for a good time, dontcha think?
I think so.
But don’t take my word for it.
Allow this photo of Hitomi covered in soapsuds to remind you to do two things:
1) Shower
2) Shower with slippery, busty Asian friends.
Head on over to SCORELAND and check out the full set and then pray that Dave makes a speedy recovery from his brain fever.
xoxo
Maria
