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You read that title right.
Yes you did.
Because you love tits. And we love tits. And we have a vast collection of the best tits around. And you like that collection. And we make the hottest big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX for you to blow your fucking load to. And you love to blow your loads to our big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX.
You dig?
So, for those of you who have a Roku box (Remember? Dave told you about it a while ago?), the time has come to check out our premium channel where you can watch all the big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX that you like to watch for only $9.99 a month. Yeah…that’s less than $10. That’s a fucking bargain. It’s a fucking fucking bargain.
Think about that for a second.
Allow me to help you do that…
You are in your favorite boxers on your comfortable couch. You have your mighty (if tiny) Roku remote in your hand. You check out one of our fine skinematic masturbateapieces. And then, it is on your screen. Your mighty HD, flat screen. And then, you have huge titties in your living room and these chicks are fucking and cumming loudly. How loudly are they cumming? Surround-sound loud, guys. That’s kinda hot. Your neighbors will be jealous. And then you’re rubbing one out on your couch in your house. That’s what they call CUMFORT. Feel free to look that word up. It’s in a dick-tionary, somewhere.
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We’ll vouch for that because it happened a few yards away from our desks. We could hear it through the concrete wall. There was a lot of screaming going on, especially when Sabrina’s partner filled her butt-hole.
Sabrina Linn‘s first SCORELAND scene is also her very first anal scene. I’m amazed that Sabrina had never modeled before. She’s a natural-born model in both solo and hardcore. I wonder if she practiced at home. I’d be surprised if she doesn’t become a porn star. Actually, she officially is a porn star, with this and her SCOREVideos.com sexing.
She’s a real MILF, too, in Texas. A swinger and a swapper. Not a fake Hollywood MILF. And Sabrina is no cum-dodger, either. Her tongue was outstretched waiting for his load, and she caught it.
I called her the “evil Morgan Leigh” even though they’re definitely not kissin’ cousins. There’s something about Sabrina Linn’s rack that reminded me of Morgan. Even though Sabrina is four inches taller than Morgan, it’s Sabrina’s sexy, slim body and big, rounded, “stick-em-out tits” that remind me of her. (Sabrina measures 40-32-39 and 40GG. Morgan measures 42-23-34 and 32J.)
They also both have very sweet personalities, are very soft-spoken and have feminine, gentle voices. They’re both Barbie Doll-like. Sabrina calls men “sir.” She’s very polite. Not evil at all. Not bad, either. She just looks bad. And she was bad to the bone during her SCORE visit.
Back home, Sabrina walks around in tube tops and tank tops with no bra. Naturally, wives scream at their husbands when they turn around to look at her. Maybe some of these wives even clobber them.
“Half of me is a really good girl,” Sabrina said a few minutes before her partner started motorboating her. “Half of me is a bad, crazy girl.”
I’m glad the bad, crazy girl visited.
NOTE FROM DAVE: Sorry about hi-jacking this post, Elliot, but one of my favorite moments of Sabrina Linn’s visit to SCORELAND happened when the cameras weren’t rolling. I had just finished interviewing Sabrina and was about to leave the studio when I turned around and saw Johnny (the stud in this scene) standing between Sabrina’s legs, and Sabrina was swallowing his cock. This impromptu, off-camera moment (actually, it was a lot more than just a moment because Sabrina didn’t seem to be in any hurry to stop blowing him) shows just how much Sabrina Linn loves cock.
Does this girl look to you like a dirty little whore?
Redhaired, H-cup plumper Sonja Haze from Toronto can now be seen fucking at XLGirls.com. I just watched the scene, and I can’t decide what I like better, the visual treats or the audio ones.
Put it this way: I’ve never heard a girl who’s so into fucking, and I’ve heard a lot of girls who are into fucking. I’ll never forget the day when I was sitting at my desk while, just on the other side of the wall, Alanna Ackerman was getting ass-fucked by Lucas in More To Fuck. Her screams of pleasure filled the building.
Well, Sonja’s right up there (down there?) with Alanna. Here are my favorite spoken-word moments from Sonja’s scene:
Sonja at the beginning: “Ready to fuck this tight, wet pussy of mine? Ready to fuck these giant titties of mine, too?”
While Sonja’s licking her stud’s balls and lapping his cock, the stud says, “Lick it up and down.” And Sonja says, “Like a proper dirty fuckin’ whore?”
Yeah, just like that, honey.
Sonja slurps on his cock like she’s engulfing a wet, juicy popsicle, then she gets on her hands and knees and goes deep on the cock, coating it with her thick saliva.
“Mmmmmm,” is all Sonja can say when she’s doing that.
Then, the stud slides his cock into her cunt.
“Oh, fuck me harder! Fuck me like a dirty fuckin’ whore!”
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
“Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!”
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
“Oh, slide that cock back in my dirty whore pussy!”
“Fuck me like a little slut!”
“”Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
“Pounding me deeper! Pound me harder!”
Okay, let’s go back to those “dirty whore pussy” bursts…How in the world did the stud not shoot his load right then and there?
Slugworth mentioned in yesterday’s Blog about jacking in an MRI machine that if Cherry Brady or Renee Ross were there in nurses’ uniforms, he would make an effort.
Agreed, although we’d all rather be jacked than jack in that situation.
Nurses may be angels of mercy, but then there are some bad nurses out there, too. Really bad.
Not bad as in badly trained. Bad as in bad.
Presented to the court as evidence is this quartet of now-legendary bad nurses, responsible for more health crises than for alleviating them.
In their defense, this group is good at reducing the swelling…after they cause it.
Denise Derringer as the bad-ass nurse from Busty Dildo Lovers #5.
Cindy Cupps from the November ’07 SCORE. What does a nurse need a riding crop for?
Sarah Sunshine from Tits & Tugs #6, one of the hottest nurse scenes I’ve ever seen because of Sarah’s dirty talking.
Kianna Dior from BigBoobsPOV.com extracting semen samples in a non-prescribed technique.
A couple of years ago, a SCORELAND poll asked who your favorite fantasy girls are. A healthy 33% voted for the sexy nurse. But 47% voted for the sexy teacher. My own vote goes to the sexy nurse. In how many professions is there actual touching?
Daphne Rosen gets ready to do research into Maggie Green's ability to achieve orgasm. See the DVD "Boob Science" for test results.
Usually, I don’t go to The Huffington Post for news, but this was one story I couldn’t ignore. The headline: “Climax In An MRI Machine? Been There, Done That.”
I haven’t (although I admit to having had a hard-on in an MRI machine once). Apparently, the author of this story, Kayt Sukel, fingered herself to an orgasm in an MRI machine–while scientists watched–for scientific research. Wrote Ms. Sukel prior to the experiment, “No, I am not sure I’ll actually be able to do it. But, as instructed, I have been practicing at home and will give it my best shot.”
Well, she did manage to do it, and since you can’t have metal objects in an MRI, she couldn’t use a vibrator or anything else with metal or batteries. She got herself off with her own fingers. Actually, I’m wondering why they didn’t use men for this study since we don’t need toys to get off (although I kinda doubt they would have let me into the MRI with a copy of SCORE).
Okay, I just realized why they didn’t use men: Pussy juice is a lot easier to clean up than white, sticky, male cum. Glazing the inside of an MRI machine…that wouldn’t be pretty.
Another reason: They were measuring brain waves during female orgasm.
We already know how the male brain functions during orgasm.
It doesn’t.
So, once again, I ask the question: Could you jack in a MRI machine with people watching?
I love pictorials and videos of the girls getting together. They don’t need to even do anything remotely sexual, although it’s nice if they do. Just seeing a couple of girls together in the same space is enough for me. They can just stand there. It could be candid shots or a regular photo shoot. It’s just exciting to see them actually together, either in hot outfits, swimsuits or birthday suits. I’m happy I feel this way after so many years of being a chest nut.
SCORELAND (since 1992) and XLGirls.com (more recently) have specialized in multiple model shoots, the ultimate being the SCORE Boob Cruises that got bigger and bigger every trip.
Here is a tiny sampling of the girl-girl duos at SCORELAND:
Brandy Talore and Angela White. What a pair. They met when we did Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling and Ultimate Cherry. This pictorial appeared in the November 2005 V-mag and is on DVD in Bosom Buddies 6. Brandy had just started doing boy-girls and Angela was six years away from it.
Kerry Marie and Lorna Morgan, two natural-born, all-time greats. Dedicated and motivated. Like Linsey Dawn McKenzie, they quickly became role models to any girls starting out. They were roommates in a villa in Algarve for On Location Portugal.
Brandy & Angela
Lorna & Kerry Marie
Angelina Castro and Kerry Christiansen. This is on the set of SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored. No girls are more fun and upbeat than these two. Have you ever heard a model use the word “work” in an interview? A lot of the California porn stars use that word. You won’t hear it from these two.
Leanne Crow and Michelle Bond. They really fill out those bikinis. I envy Englishmen. They get to live in the same country as these girls. This was shot during Leanne’s Stacked Summer.
Kali West and Stephanie Stalls. This is also on the set of SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored. Kali and Stephanie couldn’t be more different in personality and looks…and that’s why I’d love to see them on stage riding the pole and then riding another pole together one day.
There are many more dynamic duos inside SCORELAND. Which are your favorites, past or present?
Tiffany Towers looks amazing in this pose, don't cha think?
As an editor, I go through hundreds of shots everyday, looking for photos for the web, V-mag and our DVDs. Conducting a photo edit is actually one of my favorite parts of my job. I love the chance to look through different photo sets and see all of the big-boobed stunners that I love in different outfits and locations. Sometimes they are all dolled up in hot dresses and at a bar. Sometimes they are in sexy lingerie and on a bed. And sometimes they are in bikinis made out of dental floss and letting it all hang out on the shore of some exotic beach.
It’s also a chance for me to try and find one or two shots that are above and beyond amazing. The kind of shot that makes you stop and stare for a second because it is so visually stunning.
While a lot of photos are great and the models in them look beautiful and horny, the kind of shot I am talking about goes beyond that. It features the model in a way that I have never seen her before. It is such a strong visual that I feel as if I am seeing her for the first time.
That’s how I felt about this shot of the legendary Tiffany Towers that I happened upon while doing edits for her site. I find this shot absolutely spectacular on many levels.
The first is that Tiffany’s body looks incredible here. You can really tell how toned and in shape she was. The second is that her face looks extremely fucking horny to me. It might even be her “O” face. The last is that when I saw it, I thought about Tiffany Towers getting plowed in this position and what access to a cock this kind of flexibility would allow. That is a turn-on, right? I think so.
When a photo can inspire that many randy thoughts in an instant, then it is a great fucking photo.
What are your favorite photos? Are there any that capture your eye and your cock in one instant? Let me know because I would love to hear about them!
noun
1. bearing, manner, disposition; with regard to taking great pride in having big tits
Origin:
2012; < The SCORE Group < English <Latin tittitudini
Synonyms
2. See boobitude
Tittitude. When a girl has tittitude, she should flaunt it. In our faces. And the babes at TSG this weekend have tittitude to spare.
Dave blogged yesterday with Daylene Rio and Sara Jay about their Juggy Adventure. It’s one you’ve gotta see as the girls take on a big woodie in a nasty threesome. Nasty as in good and nasty. The #1 male fantasy of two hot, big-boobed chicks and one guy. This could be the hottest XXX scene SCORELAND‘s ever shown. You tell us.
Sabrina Linn warms up in SCORELAND‘s New Discovery section and she’s a big-titted Texas MILF (a real MILF) to reckon with. In one week, Sabrina opens her butthole for the longhorn. So start your countdown. Now this is someone who has never modeled before. “Wives scream at their husbands when they turn around to look at me,” Sabrina says in a voice that sounds like it’s coming out of the mouth of a shy girl-next-door. She actually called Dave “Sir.”
This weekend at SCORELAND, Lanea Love tries on different swimsuits–the kind that come with a bodyguard or two–and then it’s birthday suit time, leading to a dripping oil immersion. Lanea’s so hot, you could cook a burger on her spankable ass. I got that from a list of cheesy pick-up lines, so don’t use it.
It’s been a few years since Stacy Adams visited The SCORE Group. This weekend at SCOREVideos.com, Stacy is back and she’s bustier than before. More voluptuously endowed and just as horny as Stacy was when she was pole dancing at BigTitHooker.com and BigBoobsPOV.com. Her blow job technique is terrific with lots of spit and her fuck scene is scorching. She’s creamed inside her pussy too, oh yeah. Welcome back, Stacy.
Tittitude. They have it. I like it. If you know someone who has it, tell her about BeASCOREModel.com. Your Boob Brothers will thank you.
Got the post-holiday blues? Then I’ve got just the cure.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio, together for the first time ever, sharing a cock, gobbling it down, eating dick and sucking balls, fucking, eating each others’ cunt sauce off the dick, then getting facialed and enjoying a little snowballing action.
When you put two nasty, big-titted fuck sluts like Daylene and Sara together, you know the action is going to be scorching. And it is.
Sara Jay’s visit to the SCORE Studio is her first since 2008. She looks great, and that ass…it’s one of the best ever.
Daylene, back in our studio for the first time since last winter, looks truly spectacular. She has slimmed down but hasn’t lost an ounce of boob meat. She might even be bustier than ever.
Anyway, enough of my talk. Enjoy this Blog video of Sara and Daylene, then get over to SCORELAND and watch the scene. It’ll cure you of the post-holiday blue balls.
