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Horniest TV talk show ever: SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored

December 12, 2011 by Elliot James

Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.

I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.

I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.

My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.

Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.

If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.

By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.

What you think happens backstage, does!

What you think happens backstage, does!

Why do I keep asking big-boobed models about their shaved pussies? Because I can.

December 11, 2011 by Dave
Back in the day, Dawn Stone's shaved cookie was quite unusual. She was rightfully proud of it.

Back in the day, Dawn Stone's shaved cookie was quite unusual. She was rightfully proud of it.

The other day, I was doing a video interview with a new SCORELAND model. She had very nice tits, which is usually the point, but that’s not the point. The point is that during the interview, I had her take off her panties (this is the only time in my life when women never say no), and when I saw that she had a shaved pussy, I asked, “When did you start shaving your pussy?” She answered me, of course, but it wasn’t until a few hours later when I thought about the interview and wondered, Why did I ask her that question?

You see, when I first came to SCORE in 2001, many porn stars shaved their pussies but most every-day women didn’t. In fact, back then, it was unusual for a woman who wasn’t a stripper or a porn star to shave her pussy, and when she did, the subject was worthy of further interrogation. “When did you start shaving your pussy?” “Why did you start shaving your pussy?” “Did you shave it yourself or did someone do it for you?” “Is sex better with a shaved pussy?” Etc., etc. But these days, it’s unusual when a woman DOESN’T shave her pussy.

Basically, what I’m saying here is that my shaved pussy questions are outdated. My shaved pussy interrogatories are probably a waste of time and not of much interest.

So, here and now, I am officially retiring the shaved pussy questions. Of course, the problem with that is I loved shaved pussy, and my mind and cock are stuck in the early 2000s, when a woman shaving her pussy meant she loved to fuck. My eyes are drawn to shaved pussy the way they’re drawn to big tits, and then my brain shuts off and outdated questions follow.

“A PC? Really? You own a computer?”

“A car? You drive a car? Don’t you have to crank the engine all the time?”

“You mean you’ve been on an airplane?”

This just might be one of those old dog/new tricks situations. But I’ll try.

The 2011 SCORE/V-mag Awards: Allow us to illustrate the nominees

December 10, 2011 by Maria

Well, I would’ve illustrated them for you if I had any artistic talent, but I don’t. The most you would get from me is some stick figure with stick-figure boobs. (But they would be BIG stick-figure boobs! lol)

Thank goodness for you that our pal H.D. from Germany can draw. (He draws his figures with big boobs, too. Go figure.)

He sent us some fine, new sketches of some of the finest ladies who are nominated for both the SCORE and V-mag awards.

Speaking of which…have you voted? If you haven’t, you SHOULD. The competition is so tight, the winners will be decided by a few votes. So, if you are the type of person with very strong opinions about tits (like all of us here at SCORELAND!), then cast your votes in the SCORELAND Voting Booth. Voting ends soon, and the fate of your favorite models’ breasts are in your hands.

THEIR TITS ARE IN YOUR HANDS!

😀

Who are you guys voting for?

-Maria

Kristi Maxx makes it big @ SCORELAND and other titillating news

December 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Kristi: Like flowers attract bees.

Kristi: Like flowers attract bees.

SCORE has scored the home run of the year!” Maverick enthusiastically commented yesterday about Kristi Maxx‘s debut at SCORELAND.

But wait.

There’s more Kristi, and she’s only started to approach her maxx potential.

Tall (5’10”), young (21) and sweater-stretching, Kristi’s the one who hits a home run today and shakes things up with a horny hook-up. Kristi’s natural boobs are served well in wide-screen. Things are going to get very sticky.

Maverick also perceptively notes “If Kristi does not get featured in BootyLicious, that would be a shame!” And that’s true. Kristi does look sexy cumming or going. From any angle, the view is sensational.

Kristi will also be back next Friday (Dec. 16) at SCOREVideos.com. Write that down on your palms.

Rounding out the December ’11 Voluptuous magazine, breast royalty Gya Roberts, Porsche Dali and Maserati, literally the slickest chick we know, take over SCORELAND with their weapons of massive distraction. A few weeks ago, I blogged about solid seamless backgrounds. Now Maserati goes for it in a sexy bikini show and, man, is her oil-dripping bod heaven-sent. She’s slippery but she’s fun.

Boob-yah!

And happy birthday today, Kerry Marie!

Porsche in Dec. '11 V-mag.

Porsche in Dec. '11 V-mag.

Cleavage hits Gya's chin the way it should.

Cleavage hits Gya's chin the way it should.

An oil spill we welcome.

An oil spill we welcome.

Birthday bliss, plus big-boob debates that never get old

December 8, 2011 by Elliot James

Big birthday shout-outs to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI Topps (Dec. 10),  Casey Cleavage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). They proved that the earth was not flat.

I was reviewing several older “Scorecard” pages, and when I got to 2002, I found this group of letters that shows no matter the year, some topics have no expiration dates. I’m sure that in 10 years from today, the same issues will be brought up. Some subjects seem to be eternal, and I enjoy reading the different opinions about them.

“As far as I’m concerned, I would rather see all your models without clothing of any kind. Anything that covers up a model’s assets is boring and does not promote the model in any way. I don’t care if other readers think it is ‘sexy’ or not. As I have said, if readers are into models with clothing, they can check out Victoria Secrets or Fredericks of Hollywood or the Sears catalog if they are that hard up. Sears will provide all their needs in the bra and panties section. Please! As for Crystal Gunns seducing me in a tight top, no thanks! She came into this world without a stitch on, and that’s exactly how I want to see her! Why men want to see women back in clothing is beyond me, especially on an Internet site. I mean, it took how long to get them out of clothing? How long did we have to wait for hardcore, then I suppose somebody is going to suggest doing away with that? Let’s go forward, not backwards in our thinking!”-R.D.K.

“I would like to see models posing in more lingerie and sexy clothing like short skirts with hose and garters and cleavage revealing tops. I say that lingerie is incredibly sexy and allows more imagination. Please consider my proposal and keep up the good work!”-Van.

“I have to voice off on recent comments about SCORE models wearing clothing. I enjoyed Kristy’s pictures because of the dress. I like the idea of these busty models wearing tight-fitting clothing and slowly disrobing. Your strip sets are the best! It’s quite titillating to see a woman in provocative, sexy clothing before seeing pink.”-A.G.

“Take a look at photos 11-14 in the set of Ines Cudna [SCORE Studio Gallery 50]. What is missing? Look closely…she is not wearing any shoes! Can you look at that and honestly tell me the shots would’ve been better had you placed a pair of those ridiculous pumps you make the women wear? She looks so sexy and fuckable! The shoes would’ve distracted from the shot as they do in all of the sets in poses like that. Sure, the legs look better in the shoes when they are standing but not lying down or on all fours or on their stomach like Ines is doing. I subscribe to BustyKerryMarie as well, and she also has beautiful feet. Yet every single picture has her wearing some kind of slip-on shoe, even on her back in a bed or on a couch. They distract from the rest of her and need to go. I’m not a foot fetishist, but I love a nice pair of them. I’m suggesting use the shoes for the standing shots, but lose them when lying or doggy-style shots.  Bad enough you apply so much makeup to these women that many would be unrecognizable on the street, but a naked body with just shoes on? It is so unrealistic! Yes, I have had my women prance around a little in heels and nothing else, but when it’s time to hit the bed or couch or kitchen table or wherever, the shoes come off! There is the tendency lately in porn and mags to ‘glam up’ the models with a ton of makeup. Personally, a little more natural look is much more desirable.”–M.G.

“Just read a letter from a guy who’s anti-heels. He’s entitled to his opinion, but, personally, I look at it as an escape from reality and that often involves seeing these fantasy ladies decked out in heels, hose and all manner of trashy lingerie. I’ve always believed that such apparel serves to enhance and accentuate a model’s natural assets. High heels in particular cause a woman’s ass to jut out all the more and who doesn’t love the sight of tits straining against or busting out of tight, sexy tops? I have a particular thing for shoes so I hope you’ll continue to feature them heavily, not that I think you ever wouldn’t.”-K.S.

Take it to the Maxx

December 7, 2011 by Elliot James
Meet Kristi Maxx.

Meet Kristi Maxx.

Newcomer Kristi Maxx hits SCORELAND tomorrow. You’re invited to enjoy Kristi’s 38DDD whopping naturals. I know I did.

We don’t find many models from Tennessee. I don’t know why that is. Angel Gee lived there. Stephanie Stalls was born in Tennessee. Sarah Sunshine lives there. XL Girl Risque Waters. Not to mention Dolly Parton who never has posed for SCORE.

With her looks and bod, I’m sure Kristi constantly has guys saying to her, “You must be from Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see.”

Kristi enjoys being breast worshiped, and her tits are made for boffing and cock massaging. I can say this with absolute certainty because I’ve already seen her upcoming video and matching pictorial.

She also has a great ass. “I love having my ass worshiped,” Kristi added.

Kristi Maxx. She has T and she has A.

A winning combination.

Digital SCORE & Voluptuous magazines available now @ eBoobStore.com

December 6, 2011 by Maria
The digital issue of January 2012 SCORE is available for free download for SCORELAND members.

The digital issue of January 2012 SCORE is available as a free download for SCORELAND members.

The 2011 Holiday season is upon us, and the promise of presents has us all in a fine frenzy.

For most of us, Christmas presents include power tools for him, power tools for her (AKA vibrators) and all sorts of gadgetry. And topping everyone’s gadgetry wish list this year are tablets and iPads, of course. Why? Because they are awesome and portable and allow you to do all sorts of amazing things on the go. And you can read all sorts of things…

THINGS LIKE THE NEW, AWESOME DIGITAL MAGAZINES AVAILABLE AT THE EBOOBSTORE!!!!

Sorry, I get excited about technological advances that allow you to get more big boobs on your computer devices.

That’s right. Now you can download digital versions of SCORE and Voluptuous magazines right to your tablet, iPad, Computer, MAC, iPod, Smartphone, PC and MAC. No more waiting for your issue to arrive via the mail. Now you get a whole jack mag for you to take with you where ever you go. Discreet and convenient. Big tits right in the palm of your hand. Literally. (With your dick in your other palm.) All the photos in HD and you can zoom in on each one. Doesn’t that sound nice? We think so.

The mags are available via the eBoobStore for only $8.99 and can be downloaded or viewed as a PDF flipbook.

But wait…THERE’S MORE!

Tits, er, ’tis the season for giving…so we are giving SCORELAND members a freebie. A FREE GIFT for your package!

SCORELAND members can download the digital issue of January 2012 issue SCORE for FREE! Just head over to the members area and click the Digital Magazines banner at the top of the page.

We know, we know….you’re overcome with gratitude. Go ahead and take your gratitude and your free digital mag and overcum in some private place, guys.

Happy Holidays!

-Maria

Swedish women sticking their nipples out for freedom plus birthday bust-outs

December 5, 2011 by Elliot James
Sweden's hottest import, Puma Swede, hanging out by the men's room at SCORE..

Sweden's hottest import, Puma Swede, at SCORE.

Angered by what they regarded as discrimination, a group of women in southern Sweden established the Bara Bröst Network in 2007. The group (which translates both as “bare breasts” and “just breasts”)  started a campaign for Swedish women to be allowed to swim topless at a pool in the city of Uppsala. They were ejected from the pool but didn’t stop at that. The Bare Breasts Network also wants to follow the local custom of fans taking off their tops every time their football team scores a goal.

“We want our breasts to be as normal and desexualized as men’s so that we too can pull off our shirts at football matches,” spokeswomen Astrid Hellroth Ambjörnsson told Ottar, a magazine published by the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education. “Our aim is to start a debate about the unwritten social and cultural rules that sexualize and discriminate against the female body.”

If only this movement would spread to North America where female public toplessness is generally considered “indecent exposure.” (Not by me!) It would help make finding potential new SCORE models so much easier. What can I say? That’s how my mind operates.

In recent years, European musicians and music producers have leeched onto the name “Bara Bröst” for their own usage and products, diluting the name of the original organization. No good deed goes unpunished.

This week in birthdays: Busty BriAnna (Dec. 2), Nadine Jansen (Dec. 3), Tanya Danielle (Dec. 3), Penelope Pumpkins (Dec. 4), Dixie Devereaux (Dec. 4), Mellie D. (Dec. 5) and Ginger (Dec. 5).

Dixie serves it up.

Dixie serves it up.

Penelope's pumpkins.

Penelope's pumpkins.

The flexible Busty BriAnna.

The flexible Busty BriAnna.

Cheers for Nadine.

Cheers for Nadine.

Tanya Danielle Boob Cruised in 2000.

Tanya Danielle Boob Cruised in 2000.

Mellie loves costume play.

Mellie loves costume play.

Ginger: put the KY in Kentucky.

Ginger: put the KY in Kentucky.

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

Your V-mag Editor Has Big Twits

December 3, 2011 by Maria

Or, rather, big tweets!

That’s right…now you can share all of your thoughts on everything big tits and in-between via our SCORELAND Twitter, which is manned by yours truly.

(I would like to change that to wo-manned by yours truly.)

Maybe it’s because I love tits. Maybe it’s because I have big tits. (Sorry that you’re disqualified on account of your non-tit’ness, Dave and Elliot!) Or maybe it’s because I love to chat with all of our fans and models. Whatever it was, the boob powers that be have put me at the helm of our Twitter, and I couldn’t be more excited.

Remember back in the day when I first started blogging and I promised you that I would always bring you the goods, no matter what? Well, I am going to extend that promise to my tweeting. I promise to keep you up-to-date and informed about what’s happening on SCORELAND and all of the new tits coming your way. (And all the new tits that keep you cumming.)

Do you tweet? If you do, follow us at @SCORELAND and join in on the conversation!

(And it’s not too shabby that some of the hottest chicks in all of tit’dom follow us on Twitter, either.)

Talk to you soon!

xoxo

Maria