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Bursting at the seamless

November 22, 2011 by Elliot James

I want to write a few words about my favorite type of setting for photographing models.

It’s nothing.

Nothing at all.

A seamless background is simply a large roll of paper mounted on the set behind the model and pulled down to include the floor that the model is standing on. They’re available in different colors. Blue and red are often used by TSG, but we’ll use other colors and black, white and gray, too.

When I was in my early teens, I loved the work of photographer Peter Gowland. Gowland used a ton of seamless in his photos of beautiful swimsuit girls because he enjoyed simplicity and backgrounds that couldn’t distract the viewer from the reason he was taking the picture. The girl. I feel the same way. That’s what seamless is all about. The models really pop against a bare background! Seamless emphasizes a girl’s every inch because the mind zeroes in on her and her alone.

Add a couch or a chair later on in the shoot and she can do all kinds of advanced things to crank up the heat.

Seamless is also especially good for oily fun.

When shooting a possible magazine cover, seamless is traditionally the way to go.

Seamless can’t replace bedrooms, bathrooms, living rooms and other locations. Too much use and it loses impact. It doesn’t work with Naughty Neighbors girls. But I think at least one shoot of a busty model should be against seamless, especially the introduction pictorial. Many of my favorite sets were shot on seamless. Here are a few of them.

Born to be bare. Happy birthdays to…

November 21, 2011 by Elliot James

Take the SCORE Girl pop quiz:

1) Which two models are Canadian?
2) Rachel Love carried a spear in which SCORE movie?
3) Who was a bodybuilding champion before she became a dancer and model?
4) Who did a girl-girl with Autumn-Jade?
5) Who posed pregnant?

The answers tomorrow.

Lacey Legends born Nov. 19.

Lacey Legends born Nov. 19.

Kristy Klenot born Nov. 19.

Kristy Klenot born Nov. 19.

Lilith born Nov. 19.

Lilith born Nov. 19.

Rachel Love born Nov. 21.

Rachel Love born Nov. 22.

Ivy Darmon born Nov. 22.

Ivy Darmon born Nov. 22.

Sierra Skye born Nov. 23.

Sierra Skye born Nov. 23.

Sabryna Stone born Nov. 24.

Sabryna Stone born Nov. 26.

Platinum Peaks born Nov. 27.

Platinum Peaks born Nov. 27.

Lily Valentine born Nov. 28.

Lily Valentine born Nov. 28.

Kelly Kay born Nov. 29.

Kelly Kay born Nov. 29.

Ashlee Chambers born Nov. 30.

Ashlee Chambers born Nov. 30.

Melissa and Kelly: Additional proof that great things come in pairs

November 20, 2011 by Dave

Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.

Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.

About a week and a half ago, I mentioned in a Blog about newcomer Melissa Manning that Melissa wasn’t the only big-boobed girl in The SCORE Studio while she was here. There was another girl, initials K.C. Well, now I can reveal that K.C. is none other than Kelly Christiansen, who was here to shoot a whole bunch of hardcore photos and videos. And now I can also reveal that Kelly’s new hardcore scene goes up next weekend at SCORELAND. So there’s lots to be thankful for. As usual, Kelly looks spectacular.

Kelly is one of the frontrunners for 2011 SCORE Model of the Year, something she was surprised to hear. Did I just say surprised? Do these girls ever look in the mirror? For a big-boobed model, Kelly is one of the most self-effacing people I’ve ever met.

No more than a week after Kelly’s departure, another bombshell blonde made us a return visit. Initials K.F. K.F. was sorry to hear that she’d missed K.C.

By the way, K.F. and K.C. will both appear in the brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which airs in December. This year’s show is going to be even better than last year’s premiere edition and will feature, among others, Venera, Micky Bells, Desiree, Maserati, Samantha 38G and Minka. More details soon.

When bra straps fail, lend a helping hand to support SCORE’s big boob party

November 19, 2011 by Elliot James

Boob mania strikes hard this weekend. The deck is stacked. It’s time to play. Feed your need for huge tits. SCORE is here to help. As Maria mentioned in yesterday’s Blog, the great Maserati has returned to SCORELAND for another steam-driven sheet creamer. This time, Maserati’s laptop has failed. All those pix and videos crashed out. Maserati needs a techno geek to help her in “I Got The Power!” and she sure does have the power. He’ll be plugging his P-jack into her C-port if he can get past those smotherin’ fun-bags this sex-bomber carries!

Maserati needs a plug and play.

Maserati needs a plug and play.

At XLGirls.com, top fave Charlie Cooper has arrived for a fresh tits-and-ass doubleheader in still and movin’ pictures. This week, there’s no damn man-can to block even a millimeter of her spectacular body ’cause Charlie flies solo in a big and bold private show. Wham, jam, it’s Charlie Cam! You’ll learn why oil prices have gone up in “Big-Boobed Detonation.”

The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!

The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!

SCORE magazine has been giving away the signed bras of the stars since the March 2007 issue. In “Win Minka’s Bra, Tits & Pussy!” playing at SCOREVideos.com, one lucky bra winner learns he has won Minka’s 44KK hooter holster when Minka herself knocks on his door with her autographed bra in hand. No post office delivery needed. From Minka’s tits to his wall. Once he gets over the shock of this personal delivery, Minka gives him a once-in-a-lifetime schtupping fit for a king. Like we always say, Minka rewards loyalty. If the bra fits, you must fuck those tits.

A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.

A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.

Back at SCORELAND, Diane Poppos‘ pictorial from the November ’11 Voluptuous goes on-line just in time for a pre-Thanksgiving thanks giving for Diane’s return to the lights, camera and action of the SCORE studio. And those ain’t butterballs hiding under her dress. That’s some prime-ass, heavier-than-ever beautiful breastesses. They grow ’em big in Texas, and Diane’s ready to share the wealth, for which we give thanks! Honk if you love Diane’s holiday hooters.

Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.

Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.

And tasty titillicious temptress Micky, covergirl of November ’11 V-mag, shares the boobiful bounty of mother nature’s blessings. Even if you’re not American, you’ll be giving thanks as Micky parades her pleasing pulchritude. And yes, they do float! What a peach of a pair! Micky’s generosity is matched only by her cup size. The SCORE Group thanks all of you luscious ladies for what we are about to receive this weekend.

This Micky is not a Minnie.

This Micky is not a Minnie.

The more you know…

November 18, 2011 by Maria
Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her is just dumb.

Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her when they get the chance is just dumb.

Hello, boob lovers!

When I was a kid, there used to be this commercial on television that basically taught you life lessons and ended with a catchy little phrase  (“The more you know!”) followed by the ding of a little bell. (Kind of Pavlovian if you ask me, but I digress.)

So, I would like to impart a little info to you guys, just in case you did not know.

Did you know that today on SCORELAND, Maserati is getting pounded, which is probably the best thing for anyone to do to Maserati. Because she is built for all sorts of perverted, nasty fuckery, and she looks amazing doing it. So I say FUCK AWAY, Maserati. Because if you ever got the chance to fuck Maserati, and you didn’t, it would be the most-epic FAIL! of your life.

The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.

The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.

Did you also know that Maserati made her V-mag debut in the December 2011 issue?

Did you also-also know that Maserati does a string bikini show in that issue, complete with oil and all sorts of horniness?

Did you also-also-also know that in that issue, you can enter a contest where  you can actually get your hands on Maserati’s autographed bikini?

Well, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

So, for all of you Maserati fans out there, if you want to get your hands off your dicks and onto her signed string bikini, whose strings were wedged in places we can only dream of, grab your December 2011 issue of V-mag at the eBoobStore and enter this contest. DO IT! And then, by all means, please, put your hands back on your dicks and jack. JACK, I say.

xoxoxo,

Maria

More science of Boobonics or advanced Breastology 202

November 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Can SCORE Model of the Year Eva cum from nipple play?

Can 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty cum from nipple play?

The belief that women can reach orgasm by breast stimulation alone is proposed by sexologists Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. Their studies indicate that 1% of women report the ability to achieve the Big O through manual stimulation of their breasts. That’s a tiny percentage. I’ve read elsewhere that it’s 2%, not much of an increase.

Female Blog readers, feel free to chime in on this. Have you had an orgasm through breast and nipple arousal alone, either by fingers, a vibrator or a breast pump?

A study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery that examined the breasts of approximately 600 women provided statistical evidence that the left breast is bigger than the right, proving that it’s totally normal for a woman’s boobs to be unequal in size. It‘s an old wives tale that if a woman‘s left breast is bigger than the right during pregnancy, she’s having a girl, and if the right is bigger, the baby will be a boy. Thanks to the Internet, those old wives have made a big contribution to misinformation.

Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.

Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.

Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.

Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.

Evolutionary psychologists, and a lot of other brainy dudes, have always theorized why we prefer women with large boobs. (Dave wrote about zoologist Desmond Morris comparing tits to asscheeks in an October 22 Blog.) Historically, large boobs are a sign of fertility. Check out any ancient statue of a fertility goddess, although none of them even come close to Leanne Crow or Jenna Valentine in sheer stacktitude. Harvard anthropologist Frank Marlowe’s study, The Nubility Hypothesis, theorizes that females evolved protruding breasts because the size and shape of breasts function as a signal of reproductive value to a man. Women with greater reproductive value are preferred by males. Upturned and pointed breasts became “sexual releasers of approach behavior for heterosexual males.” In plain Boobish, a language we are fluent in, chicks with big tits are hotter and attract more potential baby-daddies. That’s the theory, anyway. On the other side of the coin, many guys are not tit-men. Many guys are ass men, others leg men. All I can add is more study is needed. If I can get a grant from Yale, and don’t blow it at my local lap dance club in less than a week, I’ll continue the research.

Cleavage: the “Wow!” factor

November 16, 2011 by Dave
Raquel Grant. Pay the lady.

Raquel Grant. Pay the lady.

Micky Bells. Endless cleavage

Micky Bells. Endless cleavage.

Back in July, Maria asked in a Blog posting, “To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?” and discussed the decisions big-boobed women must make when they’re getting dressed in the morning.

I am pleased to report that the ladies in the November 2011 issue of Voluptuous, which is being posted this week at SCORELAND, all seem to have decided, “Yes, I think I’m going to show cleavage today.” Because the cleavage factor–the “Wow!” factor, as my buddy Darrell Sheets in the TV show Storage Wars would call it–is sky-high. These ladies are storing a lot of boob-flesh in their shirts, and unlike those dark, dank storage bins in the TV show, they’re putting the contents of their storage chests on display, letting us view them for as long as we want, not just five minutes.

I’m starting the bidding at $1-million.

Diane Poppos. Priceless.

Diane Poppos. Priceless.

Michelle May. Sold.

Michelle May. Sold.

Kristina Milan. A rare treasure.

Kristina Milan. A rare treasure.

Ashley’s First Time DVD now on sale for a limited time

November 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Get it on sale while the getting's good.

Get it on sale while the getting's good.

In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at eBoobStore.com.

Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.

“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”

Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.

Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.

It’s not Veterans Day. It’s DDD-Day!

November 14, 2011 by Dave

Regular Blog participant Larry G. complains, “I was disappointed that you guys did not observe Veterans Day here at SCORELAND. There are plenty of SCORE models who are veterans. Like Elaina Gregory and Victoria Lane. Why didnt u honor us by showing some pics of them last Friday the 11th?”

Sorry, Larry. Must’ve been an oversight. Although, in all honesty, thinking about Veterans Day doesn’t give me a hard-on.

However, looking at photos of big-boobed girls in non-regulation military gear does.

So, better late than never, here’s SCORELAND‘s tribute to the military.

Give these ladies the 100 cc salute.

Lisa Lipps sinks ships.

Lisa Lipps sinks ships.

Karina Hart's 34H-cup guns salute.

Karina Hart's 34H-cup guns salute.

Skyie Blew. Stand and deliver.

Skyie Blew. Stand and deliver.

Alix Lakehurst demonstrates military camouflage techniques.

Alix Lakehurst demonstrates military camouflage techniques.

Cherry Brady, making the world a more jackable place.

Cherry Brady, making the world a more jackable place.

Daizie Kellogg. A good private to march behind.

Daizie Kellogg being all that she can be.

June Summers is dedicated to servicing our enlisted men.

June Summers is dedicated to servicing our enlisted men.

From The Desk Of Your V-mag Editor…

November 13, 2011 by Maria
These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!

These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!

Hello boob lovers and worshipers of all things titty.

It’s me! Your V-mag editor.

Today’s blog is going to be about…well, let me explain first. You see, whenever I blog, I always try to find new and fun things to chat with you guys about. Well, today, as I started to write, I saw the category “The Life of an Editor” and I thought…maybe these guys, my boob-loving pals, want to know what the life of an editor is really like. Because a lot of stuff happens during my day here at SCORELAND HQ. It’s a veritable whirlwind of titties, ass, pussy, magazines, nipples, websites, writing, fucking, blow jobs and cum. So, this blog is going to be about things I am doing right now, at my desk.

Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!

Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!

So, without further ado, here is the life of an editor from the desk of your V-mag editor.

Right now, I just finished checking out a lot of photos of the one and only Samantha 38G. While I was looking through shots, I found this great closeup of her tits that really shows off how veiny and massive they are. I actually said, “It’s like you can feel how heavy they are through the screen.” 🙂 Imagine those cannons whacking you in the face while Samantha is on your dick. Yeah. I thought it was an awesome shot. I tucked it away in a folder I call, “TITS! FUCK YES!” on my desktop. It’s from her Voluptuous November 2009 pictorial, just FYI.

JuliaJuggs37

Julia Juggs is a lovely lady.

Then there are all of the ballots that are starting to roll in for the 2011 V-mag Awards. They are in a neat pile on my desk, too. After leafing through about 40 of them, I can tell you that the race for Model of the Year is going to be BANANAS this year. I am really excited about it, actually. The contest is one of my favorite things about V-mag. I cannot tell you who is already taking the lead in some of the categories, but I can say that if you have strong opinions about tits, you should probably vote. Score your copy of Voluptuous January 2012 at the eBoobStore. You can’t miss it. It’s the one with Leanne Crow as Santa’s little helper on the cover. It will make you feel warm inside (in your pants) like the holiday season should.

Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.

Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.

Inside the V-mag January 2012 issue, on page seven, you can find the ballot for this year’s awards. If you would like to mail it in, awesome. If you want to email your votes, you can do so by sending them to Vmagawards@scoregroup.com.

I am also currently composing an email reply to Ms. Julia Juggs, who I might add is one of the nicest ladies to correspond with. Whole some of you are emailing your bosses at work, I am emailing chicks with big tits. Yeah, my life is good.

What else did I do today? Well, I took a moment to check out all of our Halloween 2011 pics because here ar SCORELAND HQ, we take Halloween very seriously. Most of the staff dresses up, and this year, I was an Indian chief. I must say that everyone got a kick out of the fact that there were bells on my boots and everywhere I walked, I jiggled, er, jingled. 🙂

And that, boob lovers is a day in the life of an editor.

I must say, and please forgive me for gloating, but I get to stare at tits all day. The life of this editor ain’t bad at all.

xoxox,

Maria