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Kaytee Carter and I want to know, what’s your busty schoolgirl fantasy?

November 27, 2011 by Dave
Kaytee Carter: Every male teacher's fantasy…or career nightmare?

Kaytee Carter: Every male teacher's fantasy…or career nightmare?

A new photo set of Kaytee Carter goes up today at SCORELAND, and it’s based on one of my favorite themes: schoolgirl. Of course, it takes things a step further than anything I’ve ever seen in real life. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a schoolgirl dressed like this in a real school, and has a teacher, male or female, ever assigned a student to write, “I will not play with myself in class!” on the chalkboard? Probably not.

Kaytee’s pictorial comes on the high heels of Destiny Rose’s “But Professor…I’m A Stripper” video at SCOREVideos.com. In that one, Destiny, boobs overflowing her top, is called to her teacher’s office and asked why she’s not doing well in class. She explains that she’s been stripping at night AND even saw her professor in the club. Is he in trouble? No. He gets to fuck her.

There are two sides to the schoolgirl fantasy. One is the teacher’s perspective, in which he fucks the busty, naughty schoolgirl. The other is the male student’s perspective, in which he’s checking out his busty classmate and ends up getting to fuck her, maybe while paired with her on a class project.

We’ve all had busty classmates, we’ve all been caught paying attention to a co-ed’s tits instead of the professor’s lecture, we’ve all wondered if the busty student was getting it on with the professor.

I want to know how far your fantasy has gone in real life. Ever end up banging a busty classmate? And for any female Blog readers out there, I want to know if you’ve ever banged one of your professors or used your tits in some way to improve your grade. And one more thing: Kaytee’s outfit is pretty out there, so what’s the most-revealing thing you’ve ever seen a busty girl wearing in class?

Extra credit if you’ve actually had sex with a busty babe in a classroom.

Shower Pics: The Cleanest, Dirtiest Photos Ever

November 26, 2011 by Maria

We have talked to you guys about the benefits of wet T-shirts.

We have discussed how you get a SCORE girl wet.

And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.

There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)

And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.

And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.

Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.

So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.

So wet, so good.

xoxo

Maria

Yesterday, we ate. Today, we give thanks for big boobs

November 25, 2011 by Elliot James

You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.

Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit.  I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see.  And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING!

November 24, 2011 by Maria

Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.

Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.

Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.

A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.

While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that

on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.

So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.

THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…

Thanksgiving is tomorrow. What’s cooking in the SCORELAND kitchen?

November 23, 2011 by Dave
How about them tomatoes to go with Maggie Green's rather skimpy salad?

Nobody's going to complain about Maggie's salad.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

At least Denise Derringer is offering us some pie.

Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

Bursting at the seamless

November 22, 2011 by Elliot James

I want to write a few words about my favorite type of setting for photographing models.

It’s nothing.

Nothing at all.

A seamless background is simply a large roll of paper mounted on the set behind the model and pulled down to include the floor that the model is standing on. They’re available in different colors. Blue and red are often used by TSG, but we’ll use other colors and black, white and gray, too.

When I was in my early teens, I loved the work of photographer Peter Gowland. Gowland used a ton of seamless in his photos of beautiful swimsuit girls because he enjoyed simplicity and backgrounds that couldn’t distract the viewer from the reason he was taking the picture. The girl. I feel the same way. That’s what seamless is all about. The models really pop against a bare background! Seamless emphasizes a girl’s every inch because the mind zeroes in on her and her alone.

Add a couch or a chair later on in the shoot and she can do all kinds of advanced things to crank up the heat.

Seamless is also especially good for oily fun.

When shooting a possible magazine cover, seamless is traditionally the way to go.

Seamless can’t replace bedrooms, bathrooms, living rooms and other locations. Too much use and it loses impact. It doesn’t work with Naughty Neighbors girls. But I think at least one shoot of a busty model should be against seamless, especially the introduction pictorial. Many of my favorite sets were shot on seamless. Here are a few of them.

Born to be bare. Happy birthdays to…

November 21, 2011 by Elliot James

Take the SCORE Girl pop quiz:

1) Which two models are Canadian?
2) Rachel Love carried a spear in which SCORE movie?
3) Who was a bodybuilding champion before she became a dancer and model?
4) Who did a girl-girl with Autumn-Jade?
5) Who posed pregnant?

The answers tomorrow.

Lacey Legends born Nov. 19.

Lacey Legends born Nov. 19.

Kristy Klenot born Nov. 19.

Kristy Klenot born Nov. 19.

Lilith born Nov. 19.

Lilith born Nov. 19.

Rachel Love born Nov. 21.

Rachel Love born Nov. 22.

Ivy Darmon born Nov. 22.

Ivy Darmon born Nov. 22.

Sierra Skye born Nov. 23.

Sierra Skye born Nov. 23.

Sabryna Stone born Nov. 24.

Sabryna Stone born Nov. 26.

Platinum Peaks born Nov. 27.

Platinum Peaks born Nov. 27.

Lily Valentine born Nov. 28.

Lily Valentine born Nov. 28.

Kelly Kay born Nov. 29.

Kelly Kay born Nov. 29.

Ashlee Chambers born Nov. 30.

Ashlee Chambers born Nov. 30.

Melissa and Kelly: Additional proof that great things come in pairs

November 20, 2011 by Dave

Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.

Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.

About a week and a half ago, I mentioned in a Blog about newcomer Melissa Manning that Melissa wasn’t the only big-boobed girl in The SCORE Studio while she was here. There was another girl, initials K.C. Well, now I can reveal that K.C. is none other than Kelly Christiansen, who was here to shoot a whole bunch of hardcore photos and videos. And now I can also reveal that Kelly’s new hardcore scene goes up next weekend at SCORELAND. So there’s lots to be thankful for. As usual, Kelly looks spectacular.

Kelly is one of the frontrunners for 2011 SCORE Model of the Year, something she was surprised to hear. Did I just say surprised? Do these girls ever look in the mirror? For a big-boobed model, Kelly is one of the most self-effacing people I’ve ever met.

No more than a week after Kelly’s departure, another bombshell blonde made us a return visit. Initials K.F. K.F. was sorry to hear that she’d missed K.C.

By the way, K.F. and K.C. will both appear in the brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which airs in December. This year’s show is going to be even better than last year’s premiere edition and will feature, among others, Venera, Micky Bells, Desiree, Maserati, Samantha 38G and Minka. More details soon.

When bra straps fail, lend a helping hand to support SCORE’s big boob party

November 19, 2011 by Elliot James

Boob mania strikes hard this weekend. The deck is stacked. It’s time to play. Feed your need for huge tits. SCORE is here to help. As Maria mentioned in yesterday’s Blog, the great Maserati has returned to SCORELAND for another steam-driven sheet creamer. This time, Maserati’s laptop has failed. All those pix and videos crashed out. Maserati needs a techno geek to help her in “I Got The Power!” and she sure does have the power. He’ll be plugging his P-jack into her C-port if he can get past those smotherin’ fun-bags this sex-bomber carries!

Maserati needs a plug and play.

Maserati needs a plug and play.

At XLGirls.com, top fave Charlie Cooper has arrived for a fresh tits-and-ass doubleheader in still and movin’ pictures. This week, there’s no damn man-can to block even a millimeter of her spectacular body ’cause Charlie flies solo in a big and bold private show. Wham, jam, it’s Charlie Cam! You’ll learn why oil prices have gone up in “Big-Boobed Detonation.”

The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!

The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!

SCORE magazine has been giving away the signed bras of the stars since the March 2007 issue. In “Win Minka’s Bra, Tits & Pussy!” playing at SCOREVideos.com, one lucky bra winner learns he has won Minka’s 44KK hooter holster when Minka herself knocks on his door with her autographed bra in hand. No post office delivery needed. From Minka’s tits to his wall. Once he gets over the shock of this personal delivery, Minka gives him a once-in-a-lifetime schtupping fit for a king. Like we always say, Minka rewards loyalty. If the bra fits, you must fuck those tits.

A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.

A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.

Back at SCORELAND, Diane Poppos‘ pictorial from the November ’11 Voluptuous goes on-line just in time for a pre-Thanksgiving thanks giving for Diane’s return to the lights, camera and action of the SCORE studio. And those ain’t butterballs hiding under her dress. That’s some prime-ass, heavier-than-ever beautiful breastesses. They grow ’em big in Texas, and Diane’s ready to share the wealth, for which we give thanks! Honk if you love Diane’s holiday hooters.

Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.

Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.

And tasty titillicious temptress Micky, covergirl of November ’11 V-mag, shares the boobiful bounty of mother nature’s blessings. Even if you’re not American, you’ll be giving thanks as Micky parades her pleasing pulchritude. And yes, they do float! What a peach of a pair! Micky’s generosity is matched only by her cup size. The SCORE Group thanks all of you luscious ladies for what we are about to receive this weekend.

This Micky is not a Minnie.

This Micky is not a Minnie.

The more you know…

November 18, 2011 by Maria
Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her is just dumb.

Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her when they get the chance is just dumb.

Hello, boob lovers!

When I was a kid, there used to be this commercial on television that basically taught you life lessons and ended with a catchy little phrase  (“The more you know!”) followed by the ding of a little bell. (Kind of Pavlovian if you ask me, but I digress.)

So, I would like to impart a little info to you guys, just in case you did not know.

Did you know that today on SCORELAND, Maserati is getting pounded, which is probably the best thing for anyone to do to Maserati. Because she is built for all sorts of perverted, nasty fuckery, and she looks amazing doing it. So I say FUCK AWAY, Maserati. Because if you ever got the chance to fuck Maserati, and you didn’t, it would be the most-epic FAIL! of your life.

The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.

The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.

Did you also know that Maserati made her V-mag debut in the December 2011 issue?

Did you also-also know that Maserati does a string bikini show in that issue, complete with oil and all sorts of horniness?

Did you also-also-also know that in that issue, you can enter a contest where  you can actually get your hands on Maserati’s autographed bikini?

Well, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

So, for all of you Maserati fans out there, if you want to get your hands off your dicks and onto her signed string bikini, whose strings were wedged in places we can only dream of, grab your December 2011 issue of V-mag at the eBoobStore and enter this contest. DO IT! And then, by all means, please, put your hands back on your dicks and jack. JACK, I say.

xoxoxo,

Maria