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November 7, 2011 by Elliot James

Threesomes: As Easy as E.F.E. 1-2-3

November 6, 2011 by Maria
Tera Cox and Gianna Rossi know that sharing is caring, especially when you are sharing a tube steak sandwich!

Tera Cox and Gianna Rossi know that sharing is caring, especially when you are sharing a tube steak sandwich!

The say two is company and three is a crowd. We say two is XXX and three is even better XXX. Because let’s face it, having one set of tits on your dick is awesome, but how about one set on your dick AND another pair on your face?! That is awesome x 2.

And that’s why today, we are going to chat about two girls, one dude THREESOMES. (Elliot once told you that it is the ultimate male fantasy…I agree!)

Easy as E.F.E., 1-2-3! And by E.F.E., I mean Everybody Fuck Everybody, because once the action starts happenin’, that is exactly what should be going down.

However, I do want to point out that the art of the threesome is a delicate balance between fucking and lesbian action. Because there has to be just enough lady lovin’ to make it sexy, but there has to be enough hardcore dick-in-pussy-pounding to make it fantastic. For me, and this is just my threesome opinion, I like it when two women dyke it out for a little while before they attack a cock. It’s hot to see two women get themselves wet and wild first. (Because women know how to turn each other on.) And then I like to see them tag-team said dick like it’s the last stiff one on earth.

Which leads us to the Double-Chick BJ, which, in my honest opinion, is the raunchiest, horniest thing of all time. Especially when the two girls go at it at the same time! The math for this fuck-quation is something like:

(girl A x sucking dick) + (girl B x sucking balls) / (girl B x sucking dick) + (girl A x sucking balls) = Double-Chick BJ

(And you thought you would never use algebra after high school again, huh? lol)

If the Double-Chick BJ is done right, it really sets the tone for all the fuckery that follows. It makes or breaks it for me.

Other positions/actions that get honorable mention from me:

(girl A x doggie-style) + (girl A x eating out girl B) = Delicious!

and

(girl A x riding stud’s face) + (girl B x riding stud’s dick) + (girl A x girl B making out) = Ohhhhh Yeahhhhhh!

And if we want to get down to details, one of my favorite threesomes is when uber-sex goddess, Gianna Rossi tackled a cock with Terra Cox. Their threesome is a thing of horny beauty. Honorable mention goes to Eva Notty’s recent threeway tryst with Sarah Satori. So fucking good!

So, what are your favorite threesome scenarios? What are your make/break positions? And what threesomes are your all-time faves?

Ready? 1-2-3….E.F.E.!

xoxo,

Maria

It’s a boob avalanche this weekend! SCORE big!

November 5, 2011 by Elliot James

There’s lots of boob-packed action this weekend at SCORELAND, XLGirls.com and SCOREVideos. Boobs bigger than your head. Boobs bigger than two heads put together, in fact.

As you saw in yesterday’s Blog and flexible video, the amazing Minka is back at SCORE. It’s been well over a year so welcome back, Minka, the people’s choice.

This weekend, Minka’s got a line of guys waiting for her to autograph copies of Maximum Minka and her SCORE magazines. When one Minka super-fan crashes the line, he almost gets his butt kicked. But Minka likes loyal fans so she treats him to a private afternoon of hot mega-tit fucking, blow jobs and fucky-fucky as only Minka can. He’s hit the big-boobed lottery. Dreams can become reality.

Minka's back at SCORE. Time to party.

Minka's back at SCORE. Time to party.

Over at XLGirls.com, Angellyne Hart gets back home with her date after a night out on the town and decides to give him the ultimate reward: her plumper body and big tits. β€œWhen I have sex, my tits bounce around too much so I have to hold them down,” says Angellyne. But no worries. Ms. Hart can always find someone to lend her an extra hand for that.

Date night for Angellyne.

Date night for Angellyne.

And at SCOREVideos.com, SCORE alumna Camille Morgan makes her second XXX video in as many weeks. This time, Camille is a greeter at a tropical resort. She’s got the bikini, she’s got the lei and she’s got the stacked and sexy body. Our kind of hospitality representative. Here’s one guest who’s not going to leave his room for the entire stay!

Camille "leis" one on her guest.

Camille "leis" one on her guest.

Big boobs and a riding crop. Annina hits it hard.

November 3, 2011 by Elliot James
Annina goes domme at SCORELAND. Watch your ass.

Annina goes domme at SCORELAND. Watch your ass.

German adult star and Big Brother celeb Annina goes the fetish look in this photo shoot from the November ’11 SCORE now online at SCORELAND, and it works. Annina even has those nasty facial expressions down, like she savors whipping male butts. And she fills out that domme costume beautifully.

Annina looks like she actually could be a rough and mean dominatrix and ballbuster, although she didn’t, uh, strike me as the type when I met her. I interviewed Annina a few years ago, and she’s very sweet and friendly. (With a body that doesn’t stop.) In fact, it was one of the best interviews I ever did. Then again, cherubic-looking Aileen Ghettman is a real dominatrix, and you’d never know it by looking at her.

I heard that a few months ago, Annina lived on a pig farm in mud and muck for four days for a German reality TV show called The Animal In Me and later generously donated her 5,000 Euro prize for winning to PETA. That doesn’t surprise me.

Hopefully, we can get back to Germany in the near future and shoot new videos and pictorials of Annina and a few more German bra-busters who have uplifted my spirits the past several years. I really enjoyed watching Annina fuck.

Annina’s scene with Shane Diesel, her first and only interracial, is included in the DVD Busty Cock Worshippers 2.

Shaved-and-tattooed pussy: the ultimate super-slut fashion statement

November 2, 2011 by Dave
Can you guess what the "F" stands for?

Can you guess what the "F" stands for?

I’m not sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I have a thing for girls who shave and tattoo their pubic region.

Yeah, I know, talk about a small group of girls to jack to! There aren’t a lot of them out there. Donita Dunes is one. Friday is another. There are others, but right now, my mind is a bit cloudy. Why? Because I’ve been watching the video of Friday that went up today at SCOREVideos.com. It opens with Friday sucking the guy’s cock while he’s reading a Doc Johnson catalog. I don’t know how he maintains his concentration. And isn’t it disrespectful to read while a girl is sucking your cock? Isn’t that almost as bad as texting while on a dinner date?

Anyway, the reading doesn’t last long. Before long, the guy is testing out a new dildo on Friday’s pussy, then we get a nice view of the “F” tattooed on her pussy while she’s riding his cock reverse-cowgirl.

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Donita, keeping it shaved and tattooed on the 2000 Boob Cruise

“What does the ‘F’ stand for?” we once asked Friday.

“The ‘F’ is for fuck” she said.

Which brings me back to my original point about loving girls who shave and tattoo their pubic region. You see, there’s only one reason a girl would do this: to call attention to her pussy. I could be wrong about this (and I’m sure you’ll let me know if I am), but I don’t think here’s a single model out there with the shaved/tattooed pubic area combination who doesn’t fuck on camera. Why do you decorate something? Because you want people to look at it. In this case, Donita and Friday want men to fuck it. And they do. Anyway, you gotta love a girl who calls attention to her pussy. It is the ultimate super-slut fashion statement.

Today’s video is from Friday’s scene in the DVD SCORE Xtra #6, and as the late, great Bill Chadwick would’ve said, it’s a dandy. Enjoy. And keep your eyes on that “F.”

Name that girl. Hint: She has big, natural boobs.

November 1, 2011 by Elliot James
Who is she?

Who is she?

Do you recognize this sexy babe?

You should if you’ve been a SCORE or Voluptuous Guy for a while.

She’s been a popular girl here for quite some time.

Scroll down for the answer.

She's Michelle Bond in an all-new pictorial today at SCORELAND.

She's Michelle Bond in an all-new pictorial today at SCORELAND.

Happy Halloween Spooktacular!

October 31, 2011 by Elliot James
Enter the Vault of Valory.

Enter the Vault of Valory.

In a better universe, busty babes like Valory Irene would be knocking on your door with trick-or-treat deals.

SCORELAND members get a great deal when they join Valory’s Vault for only $19.95 ($59.95 if you’re not a SCORELAND member). This is not a conventional website with scheduled postings. Valory’s Vault contains every photo set and every web video that Valory has appeared in for SCORE, and it’s all downloadable. Pay one price, one time, and it’s all yours to save on your hard drive. Just log into SCORELAND as usual and then click on the Valory’s Vault banner on the left side of the home page.

No tricks. All treats with the model who may become 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

M.W.H.P.F.T.W. or, Men Who Hide Porn From Their Wives

October 30, 2011 by Maria
Are you surfing the Internet for porn and hiding it from your better half?

Are you surfing the Internet for porn and hiding it from your better half?

One of the best things about working where I work is that I can watch porn on my computer and no one cares. I will have conversations with people at my desk while some stacked babe is getting some meat in her taco and her breasts cordon bleu’ed and no one even so much as bats an eyelash.

And being a single gal, if I want to watch porn on my own time…I do so on my very large flat-screen television. Loudly. So my neighbors know what is going on. Or, at least they can imagine something is going on and probably hate me. πŸ™‚

But, I started thinking about all of you tit lovers out there who belong to the exclusive M.W.H.P.F.T.W. club.

As in M.W.H.P.F.T.W…. Men Who Hide Porn From Their Wives.

I know that this group of men exist because lots of my guy friends belong to this club. While I am watching porn out in the open, these guys are hiding porn and watching it in the weirdest of places. (One of my friends has to wait until his wife goes to yoga class and even then, locks himself in their bathroom and flushes the toilet repeatedly in case she comes home unexpectedly and wonders what the fuck he is doing in the bathroom for so long!)

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Are you sitting in front of your computer, waiting for a moment alone to log on and get off?

It made me start thinking about those of you that buy DVDs, watch porn from your mobiles and/or buy magazines.

I am sure the guys who buy DVDs are either single or have wives who are cool with porn. Cause it’s an actual DVD. You have to physically store it somewhere, right? I assume guys who like to wank to dirty magazines, (And you should be all wanking to V-mag, in my humble opinion!) like the portable and disposable commodity that a magazine provides. But they are physical items, too, so hiding them also presents a problem. That’s why I assume that the magazine reader is also either single or has a cool-with-porn mate. But what about the last group of porners? Those of you that surf the Internet on your PCs and mobile for porn.

I think that you guys are prime candidates for the M.W.H.P.F.T.W. club.

You, the clearers of browser histories. You, the stashers of pics, movies and files in secret folders buried in other folders, mislabeled and locked with passwords.

Am I wrong?

Where do you watch your porn? Are you hiding it from your mate? Why?

Listen, you can tell me these things. Sure, I am a woman…but I’m on your side. πŸ™‚ I am practically the coolest chick you know. I like porn, you like porn. I like tits, you like tits. I have tits, you, um, like tits. It’s like we are best friends already. And knowing about how you guys like to watch the stuff that gets you off is my pleasure…and my job! πŸ™‚ Think of me as the busty chick that does marketing research about your meat-beating experiences so that I can help you…umm…jack off better? Do some extra-discreet skeeting?

πŸ™‚ Let’s talk about it. I am not your wife. I’m your V-mag editor!

xoxoxo

Maria