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October 28, 2011 by Elliot James
Samantha's first XLGirls anal scene is now playing.
Samantha38G does her first anal scene for XLGirls.com today, and that’s big news. This super-favorite has appeared in dozens of pictorials and videos for XLGirls and Voluptuous since 2001, but in all that time, the blonde bombshell had never offered up her booty until now. (A big event in XLGirls history, in my book.)
Cream pie is on Maserati's menu at SCOREVideos.com
The name of the movie is “Screw The Party And Screw My Ass.” That’s what Samantha says to her friend when she doesn’t want to go the party, and it’s an offer no man can refuse. The thought of pumping Samantha’s butthole eliminates thoughts of anything else. He can’t leave her behind.
Over at SCOREVideos.com, sexy Maserati is having an interview with a human resources director. She’s dressed prim and proper for it even though you can see her huge bra through her lacy blouse, and her skirt is short and super-tight. What a rack! Nature blessed her, and Maserati shares the blessings.
Maserati’s style of business attire is okay with us and okay with the HR exec who finds out that Maserati is into cream pies. “I can teach you all about my cream pie,” Maserati explains. “But I’ll need your cream for the filling.” Another offer a man can’t turn down.
When you join SCOREVideos.com, you also get free access to SCOREHD.com and SCORE2Go.com. Another great deal.
October 27, 2011 by Elliot James
Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.
Did you know that on April 2, 2011, there were huge pillow fights around the earth? “International Pillow Fight Day” has been held every year since 2008. From Taipei, Taiwan to Pisa, Italy; from Birmingham, Alabama to Hamburg, Germany, flash mobs gather every year to whack each other with pillows in an outdoor location.
The world record for the most-massive pillow fight is 3,706 people, documented by Guinness. It was held as a charity event in 2008 in Minehead, Somerset, England.
There’s even an all-female Pillow Fight League that’s been operating out of Toronto, Ontario since 2007. This is a lot rougher and tougher than your average pillow fight, although biting and hair-pulling and putting a brick in the pillow are violations of the official rules.
Unfortunately, the origin of the first pillow fight, and who invented this art form, is lost in the mists of time. My attempt at local libraries and colleges to uncover who was responsible for the world’s first pillow fight was generally answered by “Huh?” and “Stop calling.”
So while we cannot celebrate the creators of the pillow fight on postage stamps and in music and TV, we can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I’m not interested in those massive, public pillow fights. The only true pillow fight must be conducted on a bed among young, busty women in skimpy lingerie, and they need to bounce up and down a lot. And giggle a lot. Extra points are awarded for exposed nipples or tits that spill out. It’s also within the boundaries of true pillow fighting for the participants to masturbate side-by-side with vibrators in a post-pillow fight cool down, Christy Marks and Angela White did this a few years ago at SCORELAND.
Any other kind of pillow fighting is bogus and an affront to the spirit of bonafide pillow fighting. Be that as it may, I still support International Pillow Fight Day.
Pillow fighters like Catt Green and Beverly Paige. Angela White and Christy Marks. Now they’re genuine pillow fighters!
October 26, 2011 by Maria
Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.
I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.
They make me happy. 🙂
But not all women come equipped with large funbags.
Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.
That makes me sad. 🙁
So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.
(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)
For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)
I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.
Share your lookalikes with me!
I would love to hear your thoughts.
xoxo, Maria
October 25, 2011 by Elliot James
Maxi Mounds born October 25.
Karen Fisher born October 26.
Alexis Silver born October 27.
Ruth Tyler born October 28.
Reyna Mae born October 29.
Deena Duos born October 29.
Kiko Lee born October 29.
Ashley Heart born October 30.
October 24, 2011 by Elliot James
Now at your favorite magazine rack but not for long.
The Holiday ’11 Voluptuous rings the bells.
Micky Bells. What a set of clappers. What music they make. Micky is this edition’s covergirl, her second cover appearance in three months. That could be a record.
This issue also stars Catt Green in her first magazine pictorial, newcomer Lola, Renee Ross as a nurse, Lanea Love, Maserati and Desiree in tits ‘n’ tugs action, Beverly Paige in torrid XXX and Stefani, as well as the V-Mag debut of natural sensation Hitomi.
A bumper crop of finger-lickin’ natural bra-stuffers guaranteed to sizzle your weiner.
Get it now before your store runs out, and it will according to the store clerks I talk to, or let your fingers do the walking by ordering it at eBoobStore.com.
October 23, 2011 by Maria
This photo is about cream. This photo is about pie. This blog post is about creampie. Okay?
I apologize if the photo of Veronica is misleading. At no point in this blog are we going to talk about cherry pie. We are not even going to be chatting about baked goods. If you are hungry, go get a sandwich and then come back because I repeat: There will be no pie talk here.
Nope.
We are going to discuss creampies. Creampies, as in when a lady has a slit full of swimmers. Creampie, as in when a woman’s pussy is full of population paste. A clam full of man chowder. A box full of spunk. A snatch oozing skeet. A slit oozing penis tears. A fur burger with extra sauce on the inside…
Okay, I think I made my point.
Creampies came to mind today because I have noticed a lot of them happening in SCORELAND and SCOREVideos lately and I thought to myself, “The idea of firing off a round of sperm into a lady’s gash must be very hot for a dude.” (FYI, Beverly Paige gets a creampie this weekend at SCOREVideos.)
But, as I am on the receiving end of the pie situation, I can’t say that for sure. Do chicks like it when a man cums inside them? Maybe, if that’s their prerogative. I mean…there’s a lot of clean-up involved, but I like to think that women are willing to do what it takes to keep their men happy. (I think that makes more sense than what Dave thinks because according to him, the allure of the creampie is that real women don’t do all the things that XXX stars do. So when you see it, you are into it because most “regular” women refuse to play the part of the cum receptacle during the sexy time.) I beg to differ, but then again, this blog is not about me.
It’s about YOU. Do YOU like to leave your men behind after storming a chick’s beach? Is that something you are into? And watching it ooze out of her love tunnel…does that do it for you? I know some of you would rather let your semen splashdown on a woman’s tits, and hey, that’s cool. But is depositing your load in her lady bank something you like to do?
Chime in!
xoxo,
Maria
October 22, 2011 by Dave
This is Valory Irene's ass.
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
October 21, 2011 by Elliot James
Stephanie needs to convince her lawyer she has a sex addiction. Is he man enough to find out?
Did anyone actually think we would play a fresh Stephanie Stalls interview and strip show this week and then neglect to have her demonstrate even more of her bodacious, rambunctious and randy skills in the art of wood making? Shame on you if you did!
Today at SCORELAND, Stephanie stars in “I’m a Nympho. Case Closed.”
Stephanie and her lawyer are meeting about her divorce settlement. But there’s a problem. She’s been cheating, and her ex-husband has had her followed by private eye Joey Gecko. Stephanie’s lawyer has been given the surveillance photos by her ex’s lawyer. So there’s only one thing for Stephanie to do: convince her skeptical lawyer to convince the judge that Stephanie’s a nymphomaniac and has a cock addiction. Then win that settlement.
Stephanie does it the best way she can. With her blouse-busters, her skilled tongue, her superior suction power and her organ grinder.
Is this why guys become attorneys?
There may be an uptick in law school applications once news of this video gets around.
October 20, 2011 by Dave
I love Roku. And now I love it even more.
“What’s Roku?” you may be asking. Roku is a little (by little, I mean about the size of a hockey puck), black box that you hook up to your TV set. It lets you watch streaming Internet video, like Netflix, Amazon Video On Demand and HuluPlus, on your TV in very high quality (not quite HD but close).
Well, now you can watch SCORE Group videos on Roku. Not full-length videos (not yet, anyway) but preview clips from SCORELAND, XLGirls.com, NaughtyMag.com, 40SomethingMag.com and more. The Roku channel is called SCOREtv, and this preview channel is free.
Roku boxes aren’t free, but they’re not too expensive, either, ranging in price from $59.99 to $99.99, depending on the features. Like I said, I love my Roku. There are times I go days without watching regular TV, just Roku channels.
And now, I’m going to spend even more time on my Roku.
If you have Roku, check it out. SCOREtv is a private channel, so you won’t find it in the Roku channel listings. But linking is easy enough. Just go here.
Check it out.
October 19, 2011 by Dave
Nancy Navarro: secretary, owner of G-cup naturals, Yankees fan.
Her name is Nancy Navarro, she’s from New York City, she’s a secretary and she’s brand new. Yep, Nancy decided to bring her natural (we checked) G-cup rack, along with the rest of her very nice body, to our studio, and today at SCORELAND, she’s naked on-camera for the first time. Ever. She’s never been a stripper or a swinger, never been to a nude beach. In fact, she usually doesn’t even dress to show off her tits except when she goes to New York Yankees baseball games, which she does quite often. She’s a big Yankees fan, a fact I’m going to overlook only because I like Nancy and her tits so much. And just to prove what I’m willing to do for you guys, the lengths I’m willing to go to for tits, in the video interview that’s going up tomorrow, Nancy won’t flash her tits unless I admit that the Yankees are the best baseball team. Which I do. Eventually. But not after doing a lot of soul searching. And staring at Nancy’s nipples.
Anyway, see Nancy naked today and tomorrow at SCORELAND…without even having to lie about baseball.
