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Terri Jane: HBG (Huge-Boobed Goddess)

October 3, 2011 by Elliot James
Terri Jane today and tomorrow @ SCORELAND!

Terri Jane today and tomorrow @ SCORELAND!

“I get guys who come up to me all the time and say things like, ‘Take your boobs out,'” says Terri Jane, a huge fave at SCORELAND and XLGirls. “They are not scared. I have had girls come up to me in the bathroom, asking me if they are real or if they are fake. Girls come up to me all the time, feeling my boobs.”

Terri just has that effect on people of both sexes.

Forget about The X Factor on TV. Terri is the real deal. She has the K Factor, as in K-cup melons.

See Terri’s September ’11 Voluptuous pictorial today at SCORELAND, then tomorrow, a fresh video in Voluptuous Theater. I won’t go into any detail about this video except to tell you that Terri has a vanilla ice-cream cone and what she was doing with it was driving me insane.

Bikini Buster: Vanessa Del 40JJ

October 2, 2011 by Maria

Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.

Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.

Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.

There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.

But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!

String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at it's finest.

String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.

Candid Boob Camera

October 1, 2011 by Elliot James

In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”

Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.

Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, Destiny Rose goes hardcore for the first time!

September 30, 2011 by Dave
Destiny gets ready to ride!

Destiny gets ready to ride!

In the DVD More To Fuck, pretty, voluptuous Destiny Rose from Ohio ate Kaytee Carter’s pussy while her co-stars fucked real cock. Why? Because she wasn’t ready to take the hardcore plunge, and we’re not going to make a girl do something she doesn’t want to do. Besides, it was nice to have a hot, juicy lezzie scene in the flick.

But, as the 1970s rock band Orleans sang, “Love takes time. ” Yours and mine. In this case, it took about a year and a half for Destiny to give us a call and say, “I’m ready!”

So, Destiny pulled on her cowgirl gear, complete with hat and boots, and rode one of our best cocksmen. And soon, you’ll know the real meaning of “cowgirl style.”

By the way, Destiny looks spectacular, even better than before. She’s a bit plumper, and all of the weight went to the right places, especially her boobs. And her butt. She’s really the perfect V-Girl in every way, plus she’s young and pretty.

Anyway, enjoy. Destiny did.

The psychology of melon-buying

September 29, 2011 by Elliot James
Karina has the best, juiciest melons.

Karina has the best, biggest, juiciest melons.

In America, bigger melons are actually more in demand except by urban female shoppers who don’t want to carry a lot of heavy items from the store to their apartments.

Junk science? Maybe, maybe not. I don’t think guys buy bananas with the same attitude.

There’s an Italian sex researcher who claims he can accurately analyze a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts compared to different kinds of fruit.

But that’s another story.

I want to shop where this new XLGirls model works

September 28, 2011 by Elliot James
Meet the newest XLGirls hottie tomorrow!

Meet the newest XLGirls hottie October 6!

I’ve got to applaud the studio reps once again. They have found another winner for XLGirls.com. This pretty, 21-year-old rookie will be debuting October 6th and 7th in her first pictorial and video. The adventurous type, she packs 38H cups and even toys her cookie and butthole with two gadgets at the same time.

Impressive because before this trip to XLGirls, she’s only taken pictures of herself at home.

Right from the snap, I was very impressed because in the opener of the video “Freshgirl,” she tells our lenscrafter Jose that she works in an adult store next to a strip club. As soon as I heard her say that, she had me.

“People ask me why I’m not in the back instead of working in the front,” our new arrival says. Easy to understand why they ask her that with tits like she has. I’m sure she’s good for business in the store instead of being hidden in a dark club.

What are the odds of walking into any adult product shop and seeing someone who looks like this behind the counter? Trust me, the odds are bad. I know.

If I owned an adult store, I’d only hire employees like this. So sue me for job discrimination.

Pop-up quiz: There was another girl who was working as a clerk in an adult store when she became an XLGirls model a couple of years ago. What’s her name?

Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?

This day in birthdays!

Bozena born Sept. 28.

Bozena born Sept. 28.

Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.

Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.

I was stunned and amazed…by this voluptuous babe’s decision to do hardcore!

September 27, 2011 by Dave
She seems to be more like herself today.

She seems to be more like herself today.

It’s always thrilling when a favorite decides to take the plunge, and that’s what’s going on this week here at SCORELAND: A girl who has been with us for a while but had never done boy-girl is going to fuck and suck on-camera for the first time.

And her name is…

I’m not telling.

But to help you out, here are some comments SCORELAND members have made about this girl:

“Choice discovery. I hope she will consider XXX action on a return trip. Don’t let this one slip away!”

“I usually have to see boy/girl hardcore action to get myself going but [FILL IN THE NAME] is so Damn Gorgeous & moans in such an
incredibly sensual way, while playing with herself in this video, that I can make an exception in just this one case.”

“[FILL IN THE NAME] is so incredibly beautiful and sexy, I would love to see her in some XXX action.”

And now, it’s going to happen. When? Friday or Saturday. Maybe. We’re working on it right now. She’s working on it right now. Right this very minute.

But you’re going to have to excuse me for a moment. I have to go see how she’s doing.

Blog Update: She did great. Cum all over her face and tits. Proof that even cowgirls get the splooge.

Do boobs make a sound if no one is listening?

September 26, 2011 by Elliot James
The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs.

The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs. Now that's what I call stereophonic.

One of our recent SCORELAND surveys asked about members’ listening habits when watching videos. I use headphones, a habit from living in apartments with thin walls. I live in a house now with much more privacy, but I still rarely turn the computer’s speakers on.

So here’s how they do it.

30% keep the audio volume at the same level you’d use for watching Hawaii 5-0 on television. So if you have thin walls, your neighbors may think you have a sex life that rivals Tiger Woods’.

37% keep the volume low. Problem with that method is missing some important piece of dialog, such as Daylene Rio saying, “I’m gonna suck this cock now.” (Yes, it is important.)

27% wear headphones. Best option if you have roommates or a spouse who doesn’t want to hear moaning and groaning, the sounds of boobs slapping together or Summer Sinn yelling, “Cum on my tits!”

5% watch without audio. This method loses points for not being able to hear the girls’ voices. Unless you believe that women should be seen and not heard. Also, it’s not a good choice when you watch an interview.

We have added sub-titles for non-English speaking models, such as Romina Lopez. But I think we’re a ways from closed captioning. Besides, the captions could block the girls’ tits or pussies.

What are your listening habits?

Christy Marks: A real girl-next-door

September 25, 2011 by Maria

Once upon a time, I spent a lot of time with the busty girl-next-door Christy Marks. While you might hear the term “girl-next-door” a lot, I am here to tell you that Christy is the real deal. At the time, I was the new editor of V-mag, and Christy was a new model and in our studios shooting for her then-soon-to-be-launched website, ChristyMarks.com.

I developed a closeness with Christy because she had this innocence about her that was endearing. She’d always refer to me as “Miss Maria,” which was very Southern and sweet. She loved to laugh and had so many anecdotes about her hometown and her day-to-day activities that she kept me in stitches. And she loved animals. Every time that we would meet, she would show me pictures of her dogs, her snake and I believe she even had a tarantula at one point.

We traveled to Hungary together, and I will never forget meeting her in the airport. Whenever I would see her in our studio, she was always glammed up and beautiful, but when we met in a terminal in New York, she was in huge basketball shorts, sneakers and a tank-top and she looked almost Tom-boyish. And for some reason, it was hot. Maybe it was the androgyny? Maybe it was that her tits looked huge in her tiny tank-top, but I thought she looked phenomenal. And, I can’t begin to tell you the stares she got on the plane when, in her typical contortionist style, she bent herself into a compact pretzel and slept that way on the trans-Atlantic flight. (I am sure you would have stared, too, if you saw a big-boobed chick with her legs akimbo and contorted into a small airplane seat! lol)

Over time, Christy would go on to do hardcore and then, anal, and boy, oh, boy, was she an amazing XXX performer. But I will tell you this: Christy never changed from being a sweet girl-next-door. Despite her raunchy antics during sex, she was still the sweetest lump o’ sugar I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. And this is the reason that no matter what, she will always hold a spot in my heart as a real girl-next-door.

xoxo

Maria

The Maserati Effect

September 24, 2011 by Elliot James
He tried to stall Maserati. He lost.

He tried to stall Maserati. He lost.

Last week’s Maserati scene (“Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride”) once again proved that this huge-chested newcomer has what it takes to zoom to the top of the big-boobed world.

Your comments included: “This girl is a real find. She has the beauty and body type of Janet Jade, one of my favorites. Love those big, round tits and her great fucking skills!” (spoolhookerone77)

“She is an all-star! Not only is she a total package–round, voluptuous ass, and big, bulbous titties–but she gives one hell of a performance and a proper finish to boot!” (Erotica6)

Maserati leaves guys sprawling and comatose, drained and dry, exhausted and unconscious.

I call this The Maserati Effect.

We aren’t even safe in the boy’s room at SCORE, as this photo demonstrates. Maserati said she’s drawn to guys who ignore her, but passing out cold is going to extremes.

Maserati (December ’11 SCORE) said she only recently learned how to masturbate when a friend bought her a vibrator at a sex-toy party. Now she says she has to cum twice a day and she owns five different buzzin’ buddies.

Who would have guessed?

So now you know what she needs for Xmas. Batteries.