Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
S.M., a regular contributor to “Scorecard,” from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “Here’s my Top 25 of your most-photogenic naturals ever. 1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie; 2. Merilyn Sakova; 3. Sharday; 4. Ashley Sage Ellison; 5. Karina Hart; 6. Nicole Peters; 7. Bea Flora; 8. Brianna Costello; 9. Kelly Kay; 10. Natalie Fiore; 11. Taylor Steele; 12. Arianna Sinn; 13. Kerry Marie; 14. Shione Cooper; 15. Sophie Mae; 16. Terry Nova; 17. Chloe Vevrier; 18. Anna Song; 19. Luma; 20. Rhonda Baxter; 21. Via Paxton; 22. Kaytee Carter; 23. Miosotis; 24. Carrie Lynn; and 25. Dawn Stone.”
Got that?
S.M. continues, “Let’s start with the definition of photogenic, according to the dictionary: ‘attractive as a subject for photography.’ I’d say the women above would fit that description, wouldn’t you? Linsey came in at No. 1, which should not be a shocker. She was a borderline celebrity. She was the porn version of Judy Garland, the brunette Marilyn Monroe, the British Jenna Jameson… you name it! I have selected the models for various reasons, some for being very personable, for sensuality, for attractiveness and, most importantly, for smoldering sexuality. Smoldering sexuality lets me know that the model might actually be aroused, which means she’s into what she’s doing or is at least acting like she is, so it’s the thought that counts. Terry Nova, Shione Cooper, Natalie Fiore and Chloe Vevrier specialize in this category.”
“Karina, Brianna and Taylor are the most personable models. They never stop smiling!”
“The most-sensuous models consist of Kelly Kay, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Merilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone. And then you have your hardcore vixens such as Christy Marks and Shione Cooper, who are photogenic when solo.”
Thanks for the list, S.M. But, to tell you the truth, I thought all of our models were photogenic.
Please meet and greet Alex Chance, a new Voluptuous discovery appearing today and tomorrow at SCORELAND. She’s cute, bubbly, bouncy and perky. Very GND (Girl-Next-Door).
Alex has already been featured at SCOREVideos in a boy-girl creampie scene (“A Pleasant Surprise”), and now she brings her 36DDDs over to SCORELAND for her second scene, “Taking A Chance For Big Tits.”
Alex was in the SCORE Studio when Jasmine Shiraz was here, and they appeared together in a Blog video.
In the real world, Alex is a 22-year-old bartender who saw our ad for big-boobed models on BeASCOREModel.com. She checked us out, asked a few questions and then arranged her schedule to come here and cum. When she’s not pouring drinks, Alex likes reading and spending the day at the beach.
“I like to dress sexy because I like the attention,” Alex says. “That’s why I decided to try this.” The adventurous type. I like that.
It was a lucky day when Alex took a chance on SCORELAND.
In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.
I want to talk about a little topic that causes a big uproar: CUM.
Moreover, the proper placement and disposal of cum.
I often talk to men and women about the topic of swallowing sperm. When I speak to dudes, they almost always say it’s better to cum all over a girl and infinitely better when she swallows.
But when I speak to different models and interview them about the most-intimate details of their sex lives, I always get mixed reviews.
When you have big boobs, there will always be some dude who wants to spray his baby batter all over your bountiful bosom. Big-boobed gals always deal with that. If you let a guy tit-fuck you, he is going to want to paint your rack a whiter shade of goo.
But what about during BJs? Let’s say you don’t take a creamin’ all over your chesticles. Let’s say you take it in your…um, dicksucker. Is is appropo to spit? Is it okay to swallow? Are spitters really quitters?
That is what is on my mind when I chat with ladies about the proper way to dispose of a man’s seed.
Most models tell me that they swallow and it is not a big deal. Some of them tell me that they spit discreetly. (Which I might not really have a handle on. How do you hock up skeet discreetly?) And some of them say that they do not enjoy a man cumming in their mouth at all.
But almost 100% of them say that it really depends on the taste of said spunk. Which pretty much puts the ball in your court, guys. (They also say that cumming in their eyeballs is NOT COOL. It burns. It’s terrible. DO NOT CUM IN WOMEN’S EYES!) Ultimately, whether your spunk is swallow’able is up to you.
The way I see it is that we big-boobed gals lotion up our knockers and wear bras to keep them nice and tight for YOU. So, it’s kind of your responsibility to ensure that your swimmers are savory.
According to GOOGLE and various sources on the Internet, (Yes, my job consists of finding out how to make your cum taste better. lol), men should drink more water, less coffee and avoid junk food. They should also eat more fresh fruits, veggies (but not asparagus) and herbs and should avoid red meat for better-tasting sperm.
After my research, I deduced that spitters are NOT necessarily quitters, they are just girls who have come into a batch of bad cum. My suggestion is that if you want more ladies to guzzle down your man juice, you should make sure it’s fresh and delicious.
Aren’t you glad we had this chat? I know I am. Hopefully this will lead to better-tasting spunk everywhere.
“I get guys who come up to me all the time and say things like, ‘Take your boobs out,'” says Terri Jane, a huge fave at SCORELAND and XLGirls. “They are not scared. I have had girls come up to me in the bathroom, asking me if they are real or if they are fake. Girls come up to me all the time, feeling my boobs.”
Terri just has that effect on people of both sexes.
Forget about The X Factor on TV. Terri is the real deal. She has the K Factor, as in K-cup melons.
See Terri’s September ’11 Voluptuous pictorial today at SCORELAND, then tomorrow, a fresh video in Voluptuous Theater. I won’t go into any detail about this video except to tell you that Terri has a vanilla ice-cream cone and what she was doing with it was driving me insane.
Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.
Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.
Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.
There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.
But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!
String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.
The kitchen is never boring with Maggie Green whipping up something tasty.
In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”
In the DVD More To Fuck, pretty, voluptuous Destiny Rose from Ohio ate Kaytee Carter’s pussy while her co-stars fucked real cock. Why? Because she wasn’t ready to take the hardcore plunge, and we’re not going to make a girl do something she doesn’t want to do. Besides, it was nice to have a hot, juicy lezzie scene in the flick.
But, as the 1970s rock band Orleans sang, “Love takes time. ” Yours and mine. In this case, it took about a year and a half for Destiny to give us a call and say, “I’m ready!”
So, Destiny pulled on her cowgirl gear, complete with hat and boots, and rode one of our best cocksmen. And soon, you’ll know the real meaning of “cowgirl style.”
By the way, Destiny looks spectacular, even better than before. She’s a bit plumper, and all of the weight went to the right places, especially her boobs. And her butt. She’s really the perfect V-Girl in every way, plus she’s young and pretty.
In America, bigger melons are actually more in demand except by urban female shoppers who don’t want to carry a lot of heavy items from the store to their apartments.
Junk science? Maybe, maybe not. I don’t think guys buy bananas with the same attitude.
There’s an Italian sex researcher who claims he can accurately analyze a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts compared to different kinds of fruit.
I’ve got to applaud the studio reps once again. They have found another winner for XLGirls.com. This pretty, 21-year-old rookie will be debuting October 6th and 7th in her first pictorial and video. The adventurous type, she packs 38H cups and even toys her cookie and butthole with two gadgets at the same time.
Impressive because before this trip to XLGirls, she’s only taken pictures of herself at home.
Right from the snap, I was very impressed because in the opener of the video “Freshgirl,” she tells our lenscrafter Jose that she works in an adult store next to a strip club. As soon as I heard her say that, she had me.
“People ask me why I’m not in the back instead of working in the front,” our new arrival says. Easy to understand why they ask her that with tits like she has. I’m sure she’s good for business in the store instead of being hidden in a dark club.
What are the odds of walking into any adult product shop and seeing someone who looks like this behind the counter? Trust me, the odds are bad. I know.
If I owned an adult store, I’d only hire employees like this. So sue me for job discrimination.
Pop-up quiz: There was another girl who was working as a clerk in an adult store when she became an XLGirls model a couple of years ago. What’s her name?
