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September 28, 2011 by Elliot James
Meet the newest XLGirls hottie October 6!
I’ve got to applaud the studio reps once again. They have found another winner for XLGirls.com. This pretty, 21-year-old rookie will be debuting October 6th and 7th in her first pictorial and video. The adventurous type, she packs 38H cups and even toys her cookie and butthole with two gadgets at the same time.
Impressive because before this trip to XLGirls, she’s only taken pictures of herself at home.
Right from the snap, I was very impressed because in the opener of the video “Freshgirl,” she tells our lenscrafter Jose that she works in an adult store next to a strip club. As soon as I heard her say that, she had me.
“People ask me why I’m not in the back instead of working in the front,” our new arrival says. Easy to understand why they ask her that with tits like she has. I’m sure she’s good for business in the store instead of being hidden in a dark club.
What are the odds of walking into any adult product shop and seeing someone who looks like this behind the counter? Trust me, the odds are bad. I know.
If I owned an adult store, I’d only hire employees like this. So sue me for job discrimination.
Pop-up quiz: There was another girl who was working as a clerk in an adult store when she became an XLGirls model a couple of years ago. What’s her name?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
This day in birthdays!
Bozena born Sept. 28.
Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.
September 27, 2011 by Dave
She seems to be more like herself today.
It’s always thrilling when a favorite decides to take the plunge, and that’s what’s going on this week here at SCORELAND: A girl who has been with us for a while but had never done boy-girl is going to fuck and suck on-camera for the first time.
And her name is…
I’m not telling.
But to help you out, here are some comments SCORELAND members have made about this girl:
“Choice discovery. I hope she will consider XXX action on a return trip. Don’t let this one slip away!”
“I usually have to see boy/girl hardcore action to get myself going but [FILL IN THE NAME] is so Damn Gorgeous & moans in such an
incredibly sensual way, while playing with herself in this video, that I can make an exception in just this one case.”
“[FILL IN THE NAME] is so incredibly beautiful and sexy, I would love to see her in some XXX action.”
And now, it’s going to happen. When? Friday or Saturday. Maybe. We’re working on it right now. She’s working on it right now. Right this very minute.
But you’re going to have to excuse me for a moment. I have to go see how she’s doing.
Blog Update: She did great. Cum all over her face and tits. Proof that even cowgirls get the splooge.
September 26, 2011 by Elliot James
The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs. Now that's what I call stereophonic.
One of our recent SCORELAND surveys asked about members’ listening habits when watching videos. I use headphones, a habit from living in apartments with thin walls. I live in a house now with much more privacy, but I still rarely turn the computer’s speakers on.
So here’s how they do it.
30% keep the audio volume at the same level you’d use for watching Hawaii 5-0 on television. So if you have thin walls, your neighbors may think you have a sex life that rivals Tiger Woods’.
37% keep the volume low. Problem with that method is missing some important piece of dialog, such as Daylene Rio saying, “I’m gonna suck this cock now.” (Yes, it is important.)
27% wear headphones. Best option if you have roommates or a spouse who doesn’t want to hear moaning and groaning, the sounds of boobs slapping together or Summer Sinn yelling, “Cum on my tits!”
5% watch without audio. This method loses points for not being able to hear the girls’ voices. Unless you believe that women should be seen and not heard. Also, it’s not a good choice when you watch an interview.
We have added sub-titles for non-English speaking models, such as Romina Lopez. But I think we’re a ways from closed captioning. Besides, the captions could block the girls’ tits or pussies.
What are your listening habits?
September 25, 2011 by Maria
Once upon a time, I spent a lot of time with the busty girl-next-door Christy Marks. While you might hear the term “girl-next-door” a lot, I am here to tell you that Christy is the real deal. At the time, I was the new editor of V-mag, and Christy was a new model and in our studios shooting for her then-soon-to-be-launched website, ChristyMarks.com.
I developed a closeness with Christy because she had this innocence about her that was endearing. She’d always refer to me as “Miss Maria,” which was very Southern and sweet. She loved to laugh and had so many anecdotes about her hometown and her day-to-day activities that she kept me in stitches. And she loved animals. Every time that we would meet, she would show me pictures of her dogs, her snake and I believe she even had a tarantula at one point.
We traveled to Hungary together, and I will never forget meeting her in the airport. Whenever I would see her in our studio, she was always glammed up and beautiful, but when we met in a terminal in New York, she was in huge basketball shorts, sneakers and a tank-top and she looked almost Tom-boyish. And for some reason, it was hot. Maybe it was the androgyny? Maybe it was that her tits looked huge in her tiny tank-top, but I thought she looked phenomenal. And, I can’t begin to tell you the stares she got on the plane when, in her typical contortionist style, she bent herself into a compact pretzel and slept that way on the trans-Atlantic flight. (I am sure you would have stared, too, if you saw a big-boobed chick with her legs akimbo and contorted into a small airplane seat! lol)
Over time, Christy would go on to do hardcore and then, anal, and boy, oh, boy, was she an amazing XXX performer. But I will tell you this: Christy never changed from being a sweet girl-next-door. Despite her raunchy antics during sex, she was still the sweetest lump o’ sugar I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. And this is the reason that no matter what, she will always hold a spot in my heart as a real girl-next-door.
xoxo
Maria
September 24, 2011 by Elliot James
He tried to stall Maserati. He lost.
Last week’s Maserati scene (“Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride”) once again proved that this huge-chested newcomer has what it takes to zoom to the top of the big-boobed world.
Your comments included: “This girl is a real find. She has the beauty and body type of Janet Jade, one of my favorites. Love those big, round tits and her great fucking skills!” (spoolhookerone77)
“She is an all-star! Not only is she a total package–round, voluptuous ass, and big, bulbous titties–but she gives one hell of a performance and a proper finish to boot!” (Erotica6)
Maserati leaves guys sprawling and comatose, drained and dry, exhausted and unconscious.
I call this The Maserati Effect.
We aren’t even safe in the boy’s room at SCORE, as this photo demonstrates. Maserati said she’s drawn to guys who ignore her, but passing out cold is going to extremes.
Maserati (December ’11 SCORE) said she only recently learned how to masturbate when a friend bought her a vibrator at a sex-toy party. Now she says she has to cum twice a day and she owns five different buzzin’ buddies.
Who would have guessed?
So now you know what she needs for Xmas. Batteries.
September 23, 2011 by Dave
Gya Roberts prepares ready to slut things up.
In her self-sucking, pussy-fingering, jack-talk-packed video extravaganza that went up today at XLGirls.com, Gya Roberts–one of my favorite girls in the whole, wide world–says:
“I’m such a slutty girl. I’ll put your cock right here. I’ll tease your cock so bad, baby!”
She’s wearing a tiny bikini that can’t possibly contain her HH-cup naturals and plump, plush body. She’s wearing fuck-me pumps that put her in the mood. She takes out a nipple, shoves it into the camera and asks, “Do you want to suck it? I know you want to suck it, you naughty boy.”
She keeps up a torrent of jack talk while sucking and biting her nipples, then exposing her pussy and asshole for your viewing pleasure. She says such helpful things as:
“I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.”
“I’m going to get my naughty pussy so wet for you. Oh, lick my clit, baby, and put your finger in and fuck me with your finger. Fuck me, yeah, like that! Then you have to rub the clit, baby.”
“I want all your cum, baby. I want to fuck you like a naughty girl.” [Note: While she’s saying this, her boobs are swaying all over the fucking place.]
“Riding on your cock, harder and harder, baby. I’m going to push my pussy on your cock, feeling you all inside me. I’m going to push my titties in your face and make you suck them. Suck my titties. Suck it, baby! Bite them. Bite them now! Rub your cock faster and bite my titties.”
Ditto on the wildly swaying boobs. Meanwhile, she’s got her fingers buried in her cunt. I could call it her pussy, but in a situation like this, it’s a cunt. You understand.
“Naughty animal. Naughty boy. Your cock is so huge. I want to fuck it so bad, like a wild girl.”
That she is. The question is, are you man enough for her? I’m not sure I am, but fuck it. I jacked anyway.
September 22, 2011 by Elliot James
It's the Desiree show today.
SCORELAND is the 60 Minutes of the big-boob world. Meet The Press, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jerry Springer (well, maybe not Jerry), Nightline, 20/20 and Dateline all wrapped up into one.
Nowhere else do you find SCORE’s patented brand of up-close-and-personal interviews and chats, almost always with lots of added big nekkid tits and cookies, the way it should be.
You love pictorials and videos, but there are also times when you want to know what makes a model tick. Why she started modeling. What her boob-beginnings were like. Her background. Her interests and attitude. What turns her on. In other words, what she’s like as a person.
Now, Desiree has been here a few times this year, but we didn’t get the chance to sit down with her on-camera and learn anything about her. So she’s been somewhat of a mystery. All I knew was that several years ago, she was spotted on the beach in Florida by one of our photographers, Peter, who walked over to her and her girlfriends and introduced himself.
After Desiree posed, she dropped out of sight for 10 years before deciding to model again. That might be a record. Before Desiree, the longest modeling hiatus might have been Diane Poppos’ nine years.
We had the chance to find out more about Desiree just recently, and that’s what’s playing today in Voluptuous Theater.
Tune-in to “The Desiree Interview: Tit For Tat.”
Find out why Desiree came back with a bang.
And happy birthday to:
Shyla Stylez born Sept. 23.
April Hunter born Sept. 24.
Bailey Santanna born Sept. 25.
September 21, 2011 by Dave
One of the most impressive results in SCORE‘s “20 Greatest Naturals” poll was Valory Irene‘s meteoric rise from 2011 newcomer to being named one of the elite 20. Just as impressive is that when she debuted in the March 2011 issue of SCORE (and in a month-long special at SCORELAND), Valory didn’t spread her legs, no less show pink. But in the November ’11 issue, a lucky guy got to massage her tits. More recently, she did her first on-camera tit-fuck and cock-wank on SCORELAND (a scene that will be part of the upcoming DVD Tits & Tugs 8). So let all of this be a bit of a lesson to those of you who criticize a model for not showing pink right off the bat: If you’re patient and nurturing and complimentary, you never know what’s going to happen. Valory went from shy girl-next-door to tits-and-tugger, from newcomer to being considered one of the greatest naturals ever.
And for all of you who say, “If a girl won’t show pink or fuck, get rid of her,” just remember, that would’ve meant Valory. How would you have liked them apples?
Today at SCORELAND, Valory shows off the perfect tits that shot her to superstardom. Yeah, superstardom. Consider how many great naturals have been in SCORE over the past almost-20 years (hundreds and hundreds, I’m sure), then consider what it means to be in the Top 20.
Valory Irene. Superstar. And still the girl-next-door.
September 20, 2011 by Maria
In a recent discussion about tits and chicks and what constitutes hot and not, the topic of hats came up. Yes…sometimes you talk about tits and hats come up. It’s bizarre how boob talk can run amuck like that. I contended that hats were hot. Maybe because I like to fantasize about naked chicks with big tits in cowboy hats. Or maybe because I like to wear hats. Or both. But my male counterparts disagreed. They said hats were distracting.
But I just can’t let go of my hottie-in-a-cowboy-hat fantasy just like that. How come I can see past the hat and men can’t?
So I am conducting an experiment. I want you to look at the four pictures below of various models and I want you to tell me which ones you like, if any, and why. If you hate them all, let me know. I want nothing more than to get to the meat and potatoes of what does it for you…starting with hats, of course. lol
Naturally, I would not conduct this experiment with all of you as my guinea pigs without getting a man’pinion from one of the men I like the most…SCORE editor Dave. I like to think of Dave as my sounding board. I value his opinion on tits.
When I asked Dave about women in hats, he said he hated them. Then he referenced the ’80s band, Men Without Hats, wherein I told him that he could dance if he wanted to and he could leave his friends behind. 🙂 When I showed Dave these shots, he said he didn’t mind Pandora‘s hat or Dawn Stone‘s hat. However, he didn’t like Linsey‘s or Vixen‘s. This exchange gave me some insight because when I looked at the pics he liked, I realized that both ladies were topless. Did Dave like the hats because he was distracted by tits? Possibly. Does this mean that women should not wear hats unless they are naked? Maybe. But I really need your opinions before I can commit to a theory. 🙂
What say you, boob men? Hats on hot chicks: Good, bad or ugly?
xoxo
Maria
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Vixen is a cowgirl.
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Pandora is topless and yet, her head is covered.
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Linsey taking her top off but leaving her hat on.
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Dawn Stone in a captain’s hat.
September 19, 2011 by Elliot James
Sydney Simona art by Chris.
Chris writes: “Dear Editors, I recently saw some artwork on the SCORELAND Blog and thought I would like to add my drawing of one of my all-time favorites, Sydney Simona, from her first pictorial in SCORE.
“I have to say that her car wash pictorial and her red dress pictorials are my favorites! Thank you, SCORE, for having the most beautiful busty women in the world featured in your high-quality magazine!”
Thank you for the props, Chris, and thanks for sending us your art. Keep up the good work! You have the best subjects in the world.
On the birthday front, we have some tantalizingly topheavy titillators celeBRAting over the next few days. It’s birthday suit time! Happy B-Day, ladies.
Candace Von born Sept. 19.
June Summers born Sept. 19.
Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.
Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.
Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.
Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.
