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September 16, 2011 by Elliot James
Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!
Maserati told us in her first SCORE video (“Maserati’s Rack Attack”) that she’s attracted to guys who don’t pay attention to her right away. Guys who kinda ignore her. Guys who look like a challenge to her.
Well, here’s what I have to say about that, even though I find it hard to believe that she runs across any guys who behave like that.
Anyone who doesn’t have chained to his waist a girlfriend or wife who’s in the same physical shape as Maserati and plays that game is trying the old reverse-psychology tactic or is studying for the priesthood.
I know that any SCORE reader or SCORELAND member who spotted Maserati in a social setting, like a party, wouldn’t be holding up the wall. He’d be chatting her up, at the very least.
No such situation here in our second Maserati total hardcore scene, “Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride,” at SCORELAND. This mechanic is more than eager and ready to see what’s under Maserati’s hood, check out her impressive headlights, play with her knobs and buttons, inspect her luxe interior, then take her for a long, hard ride.
Maserati’s ride rules! So show her some love.
Maserati, Desiree, Beverly Paige…it’s a great time for huge-boobed, pole-vaulting newcomers.
Maserati’s debut magazine appearance is December ’11 SCORE, now ready for ya at eBoobStore.com or your favorite newsstand.
September 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Stephanie: look as much as you want.
“It’s hard to hide my boobs,” Stephanie Stalls says. “I like shirts that are tight on my boobs. They have to be tight and they have to show my cleavage. If I’m walking somewhere, guys will whistle at me or say, ‘You’re hot.’ Or they’ll be staring at me, and I’ll wave at them to let them know I saw them. Give them a smile.”
Stephanie has a great philosophy. And she practices her philosophy.
How many times have we seen a busty girl who tries to downplay her boob size or looks annoyed when she sees you checking out her chest? It happens a lot. I’ve lost track and so has Dave. I had a sighting the other day at a Miami mall–a woman seriously putting the hurt on a white T-shirt–and the same thing happened. It’s sad and not just because I thought that she had a lot of potential to actually model for SCORE.
That’s why a boob man has to appreciate Stephanie’s attitude. If they could all be like her, the world would be a better place. At least the big-boobed world.
That’s one of the reasons we’re always happy when Stephanie visits SCORE.
She makes the world a better place for boob men.
September 14, 2011 by Elliot James
Venera: Venus embodied.
Not long after ordering Venera’s Busty Debut, J.D. sent the staff at eBoobStore an email. Here’s part of it. We’re guessing J.D. somewhat liked Venera’s first DVD. What’s not to like? She’s 100% eye candy.
“I really didn’t think I would ever live to see another slim-and-stacked, all-natural girl as hot as the goddess Merilyn, but this Venera DVD proved me wrong! Yes, God is alive and well, based on this incredibly erotic evidence. Venera joins Merilyn in the exclusive pantheon of all-time greats.
Going back with Devon Daniels.
“As always, SCORE has the best team in the business working behind the camera, and your hair and makeup people, set dressers, camera man, sound recorder and Ms. Interviewer all hit home runs here.
“In fact, the sight and sound of Venera swaying and slapping her boobs are worth the price of admission alone! She also has the best back view, with her boobs splaying out on both sides, of anyone I’ve ever seen, including the legendary Devon Daniels! And she says her tits are still growing! The final chapter showing Venera in and out of the pool, her body oiled and glistening in the bright, tropical sun, stroking her body with the soft petals of a pink flower, truly defies description…
“What I wasn’t prepared for is what a bright girl Venera is, as she reveals in her interview! When she says she loves to slap guys in the face with her heavy and humongous H-cups–jumping Jiminy!
“Like Merilyn, Venera is a complete natural in front of the camera. Just turn it on and watch her go! Fans of slim-and-stacked women MUST have this DVD in their collections. For us, Christmas came early this year!”
September 13, 2011 by Dave
September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.
Valory Irene born Sept. 13.
Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.
Puma Swede born Sept. 13.
Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.
Janet Jade born Sept. 13.
Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.
Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.
Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.
Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.
Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.
Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.
Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.
Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.
Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.
September 11, 2011 by Maria
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Does Carmen Hayes measure up to your expectations?
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Chelsea Charms is a whole lotta woman.
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The only thing that comes between Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns is this measuring tape.
I want to talk about boob size with all of you boob lovin’ dudes out there. Boob size, to me, is an interesting thing. Before I came to The SCORE Group, I was a mild-mannered reporter at a newspaper here in Miami. The most I ever thought about tits was that mine were bigger than most chicks. I was at the time a DD-cup and that was, at the time, the colossus of all tit sizes. (Mostly because Victoria Secrets only sold up to a DD-cup, so I had no concept of anything bigger.)
Then I came to work for SCORE and my whole concept of of big tits was completely turned around. I mean, I was STUNNED that huge tits like these existed. I couldn’t wrap my mind around it. Then, after being here for a few months, I would see D-cups and I would think, “Oh, those aren’t big.” lol
Now, I think I’ve become some sort of big-boob elitist. Unless a lady is packin’ F-cups or bigger, I am not really impressed.
Do you find that this happens to you? Or, do you just appreciate all big tits, even the ones closer to the D-cup range? Is there such a thing as boobs that are TOO BIG?
Chime in. I want to hear what your criteria is and how you set the bar for big boobs. How do tits measure up to you?
xoxo
Maria
September 10, 2011 by Dave
Arianna Sinn's massive cleavage belongs on anyone's Top 20 list.
A great, boob-oriented photo set of Arianna Sinn goes lives today at SCORELAND, and when you look at it, you’ll know why Arianna was voted one of SCORE‘s “20 Greatest Naturals.” That’s the new, updated version of the “20 Greatest Naturals,” which was announced in the September ’11 issue (available at eBoobStore.com). Many of the girls in the Top 20 will be featured over the next three weeks at SCORELAND,
The first time we picked our “20 Greatest Naturals” in the September 2001 issue, the editors made the picks. This time, we got SCORE readers in on the fun, and thousands submitted ballots (which wasn’t easy because they had to pick 20 girls).
And the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is (in alphabetical order)…
Arianna Sinn; Autumn-Jade; Chloe Vevrier; Christy Marks; Danni Ashe; Diane Poppos; Ines Cudna; Janet Jade; Karina Hart; Karla James; Kerry Marie; Linsey Dawn McKenzie; Lorna Morgan; Merilyn Sakova; Nadine Jansen; Natalie Fiore; Nicole Peters; Sharday; Terry Nova; and Valory Irene.
A few comments:
Still No. 1 after all these years
1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie received the most votes by far. She was named on 99% of the ballots.
2. Valory Irene made the list despite having debuted in SCORE only nine months earlier. That’s very impressive.
3. Miosotis won 2010 Newcomer of the Year over Karla James, but Karla made the “20 Greatest Naturals” and Miosotis didn’t (barely). What happened?
4. Danni Ashe, who doesn’t have huge tits but does have great tits, made the list, and I’m thinking that’s partly because of her long-term contribution to big-boobdom.
Of course, no sooner had the Sept. ’11 issue been put to bed than a few more great naturals came along, namely Leanne Crow and Venera. That reminded me of 2001, when Sharday debuted two months after the first “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, immediately outdating it.
That’s a problem I could live with forever.
September 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Our answer to the health care crisis.
Poor Barry. He’s gravely ill. Thank heavens (the hooter heavens) for this heavenly visiting nurse who looks suspiciously like little-but-stacked Lana Ivans.
She will bring him back to health with the advanced medical techniques this chesty nurse has become expert in.
Like checking his temperature by engulfing his meat thermometer with her mouth.
This miraculous healing event can be seen step-by-step at SCORELAND right now. Nine out of 10 doctors would recommend you see it. The tenth doctor was out playing golf.
And while she is revitalizing this poor boob, she doesn’t forget to extract a sperm sample in the form of a hot-jizz injection.
That’s why the title of our SCORE medical story is “The Cream-Filled Busty Nurse.”
By the way, what is the biggest-selling fantasy costume of them all in North America?
According to a recent survey of costume and adult lingerie shops, it’s the nurses’ outfit, sold in a variety of styles from Halloween-party costumes to the only-for-the-bedroom look.
Lana wears hers proudly.
When I’m an 85-year-old geezer, I hope my visiting nurse will look like Lana Ivans.
September 8, 2011 by Dave
Eva Notty (left) and Sarah Satori, coming soon to SCORELAND…along with the dude who's behind them.
K.S. from the United Kingdom writes, “I’ve seen nearly every issue since 1997, and the Eva Notty/Sarah Satori layout (October ’11) is, hands-down, the greatest hardcore spread you’ve ever shown. Pity you had to team them up with Barry Chuckle (look him up). I’ll bet that guy thought all of his birthdays and Christmases had come at once the day of that shoot. Incidentally, I think you should do a reader poll about showing guys’ mugs in the XXX pictorials. Personally, I can do without it.”
Okay, K.S., I did look it up. Turns out that Barry Chuckle is a British comedian who’s about 38 years older than Juan Largo, the stud in the Eva/Sarah pictorial. I can see the resemblance if I squint hard enough or close my eyes.
But, anyway, back to the main point of the letter: Should we show the guys’ faces in XXX pictorials? Now, I know some of you don’t even want to see the guys’ cocks in XXX pictorials, but last time I checked, that’s impossible (or nearly impossible; see Japan). But the guys’ faces? Really?
Well, I’m not going to take this any further right now. The ball’s in your court, Blog readers. How do you feel about seeing the guys’ faces in XXX pictorials? There’s a poll off to the right. Comments will be accepted here.
Barry Chuckle. Nice. The fact is, Juan Largo happens to be a very good guy.
FYI, the Eva/Sarah three-way will be posted in October on SCORELAND.
September 7, 2011 by Elliot James
Angelina Castro born Sept. 6.
Minka born Sept. 7.
Danielle Derek born Sept. 7
Kelly Shibari born Sept. 9.
Morgan Leigh born Sept. 11.
Niki Knockers born Sept. 11.
