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Sometimes it’s hard (nipples) to be a woman…

August 14, 2011 by Maria
Minka's hard nipples are distracting.

Minka's hard nipples are distracting.

I want to talk about something that I feel needs to be talked about. I want to talk about hard nipples.

Yeah, I said it.

I am not talking about naked hard nipples because once you have them all out in the open, hard nipples lose their hard edge. They are not as eye-catching or very serious at all once they are naked and in your line of vision or, if you are lucky, your mouth.

Nope.

What I want to talk about is what I like to refer to as the red flag of all things tit…hard nipples in a shirt. I am a woman and I have big boobs. Clearly, I have nipples. Clearly, they get hard. You would think that this would deter me in some way from staring when confronted by what Dave likes to call “Air-Conditioning Nipples.” It does not.

Nope, when I see a pair of headlights, I am struck stupid by their blinding lure. I stare. Nay, I gawk. I cannot help it. I know I am not alone. I know ALL of you stare, too. How can you not? It’s like two air-traffic control men are waving you in to the bone zone.

I started thinking to myself, “But just HOW distracting can hard nipples be? I mean, can ANYONE resist the lure when a pair of nips are staring you down?”

I decided to be scientific because let’s face it, experiments are fun and everyone secretly wants to be a scientist. I went to one of those gag stores in the mall. You know, the kind that sells everything under the sun that you will never, ever need but probably will buy. It was there that I found a pair of fake nipples. Yes…FAKE NIPPLES. They are rubber pasties with extra-big, extra-hard nipples that when worn over your real nipples and under your bra make your nipples look EXTRA hard. Like, mutant hard nipples.

Armed with these hard nipples, or rather, wearing them, and a very thin, very white tank top (a wife-beater, as they are known to be called), I headed over to the best possible place to conduct my experiment: the supermarket. I wanted to see just how much lure a set of hard nipples had, and I want to publicly state that the findings of my experiment were both epic and quite hilarious.

To say that my super-hard nipples caused quite a stir is an understatement. I didn’t even make it into my grocer’s door before the shenanigans began. Men pushing carts crashing into things. Then I went in and asked clerks questions like, “Do you know what aisle the sugar is in?” and “How can you tell if a melon is ripe?” I asked the butcher in the meat department what cut of meat was the best for grilling. I asked a stranger in the frozen foods section if he knew where the frozen peas were. I can say that NO ONE talked to me. They all talked to my breasts. The men I asked were extra helpful. The guy in the produce section offered to carry my melon for me. The meat department employee asked me about the weather, TWICE. (I think he wanted me to say it was cold.) The guy in the aisle wanted to know if I would like him to push my cart for me. (I think that was innuendo for, “Let me push my dick in you.”) LOL

Hard nipples...distracting, but delicious.

Hard nipples...distracting, but delicious.

And the women in the store? Well, they looked at me like I was the dingo that stole their baby. One woman actually hissed at me. I am not making this up. She HISSED. The cashier, a younger gal, probably in her mid-20s, was so flustered that she couldn’t formulate a sentence. It was like she wanted to tell me off and point out my hard nipples, as if they were offensive. And not one but TWO bag boys needed to help me carry out my three bags of groceries. When I tipped them, one of them asked me for my number. Clearly, he wanted my nips, not my tips.

By the time I got into my car, I had concluded one thing: Hard nipples are a pretty serious force of nature. Their lure is undeniable and, frankly, powerful. So, to all the men reading this blog, I say, it is not your fault that you stare at them. They are a formidable opponent to the eye. And to all the women, I say this…with great power comes great responsibility, so if you know your headlights are on, be careful who you are blinding. You might just cause an accident!

xoxo

Maria

This weekend at SCORELAND, Leanne Crow and Charley Green get oral and Leanne’s tits get creamed

August 13, 2011 by Dave
Leanne Crow tit-fucks a pole. Okay. But this weekend, she gets ice cream all over her tits, and I like that, too.

Leanne Crow tit-fucks a pole. Okay. But this weekend, she gets ice cream all over her tits, and I like that, too.

Now, after reading that headline, you’re probably thinking, “Dave, that’s bullshit. There’s no way Leanne Crow and Charley Green are sucking cock at SCORELAND this weekend. There’s no way Leanne is taking a load of ball juice on her tits.”

Hey, I didn’t say they were. But I want to tell you about some entertaining postings that have been going up on Sundays at SCORELAND. They’re called “BTS Theater,” BTS meaning behind the scenes. They’re iPhone clips, usually shot by Tushna, our studio manager, during on-location shoots (the ones going up this month are from St. Maarten). Tushna has a way of catching the girls in impromptu, candid, real-life moments, although sometimes she just goes and stages the whole thing. Like in two of Sunday’s clips, in which Tushna has Charley lick, suck and tit-fuck a lollipop (while Leanne gets changed in the background) and then has Leanne lick an ice cream cone (and let it melt all over her chest). It’s not quite like seeing them sucking and tit-fucking real cock, but it’s pretty damn hot. I mean, it works for me.

One thing I like about the BTS clips is getting to see the girls in ways we haven’t seen them before. For example, until a few minutes ago when I saw the Charley Green clip, I didn’t know  she had a pierced tongue. Now I know, and you know what? My feelings about her are even stronger than they were before. You see, as a model, Charley is kinda shy and won’t show her pussy. But you know what that pierced tongue tells me? It tells me that Charley loves to suck cock. Yes, I am here to tell you that that that’s exactly what it means when a girl has a pierced tongue (of course, it could also mean she wants to piss off her father, but he’s going to get pissed off for the same reason I like the pierced tongue).

Two things I wouldn’t want my daughter to do: 1.) Pierce her tongue; 2.) Wear a LOVE PINK T-shirt. You know, the ones from Victoria’s Secret. To me, LOVE PINK means LOVE PUSSY. Of course, I’d prefer that to LOVE MEAT.

Anyway, now I know that even though Charley won’t show her pussy on-camera (at least not yet), she loves to suck cock. And that means a lot to me. And I also know how Leanne looks with cream-covered tits.

By the way, one of Sunday’s BTS clips is of Angela White, and that one is a candid clip. It’s called “Mystery Titties,” but there’s really no mystery. It could also be called “Mystery Ass” because Angela models her very nice buttocks, too.

So, Sunday, enjoy Leanne, enjoy Charley, enjoy Angela, enjoy going behind the scenes. SCORELAND. It’s not just about fucking.

Elaina Gregory’s first Tits & Tugs: a happy ending

August 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Elaina doing that hand jive.

Elaina doing that hand jive.

Well, Elaina Gregory‘s first Tits & Tugs scene is posted on SCORELAND. Emission accomplished. Elaina’s flown home and is doing great.

And now for the reactions by those who commented. Here are a few choice remarks:

Gurkin: “Perfect titfuck! I love it when the guy holds her breasts together and she just lays back and takes it. And to completion, too! Just awesome!”

Cleanoldman: “Just FANTASTIC!! Elaina is simply gorgeous and so, so sexy. Sound recording is much better than usual, which adds to the fun. Really, one of the finest videos I’ve seen. Elaina is a charmer.”

Spoolhookerone77: “WOW!!! Thank you Elaina! You are so hot, we had hoped to see cum on those gorgeous tits of yours, thank you and thanks SCORELAND!”

Ramjet: “Goodness gracious me oh my!! I can’t wait to see what she does next!”

Well, the results are clear from the props received. Elaina brought her own special brand of joy and bliss. She handled things very nicely.

I usually estimate that for every good or bad comment sent in about a model or a scene, a couple thousand minds think along the same track. This is not scientific at all, but it seems to work. So this means that a good number of you found your happy seat with Elaina. There were no negs at all.

Elaina, you can tell us to talk to the hand anytime.

“My Favorite XL Girls Cock Sucker,” today at SCORELAND

August 11, 2011 by Dave
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JMac seems to be interested in Scarlett's mind and body while Scarlett only seems to be interested in JMac's cock. Women can be very shallow in that way.

Several months ago, I chided myself for not having realizing that Scarlett Rouge is a great cock sucker (something I should’ve been aware of considering that one day, I was sitting only a few feet away from her when she was sucking cock). Today at SCORELAND, more proof of Scarlett’s impressive cock-sucking abilities go on display once again (skills that are especially apparent because the guy whose cock she’s sucking is pretty well-hung). I call this to your attention because:

1.) You’re probably looking for something to jack to today.

2.) Video of Scarlett sucking cock (as well as fucking) has not been seen by SCORELAND members, and if you want to see her in action, you’re going to have to hop on over to XLGirls.com or SCOREVideos.com. But that shouldn’t be a problem for those of you on SCORELAND‘s loyalty program.

3.) I think it’s important that we recognize another person’s skills…in this case, Scarlett’s BJ skills.

So enjoy (especially the one photo in which we see Scarlett’s head popping out from under a desk and her mouth filled with cock).

And, also, my apologies to all of the other XL Girls who didn’t get the title, “My Favorite XL Girls Cock Sucker.” Hey, I have a short memory, and tomorrow’s another day.

Claudia KeAloha is back to SCORE

August 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Claudia KeAloha in "Office Bust-Out" @ SCORELAND.

Claudia KeAloha in "Office Bust-Out" @ SCORELAND.

Claudia KeAloha brings her busty brunette sexiness back to SCORELAND after a long absence and she kicks off her return with a big bang on Friday in “Office Bust-Out.” Miss KeAloha (Ultimate Summer Sinn, SCORE Xtra 12, Big Tit P.O.V.) proves that office politics can be wild, especially when the tough boss is Claudia. Don’t tick her off if you know what’s good for you!

When Miss KeAloha overhears a subordinate talking on the phone about dropping a load on her huge boobs, she really lets him have it.

Claudia has gotten even sexier (if that was possible) and her heat index in this vid puts the Dow Jones to shame. She’s in great shape and more bangable than ever.

See more new videos of Claudia over at SCOREVideos.com.

Welcome back, Claudia KeAloha!

This week in big-boob birthday bust-outs

August 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Zuzanna born August 9.

Zuzanna born August 9.

Elizabeth Starr born August 11.

Elizabeth Starr born August 11.

Jenna Valentine born August 11.

Jenna Valentine born August 11.

Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.

Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.

Wendy Whoppers born August 13.

Wendy Whoppers born August 13.

Brittany Andrews born August 13.

Brittany Andrews born August 13.

What do you think about when you see a super-busty natural wearing a sheer body stocking?

August 8, 2011 by Dave
Kristina Milan enjoys a beautiful, sunny day in the Dominican Republic, her home.

Kristina Milan enjoys a beautiful, sunny day in the Dominican Republic, her home.

Yes, a picture is worth a thousand words, and this once of Kristina Milan (from a set that goes up today at XLGirls.com and is already up at SCORELAND) is worth about a million. Nonetheless, I’d like to point out a few things about this photo:

1. Her tits are brushing against her inner thighs AND SHE’S NOT LEANING FORWARD! This is the big point: Any girl can make her tits brush against her thighs if she leans forward far enough, but Kristina isn’t leaning forward at all. Amazing!

2. Her fuck boots.

3. Kristina seems so nonchalant about sitting there practically naked (although somewhat covered in this super-sexy body stocking).

4. Her fingernails are approaching slut length, which is great for fucking.

Got anything else?

The Little Tugger That Could! Busty Arizonian Elaina is back!

August 7, 2011 by Maria

When Elaina Gregory made her SCORELAND debut and we gave you a sneak peek at her, um, generous lady bits on the blog (Here and here!), two things happened. The first is that all of you guys went, “Oh, yeah! New tits!” and then did some sort of in-your-pants-happy-dance. The second is that you said, “Hey! She didn’t take her bra off.” So, in an effort to remedy that, we called Elaina and flew her all the way to Miami from Phoenix, Arizona JUST so she could take her bra off and flash you guys.

Just kidding. She was already in our studio.

However, she did fly all the way here from Phoenix to get hotter than ever! Yes, all the way from Arizona, where they invented HOT, because she wanted us to pop her Tits ‘N’ Tugs cherry, and believe us when we say, it was POPPED.

I chatted with Elaina prior to her T ‘n’ T scene about her nipples and how guys should touch a stacked lady’s lady parts. (Remember when I told you guys that there is a way to handle a woman’s fun bags?) I also talked to her right after she used her jugs to jack someone into submission, and she said her first tug scene went great! Proof that SCORELAND is the place to come to get all of your cherries popped. lol

So, check out Elaina and enjoy her new, slimmer body, shorter hairdo and her marvelous, tiny areolae and nipples. And then go and check out her tug scene on SCORELAND tomorrow and Tuesday!

xoxo,

Maria

Get more boob for the buck at eBoobStore

August 6, 2011 by Elliot James

DVDs are still my favorite format. Those silvery discs in their good-looking cases appeal to me much more than a file on a drive, and the video quality is better and sharper.

Now until August 30 is your chance to get your hands on a selection of top-shelf SCORE DVDs because eBoobStore is throwing a major party with deeply discounted price cuts. This is the biggest sale I’ve ever seen there with 50 titles to choose from. I was surprised they got the okay on some of them. I mean, these are DVDs that sell themselves, month in, month out. Major movies like Boob Science and Mamazon (both double-disc sets), Sex In The Titties and K-JUGS starring Renee Ross, Busty Riding Academy with Christy Marks and Karina Hart plus mamathons such as the seven-hour Breast of SCORELAND and the Best of XL Xtra.

There’s something for every man. Recent hardcore hits Big Tit A-List with Annina and Minka, now-classics Best of Chloe Vevrier and On Location Key Largo with Kerry Marie and Lorna Morgan, and the boob combat flicks Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling and the Mega-Boob Olympics.

We’re halfway through the summer. Head over to the eBoobStore and check this sale out before it ends. The price is right, right now.

Everyone loves those jungle girls.

Everyone loves those jungle girls. They really swing!

Renee battles Samantha in K-JUGS.

Renee battles Samantha in the epic K-JUGS.

Boob scientists made their own Daphne Rosen. Nice!

Boob scientists made their own Daphne Rosen. Nice!

Catt: A Handy Girl To Have At Your Side

August 6, 2011 by Elliot James
Catt Green is about to practice her backhand stroke at SCORELAND.

Catt Green is about to practice her backhand stroke at SCORELAND.

You met Catt Green at the end of June. The creamy 18 year-old redhead with 36G all-naturals had never modeled before. How did fate intervene and guide her here to SCORELAND? Randomness, friends. Sheer luck. Sometimes it’s random. We put the question to Catt. “I saw a stack of magazines at my friend’s house and I thought that it looked like fun. It’s just inspiring seeing girls with tits as big as mine. And I wanted to be with them.”

If Catt hadn’t seen those mags and then contacted us, she would not be here right now yanking our chain this weekend in her first Tits & Tugs. Yup, Catt seized the moment and seized something else too while she was here.

Catt will be in Holiday ’11 SCORE (on sale October 4) and in Holiday ’11 Voluptuous (on sale October 16). Maybe someone will see those issues and be inspired to model just like Catt was.

Let’s have a big hand for Catt. And one for Lady Luck too. They’re both hot.