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August 18, 2011 by Elliot James
Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.
Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.
Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored is a spinoff of our popular Net-based SCOREtv show but with a major difference. Full, total, head-on, non-stop, XXX sex with five SCORE Girls that would give a coma patient a hard-on of steel. They give their all.
The cast is top-notch and top-heavy. You know ’em, you love ’em.
Our local Miami sex bomb Angelina Castro and exotic dance star Stephanie Stalls both get butt-boffed and cum-glazed.
The beautiful Kelly Christiansen rides a man-pole in the backstage green room before she visits the set to chat with SCOREtv host Dave.
Potty-mouthed Nadia Night demonstrates the Tenga Flip Hole on the set and gets worked up, so she runs off to relieve the stress with a dude.
And gorgeous Kali West demonstrates her blow job skills on a walking dildo on the set before they head off to a backroom for some fornicatin’ and copulatin’.
If you’ve seen the first season of SCOREtv* and the Holiday Special edition at SCORELAND, you’ll dig this movie. SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on DVD is on my personal recommended buy list.
There’s nothing like it. It’s the talk show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to host. Sorry, Jimbo. Dave has the job, if you can call it work.
*SCOREtv Season 1 on DVD is sold out!
August 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Bodacious Babbett, born August 17
Sienna Hills, born August 18
Traci Burr, born August 19
Jeannine Oldfield, born August 19
Aileen Ghettman, born August 20
Penny Porsche, born August 21
Desirae, born August 21
Destiny Rose, born August 22
Dawn Stone, born August 22
Barocca, born August 24
August 16, 2011 by Dave
Brandy Ryder enjoys sucking on big sausages while sucking cock. We have pictorial proof of that. Get FeedHerFuckHer.com free with a membership to XLGirls.com.
We get a lot of emails and letters at SCORE and SCORELAND, most of them from readers and members who have genuine ideas and opinions to express.
But every once in a while, we receive a letter from a reader who…well, who I’m just not certain is being straight (possible poor word choice, as you’re about to see) with us, who I think might be trying to put one over on us. So, what happens is, we decide to publish the letter anyway (because most letters like this are kinda different and kinda amusing), and the writer sits at home laughing and thinking, “Those idiots! I really put one over on them!”
The following letter, published in SCORE, just might be one of those letters. It’s from Lauren G. (address withheld). Lauren G. writes:
“Though I’m a beautiful transsexual fellatrix (that’s someone adept at and who enjoys sucking man sausage a whole lot!), I don’t watch gay porn at all. I prefer to see hot, sexy, ultra-feminine women having sex with men. I can’t stand to see two masculine men, or, for that matter, even two feminine or even butch women going at it, having sex or French kissing. I feel it’s a man and a woman that looks right. That’s why I always wear feminine apparel and makeup. I have my own hair (no wig), and it’s very full and lustrous. I just need huge, natural tits and a pussy. My mind and preferences are 100% female. I don’t like sports, I suck at math, etc. I don’t masturbate to any DVDs, but I enjoy them. I always masturbate while sucking something, usually a big hot dog or a realistic cock dildo like, say, a Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker model. My ejaculation is 10 times more intense while sucking one of these than when not sucking one.
“Whether I’m sucking on a big weiner or a dildo, I always think about someone I’ve already been with, someone whose dick I’ve already sucked. I have a harder time cumming if I think about someone I’ve not been with yet. The size of the hot dog has no bearing on the size of the guy I was with. Besides sucking hot dogs while playing on my computer, reading a book or newspaper or watching TV, etc., I also suck on these big hot dogs while walking on my treadmill a half hour per day and while working out.”
Okay: Real or not real? Is Lauren G. really a transsexual who enjoys sucking hot dogs while watching SCORE videos and masturbating? Or is Lauren G. more likely some guy named Larry who sits at home watching DVDs and jacking, just like the rest of it, and satisfies his post-jacking hunger with, maybe, a hot dog and a beer? Every part of the letter strikes me as realistic except the sucking on hot dogs part. Who sucks on hot dogs while walking on a treadmill? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?
SCORELAND Blog readers, you make the call!
August 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Kaytee Carter: a real country girl.
Kaytee Carter grew up a country girl in the great state of Oregon. She talked about her upbringing in a SCORELAND interview.
“My father was a hops farmer,” she said. “I grew up on a farm. Working the fields, driving the truck. Three-thousand acres of hops!”
So wow! A real farmer’s daughter! Right here at SCORELAND. That info inspired a photo set and this cover of the August ’11 Voluptuous, an issue still on-sale in our eBoobStore (a few copies remain in stock). The photo set posted on SCORELAND last week week. Check it out with thoughts of pitching hay alongside Kaytee.
Farm life. There are advantages.
I used to wonder: Is the farm girl fantasy true? Do farm girls grab their boyfriends and throw them down in the barn after a hard day at work? Their fingers are adept at milking cows. What else do those farm-girl fingers milk? Yeah, I know, it’s all machines milking cows these days. And their fathers. Would they actually fill your ass with buckshot if they caught you being milked by their daughters on a pile of hay? What do I know? I grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard, not exactly a reality series, and I went to a real farm maybe four times in my life.
Still, it’s nice to mull over these thoughts with Kaytee, a real-life farmer’s daughter.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
August 14, 2011 by Maria
Minka's hard nipples are distracting.
I want to talk about something that I feel needs to be talked about. I want to talk about hard nipples.
Yeah, I said it.
I am not talking about naked hard nipples because once you have them all out in the open, hard nipples lose their hard edge. They are not as eye-catching or very serious at all once they are naked and in your line of vision or, if you are lucky, your mouth.
Nope.
What I want to talk about is what I like to refer to as the red flag of all things tit…hard nipples in a shirt. I am a woman and I have big boobs. Clearly, I have nipples. Clearly, they get hard. You would think that this would deter me in some way from staring when confronted by what Dave likes to call “Air-Conditioning Nipples.” It does not.
Nope, when I see a pair of headlights, I am struck stupid by their blinding lure. I stare. Nay, I gawk. I cannot help it. I know I am not alone. I know ALL of you stare, too. How can you not? It’s like two air-traffic control men are waving you in to the bone zone.
I started thinking to myself, “But just HOW distracting can hard nipples be? I mean, can ANYONE resist the lure when a pair of nips are staring you down?”
I decided to be scientific because let’s face it, experiments are fun and everyone secretly wants to be a scientist. I went to one of those gag stores in the mall. You know, the kind that sells everything under the sun that you will never, ever need but probably will buy. It was there that I found a pair of fake nipples. Yes…FAKE NIPPLES. They are rubber pasties with extra-big, extra-hard nipples that when worn over your real nipples and under your bra make your nipples look EXTRA hard. Like, mutant hard nipples.
Armed with these hard nipples, or rather, wearing them, and a very thin, very white tank top (a wife-beater, as they are known to be called), I headed over to the best possible place to conduct my experiment: the supermarket. I wanted to see just how much lure a set of hard nipples had, and I want to publicly state that the findings of my experiment were both epic and quite hilarious.
To say that my super-hard nipples caused quite a stir is an understatement. I didn’t even make it into my grocer’s door before the shenanigans began. Men pushing carts crashing into things. Then I went in and asked clerks questions like, “Do you know what aisle the sugar is in?” and “How can you tell if a melon is ripe?” I asked the butcher in the meat department what cut of meat was the best for grilling. I asked a stranger in the frozen foods section if he knew where the frozen peas were. I can say that NO ONE talked to me. They all talked to my breasts. The men I asked were extra helpful. The guy in the produce section offered to carry my melon for me. The meat department employee asked me about the weather, TWICE. (I think he wanted me to say it was cold.) The guy in the aisle wanted to know if I would like him to push my cart for me. (I think that was innuendo for, “Let me push my dick in you.”) LOL
Hard nipples...distracting, but delicious.
And the women in the store? Well, they looked at me like I was the dingo that stole their baby. One woman actually hissed at me. I am not making this up. She HISSED. The cashier, a younger gal, probably in her mid-20s, was so flustered that she couldn’t formulate a sentence. It was like she wanted to tell me off and point out my hard nipples, as if they were offensive. And not one but TWO bag boys needed to help me carry out my three bags of groceries. When I tipped them, one of them asked me for my number. Clearly, he wanted my nips, not my tips.
By the time I got into my car, I had concluded one thing: Hard nipples are a pretty serious force of nature. Their lure is undeniable and, frankly, powerful. So, to all the men reading this blog, I say, it is not your fault that you stare at them. They are a formidable opponent to the eye. And to all the women, I say this…with great power comes great responsibility, so if you know your headlights are on, be careful who you are blinding. You might just cause an accident!
xoxo
Maria
August 13, 2011 by Dave
Leanne Crow tit-fucks a pole. Okay. But this weekend, she gets ice cream all over her tits, and I like that, too.
Now, after reading that headline, you’re probably thinking, “Dave, that’s bullshit. There’s no way Leanne Crow and Charley Green are sucking cock at SCORELAND this weekend. There’s no way Leanne is taking a load of ball juice on her tits.”
Hey, I didn’t say they were. But I want to tell you about some entertaining postings that have been going up on Sundays at SCORELAND. They’re called “BTS Theater,” BTS meaning behind the scenes. They’re iPhone clips, usually shot by Tushna, our studio manager, during on-location shoots (the ones going up this month are from St. Maarten). Tushna has a way of catching the girls in impromptu, candid, real-life moments, although sometimes she just goes and stages the whole thing. Like in two of Sunday’s clips, in which Tushna has Charley lick, suck and tit-fuck a lollipop (while Leanne gets changed in the background) and then has Leanne lick an ice cream cone (and let it melt all over her chest). It’s not quite like seeing them sucking and tit-fucking real cock, but it’s pretty damn hot. I mean, it works for me.
One thing I like about the BTS clips is getting to see the girls in ways we haven’t seen them before. For example, until a few minutes ago when I saw the Charley Green clip, I didn’t know she had a pierced tongue. Now I know, and you know what? My feelings about her are even stronger than they were before. You see, as a model, Charley is kinda shy and won’t show her pussy. But you know what that pierced tongue tells me? It tells me that Charley loves to suck cock. Yes, I am here to tell you that that that’s exactly what it means when a girl has a pierced tongue (of course, it could also mean she wants to piss off her father, but he’s going to get pissed off for the same reason I like the pierced tongue).
Two things I wouldn’t want my daughter to do: 1.) Pierce her tongue; 2.) Wear a LOVE PINK T-shirt. You know, the ones from Victoria’s Secret. To me, LOVE PINK means LOVE PUSSY. Of course, I’d prefer that to LOVE MEAT.
Anyway, now I know that even though Charley won’t show her pussy on-camera (at least not yet), she loves to suck cock. And that means a lot to me. And I also know how Leanne looks with cream-covered tits.
By the way, one of Sunday’s BTS clips is of Angela White, and that one is a candid clip. It’s called “Mystery Titties,” but there’s really no mystery. It could also be called “Mystery Ass” because Angela models her very nice buttocks, too.
So, Sunday, enjoy Leanne, enjoy Charley, enjoy Angela, enjoy going behind the scenes. SCORELAND. It’s not just about fucking.
August 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Elaina doing that hand jive.
Well, Elaina Gregory‘s first Tits & Tugs scene is posted on SCORELAND. Emission accomplished. Elaina’s flown home and is doing great.
And now for the reactions by those who commented. Here are a few choice remarks:
Gurkin: “Perfect titfuck! I love it when the guy holds her breasts together and she just lays back and takes it. And to completion, too! Just awesome!”
Cleanoldman: “Just FANTASTIC!! Elaina is simply gorgeous and so, so sexy. Sound recording is much better than usual, which adds to the fun. Really, one of the finest videos I’ve seen. Elaina is a charmer.”
Spoolhookerone77: “WOW!!! Thank you Elaina! You are so hot, we had hoped to see cum on those gorgeous tits of yours, thank you and thanks SCORELAND!”
Ramjet: “Goodness gracious me oh my!! I can’t wait to see what she does next!”
Well, the results are clear from the props received. Elaina brought her own special brand of joy and bliss. She handled things very nicely.
I usually estimate that for every good or bad comment sent in about a model or a scene, a couple thousand minds think along the same track. This is not scientific at all, but it seems to work. So this means that a good number of you found your happy seat with Elaina. There were no negs at all.
Elaina, you can tell us to talk to the hand anytime.
August 11, 2011 by Dave
JMac seems to be interested in Scarlett's mind and body while Scarlett only seems to be interested in JMac's cock. Women can be very shallow in that way.
Several months ago, I chided myself for not having realizing that Scarlett Rouge is a great cock sucker (something I should’ve been aware of considering that one day, I was sitting only a few feet away from her when she was sucking cock). Today at SCORELAND, more proof of Scarlett’s impressive cock-sucking abilities go on display once again (skills that are especially apparent because the guy whose cock she’s sucking is pretty well-hung). I call this to your attention because:
1.) You’re probably looking for something to jack to today.
2.) Video of Scarlett sucking cock (as well as fucking) has not been seen by SCORELAND members, and if you want to see her in action, you’re going to have to hop on over to XLGirls.com or SCOREVideos.com. But that shouldn’t be a problem for those of you on SCORELAND‘s loyalty program.
3.) I think it’s important that we recognize another person’s skills…in this case, Scarlett’s BJ skills.
So enjoy (especially the one photo in which we see Scarlett’s head popping out from under a desk and her mouth filled with cock).
And, also, my apologies to all of the other XL Girls who didn’t get the title, “My Favorite XL Girls Cock Sucker.” Hey, I have a short memory, and tomorrow’s another day.
August 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Claudia KeAloha in "Office Bust-Out" @ SCORELAND.
Claudia KeAloha brings her busty brunette sexiness back to SCORELAND after a long absence and she kicks off her return with a big bang on Friday in “Office Bust-Out.” Miss KeAloha (Ultimate Summer Sinn, SCORE Xtra 12, Big Tit P.O.V.) proves that office politics can be wild, especially when the tough boss is Claudia. Don’t tick her off if you know what’s good for you!
When Miss KeAloha overhears a subordinate talking on the phone about dropping a load on her huge boobs, she really lets him have it.
Claudia has gotten even sexier (if that was possible) and her heat index in this vid puts the Dow Jones to shame. She’s in great shape and more bangable than ever.
See more new videos of Claudia over at SCOREVideos.com.
Welcome back, Claudia KeAloha!
August 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Zuzanna born August 9.
Elizabeth Starr born August 11.
Jenna Valentine born August 11.
Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.
Wendy Whoppers born August 13.
Brittany Andrews born August 13.
